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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    POO
    ON
    RADIO

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave oven magnetron saying "mood morning sir"

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASTERD BENCHOD DO NOT JAM LANCET

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Russian translate so poorly to English? Even Chinese and Japanese translate relatively well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      highly idiomatic language, that's why things are always in the ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too many insider cultural referencies combined with attmempt to speak like, 19th century writers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that explains why girkin's posts are borderline incomprehensible sometimes, jeez how many idioms about things being up someone's ass does a language really need?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Igor Girkin
          >he used to play a glowie on TV
          >BUT NOW HE JUST SITS IN DONETSK
          >WITH HIS ASS
          >UP HIS ASS

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tourettes Guy
            I was thinking about him just now due to one of his quotes (Russians constantly talking about pic related)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >BUT NOW HE JUST SITS IN DONETSK
            The dude never leaves Moscow region.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not my circus, not my monkeys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
          Temba, his ass in his ass.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            kherson when the walls fell
            monke and wagner at bakhmut
            pidor, his butthole wide

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
              Temba, his ass in his ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When the bees come to the field the wiener will scream with hands out of ass in hands, so to say.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Russians communicate like the guys in picrel? Just when I thought they couldn't get any more moronic...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On top of that the Russian you’re seeing translated is itself a bizarre bastardised low class gang dialect. Imagine trying to translate tiktok gangbangers into Chinese….

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine trying to translate wienerney rhyming slang into French or something like that. These people are speaking a degenerate insular language that they themselves barely comprehend.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't.
      You can go to any single non-vatnik Russian site, you can even go to some Kremlin state media, turn on Chromium auto-translate and have zero issues.
      Where machine translation struggles is texts written by barely literate or pseudo-educated vatniks. And even native speakers sometimes struggle to extract any sense out of those.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody understands everything

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the fist substantial delivery of these babies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polish Warmate has a better track record, US should license it instead of making Switchblades.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switchblade 600 a longer range, higher speed and carries a much bigger warhead.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't nets work and how could we make them work?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because lances uses proxy fuze and the HEAT charge is more than enough to pen a SPG thin armor (but no MBTs).
      Although, didn't lancest use a simple ultrasound sensor (like arduinos) as proxy fuze? those things are easy as frick to jam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Eva?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very good, proceed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see why a sufficiently strong net wouldn't work, really. I doubt the veracity of the claim that they just don't work. A net would need to be high tensile and anchored properly but if a lancet hits it and detonates it would probably still save the target vehicle provided that the standoff distance is big enough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of them had stronger warheads that could penetrate net protection, at least that which was available. But still, copecets being knocked out of the picture removed the only danger there was to the upcoming offensive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do.
      Assuming everything in this text is in reverse would be just as wise, if not wiser than trusting anything it claims.

      Original Lancets were useless trash carrying a 1kg warhead and often having a deviation of over 3m in the terminal phase (still better than anything else Russia had at the time).
      Upgrades with higher precision and a 3kg warhead had some success against supply trucks, APCs and self-propelled guns, but were sometimes foiled by nets or just failed to do enough damage. A 5kg warhead with better fusing solved (some of) these problems, but the Lancet was not designed with a 5kg warhead in mind so there are some other issues.
      Add to that Russian's weird fascination with "jamming" and assumption that everything works like in a cartoon where you just turn the "jamming" on and all electronics stop working.

      With all that in mind, go back and re-read the post and ask yourself the question - how likely that most of these claims are just vatnik fantasies?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kyiv regime
    This phrase is so pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know. It's fricking silly. Same with "the ukraine" and "the junta". Black person you're fighting Ukrainians. Even the most jaded moron most realize they're not fighting HATO transgender special forces or Polish mulattoes, they're fighting Ukrainians, and the Ukrainians want to fricking kill them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an "emperor has no clothes" situation. Putin and most of his backers sincerely believed going into this that most Ukrainians were either pro-Russian or entirely apathetic, and that any ostensible anti-Russian sentiment in the country was purely a CIA psyop (hence their belief that nobody would bother to actually fight back). They all know they were wrong now but to them it's less embarrassing to continue the lie than admit that, because admitting that means undermining their entire basis for being there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still can't understand gayots claiming maiden was mainly Cia instigated after seeing in the past year hoe ukros fight to the fricking death for freedom and hope.
          I always wonder what kind of persons are behind the "see there was us chief of department xy on maiden and that's proof it's not genuine" posters. Excluding obvious Indians and shills.
          Doesn't everyone aspire to be rich and free? How can one shill for Russia?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            being ass pained about muh ebil wect does that to some people. I wish the locals here would shut up about the past and work to better themselves instead.
            t. pajeet

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have to acknowledge that allmost all enemies around the world exist or can exist because we the west did really awful things in the past.
              Xi tells his people at allmost all speeches that if they are weak, the west will come over them like they did 200 years ago. And who can blame him? I think it's time to recognize our mistakes from the past and ammend for them. Maybe even negotiate restitution for the opium wars to China for example.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How can one shill for Russia?
            If you're from countries like Iran, Venezuela, Kazakhstan, Pakistan or Uganda, even russia seems civilised and impressive.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the thing that I hate the most is countries like Iran an Venezuela doing this shit. Before Iran was arabized by the dunecoon mullahs, it was a white country. Before Venezuela turned into a commie shithole it was livable. I unironically want to see he entire leadership of Iran hung from cranes and anyone Muslim leaders shot in the back of the head. those frickers ruined my parents homeland and I want fricking vengeance.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hispanic here, I can tell you most of the decent people at Venezuela already fled, I know because we were one of the nations which received the bulk of refugees (1.25 million), I am talking good people you need to build a nation, medical doctors, system engineers, scholars, you cannot imagine how awful is to know a nation is not just suffering brain drain but literally losing all its human capital due a fricking narco-regime which uses the poor as hostages to bleed dry, you think you hate commies?

                I want to see them burn.

                Putin is no different than Maduro, another parasite which must be stamped out from the face of Earth.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                glad to see we are on the same page. Yeah a lot of people left Iran after '79, my parent included, but I don't believe the brain drain was nearly as hard there. That being said it still did a number on the country. At least the young people are fed up with these arabnigs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Iran is maybe the cultural and historical richest country in the world. I respect them and their history. Iran is way older then Islam. I hope they can overcome theocracy.
                I never understand lefties at home who support (verbally) the south American regimes (Cuba, ven) and argue they are in the interest of the people. That's so naive and unconfirmed that's what's concerns me most.
                How can one not recognize the wealth that comes with democracy and checks and balance? And I am a lefty my self. But that's just delusional and in respect to the victims of said regimes, its cynical and just evil. I don't get it how people can sell out their own principles for the sole sake of opposing
                >le imperialistic usa

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope they can overcome theocracy.

                Since Islam requires theocracy they'd have to reverse the Muslim conquest of Iran to do that. That's not going to happen because no Persian identity is stronger than superstition. Any change would require an absolute bloodbath Iranians are far too comfortable for because the mullocracy control the armed forces therefore have all the weapons.

                Unlike the utterly gutless impotent invertebrate Shah (I was an adult when he got the boot and followed their history) who ran rather than fight, the mullahs will fight for power. Weapons flow to Syria is an obligation they'll not give up in their war for sacred dirt and their country is but a means to the end of salvation.

                Too bad they're not closer or we could have much more kino weapons entertainment but that must wait until Tehran and Tel Aviv can afford more power projection. At least by then cameras will be greatly improved.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            because failures will cling to any narrative to justify their fricked-up state and transfer blame to someone else. in the world of the 90s-10s, when under the Pax Americana most of the OECD advanced to heights of prosperity and quality of life, this means hating the USA.

            understand the distinction: muzzies, commies and pajeets don't support Russia. they are anti-USA / NATO.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They refer to Ukrainian soldiers as militants. It's all moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans refer to Iraqis and Afghans defending their country as terrorists. Same shit.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ever notice how vatniks always rely on 1 thing that will definitively turn the tide and save Russia?

    >Chechens
    >Kiev Convoy
    >TOS-1
    >Kinzhal
    >3rd Army Corps
    >Iranian Drones
    >Mobilization
    >Armata
    >More Shells
    >Lancets

    They forget about one then move onto the next.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Populist mindset, people with fish's memory, etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all ties in with the cargo cult mindset. It's why they will spam pictures of destroyed Western equipment when they get upset "Oh looks like your precious Western tanks aren't invincible, what gives?". They truly believe in things like wunderwaffe mysticism, they don't understand that what makes Western armies so successful is because of cooperation and communication, not necessarily because of good equipment. I guess I would call it some kind of strongman komplex.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God pajeets are so fricking pathetic. They really are the majority of vatnik shills on the internet aren't they.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      picrel kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia usually got the biggest morons and contrarian buttholes with their shill efforts, i doubt it's much different in India, but both are probably a bit worse in India to put it mildly.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nets totally didnt work you guys, trust me and the plan, Z
    This confirms those pictures with lancets caught in nets authenticity.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're only able to do counter battery with drones

    do they not have counter battery radars anymore?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Even if they did, their artillery doesn't have the coordination or precision for counter-battery fire. If the Russians pick up a Ukrainian artillery position with their counter-battery radar, then the next field over from that position might get some new shell holes a couple of days later.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he actually believes "muh nafo" memes and thinks /k/ isn't actually racist
    you are a stupid ass Black person. I am going to laugh at you for your stupid Black person ways.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Useages of language of that type is not clever or big. Shows well the degraded state of morality and minds in NATO government countries. An evidence why monopolar world order is crumbling.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sir do NOT jam the Lancet do not DO NOT REDEEM THE STORM SHADOW BASTERD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME DO NORT REDEEM THE STORM SHADOW!!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >announcing a report or sage

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i'm an unironic lefty that gets filled with disgust whenever folks do a racism, and even then you're still brown

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hundred/thousand
    This is all you need to know about russian estimates. They just say whatever number sounds impressive

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bro if you get banned for racism on PrepHole then you've either had an impossible to avoid mental breakdown or you might as well go buy lottery ticket right now because it's your lucky day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got banned for racism at least half a dozen times
      it's not about saying the word "Black person"
      it's about stating and layering facts presenting total physical, intellectual and moral superiority of the white race in a way one cannot refute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a fricking 3 day ban for stating that blacks commit most mass shootings in a thread full of smug yurotards here

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lancet is their only means for counter-battery combat
    Wtf? How?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take every single claim in that post with a grain a salt.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did not help

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a singular warhead does to a mfer
      >.t tandem warhead gang

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pajeets no longer support Russia.

    Both China and India voted to condemn the invasion in the UN general assembly today.

    Lol.

    Lmao, even.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >today

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the QRD on this resolution, first I've heard of it.
      What makes it different than the others

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but the resolution specifically stated that it condemned Russian aggression in Ukraine. So China and India agree that Russia is the aggressor. The cope /chug/ et al said was
        >Well they didn't agree to that part, they agreed to the rest of it!
        Which falls apart because the other 'supporters' of Russia (including Russia themselves) voted 'no' on it. So they clearly assumed it was a specific thing targeting them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Eritrea abstained
      It's over, vatnikbros.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious as to where Russia is getting the electronics for these things. China? I read somewhere the design was from Israel so maybe there’s a back channel via Russian-israeli oligarchs living in Israel.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Household electronics (microwaves etc) aren't covered by the sanctions, so they mass buy them from China and then strip them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember all the washing machines they were looting?

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