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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO WE PUT A CAGE ON YOUR CAGE

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO YOU CAN COPE WHILE YOU COPE

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are we supposed to do now? You heard we liked cope cages. So? How is this a basis for a discussion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome, newbie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FILTERED

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always get inordinately excited whenever we get new Russian T-55 pics and i don't know why.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even a T-55, it's a T-54.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >T-54 Obr. 2023

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We live in a timeline where this is a thing. Makes you think

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you tell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different anon, T-54 have a ventilator located on the front right of the turret. T-55s removed it for NBC protection iirc.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t see it on OP’s pic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qkkyGrdJkrM/Wa5NdrOlfwI/AAAAAAAAJRg/z-LSJqYx3-w4r_jeyj4ryFsIW8a0FDzYgCLcBGAs/s640/ventilator%2Bdome.png

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mhmmmm
    This one might work
    Though I am not 100% sure since I dont know everything about top attack AT warheads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explosive formed penetrators laugh about cope cages.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine two warheads, one high explosive armor piercing and second a small needle. The first one blows a hole and bypasses defences why the needle goes into the armor creating hot shrapnel, plus whatever damage it does.
      Unless that shingles and chickenwire roof isnt made of thick steel, it will only protect against grenades.
      Also a nice faraday cage because why not, why would you need comms in a tank

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians are just protecting themselves from those nasty WiFi's that keep floating in the air

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that they put copecages on is that mobik wont be on their phones and give out their location but it makes harder to get out in case of evac and makes the tank more visible
          >mobik paradox

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, because the internet only works on radiowaves and not you know, fricking radios
          You moron

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DESPITE ALL MY CAGE
    I AM STILL JUST A VATNIK IN DANGER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Im still just vatnik in ATGM range" would sound better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Im still just vatnik in ATGM range" would sound better

      DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it might stop an NLAW overfly??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        L E L

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spaced delusion dome
    We are watching the wheel get reinvented in real-time

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UKRAINE IS A QUAGMIRE
    >YET TO DRAIN
    >FRENCH TANK DESTROYERS
    >SENT SERGEI UP IN FLAMES
    >ANDRUSHKA CALLED OUT
    >IN LOTS OF PAAAAAAIN
    >DELAYED RESERVISTS
    >AREN'T EVEN IN THE GAME

    >EVEN THOUGH I DON'T
    >THINK A MESH SCREEN WON'T
    >DO MUCH FOR A DRONE
    >I MUST GOOOOOOO

    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE
    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE
    >SOMEONE MAY SAY NLAWS WON'T PENETRATE
    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE

    >I FEEL NAKED
    >NOTHING BUT A MOBIK, NO
    >BUT DID THEY FAKE IT
    >THE PROTECTION RATIO
    >AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
    >I WANT A PASSAGE HOME
    >AND WHAT DO YOU GOT?
    >OH BLYAT IS THAT A DRONE?

    >EVEN THOUGH I DON'T
    >THINK A MESH SCREEN WON'T
    >DO MUCH FOR A DRONE
    >BAKHMUT HOOOOOO!

    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE
    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE
    >SOMEONE MAY SAY NLAWS WON'T PENETRATE
    >DESPITE ALL THE CAGE I AM STILL IN JAVELIN RANGE

    >TELL ME THERE IS ONLY ONE
    >TELL ME THERE'S NO OTHER ONE
    >JAVELINS NLAWS STORM SHADOW
    >LEOPARDS LOADING SABOT

    >AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED
    >AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED
    >AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED
    >AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT I CANNOT BE SAVED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really pretty good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alice in Chains work because you can hear the heroin pulsating through Layne's voice. How does this translate into krokodil-infused vatnik voices?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe The Rooster would work

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russia bringing T-55s out of storage is in fact a really good sign for Russia, as much as NAFO trannies try to argue against it.

    And you know what? I don't blame you them that much. See, the West and especially America has had their whole perception of war shaped by the last hundred years of foreign interventionist that they've lost sight of any other way of doing things. In WW2 the US had to ship everything across the world, and they shipped Shermans, from the North Africa campaign to Berlin. And they had to, since upgrading would cripple their supply chain. Its why you saw Shermans being field modified to be anything more than rolling coffins. And that mindset of "you fight war with what you sent" persists today, which is why the US fights insurgents armed with rusty AKs with Abrams.

    But they fail to realize that Russia has no global logistic hurdle. A few hour train ride is it. And Russia uses a form of dynamic equipment doctrine to adapt to best fighting their enemy. In the opening days they used the good stuff to permit rapid gains, set the stage. A few months later they swap that out with less modern but still highly effective armor to support the grinding offensive. After all, why put the most modern tanks on the battlefield if arty is doing most of the work? And now, with the Ukrainian military on the verge of collapse, those tanks are being swapped out for T-55s, because what's about to commence is nothing more that a mopping up operation. And throughout it all, the best tanks is Russia won't be taking any losses at all. And that terrifies NATO.

    *
    >is what I would say, if I was a vatnik shill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that punchline hits

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even Strelkov is shitting on it.

    Meet the new miracle of Russian military equipment - "T-55-MPK-2" ("Modernized with two spring beds"). Speed - Mach 26 in dense layers of the atmosphere, is practically invisible to radar and does not break through any types of artillery weapons of the period before the First World War. Next in line is the T-34-85, shown yesterday at the parade on Red Square.

    If anything - we would have only a dozen of these T-55s in Slavyansk in May 2014 (with BC and trained crews or at least instructors capable of quickly training volunteers) - and Slavyansk would not only be retained. But "a good spoon for dinner." - And now, not a hundred tanks, thousands of other armored vehicles can even come close to Slavyansk ... But our leaders are AMAZING. Strategists of such a level that they manage to miscalculate even the most win-win situation and drive the enemy into a frenzy with continuous concessions and all sorts of de-escalations ... Grandmasters of the game of "geopolitical giveaways", not khuhry-muhry...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admit, I genuine enjoy Pickle's sarcasm. I think he missed his true calling as a syndicated newspaper columnist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure he doesn't have any British ancestry? It's pushing that kind of satire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His magnum opus was the Planet of Pink Ponies post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not the Harry Potter fanfic
          did anyone bother translating Girkin's foray into fanfiction to English?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            harry potter one was solid platinum. Man also likes his vidya, he's made references to Master of Orion and Diablo several times

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen: BEHOLD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guderian would be so jealous.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong pic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qU3HumV.jpg

        Wrong pic.

        those had a purpose, the tube was used for the antenna wire IIRC and it was only done on the command cars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT EVOLVES into a protective field

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is not simply a cope cage anymore
      it is a delusion dome

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinking it is more like a useless umbrella.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pathetic parasol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirage that we deserve.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok guys, here me out.
      The cage would actually protect against drone drops and the skirt armor could possibly work against rpgs.
      This is one of the more functional cope cages coming out of Russia.
      The guy who spot welded this shit together had a rough idea of what he wanted to achieve.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cage would actually protect against drone drops

        I doubt it, the velocity of shrapnels won't be impeded by the cage.
        I can see it stopping a homemade molotovs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean shaped charge vogs specifically.
          The cage should make them detonate at a distance, giving the tank a chance to not get penetrated.
          Same with suicide drones, nets actually work decently well against them.
          It even covers the engine, which is a first as far as I know.

          It's not the same cargo cult shit as the normal cope cages or the absolute moronation in the OP.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cage would actually protect against drone drops
        This was the entire purpose of "cope" cages from the beginning, after experiences made in Syria by the SAA fighting ISIS and US-backed rebels.
        It was never meant to defend against top attack missiles such as the Javelin or any other form of HEAT warheads.
        What is known is that increasing the distance at which the warhead is set off by adding such armou in many cases increases the effectivity of HEAT.
        This is because in most cases, due to design limitations of the warhead itself, HEAT charges are not set off at the ideal distance to achieve maximum penetration, the fuze is too close to the liner / the HEAT charge itself.
        If you wanted to make grenades or missiles with warheads that explode at the ideal distance, it would make them unpractically large, or long to be more accurate.
        The RPG-7 warhead itself is a prime example of such a compromise between set-off length (the distance between the fuze and the warhead, and penetration value.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This was the entire purpose of "cope" cages from the beginning, after experiences made in Syria by the SAA fighting ISIS and US-backed rebels.
          Nice historical revisionism. The concept came about after Karabakh. The ruskies bona fide thought that the cages could protect against top attack munitions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      M'lady

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    T54 OBR. 2023

    TEE FIFTY FRICKING FOUR OBRAZETS 2023

    I just can't fricking comprehend it. What the frick is this war. Nothing makes sense, all preconceived notions go out the window.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artillery support, guys.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can NAFO gays posting about the "cope cage" even explain why it is stupid or whats stupid about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because javelins can still punch through them. Nevermind that cage armor has been used by americans themselves in the past. Also has to do with how rag tag they look, not at all professional.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking moronic? they're no use against top-attack ATGMs, they get punched right through, that's why Puccians get made fun of for them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the impression they were rigged up as a makeshift anti-drone-grenade defense, given all the drone footage. Don't know if that's true though but it sort of explains why they do it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple - if it was from carbon fibre/teflon/vibranium you could hope, but cooe cages are routinelly made from class 11 steel which won't stop a hammer, let alone anything with velocity.
      It honestly looks like a grift by someone who pushed bullshit to make quick buck.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope to see images of birds building nests on top of abandoned tanks with cope cages.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh for fricks sake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus kek

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