Hey guy's I'm new, what does it take to be a k/ommando ?

Hey guy's I'm new, what does it take to be a k/ommando ?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not enough fatness and punisher skulls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta suc/k/ dic/k/ and never own weapons

      >what does it take to be a k/ommando
      In 2022? Seethe about Russians and Chinese nonstop like an 80yo geriatric from the cold war.

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      /k/ really buck broken you Black folk huh, lmao
      literally rent free

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hey guys I posted it again
        dude you literally can stay in /misc/ and it is free

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

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          I'm starting to get the impression it's legitimate cope from /misc/tards with not only a weirdly personal stake in Russia's progress, but to them /k/ has become this weird totem for staunchly anti-Russian - not even necessarily pro-Ukrainian - celebration over Russian setbacks. So when shit goes notably sideways they flock here to shit on the parade because if they can't happy, we're not allowed to be stoked either. I truly believe the /misc/ spammers are genuinely not well mentally and we're seeing some fascinating, if not pathetic psychological, actual coping mechanism at play with the direct correlation to Russian frickups and bitter spamming on /k/.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dude your schizophrenia compared to mine is admirable you wrapped your head 7 more ways than sunday to your conclusion

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta suc/k/ dic/k/ and never own weapons

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what does it take to be a k/ommando
    In 2022? Seethe about Russians and Chinese nonstop like an 80yo geriatric from the cold war.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    After you post guns with timestamp and back of the hand

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What guns you got/looking for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ak's of course, or anything that works for eastern europeans

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't have guns
    be underage
    post very aggressive opinions about products you only watched youtube videos about
    project your call of duty neverserved status on others
    call people who post pepes or wojacks poltards or frog posters
    post pictures from other /k/ommandos and claim it as your own

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The noguns butthurt ITT is palpable, is this some type of group meeting to discuss how ebil /k/ is being with you?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can y’all get over yourselves for five fricking seconds, we have a newblood and all y’all want to do is argue about some bullshit war we’re not a part of halfway across the globe most of y’all couldn’t find on a map.
    >*ahem* okay kid, all you need to do is just be interested in guns and the culture around it and research the ever living frick out of it, become an expert in your niche.
    >dump some money into a decent weapon and decent gear that’s fairly common in your given area and whatever your niche is and train often with it, live fire, dry fire, cleaning, maintenance, and upgrading. Remember, train how you fight.
    >get a means to hold ammo via either chest rig or plate carrier and belt, your kit may not be the best atm but you can get better shit
    >GO INNAWOODS, got too many posers here spending more time behind a keyboard instead of going out into brush, you’ll want to learn how to shoot in varying positions, freehand, kneeling and prone. You’ll want to learn basic medical, land nav, bushcraft and hunting etiquette while you’re PrepHole. Basically you’re camping/hiking with guns, and if you’re an avid hunter you’ve already got a good grasp on things.
    >just take it seriously but not too seriously, there’s shit on /k/ tailor made to piss you off, just avoid it.
    There’s a lot more I can get into but that’s just the basics, hope it helps, and oh yeah welcome to /k/

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    He wont

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superior larping ability.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else noticed that sense the Ukraine threads started the militar enlistment general is either dead or non-existent? Do you think it’s because the war is super unpopular with Americans so they feel no need to enlist or that it was never organic and the shills that post there started posting in pro-Ukraine threads instead?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    I absolutely refuse to believe average americans look like that. I want to believe in Brad Pitt with guns and hummers ans all.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    I’ve yet to meet someone who supports the war. Everyone I know is either against it or doesn’t care. Most are strongly against it. Poll must be from israelitedork breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you don't live in America

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s fair, Virginia never wanted to be a part of your union

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Virginia Oblast
          Can you post your guns?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you were from Wisconsin anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Live in Wisconsin from VA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So is it the people from Wiscosin or from Virginia that supposedly are pro-Russia?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one is pro Russia just anti war, the people here in WI are mostly anti war and when I talk to my pops he says the same about people back home

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/W9jdRKh.jpg

                We're stuck in the Union whether we like it or not, but you can do your part by driving back the invaders from M*ryland and the District of the Congo.

                please be shenandoah chads

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately stuck with my folks in Alexandria. It's been painful watching it go downhill over the last 15 years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chesapeake for me, sorry bro. You mountain folk can take care of yourselves though I have faith

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We're stuck in the Union whether we like it or not, but you can do your part by driving back the invaders from M*ryland and the District of the Congo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will when I move home brother, for now I’m stuck deep behind enemy lines in fairly safehaven. But just a mere 2 hour drive lies the jungles of chicongo. I never want to drive back through that place again. I literally stopped at a CVS for 2 min to take a piss and a Black person tried to steal my truck. Lucky I had both my dogs in there and they scared him off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FaMKcBr.png

      That's because you don't live in America

      A good number of the Republican disapprove in March is that Biden isn't going harder

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post weapons online

    Never use them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    He wont

    Post guns

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so you want to be a /k/ommando?

    >watch forgotten weapons, garand thumb, and brandon herrera religiously and post about how you hate all of them
    >your favorite gun is now the walther PPK
    >own a spray painted AR
    >pay tax stamps for suppressors and register all your guns. call everyone who doesnt do that a fed
    >make sure you have at least a few dozen pics of trans porn
    >post about how you hate trannies
    >argue about /misc/
    >argue about ukraine and russia. and everyone who disagrees with you is a coping seething homosexual
    >you now strongly believe PCCs are useless toys
    >you now own a glock and a sub nosed revolver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>make sure you have at least a few dozen pics of trans porn
      >>post about how you hate trannies
      projecting
      the rest is true and based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        struck a nerve eh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I need to spray paint my AR. Caught me slackin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit man I just like the look of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget simultaneously idolizing the military while refusing to join, calling anyone who did serve a zogbot, and being unable to run a mile or do even ten push-ups.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic esoteric camos
    >screech about your favorite rare gun being viable
    >don't actually own one
    >pre-order /k/ommando store gear
    >never receive it
    >talk shit on multicam
    Not an exhaustive list, other anons be sure to add.

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