Would have been the case 10 years ago, but now they'd panic thinking you were a mass shooter and you catch a case of KONAS + ABLP (Knee on neck Asphyxiation Syndrome and Acute Ballistic Lead Poisoning). This is why you don't play army man dressup on halloween, kids.
I did zombie Nazi soldier last year. Everyone got it and nobody freaked out. About the only thing I had to explain was that, yes, some pieces of my costume were real and yes, you can buy them.
>I'm a Marine...
>what branch of the army is that?
>Oh sweet, Navy Seals!
Hey if you come to my house for free candy expect me to be larping
Some of the kids did seem nervous about my gas mask, big handfuls of screamer Skittles smoothed it all over though.
>Thanks! It's a period accurate Continental Army uniform I made myself
>Oh are you one of the soldier guys from Avatar?
Actually, it's the taxi driver from Taxi Driver, and, it's not a costume.
Thanks
All my friends gradually drifted apart and I left my fiancée. I am successful as an adult yet I am entirely alone
Me too bub. Shit's wack.
10/10
>going to parties
Get lost normalnagger.
haha reeee normies reee hahaha
yeah
Can't spell /PrepHole/ without /k/.
Would have been the case 10 years ago, but now they'd panic thinking you were a mass shooter and you catch a case of KONAS + ABLP (Knee on neck Asphyxiation Syndrome and Acute Ballistic Lead Poisoning). This is why you don't play army man dressup on halloween, kids.
I did zombie Nazi soldier last year. Everyone got it and nobody freaked out. About the only thing I had to explain was that, yes, some pieces of my costume were real and yes, you can buy them.
You devalued your original items too. lol, lmao even.
>Thanks, it's Rhodesian Light Infantry
But this year I dressed as Data from the Starship Enterprise.
I'm still wearing it.
My brother
I got the beard so I went as Riker
I am an airman mom an airman
i see the bumper stickers that say Proud Air Force Mom and cringe because my mom would never feel proud of me
I just wore clip-on Morpheus glasses and kept my pockets full of red and blue jolly ranchers. Fun halloween