hey PrepHole, pick one fictional character. that character is now trying to kill you. you have full knowledge of it. you only have the means to defend yourself at your disposal. how do you do it? how fucked are you??
i'll go first.
>t800 arnold model.
>coming to kill me because i accidentally myles dyson in a traffic accident some day.
>grab my AR and load with green tips.
>get my roomie to get on my serbu rn 50 and my one black tip.
>go to wide open space and start facebook live and broadcast my position.
>set ambush.
if the roomie doesn't miss then it's game over. if not then i had better hope that the green tips pierce the endoskeleton it gets to me, or my roomie reloads. lmao.
i'm pretty fucked.
a girlfriend. to kill me she has to become real right?
Puck from Berserk is trying to kill me. It has neither wits nor strength to do so. I am not fucked at all.
You didn't think it through, have you?
that blind girl
Then I push her down the stairs
She'd fuck you up.
true
I also choose a blind girl. Its better for bester girl.
Fuck that just reminded me, how long has it been since Katawa Shoujo came out?..
I don't wanna know. It's better that way.
damn
take me back, I played KS back in college and one of the paths made me so sad I did a 10km run at like, 11:45pm and then blacked out in the living room.
Fuck of Hanako is better
>you only have the means to defend yourself at your disposal.
u wot m8
yeah, sorry i've not had my coffee yet. you only have the means to defend yourself that you own at your disposal.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles is SO FUCKING GOOD.
Indeed. I just got to season 2 last night and am watching S2E1 as I type. I liked it when it was on TV but never could catch each episode so I'd miss chunks of it. I'm very impressed with it
For being, what 12yo, the AI tech is holding up very well. Each episode is so well written.
peppa pig
I think I could handle it.
>2D character flies directly through your skull while facing perpendicular to you rendering itself practically invisible, slicing your head in half at the sub-atomic level
>sub atomic
it'd just reconnect.
Not if she turned midway through.
HONK
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Same height as Shaq
Im fucked.
>doomguy
its already over
maybe i can convince him not to kill me because im not a demon but weapons wont do anything
>Picrel
I will just accept my faith
Bugs bunny.
If I lose I'll die in a way so hilarious and clever I won't even be mad.
>Tonight at 6: A local internet virgin was raped to death by a this saturday by a cartoon rabbit.
FOX 45's Amber Millican is on the scene and has more at the top of the hour.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
burn!
>grab my AR and load with green tips
Won't penetrate.
Im working on a fiction novel about this.
>Be based American in the Constitutional Resistence against the great globohomo rainbow neomarxist pedo occupiers
>government tries to seize kids for not teaching them pronouns or allowing pedophilic DEI administrators to teach and touch kids
>Find out drone pilots killing comrades
>Find out where drone pilot family lives
Im just not sure where to go from here guys
>Im just not sure where to go from here
Preferrably to another website, Mr. CIA.
Here we just lust after deer and moist nuggets.
This sounds just awful. Can't you write something good instead?
>We get to pick
Then I just pick some physically frail porn game protagonist lady. Come on man you gotta make it have at least some kind of challenge.
Holo from Hispanice and Wolf. If I can't convince her to love me instead of trying to kill me, I didn't want to live anyway.
Caillou. I can take him and his beta dad with my bare hands (if cancer doesn't get there first)
the aliens from that stupid shamalan guy's film that melt under water and cannot get through wood.
I will dwell in a log cabin, in dense woods, moron the hell out of the forest, and taunt them with a knobbly stick...
and then they will learn what a temperate rainforest is.
>hey PrepHole, pick one fictional character. that character is now trying to kill you.
Dora the Explorer from the live action movie
>you only have the means to defend yourself at your disposal.
A Webley RIC, a diving knife, a roll of duct tape and the hardest erection known to man
>how do you do it?
I stand at the entrance to my door fully naked and covered in grease (except for my feet, I don’t want to slip). She’s pretty athletic so there’s a good chance that she’ll be able to overcome me, luckly I have the Webley.
>how fucked are you??
Oh boy, I don’t think I’m the one who is fucked in this scenario