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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away, newbie.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He survived the PLA's MRE. Man is unkillable now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he must be part salmonella, part botulism, part human by now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, food poisoning can have up to life long effects on your auto immune system. In no case does it fit the if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger category.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK, but when you get irritable bowels and scaly skin think of me. Maybe only when you get scaly skin.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie youre an irritable bowel

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Says the homie who spends half his day on a toilet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for betamales, maybe. Steve's immune system has now been updated and strengthened to the point he could review raw Beijing sewage with a cool glass of untreated Ganges water to wash it down and be fine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steve’s a total chad, dude fricking ate beef from 1899. He’ll be fine.

        I always wonder about that. I get that things grow legs and walk off, but I don't understand how they get away with it when these things show up on the open internet in bulk when they're ostensibly government property meant for government business only. Old MREs that are past their prime and not worth keeping in the system are one thing, but some of these aren't even at their first inspection date yet.

        Of all the shit for them to worry about, the military version of Lunchables is the last thing for them to get anal over. Plenty of servicemen already take boxes at a time home and the companies that make MRE’s also make civilian equivalents anyways. Outside of special menus and the fact they’re supposed to be able to survive an air drop there’s hardly any difference either way. Plus, if you gotta rotate your current stock out, who are you going to give the stuff you already have to? Anyone with a pulse that shows up to have some.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fast for a week
        >problem solved

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mean to le meme arrow "problem solved"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nerd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ate a 120 year old hard tack once

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    at one point in the video he characterizes the humanitarian ration as cheap. looks like they cost about 15 bucks on ebay. basically a can of beans, a cup of peanut butter, a cup of applesauce and 8 crackers. NOT very cheap imo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a horseshoe? W-what does it mean?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        means she's the horse's hoe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what you think it does.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        One simply possesses the relevant information.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably an astrology sign. Girls love that gay shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Horsed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's like the spade symbol for bbc lovers she is probably into horses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a donkey.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BHC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're much cheaper than military MREs. Also the eBay listings are probably a lot more expensive than the government pays for them in bulk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ration packs ate expensive on ebay as they are being resold by people who have acquired them though various means, the producers aren't selling direct to the public, they are selling in bulk orders to institutions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always wonder about that. I get that things grow legs and walk off, but I don't understand how they get away with it when these things show up on the open internet in bulk when they're ostensibly government property meant for government business only. Old MREs that are past their prime and not worth keeping in the system are one thing, but some of these aren't even at their first inspection date yet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume its lack of interest, they aren't too important, and maybe there are people out there who can buy them in bulk from source.
          I'm only in a small (British) reserve unit and were have full boxes of 24hr packs that our storeman will just hand out every now and then because we've got a new order in and there isn't room for it all, so it gets rotated out. He says we can help ourselves and anything that's left is only getting binned.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm only in a small (British) reserve unit and were have full boxes of 24hr packs that our storeman will just hand out every now and then because we've got a new order in and there isn't room for it all, so it gets rotated out. He says we can help ourselves and anything that's left is only getting binned
            son of a b***h lol

            I wondered how my cousin could easily walk MREs out of base despite oodles of GOVT USE ONLY NOT FOR RESALE tape all over the damn things

            I guess that's why they turn a blind eye; it's free disposal AND recruitment advertising

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheap for the government to buy doesn't mean you can get your hands on it cheap. christ almighty this board has gotten so full of dumbfricks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It hurts me too anon. Imagine being so fricking moronic you think the price of second hand shit on ebay has anything to do with the cost of manufacturing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does
      >a can of beans, a cup of peanut butter, a cup of applesauce and 8 crackers
      have a five-year shelf life (if not more) and be able to survive parachuting out of an aircraft onto any inhabited part of any country in the world?

      also it's enriched you utter homosexual, I doubt you'd find a can of beans or a cup of applesauce with this calorie profile on a supermarket shelf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's paid close to 10k for vintage shit before. 15 bucks is absolutely nothing for steve

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the price second hand on ebay is in any way indicative of what it would cost the government to manufacture and distribute them
      You are fricking moronic and should have a nice day immediately

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I paid less than $5 for HDRs. Buy them buy the case, or pallet, if you’re rich enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they cost like $50 for a 10 pack and they're a full day's worth of food.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a horseshoe? W-what does it mean?

      I have seen her pitcher husband's ass more than hers because of fappening images
      her husband has a better ass than she does too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, had she not became known, she'd be that cute waitress at the diner asking "What do you want in your coffee, shug?". That's the vibe she always gave me.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does this have to do with guns?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board isnt, and has never been, gun specific. If you want to wank off over your creedmore handloads, go to Rosklide or snipershide

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 8 months cigarette free and this webm is giving me massive urges.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I smoke a cig every once in a blue moon, either when someone else is or when I'm in Vegas. Can't go to Vegas and not finish a pack over those few days at least.
        I think smoking cogs or cigars is best enjoyed as a small treat once in a very long while. The damage is no more than sitting near a smoky fire for a night, and nobody would b***h at you for calling regularly. It's when you do it all day every day it becomes an issue.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          as it is with everything
          all things in moderation

          Wtf is with the editing and awkward pauses? The way speaks is just so forced.

          go back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never touched a cig and never will, had too many family members drop from lung cancer or similar ailments due to smoking. When I was in Europe, especially rural France and a lot of post-communist nations, I was looked at like a fricking madman because I politely turned down cigarettes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody smokes more than the Japanese, and they have some of the longest life expectancy on the planet. Pretty much every place I visited had an ashtray on the table and the whole restaurant was hazy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably all the food chemicals they use banned elsewhere preserving their insides.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd say a balanced diet and regular exercise is probably doing wonders for them. I never saw a fat Jap once while I was there. Most people don't own a car, and they bike/walk to train stations and use trains for their commute.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One in Four Deaths in Japan Caused by Cancer
            >This accounts for 27.6% of all deaths that year and equates to one in four people dying of cancer. The death rate for cancer—the number of deaths per 100,000 people—has been rising steadily and in 2020 reached 307.0. For men, the type of cancer with the highest death rate at 88.8 was lung cancer (53,244 deaths), followed by stomach cancer (27,769), and colorectal cancer (27,715). For women, the most common type with a death rate of 38.0 was colorectal cancer (24,069) and then lung cancer (22,337)
            Lung cancer, anon

            >they have some of the longest life expectancy on the planet
            yeah sure
            if you live in Okinawa, eat a moderate pescetarian diet and don't have any vices at all

            I'd say a balanced diet and regular exercise is probably doing wonders for them. I never saw a fat Jap once while I was there. Most people don't own a car, and they bike/walk to train stations and use trains for their commute.

            FYI for those of you who've never lived on public transport, you will spend at least 10 minutes a trip walking, minimum, more if your bus or rail stations are awkwardly placed or your destination isn't prime real estate. Every trip of every day, be it your work commute, shopping, date nights, etc.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering 1 in 3 men will get cancer sometime in their lives, and 1 in 2 women will, that doesn't sound statistically abnormal.

              I actually didn't mind walking everywhere, it was easier to relax even when I had somewhere to be or a schedule to keep, compared to driving a car for a commute everyday which is a frankly fricking miserable experience everywhere I've been, in the states and abroad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should add, I love cars, I love working on em', racing at the track, the mechanics of it all. I love supercharged V8s, turbo'd 4 bangers, weird german 3 cylinder diesels, all of them. The mechanics and development of them are just as interesting to me as firearms history is, for mostly the same reasons.

                Did I mind commuting in a car when I lived in the middle of nowhere? No that was easy. But anywhere with traffic, any city I even had to pass NEAR was a nightmare. I very much preferred the trains, walking/biking in Japan. Yes they're crowded as frick, but they're very clean, timely, and the chances of some crackhead pissing in a corner are slim to none.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it was easier to relax even when I had somewhere to be or a schedule to keep, compared to driving a car for a commute everyday
                It is

                >Considering 1 in 3 men will get cancer sometime in their lives, and 1 in 2 women will
                I have doubts about that statistic

                Anyway, the point is that smoking probably does wear out your lungs faster, not to mention other respiratory diseases which are also above average in Japan. If you truly want the above average lifespan you need to live like Okinawans not Tokyo...ians.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have doubts about that statistic
                https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/288916

                Either way I agree, smoking is definitely bad for you, but a cigarette a month or even a week will definitely not kill you like some people think. Also, cigarettes in Asia and Europe aren't legally mandated to taste like burnt butthole like they are in the states. Japanese blueberry crush cigs are my absolute favorite thing I've smoked, it's MILES above what we get in the US

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very interesting article, thank you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Be teen
                >Have PT job in rural grocery store
                >Lady comes in occasionally
                >Always buys a pack of Capri cigarettes
                >Tells cashier that she smokes one every morning with her coffee
                >Cashier tells her just think of how much money you could have and how much longer you will live.
                >Lady is like 75 and drives a loaded Caddy

                I hate anti-smokers so much and I don't even smoke anymore.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Age is by far the best predicting factor for cancer anon. Japan has a shit ton of old people, of course cancer rates are higher than in countries with younger populations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody smokes more than the Japanese
            I'm pretty sure that either Chinese or Indians are global leaders in term of smoking. For example, in China, doctors smoke like 5 times more than in western countries.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >libtroons be like

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ivan you are to be posting in the russian threads, not this, we are fining you 50 us dollars (no you can't pay it with your rubles, they are worthless, that's why we pay you with them)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        RESIST!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bosnians took Turkish traditions after turning into surrender monkeys, that "coffee" is basically a dissolved ground powder, as the turks have no style or taste.
        Hence the tiny little cups. One of those is practically half of a normal pot. You're supposed to sip it slowly and throw away the other half.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont do it bronon. Ill smoke one for you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that time when he smoke a 1940's camel cigarette
      I wish some one would love me as much as he loved that cigarette

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's so wholesome.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad to hear he is ok.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The CCAR has fricking cheesecake in it
    Now I want to try it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prototype ration video makes me really happy and makes me really wonder how far US ration technology will go within 20 years.

    >my kids being surprised we never had the filet mignon ration with a side of buttered asparagus and mashed potatoes

    I mean this shit is really, really cool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't the French and Italians already have stuff like that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my god thats literally all just commercial off the shelf shit, imagine just packing canned grocery store crap in a cardboard sleeve and calling it a military ration.

        that's fun and probably tasty but you know that's only tenable for a small peacetime military, which France is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Brits use commercially available foods as well, just repackaged for military users. They will have a contract with them to produce for it for them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't the US military switch from the military brown packaging to the civilian type? At least for the MCW Long Range patrol ones. Or did they just stop making those?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Couldn't tell you, last US MRR I had was in 2014 when we acquired a crate off them, and those were the brown packaged MRE's

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Estonia does the same thing, i think.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The new ones are going to be different. No canned shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Putting the same crap in olive drab packaging and slapping a US Army logo on it doesn't magically make it more practical or last longer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. That isnt what the US Army does, though, so im confused at to why you would bring up st a situation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          French gay here, I tried to source the components and for the main meals they are specially made for the rations, you'll find some meals but : not in the same format, that flat package doesn't exist in the commercial civil world and some recipes aren't available canned anyway. Also biscuits packages like that do not exist for commercial sale.
          Everything else, you can get it (not barre commando kek)
          Main meals do not need water, maybe you save on the water but as package is heavier than US rations because it's canned, it should be about the same.
          Not gonna lie, I find US rations very, very adapted to being thrown in a backpack and easy and fast to eat.
          But hey, no porc risotto, no ostrich sauté, tuna with coconut milk, etc.
          IIRC what some military guys told me, they break down the rations, stuff their pockets with the small things and eat the main course when they are back. Might change in different units.
          There are some unobtainable commando rations that look like the US ones for guys who do serious shit. Steve did a review of them years ago
          Some recent menus in picrel

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good post frog anon. Stay frosty.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            saucisson pistache... que des bons souvenirs... j'ai jamais gouté la potée paysanne par contre

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CCAR actually shrinks food
        science fiction tier

        my fridge has stuff like that too, and it tastes even better than French and Italian rations

        > Mostly just beans, crackers, sauce, candy, drink mix
        > One menu so you better fricking like that shit or be starving to death
        I find it hard to imagine how you could possibly eat worse than this unless you are a Black person in Yemen who is NOT receiving humanitarian aid

        >unless you are a Black person in Yemen who is NOT receiving humanitarian aid
        do you understand the point of a HDR?

        Bro, there are kids in villages in Asia who eat better than that. What the frick are you talking about. Where do you live that your conditions are that bad, Mariupol?

        >there are kids in villages in Asia who eat better than that
        so they're not getting HDRs

        also, no, I can assure you that the bottom 20% of Asians absolutely do not eat better than that HDR. nutrition statistics of the bottom tier of the turdworld are seriously depressing to read.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said that the HDR seems to be pretty lousy food and that if I wasn't unable to get basically anything else - which is the target demographic for the HDR, starving Yemeni Black folk - I would not like to eat it. What I said is that I find it difficult to believe you are eating a worse meal than this, because this is extremely basic food and you probably COULD eat exactly like this for like $2/day of rice, beans, bulk applesauce, etc.

          I'd be willing to bet that many relatively well-off first worlders eat worse every day just because they don't pay any attention to what they eat. Far more calories and artificial flavoring to fool your lizard brain into thinking it's good for you, but nutrition values and especially micronutrient/vitamin balance are all fricked up.

          Sadly this is probably true

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rice, beans, bulk applesauce
            No meat, no fresh fruit, no fresh veg? You'd waste away from malnutrition

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Explain people living off chips and bread

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bread is surprisingly nutritious, especially the artificial crap in a plastic bag, because it gets enriched with vitamins, because white bread is otherwise extremely un-nutritious.

                But you will still fricking go blind eating like that for decades. Still, it's amazing you can live off of this shit for years and not just die

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                These people usually don't count when they do shit like go to gran's house for dinner, or someone buys them a bag of fruit, etc
                Also they may be getting their macros, but malnutrition will hit them further down the line

                "You" is the guy who I originally replied to who says that people on humanitarian rations eat better than he does.

                That curry stuff doesn't look too awful for 50 rupees. At least it's better than just white rice.

                I mean yeah, an HDR contains at least a more diverse variety of food than this stuff, and I can't imagine mystery curry with rice is all that nutritious, but it's shelf stable food and there's only one menu.

                And I also don't think that that bottom third of Asians is posting on PrepHole.

                >"You" is the guy who I originally replied to who says that people on humanitarian rations eat better than he does
                Lol who knows what he actually eats
                >That curry stuff doesn't look too awful for 50 rupees. At least it's better than just white rice
                That HDR bean stew would have more calories

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt anyone here actually eats nothing but bread and potato chips. Even if you eat nothing but fast food, as long as you don't order the exact same item every single day, you'll get enough trace nutrients to live perfectly fine. And I'd certainly prefer to eat that instead of the same humanitarian ration pack every day. I imagine it gets old quick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Theres a grouchy old frick on my street who says he only eats rice and fried chicken. Well beer too. Granted he most likely has one foot in the grave

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rice and beans make a complete protein source you absolute fricking moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whoosh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut the frick up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                boo hoo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol you can live of actual onions dude (not s o y)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the HDR seems to be pretty lousy food and that if I wasn't unable to get basically anything else - which is the target demographic for the HDR, starving Yemeni Black folk - I would not like to eat it
            Thank you for the non sequitur, but no, the HDR isn't designed to be an attractive alternative to your weeknight chicken parm and spaghetti
            >I find it difficult to believe you are eating a worse meal than this
            who the frick is "you" lol
            >this is extremely basic food and you probably COULD eat exactly like this for like $2/day of rice, beans, bulk applesauce, etc.
            unfortunately, even technically non-starving Yemeni Black folk don't in fact eat like this
            it's quite sad but the bottom third or even quarter of Asians eat basically rice with salt, and a half-handful of green leaves, usually a kind of spinach or cress

            you think that that thick bean stew is poorgay food? you haven't seen poorgay bean sauce

            sunflower seed butter? enriched bean salad? a fricking SMOOTHIE? positively luxurious

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              "You" is the guy who I originally replied to who says that people on humanitarian rations eat better than he does.

              That curry stuff doesn't look too awful for 50 rupees. At least it's better than just white rice.

              I mean yeah, an HDR contains at least a more diverse variety of food than this stuff, and I can't imagine mystery curry with rice is all that nutritious, but it's shelf stable food and there's only one menu.

              And I also don't think that that bottom third of Asians is posting on PrepHole.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not for low-weight high-intensity combat use, no. They have those rations in lieu of having kitchens available fricking everywhere, so for a ration they're pretty good and full of commercial goods, but compared to having a proper hot meal they're shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely not. I can fit a first strike and 2 MREs into my backpacking load for the same weight of RCIR (as amazing as they are)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the omelette du fromage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        those tin cans are the yummiest fricking cans in the world, i wish i could find a non mre supply

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mont blanc chocomouse
        brings back memories of driving down to the Provence with my parents bribing me and my brother with what ever food stuffs we wanted to just shut up and not fight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had one of these before, the commando bars are really good.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking humanitarian aided Black folk eat better than myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Mostly just beans, crackers, sauce, candy, drink mix
      > One menu so you better fricking like that shit or be starving to death
      I find it hard to imagine how you could possibly eat worse than this unless you are a Black person in Yemen who is NOT receiving humanitarian aid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be willing to bet that many relatively well-off first worlders eat worse every day just because they don't pay any attention to what they eat. Far more calories and artificial flavoring to fool your lizard brain into thinking it's good for you, but nutrition values and especially micronutrient/vitamin balance are all fricked up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >> One menu so you better fricking like that shit or be starving to death
        If you don't eat it because you don't like it, then you don't need food aid, you need to stop being lazy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So become a humanitarian aided Black person, you homo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, there are kids in villages in Asia who eat better than that. What the frick are you talking about. Where do you live that your conditions are that bad, Mariupol?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have the power to determine your own diet, stop eating garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      in all fields

      >frogposter
      >can't into basic cooking
      Stop being degenerate and improve yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a poor fricking loser you must be.
      A can of beans and your there homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are that poor, you probably are eligible for aid

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ultra high tech ration
    >its full of onions boiled in plastic

    MHHHHH
    is it possible to be more obvious ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit i forgot there was a filter

      söy i ment instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is it possible to be more obvious
      What did he mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is it possible to be more obvious?
      Third world moron, Nazi Germany was feeding their cück army more söy than any other army in the world. But you think they're so based and redpilled, don't you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The side effects weren't known at the time, and Germany was facing severe resource shortages so they couldn't afford anything else. The US government knows better and can afford better, but still chooses to feed their soldiers poison in order to line the pockets of the agricultural lobby.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This screams of bro science

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Nazi Germany had resource shortages in WW2" sounds like bro science to you?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's more your weird assertion that basedbeans are poisonous. Those beans have been cultivated by humans as a staple food crop for so long we don't even know what it's wild ancestor is.
              You sound like one of those frumpy middle-aged women b***hing about wheat on facebook.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ahh, lookit the newbie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets BTFO
                >hurr durr ur a newbie
                Many such cases

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but if you don't know about 4ch's obsession with so y broscience AND you fall for the filter, then yes you are a fricking newbie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isnt it the s o y oil thats fricked and not the bean? Not counting any monsanto shit of course

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh nazis
        have a nice day or get the frick off my board you obsessed little twerp.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but stormweenies and other tyrant worshipper should neck themselves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boiled in plastic
      Those retort pouches are lined with metal foil, and I'd assume the plastic is some kind of polyethylene or similarly chemically inert polymer anyway; if they were expecting you to cook the stuff in polystyrene cups then I'd be more worried, but it seems benign enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starving to death in a warlord controlled, rape-gang infested, 10x capacity refugee camp where a good day is if you can pull your pants down fast enough to not fill them with a dysentery shit
      >get the first meal handed to you over a 100 calories in a week
      >read package
      >sxybean oil
      >discard because you don't want to lower your testosterone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was watching the high tech ration to replace the 24h combat ration one by the us military not the humanitarian aid one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If third worlders weren't moronic they wouldn't be third worlders.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRAZY RUSSIAN HACKER IS BACK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit Anon,I should go back and watch him again

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't die the second time from PLA botulism MRE
    based

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is with the editing and awkward pauses? The way speaks is just so forced.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the dude to death but holy fricking shit the fanboys on this board need to tone it down a notch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hasnt dropped a vid in over a year. This is one instance when fanboys are somewhat correct.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit posting this moron mutt reviewer. Someone post that English lad who reviews MREs without sounding like a try hard moron who makes gay spoon music.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salty bong detected

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go back to your country chink.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual alert.
      Brit no gun gays begone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >English lad
      uh oh stinky! no guns limey detected!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this supposed to be stupid?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Hellsing, the next scene involves vampire Nazi's eating babies and then fighting with the Vatican's secret elite soldiers armed with anti-tank rifles, everything in it is supposed to be stupid

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be actually starving
    >get dropped a fricking vegetarian meal

    this is a next level of irony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be actually starving
      >b***h about the free food not including meat
      don't be a Black person, anon

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 bars; 3 sweet, 1 savoury
    >4 bags of nibbles; 3 sweet, 1 savoury
    >2 flat crackers
    >2 sweet spreads
    >1 eat from the bag dish
    >1 drink powder mix
    >energy gel

    I feel like the US military is overcomplicating this shit, especially with the nibbles
    If I were to be in the situation envisioned for this ration, I wouldn't want to juggle all those bags of loose nibbles, I'd just want to get calories down my neck fast
    also, what is up with all those sweets?

    my version would be
    >3 savoury bars; 2 mains, 1 snack
    >4 sweet bars; 3 desserts, 1 snack
    >1 eat from the bag dish
    >2 or 3 electrolyte drink powders

    there's no time to be faffing about with crackers and spread. each bar should be 400 calories. unwrap, eat, carry on.

    the energy gel and caffeine gum is brilliant though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like those chink clay bars?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the macros
        I'd design one assault ration meal to deliver 800 calories split say 50% carbs, 25% protein and 25% fat
        I'd make that:
        >two 80-gram beef bars (400cal)
        >one 80-gram vegetable granola bar (200cal)
        >one 40-gram chocolate bar (200cal)
        The beef bars would be a little more tender and moist compared to jerky due to higher fat content. The granola and chocolate would also have some fats.

        Each 24hour ration would have two such meal sets, one meal made up of eat from the bag whole food, and a jerky snack bar and a pressed fruit snack bar.

        The point is not to be juggling all those fricking bags of loose nuts and cranberry bits. Who the frick has time for that?

        French gay here, I tried to source the components and for the main meals they are specially made for the rations, you'll find some meals but : not in the same format, that flat package doesn't exist in the commercial civil world and some recipes aren't available canned anyway. Also biscuits packages like that do not exist for commercial sale.
        Everything else, you can get it (not barre commando kek)
        Main meals do not need water, maybe you save on the water but as package is heavier than US rations because it's canned, it should be about the same.
        Not gonna lie, I find US rations very, very adapted to being thrown in a backpack and easy and fast to eat.
        But hey, no porc risotto, no ostrich sauté, tuna with coconut milk, etc.
        IIRC what some military guys told me, they break down the rations, stuff their pockets with the small things and eat the main course when they are back. Might change in different units.
        There are some unobtainable commando rations that look like the US ones for guys who do serious shit. Steve did a review of them years ago
        Some recent menus in picrel

        >biscuits packages like that do not exist for commercial sale
        not where you are; I can get them
        try asking biscuit manufacturers if they know of any retail stores, if you're very lucky they might give you the time of day
        >Everything else, you can get it (not barre commando
        sad
        the barre commando looks awesome, I'd like to try it
        >maybe you save on the water but as package is heavier than US rations because it's canned
        also because of the water
        I guarantee the water content adds at least 250g compared to MREs, maybe 500g compared to wholly freeze dried meals

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're just over-thinking it to make your phallic-shaped meat bar idea seem better, but guess what? You can just admit you're a homosexual and put dicks in your mouth without coming up with a whole new MRE for it. Everything shown is pretty easy to just eat on the go, even the bags of loose stuff, you can just crack one open and chow that down one at a time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know you disagree without being an irritating c**t? If you can't eat jerky without thinking of penises, you're the one with dicks on the mind, it seems.

            >chow that down one at a time
            Why frick around with a bag of M&Ms instead of a Snickers bar?

            >Everything shown is pretty easy to just eat on the go
            Or frick around with tubes of spread and crackers?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You know you disagree without being an irritating c**t?
              Sorry you came to this website to be mollycoddled. Try reddit instead.
              >Why frick around with a bag of M&Ms instead of a Snickers bar?
              Same amount of effort to open the bag / bar and eat the content in three to four mouthfuls. You just think your idea is the shit because you came up with it.
              >Or frick around with tubes of spread and crackers?
              Are you one of those people with no internal monologue, or who can't actually something in his mind's eye? Just because that's what you saw the dude in the video do, doesn't that's what you have to do. Anyone in a situation where that MRE was designed for, they'd just eat the crackers and the spread on their own.

              Post guns, pussy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obnoxious homosexual who will die alone

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the barre commando looks awesome, I'd like to try it
          It really depends on the flavor. I don't like the vanilla ones, coffee ones, meh.
          They have a high content of caffeine

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the fruit gelées in RCIRs are a great idea, and more nations should adopt them instead of candy bars.

            >You know you disagree without being an irritating c**t?
            Sorry you came to this website to be mollycoddled. Try reddit instead.
            >Why frick around with a bag of M&Ms instead of a Snickers bar?
            Same amount of effort to open the bag / bar and eat the content in three to four mouthfuls. You just think your idea is the shit because you came up with it.
            >Or frick around with tubes of spread and crackers?
            Are you one of those people with no internal monologue, or who can't actually something in his mind's eye? Just because that's what you saw the dude in the video do, doesn't that's what you have to do. Anyone in a situation where that MRE was designed for, they'd just eat the crackers and the spread on their own.

            Post guns, pussy.

            Can't be arsed to get them out the shed just to please a disagreeable little pissant. Newsflash sweaty, it's not a personality to be a mouthy c**t. Gun-toting or not.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession of defeat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks only in memes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who the frick has time for that?
          Easily, open the edge of one, keep it in your pocket, shake some into your mouth occasionally before stuffing the packet in your pocket.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most soldiers break down a ration pack and just take/ trade for what they want anyway. Could store crackers in your pocket, eat them on the go, and squeeze the spread into your mouth at the same time.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like steves videos but his comments section is pure reddit tier bullshit
    "Me and my partner love your videos"
    "Ohh my god you won the internet today"

    Dude should have been more aggressive in his speech to keep the normies away

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe that PLA shit knocked him out for a whole year

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eurogays what's the best way to acquire US mres ? Import fees and shipping from the US is complete garbage.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picture of Kyle Reece has gone
    Not very happy about this 2bqh

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That CCAR looks like shit, and Steve seems to be trying to find positive things to say about it.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real question bros, what do we think about the hair? Some nice looking implants, good to see his youtube money get him something nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure that's implants? Looks the same to me, just growed out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know you disagree without being an irritating c**t?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >growed
        Please don't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real question bros, what do we think about the hair? Some nice looking implants, good to see his youtube money get him something nice.

        Doesn’t look like hair implants tbh senpai
        His hair is just longer and not pulled back. Also long hair in a low pony like that pulls out hair from the front. When I cut my hair from long as frick to Ryan gosling in drive, my hairline thickened out a bit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When I cut my hair from long as frick to Ryan gosling in drive, my hairline thickened out a bit.
          This. When you keep your ponytail too tight, it will start pulling your hair and thinning is inevitable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steve is a handsome lad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a little

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he just needs to not do those stupid facial hair trims

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the virgin vs chad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit no more poney tail.
      not a fan of the lipless chin strap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His hair is just a little fluffed up and covering his widows peaks instead of pulled tight against his scalp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cobson beard

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. Compare the chinkshit ration with the new first strike ration. They are literally 40 years in the past.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice but yeah I still think mutts should be putting all of their energy into learning Spanish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no comprendo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >learning Spanish
      I fricking hate Spanish, just listening to it is nails on chalkboard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        European Spanish is much more melodic. Mexican Spanish sounds like lazy shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak obsessed and seething

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE REMOVE KEBAB PATCH IS GONE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the HDR video

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn’t post for a year
    >post 2 videos in a day
    Dudes bipolar huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just give the men a bag of beef jerky, bag of almonds, and a bag of gummy bears

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone think he would be up for doing a colonoscopy/endoscopy? We could crowd fund it. Wonder how his Colin looks after all the mres

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to be the one to say it but Steve's health seems to be deteriorating. I'm not sure what's going on behind the scenes so to speak but you can see it in his face. His normal 1000 yard stare has become a transfixed 3000 yard stare. The happiness has gone from his eyes. Worried about this dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he says he's feeling better than ever
      I mean, look at his gains

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just aging.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He keeps saying otherwise though. He definitely looks more fit.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The post-mortem killswitch was activated after not being reset in time, these are his last videos.
    This is too late...

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