Here is our new HQ to evade the upcoming ww3 and discuss politics for the new dawn. Who's in ????

Here is our new HQ to evade the upcoming ww3 and discuss politics for the new dawn

Who's in ????

going to auction soon

>For about $60,000 you can finally live in a WWI seaport, built between 1915-1919 off the coast of England. Auction Sale - 19/07/2022
A grade II listed sea fort constructed between 1915-1919 for naval sea defence during World War 1 and used in World War 2 (works were not fully completed until after World War 1 had ended), in need of refurbishment throughout, located in the Humber Estuary. Vacant.

>Description
A grade II listed sea fort constructed between 1915-1919 following the outbreak of World War 1, although the works were not fully completed until after the war had ended.
The fort is reinforced by concrete and its seaward side is fitted out with 12-inches of armour designed to withstand gunfire from heavy naval units. During World War 2 it was armed, besides the usual small and rapid-fire weapons, by two 6 inch guns and two 6-pounder guns. It had sufficient accommodation for a garrison of 200 men.

Bull Sand Fort, with its smaller companion fort on Haile Sand, 3.75 kilometres to the south-west, guarded the approaches to the Humber with gun batteries and an anti-submarine net of steel mesh stretched between them across the mouth of the estuary.
The fort includes 3 floors with basement and magazine below sea level, and central 2-storey observation tower. Fresh water supply is available at the fort via an artesian well. Externally there is a balcony and jetty.
The fort was decommissioned in 1956.
In need of refurbishment throughout with potential for development / alternative uses, subject to consent.
Vacant.

>Location
Located in the Humber Estuary, approximately 1.8 miles from the end of Spurn point to the North East and 3 miles from the mainland to the South West.

>Transport
Access by private boat only
Accommodation
A grade II listed fort

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bit of a fixer upper...
      but could be pretty cool once it's fixed up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A single cruise missile would send all that palace rubble down the mountain into the town. It's a death trap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see a spot to put the hot tub. What are we gonna do, grow gardens all over it and fish for food?
      Solar generator is easy enough, Also we will need drinking water.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has an artesian well

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking tetanus and ghosts

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll chip in a tenner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice one lad, that'll get you a decent sleeping bag area on the outer dock

      >30 minutes in someone shits into the freshwater supply

      germany you are in charge of stopping any shidding and farding in the freshwater supply

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cums in the refrigerator
        >cums all over the fresh fruits and veggies
        oops…did I do that??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look Matthew, I can only get Mateusz to clean the shitter after its clogged, I can't send in a pre-emptive febreze-strike on civilian targets. Not to mention the ancient tech used in there, my poor workers will have to risk life and limb to scoop any leftover shit out of the tank.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          delegate to a country of you choice, thats the best part you was here first - we can rebuild....... one poop-shoot at a time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          From experience, pre-emptive bathroom cleaning is possible, but difficult, since every time you get to the bath room you see some turk nomming on whats left, waving a german flag in the process

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kebab is german cultural heritage now...
            Can you do me a favour and make stall 4 smell like cedar wood? I want to drown myself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is Frits, this was designed to keep you and your people out.
          You couldn't send anyone into this fort if you tried.
          And you did.
          Twice.
          Failed both times.
          If anyone's cleaning the shitter in this place it'll be someone Irish.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll just get a tan and learn Tamil, doesn't get easier than that when it comes to entering bongistani fortifications.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              krautbro has got a point

              free healthcare
              free house
              free benefits

              damn, we've been outmaneuvered

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Comfy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No Black folk allowed, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Roll for Sunday funday Black person hangings

                B..but Sunday funday Black person hangings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The fort is reinforced by concrete and its seaward side is fitted out with 12-inches of armour designed to withstand gunfire from heavy naval units.
              >guarded the approaches to the Humber with gun batteries and an anti-submarine net of steel mesh stretched between them across the mouth of the estuary.

              Easily conquered with a rubber dinghy and 20 illegal migrants.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >30 minutes in someone shits into the freshwater supply

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Poogaloo begins.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great idea. Go there and stop posting here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no this is the new HQ for prime shitposting, we are gonna need you 'mericans to bring lots of guns and ammo

      >cums in the refrigerator
      >cums all over the fresh fruits and veggies
      oops…did I do that??

      no cumming on the fruit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want (You) for outer heaven

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>
    >>
    >>>
    gets D-u-b-z is automatically fortress leader

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rollan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roll for Sunday funday Black person hangings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mein Führer, your orders bitte.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off
    this is for for canadian chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, it's real. Hans!

      >30 minutes in someone shits into the freshwater supply

      Explain yourself immediately or you're banned from the fort.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seriously tho, we need to do something like this

    it really is ww3 soon

    https://pol.foundation/Happening.html

    we must separate/escape to survive

    >After a time of decay comes the turning point.... The old is discarded and the new is introduced.... Societies of people sharing the same views are formed.
    I Ching chapter 24

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in, I get first go of the cold skin dicky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we are starting a new civilization from the ashes there are no laws

      feel free to make suggestions here for new laws of the NewFoundLanD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        any1 who is not us on the open seas is fair game,
        piracy is back on the menu bois

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *ahem*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does blowhole feel like?

  11. 2 years ago
    Announce sage niggers

    Where the frick are all the rich bitcoin anons?
    /pol needs a fricking command center!
    QUIT FRICKING AROUND THIS IS PERFECT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Working at McDonald's

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Second mate, officer Snow Monkey checking in. Still on board, but can only offer labor and knowledge...but I excel at both.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RULES

    > No jannies
    >no shitting in the freshwater
    > no cumming on the fruit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is only the outside of the produce taboo or is inside it also haram?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cum in freshwater
      >Shit in fruit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Install radio tower, broadcast pol 24/7

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need a geese navy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Artesian well? Does someone want to explain how the frick that's possible?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricked if I know.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gubbermint would fug you hard if you bought this. You’d be required to restore it to a level they deem acceptable (ever moving goal posts) under heritage preservation laws (moronicly expensive) and hope they allow you to do something profitable with it. If you don’t meet their mandates, you’ll be required to dismantle it at your expense. There’s a reason it’s up for sale for pocket change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There’s a reason it’s up for sale for pocket change.
      Do you not think stuck on a sandbank in the Humber estuary with tidal access only might not be a price factor?
      The average house price round here is probably $60k.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if you just rearmed the fort, re installed submarine nets all under the guise of restoring it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I mean this is England's government we are talking about. OTC arms shipped from America should be enough to make them frick off permanently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Never trust such a deal. There's always a catch and the bong government is super cucked.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me in it's a sexual emergency

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no way in hell ingerlund would ever give you a habitation loicence for that tumble down.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calling all Diamond dogs

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can find abandoned buildings where Black folk shoot up in better condition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, but then you have to move the Black folk shooting up AND repair the building while making sure they don't come back. This is in water, which makes it Black folk-shooting-up-free.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The CCP will purchase it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be an escrow account managed by a real estate agent so we could pay.
    We would need some alternative to gofundme to collect pledges and payments.
    We would need the equivalent of an hoa to pay for repairs and maintenance.
    We'd probably have to put our real names on something.
    We could create an llc to collectively represent us.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a cool place for paintball or airsoft.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks cozy

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >subject to consent
    I would unironically be down before my euros vaporize into nothing, but doesn't that mean you can't do shit with it?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty interesting, how did the British power it during ww2? Does it have a power line going all the way out to it?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unsustainable

    you will starve as you cant grow sufficient amounts of food on this brutalist pile of shit

    and even die of thirst as theres no well

    if we ever start an enclave, it hast to be a fertile island

    just like the israelites do right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vertical hydroponics
      >collect rainwater
      >desalination/grey water recycling powered by tidal/wind/solar
      >catch fish, shellfish, birds, turtles, etc
      ezpz

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I declare we be an anarcho-monarchist society. This can be our flag!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God save the queen, but frick anything she says!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the theory behind constitutional monarchy, at least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who would be the king of /misc/?
      I vote me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        According to our anarcho-monarchist royal code, the king is determined by whomever wins in a 1-on-1 fight to the death.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          e z

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, Americans need not apply. We don't want a burger king.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fight me first.
              It's in the royal constitution.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              step aside peasant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I bet 400 quatloos on the newcomer.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-nu-nu-/pol/
    >have to go to a fricking island fortress to say "Black person" and shitpost
    sounds like a fricking dream tbh

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We will need to bring tons of dirt and grow our shit.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a place with no women where autism and sodomy are rife

    You know the earlier settlements in Australia were a lot like this.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the anons who could of made this POS work ,left. Why? Because of your low effort. No one's going to England or its abandoned crap..

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Located in the Humber Estuary
    ew

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have berghain style gay techno orgies in it.

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