Here is our new HQ to evade the upcoming ww3 and discuss politics for the new dawn
Who's in ????
going to auction soon
>For about $60,000 you can finally live in a WWI seaport, built between 1915-1919 off the coast of England. Auction Sale - 19/07/2022
A grade II listed sea fort constructed between 1915-1919 for naval sea defence during World War 1 and used in World War 2 (works were not fully completed until after World War 1 had ended), in need of refurbishment throughout, located in the Humber Estuary. Vacant.
>Description
A grade II listed sea fort constructed between 1915-1919 following the outbreak of World War 1, although the works were not fully completed until after the war had ended.
The fort is reinforced by concrete and its seaward side is fitted out with 12-inches of armour designed to withstand gunfire from heavy naval units. During World War 2 it was armed, besides the usual small and rapid-fire weapons, by two 6 inch guns and two 6-pounder guns. It had sufficient accommodation for a garrison of 200 men.
Bull Sand Fort, with its smaller companion fort on Haile Sand, 3.75 kilometres to the south-west, guarded the approaches to the Humber with gun batteries and an anti-submarine net of steel mesh stretched between them across the mouth of the estuary.
The fort includes 3 floors with basement and magazine below sea level, and central 2-storey observation tower. Fresh water supply is available at the fort via an artesian well. Externally there is a balcony and jetty.
The fort was decommissioned in 1956.
In need of refurbishment throughout with potential for development / alternative uses, subject to consent.
Vacant.
>Location
Located in the Humber Estuary, approximately 1.8 miles from the end of Spurn point to the North East and 3 miles from the mainland to the South West.
>Transport
Access by private boat only
Accommodation
A grade II listed fort
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bit of a fixer upper...
but could be pretty cool once it's fixed up
A single cruise missile would send all that palace rubble down the mountain into the town. It's a death trap.
I see a spot to put the hot tub. What are we gonna do, grow gardens all over it and fish for food?
Solar generator is easy enough, Also we will need drinking water.
It has an artesian well
holy fricking tetanus and ghosts
I'll chip in a tenner
nice one lad, that'll get you a decent sleeping bag area on the outer dock
germany you are in charge of stopping any shidding and farding in the freshwater supply
>cums in the refrigerator
>cums all over the fresh fruits and veggies
oops…did I do that??
Look Matthew, I can only get Mateusz to clean the shitter after its clogged, I can't send in a pre-emptive febreze-strike on civilian targets. Not to mention the ancient tech used in there, my poor workers will have to risk life and limb to scoop any leftover shit out of the tank.
delegate to a country of you choice, thats the best part you was here first - we can rebuild....... one poop-shoot at a time
From experience, pre-emptive bathroom cleaning is possible, but difficult, since every time you get to the bath room you see some turk nomming on whats left, waving a german flag in the process
Kebab is german cultural heritage now...
Can you do me a favour and make stall 4 smell like cedar wood? I want to drown myself.
Thing is Frits, this was designed to keep you and your people out.
You couldn't send anyone into this fort if you tried.
And you did.
Twice.
Failed both times.
If anyone's cleaning the shitter in this place it'll be someone Irish.
I'll just get a tan and learn Tamil, doesn't get easier than that when it comes to entering bongistani fortifications.
krautbro has got a point
free healthcare
free house
free benefits
damn, we've been outmaneuvered
Comfy
No Black folk allowed, right?
B..but Sunday funday Black person hangings
>The fort is reinforced by concrete and its seaward side is fitted out with 12-inches of armour designed to withstand gunfire from heavy naval units.
>guarded the approaches to the Humber with gun batteries and an anti-submarine net of steel mesh stretched between them across the mouth of the estuary.
Easily conquered with a rubber dinghy and 20 illegal migrants.
>30 minutes in someone shits into the freshwater supply
The Poogaloo begins.
Great idea. Go there and stop posting here.
no this is the new HQ for prime shitposting, we are gonna need you 'mericans to bring lots of guns and ammo
no cumming on the fruit
i want (You) for outer heaven
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gets D-u-b-z is automatically fortress leader
Rollan
Roll for Sunday funday Black person hangings
Mein Führer, your orders bitte.
nice
frick off
this is for for canadian chad
Lmao, it's real. Hans!
Explain yourself immediately or you're banned from the fort.
seriously tho, we need to do something like this
it really is ww3 soon
https://pol.foundation/Happening.html
we must separate/escape to survive
>After a time of decay comes the turning point.... The old is discarded and the new is introduced.... Societies of people sharing the same views are formed.
I Ching chapter 24
I'm in, I get first go of the cold skin dicky
we are starting a new civilization from the ashes there are no laws
feel free to make suggestions here for new laws of the NewFoundLanD
any1 who is not us on the open seas is fair game,
piracy is back on the menu bois
*ahem*
What does blowhole feel like?
Where the frick are all the rich bitcoin anons?
/pol needs a fricking command center!
QUIT FRICKING AROUND THIS IS PERFECT!
Working at McDonald's
Second mate, officer Snow Monkey checking in. Still on board, but can only offer labor and knowledge...but I excel at both.
RULES
> No jannies
>no shitting in the freshwater
> no cumming on the fruit
Is only the outside of the produce taboo or is inside it also haram?
>Cum in freshwater
>Shit in fruit
Install radio tower, broadcast pol 24/7
We need a geese navy
Artesian well? Does someone want to explain how the frick that's possible?
Fricked if I know.
Gubbermint would fug you hard if you bought this. You’d be required to restore it to a level they deem acceptable (ever moving goal posts) under heritage preservation laws (moronicly expensive) and hope they allow you to do something profitable with it. If you don’t meet their mandates, you’ll be required to dismantle it at your expense. There’s a reason it’s up for sale for pocket change.
>There’s a reason it’s up for sale for pocket change.
Do you not think stuck on a sandbank in the Humber estuary with tidal access only might not be a price factor?
The average house price round here is probably $60k.
What if you just rearmed the fort, re installed submarine nets all under the guise of restoring it?
And I mean this is England's government we are talking about. OTC arms shipped from America should be enough to make them frick off permanently.
This. Never trust such a deal. There's always a catch and the bong government is super cucked.
Let me in it's a sexual emergency
no way in hell ingerlund would ever give you a habitation loicence for that tumble down.
Calling all Diamond dogs
I can find abandoned buildings where Black folk shoot up in better condition.
Ok, but then you have to move the Black folk shooting up AND repair the building while making sure they don't come back. This is in water, which makes it Black folk-shooting-up-free.
The CCP will purchase it.
There needs to be an escrow account managed by a real estate agent so we could pay.
We would need some alternative to gofundme to collect pledges and payments.
We would need the equivalent of an hoa to pay for repairs and maintenance.
We'd probably have to put our real names on something.
We could create an llc to collectively represent us.
Looks like a cool place for paintball or airsoft.
looks cozy
>subject to consent
I would unironically be down before my euros vaporize into nothing, but doesn't that mean you can't do shit with it?
Pretty interesting, how did the British power it during ww2? Does it have a power line going all the way out to it?
unsustainable
you will starve as you cant grow sufficient amounts of food on this brutalist pile of shit
and even die of thirst as theres no well
if we ever start an enclave, it hast to be a fertile island
just like the israelites do right now
>vertical hydroponics
>collect rainwater
>desalination/grey water recycling powered by tidal/wind/solar
>catch fish, shellfish, birds, turtles, etc
ezpz
I declare we be an anarcho-monarchist society. This can be our flag!
God save the queen, but frick anything she says!
That's the theory behind constitutional monarchy, at least.
who would be the king of /misc/?
I vote me.
According to our anarcho-monarchist royal code, the king is determined by whomever wins in a 1-on-1 fight to the death.
e z
Sorry, Americans need not apply. We don't want a burger king.
Fight me first.
It's in the royal constitution.
step aside peasant
I bet 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
>nu-nu-nu-/pol/
>have to go to a fricking island fortress to say "Black person" and shitpost
sounds like a fricking dream tbh
We will need to bring tons of dirt and grow our shit.
>a place with no women where autism and sodomy are rife
You know the earlier settlements in Australia were a lot like this.
All the anons who could of made this POS work ,left. Why? Because of your low effort. No one's going to England or its abandoned crap..
>Located in the Humber Estuary
ew
I want to have berghain style gay techno orgies in it.