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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal part of gun ownership.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it really though

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/PyVdDnR.jpg

          help

          PROTIP: if you enjoy the Cars series without saying KACHOW at least once, you aren't watching it enough. KACHOW is a natural part of the fandom, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I say KACHOW several times a day because I am SPEED and know how to BREAK IT LOOSE. It makes me a better instrument of speed and aerodynamics, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the racer lifestyle.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait and here's your you

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is a pasta, but isn't it actually correct?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            No homosexual. If you’re driving and get into multiple crashes a year it’s because you’re too moronic to drive, same logic applies to guns and NDs

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. moron who cannot into trigger and or muzzle discipline.
          It's not your fault, you were just raised wrong.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m going snatch you mother fricking birthday newbie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are one moronic Black person

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fricking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fricking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.

      No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.

      I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.

      >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
      >Drinking with friends
      >Show them my new Jericho
      >Try to manually dewiener
      >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
      >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

      Second time
      >At range
      >Showing friend pistol
      >Think gun is unloaded
      >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
      >Forgot loaded mag in
      >Shoot between his feet

      Third time
      >At parents house
      >Just bought a sig from a guy
      >Get home
      >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
      >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoot parents wall

      Fourth time
      >At my new house
      >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
      >Release bolt
      Slam fires round into ground

      Fith time
      >Showing a friend how to use it
      >No idea how but a round got chambered
      >Show him how the trigger works
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

      Sixth time
      >Thought maybe the house was haunted
      >Grab a sig
      >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
      > pull trigger at the same hole
      >Round goes off

      Seventh time
      >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
      >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
      >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

      Eighth time
      >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
      >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
      >He's showing it off to me
      >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
      >Pulled the trigger for some reason
      >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

      Ninth time
      >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV
      >Commercials come on
      >Switch channels
      >Horror movie is on
      >Spooky jump scare
      >Fire 4 shots into the TV

      Bullshit.

      I own 12 guns, and I make it to the range as often as I can afford to. The ONLY time I've ever fired a round without meaning to was with the weapon already pointed down-range, bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.

      You are genuinely moronic if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You are genuinely moronic if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
        Sounds like you need to take your first course in "gun fun" friendo.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.
        I might be getting old but that's not what bump firing means

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but you can bump fire pistols.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        yawn
        NDs happen, nbd

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        God's sanest poster

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk more homosexual

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ you have clearly never handled a firearm

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea where it went

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lets hope not into your neighbour's' cute blooming 12yo daughter's cranium

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, hopefully it just grazed her shoulder, so that the neighbor makes you marry her.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        neighbor next door is a geriatric old woman, I'm really lucky I didn't hit her bedroom.

        Bullet looks like it skipped off my monitor arm after blowing through the monitor itself. I'm just hoping it lost enough energy here and at the window that it didn't go too much farther.

        Do you really feel this way about Lightning McQueen?

        kachow

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, hopefully it just grazed her shoulder, so that the neighbor makes you marry her.

        oh hai guise

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show us the scenery outside your window
      Also why do you hate lightning McQueen?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's dark out now but most likely trajectory is somewhere into my neighbors outhouse garage.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put the next one in your skull you irresponsible incompetent frick. You give all gun owners a bad name.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys could help you find out. They're the best at finding stray bullets.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It went through the window dumbass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      PROTIP: if you enjoy the Cars series without saying KACHOW at least once, you aren't watching it enough. KACHOW is a natural part of the fandom, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I say KACHOW several times a day because I am SPEED and know how to BREAK IT LOOSE. It makes me a better instrument of speed and aerodynamics, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the racer lifestyle.

      https://i.imgur.com/OtP8XG9.jpg

      neighbor next door is a geriatric old woman, I'm really lucky I didn't hit her bedroom.

      Bullet looks like it skipped off my monitor arm after blowing through the monitor itself. I'm just hoping it lost enough energy here and at the window that it didn't go too much farther.

      [...]
      kachow

      I think I actually shot Chick in the final race scene of the first movie, just kinda sat in shock for a moment and took the picture after about ten minutes of looking at this screen

      [...]
      would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND

      https://i.imgur.com/fls1Nzn.jpg

      Glock 45

      Was dry firing my glock while watching the final race in cars and I got so engrossed that I loaded the bedside mag instead of the empty mag.

      I am in fricking tears

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posts like this and the guy who shoved a shotgun up his ass genuinely leave me conflicted. On one hand, it's funny to see. On the other hand, it's worrying that there are a fair number of morons out there whose first reaction to possibly seriously injuring themselves or others is "better post this shit on /k/ first".

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KA-POW!

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >average tok owner be like

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be INSANE guntard
    >haphazardly fire weapons in your house like an absolute dung eater

    please go to jail to have your anus resized by a professional boyhandler

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really feel this way about Lightning McQueen?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Lightning McQueen do to you OP?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised you didn't shoot lightning right in the face.
    Also, Ublock origin is the superior ad block.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I actually shot Chick in the final race scene of the first movie, just kinda sat in shock for a moment and took the picture after about ten minutes of looking at this screen

      No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.

      I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.

      >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
      >Drinking with friends
      >Show them my new Jericho
      >Try to manually dewiener
      >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
      >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

      Second time
      >At range
      >Showing friend pistol
      >Think gun is unloaded
      >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
      >Forgot loaded mag in
      >Shoot between his feet

      Third time
      >At parents house
      >Just bought a sig from a guy
      >Get home
      >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
      >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoot parents wall

      Fourth time
      >At my new house
      >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
      >Release bolt
      Slam fires round into ground

      Fith time
      >Showing a friend how to use it
      >No idea how but a round got chambered
      >Show him how the trigger works
      >Pull trigger
      >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

      Sixth time
      >Thought maybe the house was haunted
      >Grab a sig
      >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
      > pull trigger at the same hole
      >Round goes off

      Seventh time
      >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
      >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
      >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

      Eighth time
      >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
      >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
      >He's showing it off to me
      >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
      >Pulled the trigger for some reason
      >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

      Ninth time
      >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV
      >Commercials come on
      >Switch channels
      >Horror movie is on
      >Spooky jump scare
      >Fire 4 shots into the TV

      would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, what'd you shoot him with? That fatass hole looks like a .45 or something.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glock 45

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a 9mm

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              just in case you aren't joking

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I was kidding. Sometimes it's hard to communicate through a screen

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you weren't.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, OP put a hole through it to make it easier.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >glock 45
                >not chambered in 45
                Austrians deserve another hitler

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn’t know about the Glock 40
                >or the Glock 22

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >glock 17
                >chambered in 9mm
                >not chambered in 17mm

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Austrians deserve another hitler
                please give us one we fricking need him back

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              no guns detected

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, looking closer, the backlight bleeding through makes it look bigger than it is.
            Well, more than half the monitor still works so I guess you could flip it vertical and use it like that.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, currently just using the good half for the time being, it also helps that I have two of them so it's not the end of the world. Once I'm done freaking out about it it'll make a nice conversation piece.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah man I still use the coffee table I shot

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That pic

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good eye.

              >how it started
              >how it's going

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom lets you have two cokes?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
        Guns might not be for you, anon. It would be a good idea to give them up if you've had two NDs. Do it before you hurt yourself, or more importantly, someone else.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          the last one happened under really weird circumstances with a catastrophic malfunction of the gun, this one being my first true "I have no one to blame but myself" ND. But I get your point.

          Last time I learned not to hand over your guns to someone who is unfamiliar with them, and this time I learned that I'm a fricking moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the last one happened under really weird circumstances with a catastrophic malfunction of the gun
            tell us more

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The first one happened at a gun range after handing the pistol over to a RO for them to look at, as they'd never seen the gun before (Gun was a Polish P-83 Wanad). When they were looking at it, they pointed it straight at the ground, and manipulated the safety a few times, but had trouble getting it to go back after fiddling with it.

              He hands it back, and I go on my merry way to start shooting. What I didn't know, is that the firing pin spring had completely given up the ghost while he was fiddling with the safety. So I go to load a magazine, pull back the slide, see nothing weird and I let the slide go to chamber the round. Immediately the gun went off and jammed, I had it pointed downrange but slightly low so the concrete floors got all fricked up.

              What was interesting beyond the ND, is that I've never before or since seen the type of malfunction that caused the jam or fired round. The firing pin was stuck a solid 1/2 inch into the chamber and was overriding the next round, with the pin having punctured the primer on the fired round.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chick is a dick and had it coming

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed

          have you checked in with your neighbor?

          Yeah, I told her immediately after it happened and tried to find where it landed. We didn't find it until this morning, looks like it embedded in her wooden fence next to her garage.

          Paying to replace the board and getting her some flowers as an apology.

          Damn doesn't look like you're getting that lower anytime soon

          Already on the way friendo

          streamingcuck got served
          now you don't even own a working monitor

          If you look up a little you'll notice I'm prepared for this eventuality.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Telling your neighbour
            What a way to kill what little reputation you had around the block, that or you'll get a small visit from the popo.
            If you didn't hear screams and you couldn't find the bullet hole with binoculars, just don't bother telling anybody.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, but I'm only living here for another week tops anyways. Cops aren't going to show up because I live in Portland.

              Just wanted to make it right is all, plus we've had actual shootings on the block so most people are strapped in the neighborhood anyways.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
        You might want to watch it. My old bosses son died this past year from a ND into his leg while he was on his back deck. He was dead in 6 minutes.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        the image I have of a grown man SEETHING at Chick so hard he shoots his computer screen is absolutely priceless please dont reply clarifying that wasnt the case it would completely ruin it for me

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't just watch him do the King dirty like that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        kachigga

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.

    I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.

    >At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
    >Drinking with friends
    >Show them my new Jericho
    >Try to manually dewiener
    >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
    >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

    Second time
    >At range
    >Showing friend pistol
    >Think gun is unloaded
    >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
    >Forgot loaded mag in
    >Shoot between his feet

    Third time
    >At parents house
    >Just bought a sig from a guy
    >Get home
    >Try swapping slides with another sig I had
    >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoot parents wall

    Fourth time
    >At my new house
    >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
    >Release bolt
    Slam fires round into ground

    Fith time
    >Showing a friend how to use it
    >No idea how but a round got chambered
    >Show him how the trigger works
    >Pull trigger
    >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

    Sixth time
    >Thought maybe the house was haunted
    >Grab a sig
    >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
    > pull trigger at the same hole
    >Round goes off

    Seventh time
    >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
    >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
    >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

    Eighth time
    >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
    >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
    >He's showing it off to me
    >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
    >Pulled the trigger for some reason
    >Shot 3 rounds into my wall

    Ninth time
    >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV
    >Commercials come on
    >Switch channels
    >Horror movie is on
    >Spooky jump scare
    >Fire 4 shots into the TV

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the reason why everyone is trained to never point a gun at anyone for any reason other than intending to kill them, jesus christ

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Horror movie is on
        >Spooky jump scare
        >Fire 4 shots into the TV

        You need to get rid of your guns

        [...]
        [...]

        Bullshit.

        I own 12 guns, and I make it to the range as often as I can afford to. The ONLY time I've ever fired a round without meaning to was with the weapon already pointed down-range, bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.

        You are genuinely moronic if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.

        lol newbies

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Horror movie is on
      >Spooky jump scare
      >Fire 4 shots into the TV

      You need to get rid of your guns

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't know

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't. Is this pasta?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            it is an old as shit pasta
            very, very stale pasta
            welcome newfriend

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              ND threads are always a good temperature reading of how many newbies we got in here.

              My bad

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please keep doing what you're doing, it gets funnier every time.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      thx as per

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      a classic

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's the ghost sig (6th)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      still the best pasta we've ever had

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like this pasta is older than it really is

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always switch between thinking it’s stupid and serious laughter. It’s the laughter this time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So stale its turned into a cracker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Friend brings over a used Glock
      A used gun? That's a good one. he he he he

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the pasta

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite ND I’ve seen on /k/ was the guy who said he was in a coma and needed a QRD on the war, people accused him of shitposting but it turned out he actually shot himself in the fricking head while drunkenly cleaning his gun and was in a coma.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey at least it was just the monitor, a lot less expensive to replace than an entire PC

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wish I would have shot my ceiling or wall or something. The window is gonna run me like $1600 because I've gotta get it repaired immediately, I move out of this place in a week.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude. You've got a huge pile of business cards on that desk. If you're associated with that business, then delete this thread.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not, but thanks for looking out.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why we need gun control. morons like OP should be barred from owning any guns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, these threads are funny, even more so because they're invariably made by burgers. I wonder why.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did that even happen

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was dry firing my glock while watching the final race in cars and I got so engrossed that I loaded the bedside mag instead of the empty mag.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is too silly to even make up. Well done anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thought of anon sitting alone in his room dry firing his glock while watching Cars alone in his room and then NDing because he was so engrossed in a kids movie is too fricking funny to handle.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Portland, Oregon

    Should've ND'ed into your skull and saved the rest from us from you people

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me, I know. Out of here soon hopefully.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Because you watched Cars
    Next time have a nice day, gigantic homosexual

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't like cars

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the first rule of gun safety again? I keep forgetting it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're goin' hard enough left, you'll find yourself turnin' right.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always remember to have fun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ammunition is meant to be spent

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always shoot to kill, even if you don't intentionally shoot.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be yourself 🙂

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      do not talk about gun safety

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can ignore all previous safety lessons in the pursuit of comedy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If at first you don't succeed, do it again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of all,

      Be kind

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      To have fun. Duh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're worrying about where your gun is pointing, you're already dead and just don't know it yet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ND threads are always a good temperature reading of how many newbies we got in here.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn doesn't look like you're getting that lower anytime soon

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oregon
    Do it again but this time aim it at Portland.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you checked in with your neighbor?

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    streamingcuck got served
    now you don't even own a working monitor

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to change the channel like Elvis
    It only worked because he had a couple guys bring him in a new TV and switch it to a new channel every time he shot out one.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    im glad i logged on to PrepHole today. thanks OP

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome friend

      >glock 45
      >not chambered in 45
      Austrians deserve another hitler

      It's the thing I hate the most about the gun. I have to explain the caliber shit every single time I ever talk about it to anyone.

      >curved screen
      It was already broken

      I'm not really a fan either, they were a gift from a friend but now I gotta buy another or they're gonna start asking questions next time they're at my place.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        just say it broke while moving or something

        or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just say it broke while moving or something

        or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao

        Tell them the true story, they might think you're a bit unhinged but shooting your computer monitor while watching Cars probably is one of the more interesting things to happen in your life

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm with these two

        [...]
        Tell them the true story, they might think you're a bit unhinged but shooting your computer monitor while watching Cars probably is one of the more interesting things to happen in your life

        just say it broke while moving or something

        or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao

        You've already told your neighbor about it, your friend deserves a laugh too.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would place this less in the “negligent discharge” category and more in the “justifiable homicide” category

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    K A C H I G G A

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >curved screen
    It was already broken

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it was because you watched cars??

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*regongay
    >watch cars
    >on a streaming platform
    >troonycord
    the bullet should have been for your head

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't like cars

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget he lives in Portland Oregon. A moral crime punishable by death

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to see OP try to apply a wall patch kit to a monitor and a window.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So OP, what did you learn?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the link to the thread where that anon ND'd in the bathtub with a .308 or something

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