PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
PROTIP: if you enjoy the Cars series without saying KACHOW at least once, you aren't watching it enough. KACHOW is a natural part of the fandom, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I say KACHOW several times a day because I am SPEED and know how to BREAK IT LOOSE. It makes me a better instrument of speed and aerodynamics, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the racer lifestyle.
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.
I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV >Commercials come on >Switch channels >Horror movie is on >Spooky jump scare >Fire 4 shots into the TV
Bullshit.
I own 12 guns, and I make it to the range as often as I can afford to. The ONLY time I've ever fired a round without meaning to was with the weapon already pointed down-range, bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.
You are genuinely retarded if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
>You are genuinely retarded if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
Sounds like you need to take your first course in "gun fun" friendo.
neighbor next door is a geriatric old woman, I'm really lucky I didn't hit her bedroom.
Bullet looks like it skipped off my monitor arm after blowing through the monitor itself. I'm just hoping it lost enough energy here and at the window that it didn't go too much farther.
Do you really feel this way about Lightning McQueen?
[...]
PROTIP: if you enjoy the Cars series without saying KACHOW at least once, you aren't watching it enough. KACHOW is a natural part of the fandom, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I say KACHOW several times a day because I am SPEED and know how to BREAK IT LOOSE. It makes me a better instrument of speed and aerodynamics, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the racer lifestyle.
https://i.imgur.com/OtP8XG9.jpg
neighbor next door is a geriatric old woman, I'm really lucky I didn't hit her bedroom.
Bullet looks like it skipped off my monitor arm after blowing through the monitor itself. I'm just hoping it lost enough energy here and at the window that it didn't go too much farther.
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kachow
I think I actually shot Chick in the final race scene of the first movie, just kinda sat in shock for a moment and took the picture after about ten minutes of looking at this screen
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would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
https://i.imgur.com/fls1Nzn.jpg
Glock 45
Was dry firing my glock while watching the final race in cars and I got so engrossed that I loaded the bedside mag instead of the empty mag.
Posts like this and the guy who shoved a shotgun up his ass genuinely leave me conflicted. On one hand, it's funny to see. On the other hand, it's worrying that there are a fair number of retards out there whose first reaction to possibly seriously injuring themselves or others is "better post this shit on PrepHole first".
I think I actually shot Chick in the final race scene of the first movie, just kinda sat in shock for a moment and took the picture after about ten minutes of looking at this screen
No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.
I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV >Commercials come on >Switch channels >Horror movie is on >Spooky jump scare >Fire 4 shots into the TV
would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
Huh, looking closer, the backlight bleeding through makes it look bigger than it is.
Well, more than half the monitor still works so I guess you could flip it vertical and use it like that.
Yeah, currently just using the good half for the time being, it also helps that I have two of them so it's not the end of the world. Once I'm done freaking out about it it'll make a nice conversation piece.
>would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
Guns might not be for you, anon. It would be a good idea to give them up if you've had two NDs. Do it before you hurt yourself, or more importantly, someone else.
the last one happened under really weird circumstances with a catastrophic malfunction of the gun, this one being my first true "I have no one to blame but myself" ND. But I get your point.
Last time I learned not to hand over your guns to someone who is unfamiliar with them, and this time I learned that I'm a fucking retard.
The first one happened at a gun range after handing the pistol over to a RO for them to look at, as they'd never seen the gun before (Gun was a Polish P-83 Wanad). When they were looking at it, they pointed it straight at the ground, and manipulated the safety a few times, but had trouble getting it to go back after fiddling with it.
He hands it back, and I go on my merry way to start shooting. What I didn't know, is that the firing pin spring had completely given up the ghost while he was fiddling with the safety. So I go to load a magazine, pull back the slide, see nothing weird and I let the slide go to chamber the round. Immediately the gun went off and jammed, I had it pointed downrange but slightly low so the concrete floors got all fucked up.
What was interesting beyond the ND, is that I've never before or since seen the type of malfunction that caused the jam or fired round. The firing pin was stuck a solid 1/2 inch into the chamber and was overriding the next round, with the pin having punctured the primer on the fired round.
Yeah, I told her immediately after it happened and tried to find where it landed. We didn't find it until this morning, looks like it embedded in her wooden fence next to her garage.
Paying to replace the board and getting her some flowers as an apology.
Damn doesn't look like you're getting that lower anytime soon
Already on the way friendo
streamingcuck got served
now you don't even own a working monitor
If you look up a little you'll notice I'm prepared for this eventuality.
>Telling your neighbour
What a way to kill what little reputation you had around the block, that or you'll get a small visit from the popo.
If you didn't hear screams and you couldn't find the bullet hole with binoculars, just don't bother telling anybody.
>would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
You might want to watch it. My old bosses son died this past year from a ND into his leg while he was on his back deck. He was dead in 6 minutes.
the image I have of a grown man SEETHING at Chick so hard he shoots his computer screen is absolutely priceless please dont reply clarifying that wasnt the case it would completely ruin it for me
No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.
I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling >Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time >At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time >At parents house >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time >At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time >Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time >Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in > pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time >Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time >Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked >He's showing it off to me >I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time >Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV >Commercials come on >Switch channels >Horror movie is on >Spooky jump scare >Fire 4 shots into the TV
>Horror movie is on >Spooky jump scare >Fire 4 shots into the TV
You need to get rid of your guns
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Bullshit.
I own 12 guns, and I make it to the range as often as I can afford to. The ONLY time I've ever fired a round without meaning to was with the weapon already pointed down-range, bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.
You are genuinely retarded if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
My favorite ND I’ve seen on PrepHole was the guy who said he was in a coma and needed a QRD on the war, people accused him of shitposting but it turned out he actually shot himself in the fucking head while drunkenly cleaning his gun and was in a coma.
I just wish I would have shot my ceiling or wall or something. The window is gonna run me like $1600 because I've gotta get it repaired immediately, I move out of this place in a week.
The thought of anon sitting alone in his room dry firing his glock while watching Cars alone in his room and then NDing because he was so engrossed in a kids movie is too fucking funny to handle.
>Trying to change the channel like Elvis
It only worked because he had a couple guys bring him in a new TV and switch it to a new channel every time he shot out one.
>glock 45 >not chambered in 45
Austrians deserve another hitler
It's the thing I hate the most about the gun. I have to explain the caliber shit every single time I ever talk about it to anyone.
>curved screen
It was already broken
I'm not really a fan either, they were a gift from a friend but now I gotta buy another or they're gonna start asking questions next time they're at my place.
or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao
Tell them the true story, they might think you're a bit unhinged but shooting your computer monitor while watching Cars probably is one of the more interesting things to happen in your life
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Tell them the true story, they might think you're a bit unhinged but shooting your computer monitor while watching Cars probably is one of the more interesting things to happen in your life
just say it broke while moving or something
or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao
You've already told your neighbor about it, your friend deserves a laugh too.
Normal part of gun ownership.
is it really though
PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
PROTIP: if you enjoy the Cars series without saying KACHOW at least once, you aren't watching it enough. KACHOW is a natural part of the fandom, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I say KACHOW several times a day because I am SPEED and know how to BREAK IT LOOSE. It makes me a better instrument of speed and aerodynamics, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the racer lifestyle.
bait and here's your you
I know this is a pasta, but isn't it actually correct?
No gay. If you’re driving and get into multiple crashes a year it’s because you’re too retarded to drive, same logic applies to guns and NDs
t. retard who cannot into trigger and or muzzle discipline.
It's not your fault, you were just raised wrong.
I’m going snatch you mother fucking birthday newfag
you are one retarded moron
Bullshit.
I own 12 guns, and I make it to the range as often as I can afford to. The ONLY time I've ever fired a round without meaning to was with the weapon already pointed down-range, bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.
You are genuinely retarded if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
>You are genuinely retarded if you think a negligent discharge is a "normal part of gun ownership". For everyone's sake, take a safety course.
Sounds like you need to take your first course in "gun fun" friendo.
>bump firing a 2 round burst with a Glock.
I might be getting old but that's not what bump firing means
NTA, but you can bump fire pistols.
yawn
NDs happen, nbd
God's sanest poster
Lurk more gay
Jesus Christ you have clearly never handled a firearm
I have no idea where it went
lets hope not into your neighbour's' cute blooming 12yo daughter's cranium
Yeah, hopefully it just grazed her shoulder, so that the neighbor makes you marry her.
neighbor next door is a geriatric old woman, I'm really lucky I didn't hit her bedroom.
Bullet looks like it skipped off my monitor arm after blowing through the monitor itself. I'm just hoping it lost enough energy here and at the window that it didn't go too much farther.
kachow
oh hai guise
Show us the scenery outside your window
Also why do you hate lightning McQueen?
It's dark out now but most likely trajectory is somewhere into my neighbors outhouse garage.
Put the next one in your skull you irresponsible incompetent fuck. You give all gun owners a bad name.
These guys could help you find out. They're the best at finding stray bullets.
It went through the window dumbass
I am in fucking tears
Posts like this and the guy who shoved a shotgun up his ass genuinely leave me conflicted. On one hand, it's funny to see. On the other hand, it's worrying that there are a fair number of retards out there whose first reaction to possibly seriously injuring themselves or others is "better post this shit on PrepHole first".
>KA-POW!
>average tok owner be like
>be INSANE guntard
>haphazardly fire weapons in your house like an absolute dung eater
please go to jail to have your anus resized by a professional boyhandler
Do you really feel this way about Lightning McQueen?
What did Lightning McQueen do to you OP?
I'm surprised you didn't shoot lightning right in the face.
Also, Ublock origin is the superior ad block.
I think I actually shot Chick in the final race scene of the first movie, just kinda sat in shock for a moment and took the picture after about ten minutes of looking at this screen
would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
Well, what'd you shoot him with? That fatass hole looks like a .45 or something.
Glock 45
That's a 9mm
just in case you aren't joking
Yeah, I was kidding. Sometimes it's hard to communicate through a screen
No, you weren't.
Don't worry, OP put a hole through it to make it easier.
>glock 45
>not chambered in 45
Austrians deserve another hitler
>He doesn’t know about the Glock 40
>or the Glock 22
>glock 17
>chambered in 9mm
>not chambered in 17mm
>Austrians deserve another hitler
please give us one we fucking need him back
no guns detected
Huh, looking closer, the backlight bleeding through makes it look bigger than it is.
Well, more than half the monitor still works so I guess you could flip it vertical and use it like that.
Yeah, currently just using the good half for the time being, it also helps that I have two of them so it's not the end of the world. Once I'm done freaking out about it it'll make a nice conversation piece.
Yeah man I still use the coffee table I shot
>That pic
Good eye.
>how it started
>how it's going
Your mom lets you have two cokes?
>would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
Guns might not be for you, anon. It would be a good idea to give them up if you've had two NDs. Do it before you hurt yourself, or more importantly, someone else.
the last one happened under really weird circumstances with a catastrophic malfunction of the gun, this one being my first true "I have no one to blame but myself" ND. But I get your point.
Last time I learned not to hand over your guns to someone who is unfamiliar with them, and this time I learned that I'm a fucking retard.
>the last one happened under really weird circumstances with a catastrophic malfunction of the gun
tell us more
The first one happened at a gun range after handing the pistol over to a RO for them to look at, as they'd never seen the gun before (Gun was a Polish P-83 Wanad). When they were looking at it, they pointed it straight at the ground, and manipulated the safety a few times, but had trouble getting it to go back after fiddling with it.
He hands it back, and I go on my merry way to start shooting. What I didn't know, is that the firing pin spring had completely given up the ghost while he was fiddling with the safety. So I go to load a magazine, pull back the slide, see nothing weird and I let the slide go to chamber the round. Immediately the gun went off and jammed, I had it pointed downrange but slightly low so the concrete floors got all fucked up.
What was interesting beyond the ND, is that I've never before or since seen the type of malfunction that caused the jam or fired round. The firing pin was stuck a solid 1/2 inch into the chamber and was overriding the next round, with the pin having punctured the primer on the fired round.
Chick is a dick and had it coming
Agreed
Yeah, I told her immediately after it happened and tried to find where it landed. We didn't find it until this morning, looks like it embedded in her wooden fence next to her garage.
Paying to replace the board and getting her some flowers as an apology.
Already on the way friendo
If you look up a little you'll notice I'm prepared for this eventuality.
>Telling your neighbour
What a way to kill what little reputation you had around the block, that or you'll get a small visit from the popo.
If you didn't hear screams and you couldn't find the bullet hole with binoculars, just don't bother telling anybody.
Maybe, but I'm only living here for another week tops anyways. Cops aren't going to show up because I live in Portland.
Just wanted to make it right is all, plus we've had actual shootings on the block so most people are strapped in the neighborhood anyways.
>would this be a bad time to mention this is my 2nd ND
You might want to watch it. My old bosses son died this past year from a ND into his leg while he was on his back deck. He was dead in 6 minutes.
the image I have of a grown man SEETHING at Chick so hard he shoots his computer screen is absolutely priceless please dont reply clarifying that wasnt the case it would completely ruin it for me
I couldn't just watch him do the King dirty like that
kachigga
No worry NDs are part of gun ownership. Its best to get used to them.
I've ND'ed only about 9 times so far, 11 if you count 3 shots from a MAC-10. Once you've been around guns for long enough you'll begin to understand what I'm talking about.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet
Third time
>At parents house
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground
Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off
Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time
>Spinning my Taurus Judge around while watching TV
>Commercials come on
>Switch channels
>Horror movie is on
>Spooky jump scare
>Fire 4 shots into the TV
you are the reason why everyone is trained to never point a gun at anyone for any reason other than intending to kill them, jesus christ
lol newfags
>Horror movie is on
>Spooky jump scare
>Fire 4 shots into the TV
You need to get rid of your guns
he doesn't know
I don't. Is this pasta?
it is an old as shit pasta
very, very stale pasta
welcome newfriend
My bad
Please keep doing what you're doing, it gets funnier every time.
thx as per
a classic
for me, it's the ghost sig (6th)
still the best pasta we've ever had
i feel like this pasta is older than it really is
I always switch between thinking it’s stupid and serious laughter. It’s the laughter this time
So stale its turned into a cracker.
>Friend brings over a used Glock
A used gun? That's a good one. he he he he
thanks for the pasta
My favorite ND I’ve seen on PrepHole was the guy who said he was in a coma and needed a QRD on the war, people accused him of shitposting but it turned out he actually shot himself in the fucking head while drunkenly cleaning his gun and was in a coma.
Hey at least it was just the monitor, a lot less expensive to replace than an entire PC
I just wish I would have shot my ceiling or wall or something. The window is gonna run me like $1600 because I've gotta get it repaired immediately, I move out of this place in a week.
Dude. You've got a huge pile of business cards on that desk. If you're associated with that business, then delete this thread.
I'm not, but thanks for looking out.
This is why we need gun control. Retards like OP should be barred from owning any guns.
No, these threads are funny, even more so because they're invariably made by burgers. I wonder why.
how did that even happen
Was dry firing my glock while watching the final race in cars and I got so engrossed that I loaded the bedside mag instead of the empty mag.
This is too silly to even make up. Well done anon
The thought of anon sitting alone in his room dry firing his glock while watching Cars alone in his room and then NDing because he was so engrossed in a kids movie is too fucking funny to handle.
>Portland, Oregon
Should've ND'ed into your skull and saved the rest from us from you people
Trust me, I know. Out of here soon hopefully.
>Because you watched Cars
Next time have a nice day, gigantic homosexual
>he doesn't like cars
What was the first rule of gun safety again? I keep forgetting it
If you're goin' hard enough left, you'll find yourself turnin' right.
Always remember to have fun
Ammunition is meant to be spent
Always shoot to kill, even if you don't intentionally shoot.
Just be yourself 🙂
do not talk about gun safety
you can ignore all previous safety lessons in the pursuit of comedy
If at first you don't succeed, do it again
Most of all,
Be kind
To have fun. Duh
If you're worrying about where your gun is pointing, you're already dead and just don't know it yet.
or maybe this
ND threads are always a good temperature reading of how many newfags we got in here.
Damn doesn't look like you're getting that lower anytime soon
>oregon
Do it again but this time aim it at Portland.
have you checked in with your neighbor?
streamingcuck got served
now you don't even own a working monitor
>Trying to change the channel like Elvis
It only worked because he had a couple guys bring him in a new TV and switch it to a new channel every time he shot out one.
im glad i logged on to PrepHole today. thanks OP
You're welcome friend
It's the thing I hate the most about the gun. I have to explain the caliber shit every single time I ever talk about it to anyone.
I'm not really a fan either, they were a gift from a friend but now I gotta buy another or they're gonna start asking questions next time they're at my place.
just say it broke while moving or something
or admit it broke when you shot it while watching Cars lmao
Tell them the true story, they might think you're a bit unhinged but shooting your computer monitor while watching Cars probably is one of the more interesting things to happen in your life
I'm with these two
You've already told your neighbor about it, your friend deserves a laugh too.
I would place this less in the “negligent discharge” category and more in the “justifiable homicide” category
K A C H I G G A
>curved screen
It was already broken
I guess it was because you watched cars??
>*regonfag
>watch cars
>on a streaming platform
>chudcord
the bullet should have been for your head
Don’t forget he lives in Portland Oregon. A moral crime punishable by death
>t.
Here you go
I'd love to see OP try to apply a wall patch kit to a monitor and a window.
So OP, what did you learn?
does anyone have the link to the thread where that anon ND'd in the bathtub with a .308 or something