Hello there young man, it's nice to see a friendly face on the trail, would you like to join us for some lunch?
Hello there young man, it's nice to see a friendly face on the trail, would you like to join us for some lunch?
Hello there young man, it's nice to see a friendly face on the trail, would you like to join us for some lunch?
you gotta bring your own lube, but granny puss feels pretty good.
When rhey take their dentures out the blowjobs are amazing.
granny gumjobs are indeed platinum class.
1,5,2,3,6,4
Hell yeah I bet they have good snacks they would share. I will impress them with my bird ID skills to increase this possibility.
Unfathomably based. I would love to run into a group of old people on the trail it sounds like a great little mood booster.
yes I would I have beef jerky if you would like any ^_^
Imagine dreaming about decrepit puss instead of making a good impression on these folks and scoring one of their middle aged daughters to be your new mommy.
the mind of the coomer
PrepHole is full of room temperature IQ coombrains. Tbh though they wouldn't even know what to do if they encountered this group on the trail. They'd probably give an awkward "y-you too" before shuffling along.
Just have lunch with them but eat your own food if you're worried about being drugged and losing a organ or two.
>Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes.
*Mississippi queen at max volume*
Yes. I would like that a lot.
No dogs? Already winning. I like these people. I will show them the coolest mushrooms.
>no phones
>no cameras
too easy.
I’ve always had a granny fetish
Old people on the trail are annoying but if they are having a snack or lunch and invite you, you can bet that you will eat good food
It's a trail. They belong there where it's easy compared ot bushwacking. They can enjoy what they want and they aren't going to be bringing bluetooth speakers or having the dynema debate. Already a win win IMO.
>tfw I hope I can still go PrepHole in my old age
Hold hikers like them are insanely based and knowledgeable. I can only hope I'm still on the trail when I get to their age, they're doing something very right.
*Old hikers
This. They're very nice, always down to chat, and are an inspiration.
I remember one time I ate mushrooms at a peak at like 7am. I sat there for hours coming up at an old group of ladies shoes up just like pic related. We all just were laughing and happy, they took pictures of me (which I treasure because I know I was deep in it) and we hiked together for awhile towards the next peak. I eventually got way too high so I basically ran ahead of them, they wished me a happy day and we're talking about how fast I was, it was such a good start to a trip.
Had this group of decrepit Nam vets show up in the middle of my femoid and I arguing and it was awkward to say the least lol
no you old hag byebye
>distant shot timer beep sounds
COULD YOU HELP ME GET OUT OF THESE WOODS PLEASE! ALSO IT'S MAM, PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME A MAN
Someone should leave her there by herself and see what happens
>some moron took the time to stage a fake reddit post
The one in the dark blue looks like she'd suck a mean dick.
mam. i have to pilot a ballon
What's having sex with an old woman like?