Spoken like someone with an active Facebook account.
Gross. I can’t think of anything worse than beer after doing something active. It’s a pretty dumb meme. Let me guess; you drink out of your shoe at the summit.
>Moral grandstanding sipping a beer >AnOn Is EnJoYiNg HiMsElF inNcOrReCtLy
Gross. I can’t think of anything worse than beer after doing something active. It’s a pretty dumb meme. Let me guess; you drink out of your shoe at the summit.
Reeeeeee someone has a different opinion to me I must attempt to insult them, sad lads very sad
>doesn't understand the purpose of alcohol
Alcohol has an unbelievably broad range of quality. Wine has the highest variance by far, but beer swings pretty hard as well. You can definitely still force yourself to drink pisswater tier beer but I've tasted wine that I had to pour down the sink.
I also think Americans have a warped view of drinking because drinkers in the USA chug alcohol like fricking sponges. So you see everyone who enjoys a glass of wine at lunch or a shot of liquor every now and then as an alcoholic which is plain moronic, especially since your lifespan on average is 20 years shorter than ours.
My point with this post is that despite the culture in the USA that alcohol has a purpose, that is, getting shitfaced, alcoholic beverage simply have a good taste and that's why they exist. It's pleasurable to have a little glass of cognac or grappa in front of a fireplace.
Gross. I can’t think of anything worse than beer after doing something active. It’s a pretty dumb meme. Let me guess; you drink out of your shoe at the summit.
a /sip/ at the end of your hike
Nah pal I'm sipping all hike, 3-8 cans depending on length. Thought me and ma bois were the only ones. Few schmowks if I'm feeling cheeki too
of all the PrepHole threads i didnt expect this one to immediately devolve into a shitflinging contest
to answer your question, no. having a beer off the back of your truck with your buds is a great way to transition back to the normal routine. although having an irish coffee or something around a fire is also quite dank.
since we're talking about drinking >wanted to get a collapsible water bottle because bladders are too weird for me but solid bottles are bulky >see a Nalgene "Cantene" collapsible bottle >96oz >noice >see reviews >great pee bottle >it's great for peeing in! >I am a senior citizen so I bought this bottle as a pee bottle, works great >I use this for camping with my family, thanks to the 96oz capacity it stores all of our pee
disgusting >leaks >breaks
fugg
I really like the idea of using a collapsible water bottle so I can stow it away once it's empty, but they all suck. I don't wanna use a hydration bladder.
What's IPA like? It exploded here as well, there used to be red beer, blonde beer, weiss, etc. I always drink the red malty kind of beer
I use hydrapak, usually carry a 4L that I fill up at night and use for cooking dinner/breakfast and topping off my other water storage vessels before setting out in the morning. Works well for me, just don’t try to use a squeeze filter with it or anything stupid like that.
>4l hydrapak
There are complaints that this one leaks too, as well as a "plastic smell". Meh. I've used Nalgene bottles (the hard translucent HDPE ones) to store liquids from chemicals to inks to water and they have not leaked a single drop in the 15 years I've been using them. I fancied the idea of a collapsible bottle but I'd rather have something I can trust in full. If it were me I'd only carry steel containers but my one 800ml bottle weighs enough already.
Kek just for curiosities sake how cold is it inside a tent at -20 or do they pee in their sleeping bag too
2 years ago
Anonymous
I see you’ve never camped in the winter, so I’ll explain. It’s a matter of how inconvenienced you want to be, and how long you want to be uncomfortable. A pee bottle is just faster, but only marginally so. The other options are to step out of your tent and pee wherever (which necessitates shoes and a headlamp), or just open the door and let it fly (not recommended, unless the smell of your own piss doesn’t bother you).
A pee bottle is definitely a better option if you’re in a crowded camp, which would otherwise requires walking a little further. But there’s probably gonna be some splashes or dribbles that end up in the outside of it. It’s not something id risk; I get up walk a ways to avoid urine stink.
No matter which way you go, you have to unzip your bag or toss your quilt to the side. With a pee bottle you’re tucked back into bed pretty quickly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>A pee bottle is definitely a better option if you’re in a crowded camp, which would otherwise requires walking a little further.
are you a woman? con you really not pee, while someone might be watching? lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
What the frick anon.
I have been winter camping many times and have never heard of this. Just throw your ass out of your bag, put your boots on, sprint outside naked, piss as fast as possible in an acceptable spot and kick some frickin snow it like a gentleman. No better feeling than getting back into your still-warm bag after being half naked in -30.
2 years ago
Anonymous
When it’s 3 am on a snowy summit, you think REAL hard whether you need to get up outside and pee or wait till at least the sun cracks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>When it’s 3 am on a snowy summit
You sleep clothed, and having to go outside and pee is one of the reasons why. You would know, if you ever knew what the frick you were talking about.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I see you’ve never camped in the winter, so I’ll explain. It’s a matter of how inconvenienced you want to be, and how long you want to be uncomfortable. A pee bottle is just faster, but only marginally so. The other options are to step out of your tent and pee wherever (which necessitates shoes and a headlamp), or just open the door and let it fly (not recommended, unless the smell of your own piss doesn’t bother you).
A pee bottle is definitely a better option if you’re in a crowded camp, which would otherwise requires walking a little further. But there’s probably gonna be some splashes or dribbles that end up in the outside of it. It’s not something id risk; I get up walk a ways to avoid urine stink.
No matter which way you go, you have to unzip your bag or toss your quilt to the side. With a pee bottle you’re tucked back into bed pretty quickly.
oh my god we have peebottlers in this very thread, as a tropical climate dweller I am excited
can you confirm that the 96oz nalgene collapsible water bottle is the perfect travel latrine and does a good pee bottle also necessarily double as a good drinking bottle?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he couldn't reply to
>When it’s 3 am on a snowy summit
You sleep clothed, and having to go outside and pee is one of the reasons why. You would know, if you ever knew what the frick you were talking about.
Fricking A lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine peeing in the north pole and the pee freezes while it shoots out and you have to pull the icicle from your willy that would be painful haha
When I was an actual alcoholic I used to hike up to my camp spot with 10 tallboys (or a couple of wine boxes) stuffed in my pack and get absolutely shitfaced after setting up then spend the next day reeling and swearing Id never do it again.
Glad I quit that disgusting shit.
Non-drinkers may find useful that taste in alcoholic beverages says a lot about the kind of person you are. It's kind of impressive how accurately you can match the brand of beer cans you see on the street with Black folkhit people. It's almost as precise as people who own pitbulls and moroner zoomer wienersuckers who think you're an alcoholic for enjoying a beer once in a blue moon.
More like in the middle of the hike, but yes it is extremely comfy. I pretty much only hike for the sandwich, chips, and beer at the top of the mountain. The views are nice too I guess.
Yeah, not being a degenerate alcoholic who needs to poison his body at every opportunity.
Spoken like someone with an active Facebook account.
>Moral grandstanding sipping a beer
>AnOn Is EnJoYiNg HiMsElF inNcOrReCtLy
>he doesn't like water
Reeeeeee someone has a different opinion to me I must attempt to insult them, sad lads very sad
Mad alcoholics. The first step is admitting you have a problem, maybe you'll get there some day.
Calm down mohammad
Non drinker myself but I don't feel the need to comment like you do, hence the sad comment
Stop tempting sinners, Lucifer.
Tbh
How is this at all relevant to the topic of the thread
It's okay to admit that beer tastes bad and people like OP are drinking it for the image.
You were the reason this meme was created and you should have a nice day
Keep pretending then.
He's right you know, keep on seething on loser
Absolutely. I won't let anyone in on your secret. Gotta keep the image up.
Have you ever drinked a IPA? Or only shitty lagers?
I don't know what "drinked" is.
"Drinked" is the logical past tense of "to drink." As opposed to the simple past tense, "drank"
I love beer. I'm fricking suffering during this IPA hell we live in. IPA is the worst possible beer to suggest to someone who "doesn't like beer."
my friend says they taste like sewer, and he's not wrong
No offense, but just because you don't like beer and you only drink semen by the gallons it doesn't mean that everyone has shit taste like you.
a lot is bad, probably most. some is genuinely good. i dont understand this comic outside of xkcd being autistic.
Makes more sense when you realize he's a soiboi bugman and probably gets pressured into drinking IPAs most of the time.
He's right you know.
huh it's almost as if people have different tastes
>king midwit doesn't understand the purpose of alcohol
>doesn't understand the purpose of alcohol
Alcohol has an unbelievably broad range of quality. Wine has the highest variance by far, but beer swings pretty hard as well. You can definitely still force yourself to drink pisswater tier beer but I've tasted wine that I had to pour down the sink.
I also think Americans have a warped view of drinking because drinkers in the USA chug alcohol like fricking sponges. So you see everyone who enjoys a glass of wine at lunch or a shot of liquor every now and then as an alcoholic which is plain moronic, especially since your lifespan on average is 20 years shorter than ours.
My point with this post is that despite the culture in the USA that alcohol has a purpose, that is, getting shitfaced, alcoholic beverage simply have a good taste and that's why they exist. It's pleasurable to have a little glass of cognac or grappa in front of a fireplace.
>muh taste
Congratulations moron: you also don't understand the purpose of alcohol.
>your lifespan on average is 20 years shorter than ours
lmao lol
Gotta keep the image up!
Only correct answer
lmao all these (you)'s from desperate, coping addicts
stay true, my man, you're absolutely right
Lmao based, can’t stand beer bro’s or every camping video “today with dinner we’re having a triple hopped bitter McCum brew”
Beer bros somehow manage to be even more obnoxious than your average summertime camper which is saying a lot
I literally drink at least twice that much every day by myself, and my shit is together.
That is some amateur shit, making a big ass mess and shit.
Take thiamine.
>and my shit is together
your failing liver disagrees
>my shit is together
Keep lying to yourself, you know deep down you have a problem. You’re drinking to fill a void
>calls others degenerate
>posts on this website
sad
I like water
Coffee
A drink on the summit is always good. I tend to drink alcohol after the trip, but I've had kvass, so it probably feels amazing.
Cheers, king
Hot coffee from my thermos and a subsequent rolled cigarette with good tobacco on a snowy summit in the winter. Doesn't get much better than that.
Hot veggie broth has been the most based shit ever in a thermos. So fricking good.
Gross. I can’t think of anything worse than beer after doing something active. It’s a pretty dumb meme. Let me guess; you drink out of your shoe at the summit.
I used to run 10Ks pretty regularly. Always wanted beer and spaghetti or pizza after.
There's a difference between having A beer and getting shitfaced and dehydrating yourself. moron
a /sip/ at the end of your hike
Nah pal I'm sipping all hike, 3-8 cans depending on length. Thought me and ma bois were the only ones. Few schmowks if I'm feeling cheeki too
not a beer guy, but whatever floats you boat my guy. personally a smirnoff or some good ol' iced tea is my /sip/
no idea why would anyone carry a case of beer with them when liquor was an option
hip flask is reserved for the summit old boy
of all the PrepHole threads i didnt expect this one to immediately devolve into a shitflinging contest
to answer your question, no. having a beer off the back of your truck with your buds is a great way to transition back to the normal routine. although having an irish coffee or something around a fire is also quite dank.
Rather blast a joint but beer is good as well
Whiskey
I take a tallie with me up a mountain just to watch the other climbers jealous faces when they see me at the top with it.
McAfee's Knob?
Wrong hemisphere, mt cooroora, 'straya.
Summit sip is the best sip. I don’t even like alcohol that much, but it just feels right.
>I don’t even like alcohol
Foliose lichen, edible.
We take in tall cans of high ABV IPAs to get started, and then go to whiskey or bourbon.
Last time I drank about 24oz of 94 proof after that beer. N-bombs were flyin, everyone was talkin shit. Loads of fun.
Nothing lifts spirits like drinking at the end of a long hike and having some warm food.
IPAs are for the Gays
post hands
Now you
Nice hands can I taste them
yea ask your mom
since we're talking about drinking
>wanted to get a collapsible water bottle because bladders are too weird for me but solid bottles are bulky
>see a Nalgene "Cantene" collapsible bottle
>96oz
>noice
>see reviews
>great pee bottle
>it's great for peeing in!
>I am a senior citizen so I bought this bottle as a pee bottle, works great
>I use this for camping with my family, thanks to the 96oz capacity it stores all of our pee
disgusting
>leaks
>breaks
fugg
I really like the idea of using a collapsible water bottle so I can stow it away once it's empty, but they all suck. I don't wanna use a hydration bladder.
What's IPA like? It exploded here as well, there used to be red beer, blonde beer, weiss, etc. I always drink the red malty kind of beer
I use hydrapak, usually carry a 4L that I fill up at night and use for cooking dinner/breakfast and topping off my other water storage vessels before setting out in the morning. Works well for me, just don’t try to use a squeeze filter with it or anything stupid like that.
>4l hydrapak
There are complaints that this one leaks too, as well as a "plastic smell". Meh. I've used Nalgene bottles (the hard translucent HDPE ones) to store liquids from chemicals to inks to water and they have not leaked a single drop in the 15 years I've been using them. I fancied the idea of a collapsible bottle but I'd rather have something I can trust in full. If it were me I'd only carry steel containers but my one 800ml bottle weighs enough already.
Pee bottle??? To lazy to go outside your tent or sumthing?
>Not being afraid of the dark
The explanation they gave is that when you're in your tent at night and it's -20C outside you don't want to leave your tent if you need to pee.
Kek just for curiosities sake how cold is it inside a tent at -20 or do they pee in their sleeping bag too
I see you’ve never camped in the winter, so I’ll explain. It’s a matter of how inconvenienced you want to be, and how long you want to be uncomfortable. A pee bottle is just faster, but only marginally so. The other options are to step out of your tent and pee wherever (which necessitates shoes and a headlamp), or just open the door and let it fly (not recommended, unless the smell of your own piss doesn’t bother you).
A pee bottle is definitely a better option if you’re in a crowded camp, which would otherwise requires walking a little further. But there’s probably gonna be some splashes or dribbles that end up in the outside of it. It’s not something id risk; I get up walk a ways to avoid urine stink.
No matter which way you go, you have to unzip your bag or toss your quilt to the side. With a pee bottle you’re tucked back into bed pretty quickly.
>A pee bottle is definitely a better option if you’re in a crowded camp, which would otherwise requires walking a little further.
are you a woman? con you really not pee, while someone might be watching? lmao
What the frick anon.
I have been winter camping many times and have never heard of this. Just throw your ass out of your bag, put your boots on, sprint outside naked, piss as fast as possible in an acceptable spot and kick some frickin snow it like a gentleman. No better feeling than getting back into your still-warm bag after being half naked in -30.
When it’s 3 am on a snowy summit, you think REAL hard whether you need to get up outside and pee or wait till at least the sun cracks.
>When it’s 3 am on a snowy summit
You sleep clothed, and having to go outside and pee is one of the reasons why. You would know, if you ever knew what the frick you were talking about.
oh my god we have peebottlers in this very thread, as a tropical climate dweller I am excited
can you confirm that the 96oz nalgene collapsible water bottle is the perfect travel latrine and does a good pee bottle also necessarily double as a good drinking bottle?
>he couldn't reply to
You sleep clothed, and having to go outside and pee is one of the reasons why. You would know, if you ever knew what the frick you were talking about.
Fricking A lmao
imagine peeing in the north pole and the pee freezes while it shoots out and you have to pull the icicle from your willy that would be painful haha
Seek psychiatric help.
That sausage looks good
Getting your dick sucked while sipping that drink.
musty
When I was an actual alcoholic I used to hike up to my camp spot with 10 tallboys (or a couple of wine boxes) stuffed in my pack and get absolutely shitfaced after setting up then spend the next day reeling and swearing Id never do it again.
Glad I quit that disgusting shit.
Yeah, a fat joint of some Black Tuna strain.
Non-drinkers may find useful that taste in alcoholic beverages says a lot about the kind of person you are. It's kind of impressive how accurately you can match the brand of beer cans you see on the street with Black folkhit people. It's almost as precise as people who own pitbulls and moroner zoomer wienersuckers who think you're an alcoholic for enjoying a beer once in a blue moon.
More like in the middle of the hike, but yes it is extremely comfy. I pretty much only hike for the sandwich, chips, and beer at the top of the mountain. The views are nice too I guess.
you cant wait til you get home? get help man you got a problem. and pick up your trash homosexual.
Just as God intended