>be me
>taking tacticool pistol class in NC
>couple of us students decide to grab lunch somewhere
>guy next to me looking up places to eat
>happen to glance at his phone
>as he closes out a window it reads "/k/ - weapons"
>I can't help but grin
>phoneposter identified
>strike up conversation and buddies ever since
>we shoot together now whenever I visit up north
>he's pretty based
>also probably checking the catalog as I write this
Yeah literally dozens of them
I have met up with people from PrepHole irl at least 50 or 60 times and I'm not exaggerating
I had some dude from /b/ live at my house for 3 years in my spare bedroom
>I had some dude from /b/ live at my house for 3 years in my spare bedroom
The implication is that the /b/ro was able to leave and not shackled to the radiator. Not sure if buying this given that someone from /b/ is incredibly likely to have nobody notice when they disappear.
This was during project chanology period of /b/, he lived in my spare bedroom and slept on the carpet and didn't have a bed and didn't believe in beds
He was also a hard-core /tg/ poster, super deep into it
I still have all his d and d books
I was thinking of taking the no bed pill. Not buying a fricking matress for 30 gorrilian that gets lumpy and fricked up after 2 or three years. Rather just get used to the ground for backpacking and hobo'ing.
I never got used to it tbh. I think a cot was the perfect middle ground
Haven't had a bed in maybe 8 years. Bought one for $200 to shut up ex and we ended up fricking everywhere but the bed anyways. Ended up leaving it when I moved out. Coulda bought more ammo or something fun meh
I'll throw my experience in. Went bedless for probably north of 2 weeks due to rearranging and when it was good, it was really good. I mean no rolling, no moving, good back support as I was sleeping next to and in front of furniture. But it was ALWAYS a gamble whether or not I'd end up with something (even just a slightly wadded up blanket) under my ass or back which would end up creating a pressure point, leaving me sore the next morning. Back to sleeping in a bed and it's good. Foam mattress is good, especially with the stock memory foam cover over it. But the cover gets fricked up, which at least can be replaced, I assume.
Also, I imagine keeping your bed and blankets off the floor is good to reduce likelyhood of mice getting into your blankets in the winter when they really try their hardest to get in.
arent u afraid spiders will crawl on you when you sleep on the floor in the dark
I generally don't have spiders where I sleep, anon. I was more concerned with mice, really. And the spiders, if anywhere, are probably going to be up in the stuff on the wall right above the head of my bed, anyways.
sleeping bag, bro
hang it up over a door or whatever when not in use
>I still have all his d and d books
Aw. That sounds based. Olkdscool Tabletop RPG players are a higher level of person.
yeah we would play pathfinder and stuff, was pretty fun 2bh not really into it but it was fun
>yeah we would play pathfinder and stuff, was pretty fun 2bh not really into it but it was fun
>yeah we would play pathfinder and stuff, was pretty fun 2bh not really into it but it was fun
It turns out the nerds were the chads all along
Its not that uncommon.
I moved in with a buddy I’d met through /b/ for about a year and a half. Helped me get sober off of cocaine. I introduced him to his fiance even.
Name gay lies hahahaha
Dude all the /k/omandos Ive met are blue collar white and alcoholic....gods people.
Your fat and brown I bet
>/k/ommando
>Blue collar
>White
>Alcoholic
I am a beautiful and unique snowflake, god damn you.
>Can't wait to chug that boxed wine, in the garage (it's a secret), after work. Had to quit liquor or get a divorce.
wait you sound familiar
do you work upstairs or downstairs?
I am gods people by your definition
Everything i said is true
>long hair, gay, subaru
reddit
abnormal mn master race
Not my car, I drive a diesel truck
Cummins all the way brother
I'm God's people, he said so
I'm a blue collar alcoholic white man, yee haw Black person
Did you feed him estrogen and keep him as your little kitty femboy?
Yes, this was my post from back then
bruh. When is the nuclear apocalypse going down? I just can't take humanity's stupid shenanigans anymore.
This was the first post I'd ever seen that introduced me to the fact incels will take hormones and change genders just for sexual gratification. I knew these homosexuals were fricked in the head ever since.
how the hell do /k/ meetups happen I'm very lonely and would like friends who understand the things I say
Where do you live, lonelyanon?
I'm trans btw
I hope he ghosts you after this moronic thread.
hey Brian what's up
You are gay Josh
hello brian and josh
Be me MN bro
[Sell ak to another mn kommando meet irl
>Has buddy with him, both certified manlets.
> im 5'11 these guys were normal weight and look like normal people, but holy frick both these guys were like 5'6 or 5'7.
They were white thankfully
But yeah only thing noticeable about these guys was their height.
>I'm 5'11
everyone on /k/ is 5'7 anon, that's why we need to carry guns.
I'm 6'1" and asian
how big is ur dick
.5
You should carry a samurai sward.
I'm 6'4. Small hands tough.
6'4, big hands, but a frickin monster overbite. Honestly I'd trade at least 5 inches for 0 dental problems that frick my whole face up.
Have you tried transforming into Shrek?
6'3 and slightly oversized hands that cause me to make typos when phone posting.
Cursed with a smol pp but I don't care because orgasms are like opinions: only mine matters and women shouldn't have them.
>only mine matters and women shouldn't have them.
You dog. Curse you for making me laugh.
unironically 5'7", never bothered me until I went to japan and realized I was still shorter than most guys my age.
blame your parents for feeding you processed ~~*"""food"""*~~ and don't make the same mistake
I blame genetics, also my parents were very much against the processed "food abominations" they saw when they moved to america. As for 'muh genetics!" the italian army wouldn't take my grampa in the late 30's because he was too short, it wasn't until the war and his gestapo service they let him in to go compete in the african tankery tournament.
He was too short, by 1930's italian standards! I think I turned out ok considering that.
>my parents were very much against the processed "food abominations" they saw when they moved to america
Based
I ate tuna casserole for the first time in my life at 23 at a friends house, shit was like some amazingly weird foreign food! This is why there is a mcdonalds in every italian city, processed shit is super novel when you're not accostomed to it.
you guys are fricking morons. it is all genetics. I am not fricking around, I am 6'4 and in my youth I ate like a fricking gremlin. boxed mac n cheese every day, absolutely no meat, had to be on vitamins otherwise I would've been anemic cus my only source of iron was the milk in my bowl of sugar flakes every morning. I ate nothing but straight ~~*(food*~~) every single day for the first 17 years of my life and ended up 6'4. of course I was a fricking skeleton, and I didn't fix that until I started eating more.
>you guys are fricking morons. it is all genetics.
did you even attempt to readthe posts you moronic nigg nogg?! I may be a 5'7" manlet but at least I'm not a moronic (you)
>also tuna casarole is delicious, I'f don't know you're missing out!
oh it is entirely my parent's fault but not because of muh cornsyrup or genetics but because they fed me ADHD medication when I was young
the doc warned them about the high chance of it severely stunting my growth and they went about it anyway
lol. lmao.
Counterpoint:
Both of my parents were short to average height. I ate the most heavily processed garbage available. Was on every conceivable ADHD drug at one point or another AND I grew up in a notorious "cancer cluster" conspicuously near to many, many chemical plants. Would watch the night sky flash orange in all directions as they burned off byproducts of runaway processes. Paint peeled off new cars after 2-3 years. Every outside dog died of cancer.
Somehow I'm a 6'3 cisgender man in my 40s, relatively healthy considering I'm a redneck fricktard.
well life is just one big dice roll then, isn't it
5’5” Tunnel rat reporting for duty. Where the holes at?
5'11 reporting in. I have the hands of a daddy's boy who stays home playing videogames all day. If I punched someone trying to steal my wallet my arm would break in six different pieces.
5'7" reporting in
/k/
50% mn
50% gay
>mn kommando meetup ends with 3 Black folk shot and everyone arrested
why is your state so gay?
Krauts
>why is your state so gay?
>all some homosexual thing
Checks out. Am 5'7" 135 lbs
Yeah I did. We had gay sex afterwards.
I think his name was Lucas Botkin or something.
>Yeah I did. We had gay sex afterwards.
>I think his name was Lucas Botkin or something.
LucasB? I met him. He dropped an icecream in my lap in the car and then sucked me off. Did not speak afterwards and just dropped him at the range and went home because I think he slipped something in my sprite. Just went straight home washed my dick with water with a drop of bleech in it and passed out for like 20 hours. tbhtbh still feel a little nauseous thinking about it. He has a strange high pitched giggle and kept talking about meeting his sister
Maybe after shooting on a hot day, you can drink a few beers with him and show him your bussy.
I introduced my best friend in college to /k/. We went to the range and shot a SCAR. I dropped out and picked up a trade. Nick, I hope you ended up buying that Barretta APX.
>I introduced my best friend in college to /k/. We went to the range and shot a SCAR. I dropped out and picked up a trade. Nick, I hope you ended up buying that Barretta APX.
I flew to another continent to frick a girl I met on PrepHole, /k/ommandos are kinda boring.
>girl
I did the same thing, too, and now she's my wife. Also, I found out a friend was a /k/ommando because someone posted a /k/ meetup pic with him in it. The faces were censored, but I could tell it was him from a mile away lol
Yeah
>took a welding class
>was the same day PrepHole split from regular chan
>doubleBlack person was still alive and well
>person in question recognized a skull pepe patch I wore
>I did it out of contrast to all the punisher skulls that floated around everywhere in the class
>a lot of people thought it was a seals reference so that was kinda funny
>when I asked I was just like
>"yeah"
>/k/uck went behind my back like a gay to blame me when a Black person dropout started blaming the instructor for skipping classes and being racist etc.
>luckily I had a couple friends in class who took up for me
I knew it was the lurker because the instructor was like "Anon said you were talking shit" but I was able to clear myself up
second time was a doubleBlack person at a 40k match. I knew him from before I started wearing patches and stuff, just acquaintances, and recognized the shirt and stuff and was like
>"Hey you're good people!"
we all had a triumvirate banter thing going on because he and I knew some natsoc stuff but weren't full on natsocs and our other friend was a israelite. Funny thing is me and the israelite were talking about starting a food truck because we're both formally trained cooks and liked cajun food. Would've been sitcom worthy.
My roommate in the AF back in 2010 was who got me into PrepHole. I knew it existed since myspace days and I went to the scientology protest in denver, but I owe my full on conversion to the roomie. Basically helped memed ron paul once /misc/ was formed, especially when cnn cut the afghanistan vet's feed for supporting RP.
Most recent non /k/ poster I've come into contact with was my old partner, who recognized my 8 of clubs "path of light" patch on my medic kit, and revealed he was a /b/tard.
>when I was asked*
frick, humble sage for double posting
>Funny thing is me and the israelite were talking about starting a food truck because we're both formally trained cooks and liked cajun food. Would've been sitcom worthy.
I had a israelite friend for awhile and we were going to start a israelite-themed cover band and call it "Yids Bop"
Real disappointed that nobody liked my "Yids Bop" idea
Isreally funny dude
You meet uneducated, moronic gun users all the time.
there is this guy at the restaurant I work at, who has way more guns than I do, that i suspect to be a closet /k/ommando.
>Meet people from /tg/
>Normal white people, they have jobs.
>Meet people from /k/
>beaners pretending to be white.
>live with parents still, no job.
>Go to a /k/ meet on the west coast.
>It's all fricking beaners.
>Short, manlet NEETS everywhere.
>Everyone shooting PSA ARs, maybe a M&P Sport II.
>Some leo-trade in glocks and Taurus GC2s.
>do any of you guys have jobs?
>lmao no, i'm not a wagie bro
>One of them is literally 5'6
>he's at least 280
>is bragging to everyone how he doesn't tip his door dash drivers.
>he's like 19 or 20
>literally does not have a single tooth in his mouth
>stereotypical viking shit tattooed all over his arm
>yeah bro i'm so white, fricking Black folk ruining this country
>hey buddy whats your name
>will
>Whats your actual name.
>w..wilfredo
>lol
>Shoot my Sig 556, Model LC and my Arsenal some
>wow cool anon! How did you get those? ive been wanting a SLR forever
>I bought them, because I have a job.
>o-oh, never had a job before
>one of them starts to rant about the dreaded wöman
>guy with no teeth starts to show me all the pictures of his dads cars, claiming their his.
>his dad is in every single picture
>'haha yeah this 1967 mustang is totally m-mine.."
>What type of transmission does it have?
>uh manaul
>three speed, four speed?
>get a blank look back
>leave
Midwest /k/ is where it's at bud
Midwest /k/ is both peak comfy and peak memes.
Midwest /k/ meets are dead since 2019.
I miss old /k/
also witnessed
I knew Satan was a /k/ommando
Some fat guy at the Walmart gun counter had an anime patch on his hat, fairly certain he is from the patch threads
Not from /k/, maybe they crosspost- but I have met up and ridden motorcycles with a few of the daily bike thread dudes on PrepHole. Both were good dudes. From what I see on /k/ I wouldn't want to be around like 95% of you fricking spergs unless I wanted to end up with a bullet in my skull.
Yea a couple of them.
Some were very Autistic and didn’t really separate memes from IRL others were cool
No and I wouldn’t want to
I caught one of my old troops browsing /k/. He's also in the Miramar brig right now for CP...
Never met any but I’d bet every gun I own my dad could do more push-ups than any poster on this boards dad
my dad could beat up your dad
How many pushups can your old man do anon?
When I went to this year's furry fiesta there was a black dude attending and he had a bunch of /k/-esqe patches on his backpack. I also saw a dude decked out as a russian soldier wearing adidas shit too.
>furry fiesta
(you)
Frickloads.
I used to attend and later organize meets/minimeets. I still probably would do it today if work hadn't become as brutal on me and my social life as it has been.
You wouldn't think there would be many /k/ posters in CA but through the sheer size of the population and internet savvy young people there actually are. Still, it allowed me to meet a very broad spectrum of interesting, awesome and occasionally odd people.
The vast majority of people are absolutely great and I have made some very good friends who I am still very close to from /k/, more than a few got a couple screws loose but are fundamentally good people who mean well even if it doesn't always come across right and a very small handful are genuinely shit people who I want nothing to do with.
I have met a lot of confirmed and even more suspected /k/ posters outside these meets. Out of everyone under 30 into guns who uses the internet it's about I'd say a 1/5 chance that they post here and a 1/2 chance that they have at least browsed /k/ a few times. I don't know if /k/ is more obscure or perhaps taboo in other areas but where I'm at it's not exactly a secret club.
Have all these meetups been in Socal and CenCal? I'm up here in Humboldt and I know there's probably 2 or 3 kommandos up here with me but I have a feeling that I definitely wouldn't want to meet them. Just a gut feeling.
The ones we used to do were primarily around the SF Bay but we went up to Norcal pretty often and even had a few anons from Redding joining in. We had some anons come up from SoCal but usually unless we drove down all the way to meet them they'd inevitably complain that it was too far.
CA is a pretty big state so arranging meets is kind of like herding cats. Our most common meet area was just off I5 near Firebaugh which is pretty much the exact middle of the state and even that compromise made few people happy.
i was in Humboldt a couple months back knew of someone on the tagmap site that tried to set up a meet to go explore some shit but i had already left.
Reminds me of that k meetup I saw a while ago
Jesus. I never want to meet any of you fine people.
im normal anon you can trust me
My favorite was the shenanigans from the wisconsin meetup and the 3 weeks of absolute ass hurt screeching on /k/ that followed.
Sounds like a good time
I know a kid who is diagnosed autistic and into guns, but everything he knows seems to be from Tarkov and the like so I doubt he comes here. A few of my friends from high school used the site otherwise though, and they were about as insufferable as I imagine I am.
Yeah I know a few, surprisingly I’ve met way more /misc/acks in my life
Haven't had the pleasure to OP, I'm the only "kommando" in my area far I know
The only people I know irl who come here are transplants that started out on /misc/ because of the 2016 election and are likely the cause of many boards being objectively shittier than they were in the past
Didn't want to start a new thread for this, but I'm a newgunz and I just got some Federal 12ga Top Gun #8 (picrel) thinking it was basically bird shot. But I noticed that the package says for clay shooting. I wanted to load my home defense shotgun with the first shell being birdshot and then the rest would be 00 buck. Is this #8 basically birdshot? Or is it even weaker?
Why would you load your gun with different ammo moron? You sound like those boomers explaining why they need 3 different types of ammo in their snub 22. At minimum you need #4. If you can't find that then #00
I have plenty of #00. I guess my question is just if that #8 Federal is the same or weaker than birdshot?
Bigger number = more pellets = less individual mass = less power
I understand that, thanks. But on the box it says it's for clay and targets, does that mean it's not powerful enough for even birds?
You could google it like an adult but basically its primarily a target load. Can be used for hunting like pidgeons and quails and stuff, primarily at closer ranges. Get something else for hunting.
I'm assuming you are also
We are probably in agreement on this: "warning" rounds, or using birdshot/target loads as your first round as a deterrent is pants-on-head moronic.
If you are pointing a weapon at someone, you've already made the decision you're willing to fire. Use whatever is appropriate for your environment, but shoot to kill.
$0.02
I'm
Birdshot from <5 yards will frick you up and the spread would be greater than buckshot. I live in a small apartment and I need to worry about over penetration.
a shotgun's power depends a lot on how concentrated the force of impact is. when it's spread out over hundreds of birdshot impacts it's very weak BUT at short enough ranges when the shot is still in the wad birdshot behaves like a slug.
?t=496
>taking gun advice from Dave Chapelle stand up
Fricking moron
If you want the absolute best balance of killing power and reduced penetration go with #4 BUCKshot not to be confused with just #4 shot.
Shotguns are a great choice for home defense but you need to learn this weapon.
Take it to a range, and fire the ammo type you are going to use.
Unrelated: What type of shotty did you get?
bait
Target loads are low-power, high consistency, high dispersion cheapo ammo only really good for target shooting. It'll kill someone, obviously, but only at shorter ranges.
t. Trap-shooting autist
Where would you suggest classes? I looked at one near Raleigh and the schedule was awkward as frick. Initial mandatory class only once a month, sold out 3 months in advance & 4 to 9pm.
That's a late fricking day to be shooting.
>be me
>/k/ poster
>i know me
yeah OP i know someone
/k/ meets are fun.
Yeah, fricker was in the same platoon as me. He loved hunting and was pretty based. A genuinely cool dude overall.
On one of my ships I noticed a guy phoneposting on the messdeck on /k/. Super chill dude and we went shooting a couple times, still hit each other up every now and then to check in even though that was a few years back.
There was also a GM on board who was also /k/ that I tried to avoid because he reeked and was fatbody and would sit on the messdeck and watch the Fate anime by himself.
i used to work at a very, very large gun store and it was pretty easy to tell at a glance
>actually have been asked "do u hav NUGGET" multiple times
yes c**t there's several in fricking crate on the floor go put those glasses of yours to some use
>actually have been asked "do u hav NUGGET" multiple times
no way
what do people who ask this unironically look like
either very greasy and twiggy or FRESHLY 18 and still has babyfat
that being said, a decent amount of the other relatively obvious /k/ommandos were pretty ok, i just cant get over hearing "nugget" and "boating accident" in person
>boating accident
This has spilled over into normie culture
How do you even get into these sekrit club meetings?
First you need to get rid of your sense of self preservation
yeeeeeeears ago there used to be a /k/ steam group where a bunch of anons would get together and play Red Orchestra, Insurgency, Project Reality, and a few other hardcore shooters. Everyone was chill and kept the moronation to a minimum, I don't think it could be replicated today.
Normalgays were a mistake
But if you're a normalgay, you can make enough money to do interesting things...
plenty of rich neets from crypto
Plenty more even more broke ones. Not like there are too many rich ones after the recent crash...
You posted a soimanddo
Not a kommando
>be me, inna Army
>be deployed to the Cinderblock Ghetto aka MOUT
>my squad has cleared out a three story terrorist HQ and heading back out
>we do a quick headcount
>one of new morons failed to come back down the stairs for some reason
>we shout his name, he pops his head out the window
>squad leader yells "do I have to come up to that attic and rescue you like Anne Frank?!" or something along that line
>having my brain fully infected with /k/ and PrepHole memes at this point, I say reflexively say half-under my breath "if I wanted to save Anne Frank, I would have joined the Confederate Army"
>"yeah, and make her pregnant too, right?"
>turn my head around
>it's this n(igg)erd from another squad who was standing right behind me
>mfw met a fellow PrepHolener that day
both of you should have died
Worked at a coop for a while and a guy there wore a /k/ scarf and flecktarn during winter. We never talked though he ended up an heroing.
You could have made a difference by giving a brojob
he actually had a gf and hella guns according to some other people that had worked with him longer so not sure that would've helped.
>YWN look like that
Why even try bros?
ywnbaw
Who said anything about wanting to be a woman? He's just a cute boy who I'll never compare to
ywnbafb
What's this mean?
You will never be a Facebook?
you will never be a fem boy
Sad but true. There is no grater pain then aging out of femboyhood
I won't scatter your cuteness to the heartless years.
I will always be in you.
Plant your wiener in me.
I won't see you end as bottoms.
You're all femboys.
Frick ya mudda
Only literal subhumans are into "fem boys". These real weird creeps with "ironic humour" who are into homosexual and pedophilic crossdressing and transvestism. I'm sick of seeing this shit. Groomers need to be shot.
<3
big hairy dudes are the best providers of manlove
I know this is bait maybe with a bit of "irony", but I wanna say I hate how pozzed /k/ is. Don't get monkeypox.
normie get out reeeeee
>Only literal subhumans are into "fem boys"
Not always true, I used to get groomed by Chad when I was 13
ywnbaw
pills! now!
Post the source already, please.
You don't want that.
said it back then, say it again, you Black folk ain't never seen sweetened condensed milk, nor cum
t. ate the brownies
neg, I swallow cum when not in brownies
have a nice day /soc/Black folk
imagine an autistic /k/ poster shooting you because you said berserk is not a good manga. no thanks
Name 2 examples
>Imma victim of gun violence!
Bruh! tis litterally but a scratch! I've walked away fine with just my own first aid with much worse flesh wounds in the couple of motorcycle crashes I've enjoyed. I bet he didn't even have to scrub his beta ass toe "injury" with a brush and hot soapy water!
I would like to know more
>They're shooting at each other now
i've met and shot with many. so far, so good. all awesome guys
didnt someone nut in the brownies at one of these meetups once
They always meet up innadesert out here and I'm not interested in getting accidentally shot by some mongoloid outside of cell service.
>central arizona
and I'm sure they're all beaners
come out and shoot sometime once you remove the stick from your ass
no
>be me
>Go to super se/k/ret California shoot
>Inna desert
>Nods, full auto guns and uncucked raifus (which I am sure were legal)
>Shoot full auto tracer fire into the night
>We get a little tipsy start singing anime and rhodesian troopie songs
It was really comfy tbh
Shame the homosexuals don't kill eachother in real life more, would finally improve the board a bit.
I did in the past, but I certainly would not now. I have too much to lose IRL, and as far as I'm concerned you lot are glowBlack folk and/or patsies unless proven otherwise.
I’ve met a surprisingly large number of /k/ommandos in the marine corps. In the MEPS hotel room the night before I shipped my roommate talked to me about James Mason, the history of the American natsoc movement and fascist paramilitaries, and bizarrely enough discord drama about a fascist femboy for FIVE HOURS nonstop. I gave him my discord so we could keep in touch but the fricker never added me. Frick you grant, autistic fricker.
>/k/ in the Marines
Jesus frick yeah, nearly half the doods I worked with either knew about PrepHole or posted on PrepHole.
>fascist femboy
Why is this so common?
Unironic kile propaganda
Any meetups in texas?
nope, none at all, go away
Black person are you autistic? Why do you talk like that
Yes, that's why you aren't invited. No nonwhite normal gays allowed.
You're a nonwhite normalhomosexual yourself tho?
Any bros in Minnesota? I'm normal
yes, im not
>Any bros in Minnesota?
Yes.
>I'm normal
You're on /k/. So pretty sure what the average normie would consider normal and what you consider normal aren't even close.
Your*
>Any bros in Minnesota?
Yes.
>I'm normal
doubt.jpeg
Meeting /k/ommando's out in IRL is either absolutely based or cringe, there is no middle ground.
>meet a /k/ommando that is ultra based and browses /misc/
>vs an actual furry
Furry's deserve the rope.
My BIL is a /k/ommando
Hello Anthony
Senpai noticed my buddy's Belgian Brushstroke para smock at the diner after the bars
Have a (you), discord troony lads
Hi fren, hope we run into you again
me a (You)
based
>>not checking those dubs
cringe
Fate will decide
I'm 102% sure I'm the only person from my 3rd world shithole that browses /k/ and actually owns and carries a gun
Only at school.
are any of you guys from mississippi
God I cant even imagine spending time with /k/ users irl, reading their posts is bad enough. Thinking of hearing the stale memes in normal conversation and half baked epic banter would make me kms they wouldnt even need to ND me. /k/ is the most normie reddit cringe lord board for some reason.
I have a very good feeling you aren't much more bearable yourself
especially after reading the spew of shit that is that last sentence you hammered out
>normie reddit cringe lord detected
>first week of college
>see Korean guy with shirt that says “in case of emergency, grab SKS and go innawoods”
>the shirt has picrel’s design on it and says /k/
>I’m happy to see a /k/ homie in the wild
>go tell him “nice shirt” and give him a first bump
>he looks happy too
>everything went better than expected
Not counting at airsoft games?
This asian kid i went to highschool with commented on my kino pfp and some of the ratnik shit i had on my insta. This extremely smart and musically talented Asian kid turned out to be a /k/ gay and a slavaboo, you never really know who’s into degeneracy
No. I am alone on this barren continent.
t. europoor
Actually yes.
He was wearing flecktarn and somehow we got on the subject of goverment and Rights and he went on a 37 minute rant on his ideal society that was some sort of beaurcratic nightmare mixing corporatism and the government in the Starship Troopers movie. Full autism infodump mode. I am not kidding. Never talked to him again.
Imagine if he TOPPED you on GRINDR?
I've seen maybe 3 guys at work browsing PrepHole and I know they're into guns, so it's likely they're on /k/.
Met a guy at the range once, young, skinny, wearing an MLP shirt, so he fits the demo.
Went shooting with a guy from MO /k/ once, went well, was a cool dude
Lmao imagine not having irl childhood, highschool, college friends that you spend time doing everything from drinking to shooting.
Are you all autistic? I legit dont know how you can go through life without making at least a couple of friends...
>has irl friends
git out you don't belong here
My friends I've had forever who shoot are way pickier about shooting conditions than me, won't go out if it's too hot, too cold, raining, snowing, etc. But I've met some people on /k/ who are more open to shooting in adverse weather.
This, my normies just don't have the intensity I want. Meanwhile some rando I met on /k/ would be more than happy to ruck through sticky jungle if it means a chance to larp with somebody else
>druk posting
>on my /k/?
Why would someone lie on the internet?
I moved around a lot in school and got tired of making new friends. Then most of my 20 something friends OD'd, got arrested, or got shot. Now I'm 30 and meet people at political meetings and hang out with a certain crazy ex cia man who wrote books and was on Alex jones lol. I can post proof tmrw when I go to my mum's to slave away screenprinting.
what should i say to someone to become friends with them
Idk man ask em if they'd tell anyone if they woke up with a sore butthole. Go from there
I stopped talking to about 80% of my irl friends. I unironically talk to more/k/ chads now than just do people from "the before times" since almost all of em turned homosexual as hell.
I do all that minus the /k/ chads. I am just alone now. My old friends are just insufferable woke losers. Pro "hardcore feminists". Last I saw about my one friend, he was bragging about scheduling his vasectomy to protest the Roe v. Wade decision.
>bragging about scheduling his vasectomy to protest the Roe v. Wade decision
>sterilizing yourself to own the cons
If I'd read something like that 5 years ago I would've assumed LARP, but now...
>stopped talking to about 80% of my irl friends.
>I do all that minus the /k/ chads.
Actually, same here but 80% -> 99% and with new friends. Old friends didn't turn "woke" but just turned moronic/inconsiderate/rude and increasingly talked to other people to the point I rarely got to talk with anyone. Sad to just up and leave an old familiar friend group, but when you've realized it for a while trying to ignore it and just finally have the moment/encounter that finally pushes you to just leave, it's cathartic in a way. Finally free to find people that aren't fricking idiots. I miss them sometimes, but while it's hard to say, I don't miss them, I miss who they used to be.
I met a guy at the range who complimented my flecktarn woobie. "Thanks. It feeds my autism." "wait a sec..."
/k/ommando confirmed and have been buddies for years.
>be at new job
>talking about morons for some reason
>refer to their handlers as wranglers by mistake
>one guy laughs
We hang out and play vidya now.
Tardtales are a universal male pasttime
>work innafactory
>get introduced to a new guy while walking to my station
>make small talk with him
>he's wearing standard "grey man" attire that's super fricking conspicuous
>tacticool pants, baggy shirt, baseball cap with the local team on it, combat boots, etc.
>while walking he never has a hand more than a foot away from his left side
>conversation is basically forced towards guns
>asks if I like guns, if I carry, what's factory policy on carrying
>tell him I do, and say "the rule on carrying here is don't ask don't tell"
>doesn't pick up on that hint at all
>says he is a growing internet personality, has some dumbass generic guntuber name
>says "I bet you didn't know I was carrying today, huh?"
>say "left side appendix"
>looks visibly shocked
Now I have a fake guntuber that thinks I'm a firearms expert constantly "consulting" me about random normie tier gun facts
rofl
never reveal your power level
except when it is going to work out in a positive light
>become known as "that gun guy" at work
You fricked up bigtime, son. Best you could hope for is that fake guntuber is even more autistic than you are so that you can throw him under the bus when the heat is on.
Different anon here, I'm not only known as the gun guy, but the old gun guy.
Send help. They keep selling me milsurp.
>they keep selling me milsurp
Sell me some then kek
Pretty much me. I go to the range every month, have 17firearms. I didn't reveal my power level until other people I worked with did the same to me. I'm very defensive about this topic because Red Flag laws are always trying to be passed. I vote and vote often so I've held the line in my state.
You're welcomed north east bros, but you homosexuals seriously gotta get involved more with voting and your community centers. Every year I get older, one step closer to the grave.
You sound like an incredible moronic homosexual and so do your imaginary acquaintances
I've met a few at a STALKER LARP once. I had a good time. There weren't even any furries, although they said that was just because he decided not to come, kek.
I was in a discord with stalker guys they are very cool. I got a new discord, got the link?
Sorry fren I don't use discord
Dang, I got logged out of my old discord. The stalker LARPers seemed to be the coolest group on k imo
STALKER LARP? if its the one im thinking of, there were a LOT of furries there bud
kek.
cherno milsim?
Nah the Annual Ammo Plant Zone Expedition Extravaganza
ran into some guy with a /k/ patch on his surp flecktarn jacket in one of my criminal justice courses. We chatted for a bit then went our separate ways after the semester was up.
Hmmm, I wonder why. Perhaps he had business in Washington DC???
i forgot how moronic some of the people came dressed up to the jan 6 shit
>thinks that's jan 6
your newbie is showing b***h
that was a year before that, but you wouldn't know war tourist
He got arrested for the capitol spergout in the same getup though. lol, lmao even.
source?
that video is from 2020
>https://seditiontracker.com/suspects/jason-blythe.html
>https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/fort-worth-man-accused-of-assaulting-officers-in-jan-6-attack-on-us-capitol/287-4279f8a0-e261-4b8a-9909-ae3c50b01630
>https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/texas-man-arrested-charges-assault-law-enforcement-during-jan-6-capitol-breach
>https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/51763534/
Get with the times, newbie. He's probably going to take down what's left of the texas discord server too. lol, lmao even.
Dumbass needs to wear a mask and not bring his electronics with him.
This is basic sruff.
woops
imma be real my homie i havent used /k/ in a while, mostly just discord servers
That def ain't him. Same patch and similar coat though.
No because I live in complete isolation and kill people as a vocation
I went shooting with a guy from the /k/angaroos discord a while back, Fata if you're reading this how the frick do I get to loop in synthetik I keep getting smoked at Mil Bay.
On a side note, Okay Bungins
Met one at the tech school I went to.
We don't hang out anymore but he was an alright guy.
lmaoo that reminda me of that post about some well off guy that kept an asian exchange student locked under his bed and fed his estrogen
No, I'm not feeding Thomas isn't Asian and I'm not feeding him estrogen.
Several but I left none alive.
yes, we spent some time filtering out the complete homosexuals and now were all pretty good frens now. Honestly the oddest thing about meeting them was that most of these guys weren't neets or losers, like you end up finding vets, stem students and legit chads. even the more autistic(they all are) ones can manage to hide it when needed.
>tfw ostracised from state /k/ group for not being a married homeowner
Give it a few years and you will be ostracised from their homosexual community for not being a divorcee who lives in a rented trailer. All of the groups on these threads are created by a couple of homosexuals and probably the same ones to find people to drug and rape or their children if available. Don't say you were not warned because that is what I am doing now, warning you. To give an example quite regularly there used by lots of threads full of stupid photos of idiots at a /k/ theme'd meetup called nuggetfest, yes cringe but it was so, jokes about sperm in brownies ensues. However no one will mention WHY it stopped will they or WHY a certain person was banned on pain of bullets from approaching others. Ah why you say? Homosexual rape is the answer plus a very strong possibility of at least one body that was buried in scrub not far from tents. Let us hear them deny it.
Stories?
This is defnitely a homosexual thing, at least for several of the participants.
>This was the first post I'd ever seen that introduced me to the fact incels will take hormones and change genders just for sexual gratification.
I knew this was all some homosexual thing
>>he's pretty based
>>also probably checking the catalog as I write this
Is this some sort of homosexual thing?
Where in NC? I’m in the Charlotte area
Beware the angry man in the Hawaiian shirt who wants to meet you and go shooting with you in the woods. Not even joking. Or maybe they caught him
I went on a camping trip with some randos and on of them was a /k/ommando. All around cool guy. Wish I'd stayed in touch with him really. He was a bit odd though, which is expected. Said he wouldn't go near microwaves and insisted they give you cancer.
Well they do give you cancer, like literally everything else in this dystopia
Don't know if he was an actual /k/ommando, but I was doing a thing with police and was following this guy around for a night.
>Big dude. 6'5, and uber fit. Not runner fit, but muscular fit. Red hair, and he just... stared at everything. Full on 'Griffith, hawk stare' tier staring. Never blinked, never relaxed.
>I've got awards, diploma's, and qualifications in verbal speech and communication, and I couldn't get this dude to carry a conversation past thirty seconds, it was like drawing blood from a stone.
>Dude spoke like a fricking robot. Not in an unnatural monotone, but he had practically no emotional reactions, defensiveness, pride, or general wit to his conversations. Everything was absolutely matter of fact with him. He wasn't autistic or anything, he was precise in his duties, but he certainly wasn't normal.
>Someone would make a remark about him being a meathead who's only in the police to do violence, and he'd just shrug and say "Yeah, that's accurate" or "Yeah, that's why I'm here".
>Every other police officer in the precinct entered the police to try and help people or society. Except, him.
>In his words he entered for "action" and "excitement". Immediately went into Armed Offenders squad, and then to Dog Squad for maximum aggression. No interest in conversation or doing things nicely. Only way one person in the precinct could develop report with him was by needling him until he had to respond. Even then, the same guy, also a big guy, confided in me that he was absolutely terrified of the idea of meeting a guy like him in the street. Never touched a martial art, but he was the runaway champion at the academy in self defense practice for sheer capacity to violence.
>Super tactical dude too, and incredibly switched on. Once criticized me for not actively checking corners before leaving a car, as opposed to passively. Also read a license plate going past him, in the darkness, while driving and talking, and identified it as a V.O.I nearly instantly.
Did he TOP you on GRINDR?
>Gay jokes.
Kek, no.
But he is precisely one of the two humans that I'd genuinely be apprehensive or fearful of, if I had to square up to them. And the other guy hit me three times in the face, loosened my teeth and gave me a small maxillary fracture despite a mouthguard and gloves. In training.
I'll fricking jump a gang member or a soldier or shit if they throw fists in the street, minimal hesitation. 90% of those dudes only have being feral Black folk, or some degree of conditioning.
I'd quite happily train with the two of them, and if given the choice, would do so selectively. But I'm not facing down either of them in a dark alleyway if I can help it.
>red hair
well yeah guy has no soul what do you expect
Sounds like a textbook psychopath.
>Be me
>Meet family member I haven't seen since childhood at a wedding
>Talk for a bit
>Find out he is based and redpilled
>Turn out he is in to 3d printing ~~*toys*~~ as well
>talk a lot since and designing our own ~~*toys*~~ together
are the toys dildos?
Did he TOP you on GRINDR with his ~~*TOYS*~~
I did during basic training, mf later got picked to go to West point, proud of him
Not /k/ but I used to post “meet up and fight” threads on /b/ back in 2012
Met a dude in Greenville SC at a gun show. He was like 6'4. His shoulders were massive but he had a bit of a beer gut. He was kinda scruffy looking but he was very knowledgable. He helped me haggle on a finn mosin and then we talked for like 2 hours and ended up getting lunch. He snatched the bill up before I could even look at it, said not to worry about it cause he enjoyed the company. It turns out he ran a big /k/ page a few years back that I followed. Sold patches and now he builds houses. All in all a pretty solid guy. A bit airheaded but he wore his heart on his sleve. Hope he's doing well.
no
I work at an LGS here in Australia and even though our shooting community is predominantly fudds and farmers I’ve seen my fair share of fellow /k/ommandos down under. Always pretty easy to spot;
>/k/ related patches or shirts
>fat
>potentially smelly
>socially awkward
And yet I love dealing with you frickers
Kek, I have also met /k/angaroos and can confirm.
I'm PrepHole so I meet PrepHole all the time
But the problem is that for everyone who lurks, there are ten people who farm content here for other platforms.
Look at /r/PrepHole, all those gays exist in meatspace as well
When I was in highschool I knew a guy that 100% browsed here and /misc/. He acted the way you would expect an underage to act
>lol i cant wait to finish school, im joining the army so i can shoot brown people
No idea if he got the chance to.
>tfw Cook county
>tfw Kill me
Any illinois anons have suggestions for ranges while we're talking?
no, but i've met a lot of people that i suspected were /k/ommandos
>planning your school shooting in your classes.jpg
No, for better or for worse.
I did find this site where morons on /k/ dox themselves. It's literally Google Maps but with pins that anons can place down to identify themselves in the hopes that other anons will be autistic enough to reach out to them, and I found out that there were three pins in the small town that I live in. No idea if they're still there though, or if the pins are even legit to begin with.
I'd hate to do "meetups" with people who I've met online. I used to have internet friends who I would chat with regularly but eventually I got sick of them and ghosted them all. If I'm that desperate for human interaction I'll invite my coworkers for a drink or I'll just play Arma, otherwise I'd rather not deal with morons.
>inb4 wow you're a sad loser
Okay. Whatever. I already tried everything else.
only one I met was a range trap. It was regular twink that I was hooking up with and I found him browsing /k/ on his phone after I was done blowing his back out. Didn't make any comments on it because I didn't want to keep him around much longer. He was getting too clingy so we both said no homo, and went our separate ways.
I had a guy in a gas station recognize my eotech hat, and end up showing me a picture of his rifle. Not sure if he visits /k/, but it seems like the kind of thing someone from /k/ would do.
I didn't have any pictures of my rifle on hand as I had just moved to a new phone, but I would have shown him mine as he showed me his had I had one on hand.
Anyone have a /k/ discord? I'm lonely and need frend
be super sus about discords, it's a glowie IP address harvesting scheme. and if the server does any TOS-violating shit, every single member gets b& and possibly v&
>Anyone have a /k/ discord? I'm lonely and need frend
Play Dungeons and Dragons
Even as a degenrate gay furhomosexual I do not trust anybody that uses discord as their primary means of communication.
what is YOUR primary means of communication?
probably telegram since he's a furgay
>what is YOUR primary means of communication?
4chins In fact this is the only place I communicate with other humans
Telegram. Previously Skype until microsoft acquired it and fricked it into the dirt.
I still technically have a discord account because telegram previously didnt allow peer to peer streaming, but I must insist- there’s just something about discord that turns people into absolute fricking shameless degenerates. There hasn’t been a single discord user I’ve encountered I would actively invite into my home unless a loaded gun was within reach.
>got a /k/ patch a few years back from se/k/ret santa
>use it while airsofting
>other player asked me where did I got it from
>pretty normal dude, never spoke about it again
Suprised me, but not a bad experience actually.
i dont really have friends anymore after 2020 exposed to me that normies are violently moronic
i still talk to my local kommando group and meet up with em a couple times a year but theyre not really friends either
yeah I ran into one of you fricks, morbidly obese open carrying a revolver b/c too lazy to get a carry permit. I knew he was /k/, because he was wearing fricking PrepHole shit for clothes. He stank.
Just wait until your new friend makes you brownies.
>see someone goes to /k/
>immediately know their entirely psyche
>feel sense of security and comfort
>btw this place isn't a circlejerk/hivemind
Met one in college, we were both donating blood and I noticed the “range trap” patch on his backpack. Quick convo, nothing else past that.
No but I've met a pol user irl. Hes an fso officer and a good buddy.