has gained possession of an Iowa class battleship what would they do with it?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assemble a crew to retrofit it for space warfare. We're gonna hunt and harass the Space Battleship Yamato with our superior speed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to Ukraine to destroy what's left of the Black Sea Fleet with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Montreux convention, moroné. Turkey won't allow you to do that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not sailing the empty ship through the Bosporus and shipping the weapons overland to circumvent the convention

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkey
        *Türkiye

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick off roach, it's Turkey and no amount of smelly brown b***hing will change it. I bet you call trannies "she" too don't you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off greekoid it's Türkiyöe. No amount of your broke seething will change that, now go back to not paying your debts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkey won't allow you to do that.
        short of naval mines, does Turkey have any weapons capable of sinking the Iowa?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          They have a frickton of anti-ship missiles, precision guided bombs, dumb bombs and torpedoes. They have about 35 surface combatants and 10 submarines and a frickton of aircraft

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately all crewed by Turks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Regular artillery should be pretty dangerous in such a narrow strait

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon there's a reason we don't build battleships anymore.
          It might limp through a couple of anti ship missiles, but on it's own it's not going to accomplish anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >does Turkey have any weapons capable of sinking the Iowa?
          Is your brain alright? Does it require assistance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure ships can enter the Black Sea if they are newly acquired with their home port in the Black Sea.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Uk tried to pull that last year to gauge the roaches response. They said beat sand. Ukers now have a baltic fleet of 1 ship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turkey can get the other shoe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of Turkey's coastal guns could penetrate it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >None of Turkey's coastal guns could penetrate it.
          How? Are we gonna line the haul up with reactive explosive armor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >could use it to sink "refugee ngo vessels" and save Europe
      >give it away to a bunch of subhuman slavs in their subhuman slavic slapfight instead
      cringe and homosexualpilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free.

      I would use an Iowa class battleship to continue my war against the Danish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cuck. Id use it to smuggle drugs and SEA prostitutes until i have enough of a nest egg to retire. Then id take that island full of jeet-nogs as my kingdom and have them worship me. Build a spam factory and work on subverting the phillipines and hawaii (i hate hawaiians bros)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return it to the wild, where she belongs.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those mark 7s are gonna either get bigger or turn into railguns.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She'll sail alongside the /k/arrier and the /k/laptrap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This homie knows the ancient texts. As commanding officer of the /k/arrier I would be honored to have an Iowa /k/lass with us. I'll open it up to the /k/rew. What's our first surface bombardment target?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oW6sXRy.jpeg

        /k/aptain’s log the /k/iowa day 29
        Due to the incompetence of the crew, our gps has been reduced to a barely functional status.
        This combined with the fact that the /k/iowa has lost track of both the /k/arrier and the /k/laptrap means she is cut off from both her allies. It does not help that the crew to quell their boredom have been taking potshots at random fishing boats with the 16 inch guns. also someone keeps leaving posters of a mangled umbrella with the text “the reckoning is near” in the mess hall

        I missed you, /k/aptain.
        Set course for Hawaii, I just want to get a pic of /k/Iowa and Missouri together.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oW6sXRy.jpeg

        /k/aptain’s log the /k/iowa day 29
        Due to the incompetence of the crew, our gps has been reduced to a barely functional status.
        This combined with the fact that the /k/iowa has lost track of both the /k/arrier and the /k/laptrap means she is cut off from both her allies. It does not help that the crew to quell their boredom have been taking potshots at random fishing boats with the 16 inch guns. also someone keeps leaving posters of a mangled umbrella with the text “the reckoning is near” in the mess hall

        would anyone mind if we take the long way to Hawaii so that we travel through the south china sea and can score a few military victories with those fishing boats?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Level everything in Western Yemen until it was uninhabitable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It already is uninhabitable anon. The ancient himyar mohel israelites returned to the surface
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himyarite_Kingdom

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    operate it as a Q ship, pretend to be a merchant mariner in pirate infested waters

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would marry her

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %C3%B1a

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately run it aground and start several fires trying to cook eggs
    None of us know what the frick we'd do with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was an engineer in the navy both surface fleet and diesel electric subs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations, you might be the only person in the discussions who's qualified to say you dont know enough to run it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah. Get back in the barrel

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blackjack and hookers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A most righteous riverboat she'll be!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perfect for riding up the yangtze

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In memory of your ill fated expedition.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will frick her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, gonna run around and stick my dick in every gun

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To whoever took the "L" from the "Motor Pool" sign, ha-ha, we are all very amused.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tonight's supper is baked beans, musical program to follow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice reference

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I immediately sail to Vladivostok and begin shore bombardment

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What should we call her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kiowa, duh

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What shall we call her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kiowa, duh

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somethingsomething anchor drifting or something.

    And then shoot sum ayyliens phoning home.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /k/aptain’s log the /k/iowa day 29
    Due to the incompetence of the crew, our gps has been reduced to a barely functional status.
    This combined with the fact that the /k/iowa has lost track of both the /k/arrier and the /k/laptrap means she is cut off from both her allies. It does not help that the crew to quell their boredom have been taking potshots at random fishing boats with the 16 inch guns. also someone keeps leaving posters of a mangled umbrella with the text “the reckoning is near” in the mess hall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sail straight to tokyo bay. #finishthefight

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what would they do with it?
    Probably sink

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modify for humanitarian missions. Instead of conventional 16" shells, said shells to be filled with humanitarian supplies and fired into disaster zones. Peace through 16 inch ordnance.
    Oh, and the ship to be painted in rainbow colours and smiley faces.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Undergo a massive shipyard avail , ripping out the old boilers and engines installing two nuclear plants similar to the A1B reactor designs. Then developing direct energy electrical busses for Rail guns other direct energy weaponry. Install CWIS's every 25 or so feet , with any hypersonic missile prevention fields. Take out the most aft gun and install SSGN missile tubes for launching >60 tomahawks. And reinforce the citadel emergency power supply and reinforced titanium around the ammo batteries and Engineering places , and command control rooms. Maintain the forward two gun batteries with the ability to launch 16 inch nuclear tipped shells.

    Also , Spray the hull with sound dampening foam to reduce radar signature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would make me so happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rate?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chase somali pirates, not shoot them, just tailgate them, edging to their oblivion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add, and paint a big mouth and eyes on the front like pic related, use the sonar to find small vessels and then sneak up them in full blackout then hit the lights and scare the shit out of them, cut the lights and back up ominously, start some Black person cult that worships the ship thinking it's an ancient monster or some shit.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn it into a travelling Dogger Bank incident reenactment and decimate the chinese fishing fleets

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it, retire, spend my life pursuing hobbies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gays who don't participate in good faith are the biggest gays of all.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot porn with WW2 style pinup girls, and some Kantai and Azur Lane cosplay porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full steam ahead to the south '''''china''''' sea so we can defend Pinoy and Vietnamese fishing bros who just wanna go fishing an not get sprayed with water cannons and machine gun bursts, surprise attack and commandeer as many PLA navy ships as possible including (hopefully) a nuclear armed submarine if we're lucky as well as any allied vessels from Myanmar or Pakistan too till we have a sizeable Armada, set up resupply docks in the shittiest islands in the Philippines, West Papua, and Somalia so no one actually follows us there and if we do lose one it won't matter as much since we'll be well spread out, maybe even keep a few modified seemingly harmless looking yachts in Singaporean seas that when deployed can be easily turned into kamikaze drones once we have the funds.
      Then we rage a long pirate/privateer campaign against the CCP by sinking their 'civilian' militia ships an seizing even Chinese cargo ships and selling the cargo to India, American Samoa, and Somalia in exchange for more ammo, missiles, drones, frogman gear, mines, and guaranteed free wifi for the crews shitposting and hentai needs, use said weapons to continue fricking with the PLA navy until China concedes the artificial island on top of Subi Reef, then we'll finally establish our Out Haven, we'll have a place we can truly call home, then rename the surrounding waters into the Kommando sea.

      Also a good use of our resources.

      >/k/ has gained possession of an Iowa class battleship what would they do with it?
      Fill it with high explosives ram it into the drydock in Sevastopol with 500 men playing bagpipes on deck and detonate it.

      >Fill it with high explosives ram it into the drydock in Sevastopol with 500 men playing bagpipes on deck and detonate it.
      Why waste a perfectly good destroyer on a suicide mission? Let the Holol's and Vatnics have their petty squabbles, I have no reason to care since they both stopped exporting cheap 7.62x39 ammo.
      Also you could just retrofit some old fuel tankers and cargo ships to do the exact same thing, heck it be slightly easier to since you could said it past Turkey and then load it up with explosives from the Balkans.

      Sell it, retire, spend my life pursuing hobbies.

      Gay

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ has gained possession of an Iowa class battleship what would they do with it?
    Fill it with high explosives ram it into the drydock in Sevastopol with 500 men playing bagpipes on deck and detonate it.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swap out all the secondary guns for CIWS, laser defense, anti-drone defense and the like.
    Steer it around into the black sea and hunt down the last of the Russian fleet, Bismark style.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/k/ has gained possession of an Iowa class battleship what would they do with it?
      Fill it with high explosives ram it into the drydock in Sevastopol with 500 men playing bagpipes on deck and detonate it.

      I immediately sail to Vladivostok and begin shore bombardment

      >wasting resources on & for slavs
      No thank you. We're shelling Israel, and that's final.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Israel first, Auckland second. Zealanders have had it too good for too long

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not taking a Battleship to hunt down and sink large Cruisers, Destroyers, and general ships of the line.
        Shameful.

        https://i.imgur.com/NjFljvD.jpeg

        Photo of the man made island we'll be invading some day anons (if we ever get a destroyer).

        >but /k/ can’t put together that kind of money.
        With the money people spend on their firearms, gear, and radios hobby here plus all the money they also spend collectively on over priced anime figurines, fumo's, and bad dragon dildos from like minded anons all over the world some of them even skilled wielders who have experience ship building already?
        >proof to my claims
        [...]
        I think you underestimate how quickly crowd funding would start flooding in the moment anons realize they can now wield a small navy on par with some third world nations.
        Also like I said above privateering could be quite profitable.
        >IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
        So she can what be disarmed and rust away? She's an instrument of war, anything other than a warriors death is an insult.

        >The first target for the /k/iowa.
        Nice.
        What is it, who's is it, where is it, and why is it a thing?
        Doesn't look too big, so can't have too many buildings to shell to rubble before hitting the beaches.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What is it
          In the file name, Subi reef.
          >who's is it
          Technically China's (currently) since they're the only ones do anything with it.
          >where is it
          Between Vietnam and the Philippines, quite far away from the Chinese mainland.
          >and why is it a thing?
          While Vietnam and the Philippines as well as Taiwan (which is even further away) were to busy bickering over who owned a tiny coral reef out in the middle of nowhere China was actually sending it's navy and a construction crew to start pouring concrete over it wiping out the native wild life and then slowly transform it into an island army/navy base meaning both Vietnam and the Pinoys were humiliated because they didn't back their claims with anything but shit talking and a few patrol boats, that said only a hand full of desperate and poor countries (most of which are on the verge of collapse) recognize the island as China's so it's technically fair pickings for anyone brave and stupid enough to try.
          >Doesn't look too big
          Well any ships that get damaged beyond repair could just be crashed into the island to expand it's size. Maybe even try to regrow some new coral reefs to make up for the ones the CCP destroyed which would also help in fortifying it against current erosion.
          >so can't have too many buildings to shell to rubble before hitting the beaches.
          I mean ideally at least some of the infrastructure would be preserved for when we annex it, you don't wanna be in charge of rebuilding the WHOLE THING do you? I mean worst case scenario we could rebuild from scratch so long as the foundation is still intact but that's gonna take a while. Maybe we could work out a deal with the Philippines and Vietnam to aid them in retaking their other stolen islands and reefs (China annex a frick ton of them) in exchange for building materials to repair and expand the island and actually be recognized as a legitimate nation state rather than a merry band of moronic horny gun nut pirates (without a nation state).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Between Vietnam and the Philippines, quite far away from the Chinese mainland.
            >Technically China's (currently) since they're the only ones do anything with it.
            >Technically fair pickings for anyone brave and stupid enough to try.

            Sounds like we just need to
            >1. Get in there, and force fake chinese out.
            >2. Make sure the area is now economically and population-wise set up.

            First should be easy. Wait until it's relatively sparse, then move in and push people out. Speak to Vietnam, the Phillippines, and Taiwan about getting an official backing from their legal departments on our "policing" action.
            Then we park offshore and give them an ultimatum.
            X country/coalition has rightful claim to this island, as is recognized globally. They are now electing to make use of this island. As such you're being evicted, under threat of 16 inch HE bombardment.

            Second part is more complex, as without a big amount of use out of the island, it'll be open to China doing a Snake Island right back.
            Make sure there's traffic, even if it's just fishing boats and cargo liners. Ideally, you want to bring the Western world in, because they're the ones that can tell China to eat shit, and will kick up a fuss if China tries to get too muscley.
            This could be done through the scientific world, but also through making a new nation-state where laws are deliberately lax around the fun things to create interest.
            >Tfw you will never sail on an Iowa class Battleship into the habour of Neo-Tortuga, home of dodgy banking, free weapons, and where most women you meet are prostitutes.
            FBM

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >even if it's just fishing boats and cargo liners.
              Yet another benefit of safe guarding Pinoy and Vietnamese fishing boats. Heck we should even make a law that makes it illegal to sail in our territorial waters and NOT be armed with at minimum some form of torpedo's, anti ship missiles, or small kamikaze drones as a means to reinforce our claims and not get Snake Island'd. My whole plan to capture cargo ships and sell it's contents on the black and grey market might make cargo ships in general afraid of us for a while but people would get over it sooner or later once they realize that only ever happens to known Chinese, Pakistan, or Myanmar ships and we'll need that trade for boolets and food anyway so the pros out weigh the temporary cons. Besides you still to this day see people sailing through Golf of Aden and Red sea despite the risks.

              The real important question is how do we obtain an air force and anti air weapons in case China does have their final frick you and launches a few non nuclear ICBM's at us? I suppose having a temporary evacuation plan and plans to rebuild (again) is important just in case.
              If we're lucky there will already be a few J20's or old surplus MIG's laying around day one of annexation but just in case we gotta fill those run ways with something even if it's modernized antiques. Because I don't think a merry band of pirates will be getting into the F-35 program any time soon even if we're recognized by a few countries as a sovereign state.

              PSA F-18 Hornet parts kits when?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Be me.
                >China took a lot of its more impressive stuff, but had to leave some things behind.
                >Acquired J-11 through power of dibs and a fistfight. Re-christened her the "/k/-11" with a bottle of footlocker moonshine.
                >Never actually taught how to fly a plane before. Spend ages just going through her, figuring out what is what, or inspecting her for any kind of wear or damage at all.
                >Her engines don't match what the leaked specs say they should be at all. Fellow plane autist reckons they might be russian.
                >Take to whispering encouragement to her every time we takeoff, or execute a turn or landing, so she doesn't fall apart in the sky.
                >Comm's are entirely full of plane autists comparing the sex appeal of their aircraft.
                >Plane is ringing with target locks due to all the buddy spikes from arguing plane fetishists, insisting with great passion that their waifu is top.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn it into a LARPer hotel. Honestly, none of us know enough to get that thing moving and I doubt any of us are responsible enough not to cause a distaster if we did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You under estimate the /k/ollective minds anon. There's enough actual engineers to make up for all the morons who'll be on board.

      Sell it for scrap

      So much as even trying that shit homie and we're throwing your ass off the coast of Sentinel Andaman Island.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -turn all of haiti into a parking lot
    -destroy every harbor and coastal city in africa
    -destroy every harbor and coastal city in the middle east
    -finally, send it to the black sea to frick with russia/crimea

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it for scrap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sell it for scrap

      https://i.imgur.com/oW6sXRy.jpeg

      /k/aptain’s log the /k/iowa day 29
      Due to the incompetence of the crew, our gps has been reduced to a barely functional status.
      This combined with the fact that the /k/iowa has lost track of both the /k/arrier and the /k/laptrap means she is cut off from both her allies. It does not help that the crew to quell their boredom have been taking potshots at random fishing boats with the 16 inch guns. also someone keeps leaving posters of a mangled umbrella with the text “the reckoning is near” in the mess hall

      Oooooooh /k/aptainnnnnnn! Ahhh, good to see your in good health.
      Anyway I finally got the projector working for our first big screen movie night on deck. I asked the crew to vote on what to watch and it came to a tie between Gone with the Wind and Boko No Pico, I guess the crew is feeling romantic lately. So I guess you'll need to be the tie breaker.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send it to aide the refurbished SS New Jersey and find the location of the Supercarrier Murder/k/ube

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sink her for not being a Fuso class BC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fusos were battleships

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to shell Tel Aviv

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /k/aptain’s log the /k/iowa day 47
    We have restored the gps system and docked at a small port in sub-Saharan Africa for repairs after bribing a local official.
    We have also modified the ship with the following,
    One bow mounted rail gun, two fishing nets, two nuclear reactors to replace the ageing boilers,
    Finally we have sprayed the hull with sound dampening foam to reduce its radar signature.
    It is not all smooth sailing however some random Crew member was killed when the one of the 16 inch guns fired for testing while said crewman was attempting to have intercorse with it killing him instantly.
    He was buried at sea with a closed coffin, sadly since the coffin was made of heavy scarp metal it sank immediately. On other news 6 crewmen have ended up violently ill after a eating stew for lunch today, after a brief inspection it was discovered that the stew was made with all the leftover food from every meal up to this point cause an outbreak of salmonella in the stew.
    Said chefs have been demoted to gun cleaning for the 16 inch turrets.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make the (former) curator of the museum and memorial eat an entire bowl of eggs.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a bath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's my toy ship
      >Here's my real ship

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > what do
    Make every anon that boards sign the following
    > the poop deck is not for pooping

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What could this group possibly do with one? Don’t get me wrong I’d love to renovate her to perfect period standard complete with uniforms, kitchens, gear etc and tour her around like a floating ambassador from history — but /k/ can’t put together that kind of money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Photo of the man made island we'll be invading some day anons (if we ever get a destroyer).

      >but /k/ can’t put together that kind of money.
      With the money people spend on their firearms, gear, and radios hobby here plus all the money they also spend collectively on over priced anime figurines, fumo's, and bad dragon dildos from like minded anons all over the world some of them even skilled wielders who have experience ship building already?
      >proof to my claims

      [...]

      I think you underestimate how quickly crowd funding would start flooding in the moment anons realize they can now wield a small navy on par with some third world nations.
      Also like I said above privateering could be quite profitable.
      >IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
      So she can what be disarmed and rust away? She's an instrument of war, anything other than a warriors death is an insult.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >(if we ever get a destroyer).
    Battle ship... either would be nice though.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, what wouldn't I do to it is a better question.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a house in eastern Iowa, probably Davenport in view of the Arsenal on the Mississippi. Then sail it up river and park it in my private boat yard for a rainy day. It belongs with its people like the NJ is.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I intend to have sex with it. You can watch but you have to pay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person I ain't into that gay ass cuckhold shit, if you intend to penetrate every single hole on that vessel then I'll be in the same place penetrating that same hole too. Our phallus are gonna rub together every single time and there's nothing you can do about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just dont touch my balls and idc.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would build a high speed train station around it and support it in a dry stock with hydraulic pistons like water would have done so. Now the battleship will last 500 years.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hide some doros in the crew quarters

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it and then sail to Ukraine to bombard donbass children

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start a moronicly expansive masculinity boot camp and dupe nerds into buying me the rest of the fleet

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately set sail for India and bombard the coast indefinitely.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be maintenance /k/rew
    >have to unclog the toilets
    >spend an hour or so lecturing the /k/rew member who done it and his harem Thai prostitutes on why 'flushable' wipes aren't actually flushable so he never does it again for my sanity's sake
    >a few days later
    >one of the /k/rew members begs me to stop what I'm doing and help him set up a big green screen in one of the cabins
    >he refuses to elaborate any further
    >just says it's very important
    >annoyed anime girl.jpeg
    >fine, agree to help him set up a green screen and later a bunch of studio lights and weird furniture
    >he's super excited
    >leave to go back to the boiler room
    >haven't heard from anon in two weeks
    >accidentally walk into some gossip
    >turns out anon was using that photography room to forcefully dress up captured PLA prisoners as cat girl maids and film them doing all sorts of lewd acts
    >WTF dude?.png
    Yah know I signed up because I wanted to make this beauty fully sea worth again. I didn't sign up to be your anons mother or help you achieve your weird ass fantasies.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do these get sea sick? Asking for a friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth it, they'd be miserable aboard. You wanna train a pack of dolphins instead. They're intelligent and could help spot enemy submarines and mines. Way smarter than a deer.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    question
    do we prefer the use of ship prefixes?
    will we go by civilian/merchant vessel or military ship designation

    and of course, if we do, what will it be?
    4C(han)S(hip)? K(ommamdo)N(aval)S(hip)? K(ommamdo)S(ovreign)S(hip)?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    return it to iowa

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell it for steel scrap, take the money and buy a private island, build a shack.
    >needing to pay and train a thousand morons to be the crew, remanufacture ammo no longer made, need to buy thousands of tonnes of fuel, food, spare parts etc etc = frick that bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sell it for steel scrap

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first ship in our future /k/ fleet
    We will rule the seas by capturing vessels and bribing /k/ommandos to join us with the promise of moonshine and automatic weapons parties

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Establish outer haven

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