Has anyone here ever escaped society and disappeard for a long period of time?
My brain is losing it and I think within next year I will try to save up money and one day just leave the house and never return, currently working in Belgium as a foreigner ,going north to the mountains and forests of scandinavia would be a preffered method of going away, no I am not mentally ill just cant handle people anymore.
Memes aside I think Ted K style innawoods escapism is starting to take root on a more serious level, lots of people are dreaming to escape society or at least urbanized hellscapes by living in rural places, so expect everything related to nature to be outlawed and rural life being made 1000x more difficult within 5 years.
I can already imagine what they'll bullshit up
>you MUST be on the grid, the water may be poisoned
>people who live alone are susceptible to mental illness and becoming terrorists, you must have weekly checkups with a therapist
>your home poses a fire hazard to the surrounding forest, you must be at least 100KM away from the treeline
>you cannot harm trees by putting dangerous ropes around them
>must take your poop with you, must compile Proof of Poop module X231 for every excretion
>digging is forbidden, it harms the soil
>you cannot go around without being traceable by GPS implanted directly into the forehead, you *do* want to be rescued, do you?!
>must report all outdoors activities by using the OutSafe(tm) app at all times
>you cannot carry weapons in forest areas for self-defense unless you have a hunting permit (we hiked up the yearly fees to make it unsustainable unless you're rich)
>must wear a heavy duty face mask especially in the summer, there's probably a new variant that kills wildlife and causes fires, it's unsafe
>you cannot fish because it's unsafe
>you cannot collect rainwater because it's unsafe
>you cannot have wood in your house because it's unsafe
>you cannot remove the shock collar that zaps you when you go off trail, it's unsafe
and of course the media will double down on people who dislike urban life as unhinged terrorists and serial murderers
5 years
>violently rapes and murders you because youre so chudschitzo'd that you chose to live in an area where theres noone to help you
/k/ here. Try it. We'll have fun.
>we
you are alone in your bedroom.
What did you expect?
>5 years
Look at this fricking optimist lmao. The jaws are closing in right now. This time next year nothing will be the same.
Please don't give them ideas, it's already bad enough in this Urban hellscape
is forbidden, it harms the soil
NOOOOO
YOU CAN'T TAKE MY DREAMS FROM ME!!!!
I WAS GOING TO DIG THE BIGGEST HOLE EVER
THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
YOU ARE LITERALLY RAPING MOTHER EARTH WITH YOUR PHALLIC TOOL, THE SHOVEL IS A SYMBOL OF THE PATRIARCHY
>YOU ARE LITERALLY RAPING MOTHER EARTH
That's the whole plan
I will breed Gaea
>PrepHole - mental health advice for schitzos
No but they've posted about it on PrepHole everyday.
yes.
if they did would they be posting in this thread?
no.
Forest Anon did it.
pic related
shame they banned mobile IPs
did you guys see his new video? he literally got fbi'd.
for reading books in the woods.
link please, would love to binge his videos
are you incapable of searching youtube for "forest anon"?
ah my bad, searched google for it but had no luck. good stuff
>The whole thread is OP getting blown the frick out
And then he posted about it constantly on PrepHole and PrepHole. Not impressed.
>And then he posted about it constantly on PrepHole and PrepHole
He only ever posted about it once on PrepHole. And he never went on here. That's always been the irony is a PrepHolegay is more PrepHole than PrepHole
He posts constantly about himself on here. If you have to tell everyone how great you are, spoilers: you aren't that great.
Trips don't lie, vanity is a sin
but it doesn't stop him form being based
He tells people not to post about him on PrepHole. Which makes him that much more respectable in my book.
>illegally trespassing and living in land he doesn't own
either the feds got him or the winter did
or a bear came by and rekt his little mud hut for some snacks
>either the feds got him
they thought he was a terrorist but ended up liking him and giving him tips for cheap bird food. they didn't care he lived there
>or a bear came by and rekt his little mud hut for some snacks
he just made friends with a bear in one of his recent vids
you can't stop the forest wizard
I spontaneously think about forestanon sometimes during my daily bullshit and hope he's doing well
>they thought he was a terrorist but ended up liking him and giving him tips for cheap bird food. they didn't care he lived there
What's even more based is they never actually found him.
peak /in/cel seethe
>yet another "imah gonna runnaway to da woods!" thread.
>inb4 the usual "Nooooo I'm different, I'm super serial!" like all of them say.
this is why manga/animes are so often someone being whisked away to another world now. people hate the modern world, but are too weak and ingrained into it to leave.
I don't want to escape society, I just want a job that doesn't completely drain me so that I exist to work and work to exist. Every job available to me is just slavery.
>you should've done STEM moron
I'm not smart enough for STEM but I don't deserve a garbage life for that. My life was awful from childhood onwards so I have nothing to cherish except nature. I have some 5k euro to my name and I'm far too old for someone who should be looking for work. Moving across the EU is impossible, they only want useful young people with specialized degrees or extra-EU refugees. I have a massive unemployment gap, a fricking chasm that I simply cannot explain. I don't have the mental flexibility to do "networking" and "honing my soft skills" and all that bullshit. So I'm taking it as if i had a terminal illness. When I'll run out of money I'll exit bag. Meanwhile I just want to enjoy the woods and silence and staying away from concrete and cars and bullshit jobs.
the only option for you is to literally always be looking for a new job. always be applying to shit that sounds at least ok to you. you can apply for shit that you aren't exactly qualified for. if they like what they see from you they'll give you a call. if they don't, oh well. just keep trying buddy.
There's nothing that's remotely OK available. In the currrent state I am, with no valuable experiences no marketable skills, too old, not competitive, hate people, hate cities and modern shit, I'm just fricked. It's just delusional to think I will manage to do something I remotely enjoy for a living and I will end up with any spare time. Years ago all I could manage was dine and wash and sleep so I could go to work the next day. It's not life.
go build a ted shed then. use the forest anon example above.
I'm in europe, you can't get away with that shit here
well thanks for trying to be helpful but sometimes you get an unfixable situation. The only actual help you are offered by institutions is antidepressants so you are too numb to feel desperate while you slave your days away doing some meaningless shit job. Everyone else is busy in his own little hell. I guess I'm just too soft and I can't endure what others can. Either way it's too much bullshit to take. Going innawoods helps me forget the clock is ticking
I did go into STEM, it is absolutely no better. Go live your life how you see fit, even if the run is short go do something you want and don't regret.
it's kind of my dream to go live in a cabin away from society for a few months, but i'm also a zoomer with zero life skills
at least you're honest about it.
if working a 9 to 5 job to save up some money is too hard for you there's zero chance you'd make it even a month living off grid. basic things like food, heat and water are daily work. daily repetitive boring work which are a lot harder than being a fast food instruction following chimp.
what i did
>worked 2 years city job to save down payment
>bought rural property
>converted slowly to self sufficient as funds allow
>will be paid off in 5-10 years depending on my income
>buy quality cry once, many things last forever
>on track to retire before 40
you need the basics like a small cabin, wood stove, windows, a truck if you want any chance of being successful.
>I am not mentally ill
>just cant handle people anymore
Also: winter will kill you
>living in belgium
>losing his mind and hating society
Checks out
> ever escaped society and disappeard for a long period of time?
Yes, corpses.
> leave the house and never return
Like a corpse.
>north to the mountains and forests of scandinavia would be a preffered method of going away
You're talking like a corpse
>no I am not mentally ill
Friend, society sucks. If you're not mentally ill and want to leave, society will be too jealous and frick with you until you are. Just move to a small town somewhere of like-minded people and try to convince the whole town to go off-grid, rather than doing it alone yourself.
This. A small town or a remote village is your best bet. Country life means working around your house a lot, but you can make it easier if you are creative.
I will give you 1 tip:
You can make nettle juice and spray it on your plants. It acts as a fertilizer with the bonus of repelling stink bugs.
I just wanna move to Finland or something. I'm in the EU, how hard can it be to find a fricking low end job in a country where it's so fricking cold
>get a trade
>work anywhere
makes sense to me
also
>live in shitland
>can't say the n word online without going to prison
cringe
>can't say the n word online without going to prison
If I got to stay innawoods and away from people I'd trade that with with my N-word pass very eagerly. But then again I dunno what's the rapefugee situation in Finland.
If you have €5000 that more than enough money to buy a few acres in northern Scandinavia and become a kotter
>be me
>black pilled loser fuming all the time
>watch forrest anon
>clear pilled into God's divine warmth
I've never had hope until now
Forrest Anon bring us wisdom of peace and love
As long as he lives there is a path