> Harrier Jump Jet. > doesn't jump Posted on August 21, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor > Harrier Jump Jet > doesn't jump What other military scams and misnomers are out there?
1 month ago Reply Anonymous >Assault rifle >Sits in your safe for 15 years doing nothing (Yes this is bait)
1 month ago Reply Anonymous He's just mad because people won't reply to his gay bait posts in his shill thread.
1 month ago Reply Anonymous >Javelin >Terrible at killing visigoths >Have to throw it at least 65m for the thing to even arm Honestly, what was the praetor thinking with this one
1 month ago Reply Anonymous >CF-18 "Hornet" >Haven't seen a single one nest in the most annoying, inconvenient place imaginable
1 month ago Reply Anonymous >F9F Panther Doesn't even resemble a panther, & it isn't flown by one either >Insert couger, wild/hell/tiger/bear/tomcat here
1 month ago Reply Anonymous >(Torpedo boat) destroyers >Haven't been used against torpedo boats in a century
1 month ago Reply Anonymous Apache Helicopter. Didnt once massacre the 7th cavelry and take their scalps. Or open up a Casino.
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>Assault rifle
>Sits in your safe for 15 years doing nothing
(Yes this is bait)
It did assault your wallet.
Don't remind me reeeeee
Hiyoooo!
>Sharpshooter
>Doesn't shoot sharp bullets
>stick grenade
doesnt stick to anything on its own
> shotgun
> actually all guns shoot shots
this is a thinly veiled anti british thread kek
He's just mad because people won't reply to his gay bait posts in his shill thread.
>Javelin
>Terrible at killing visigoths
>Have to throw it at least 65m for the thing to even arm
Honestly, what was the praetor thinking with this one
> Trident C4
> actually carries 8 warheads, not 3
Also not filled with C4. Fucking bullshit.
>Tank
Barely any internal volume for its size.
>Firearm
Doesn't even set fire to your arm
a glock will
>CF-18 "Hornet"
>Haven't seen a single one nest in the most annoying, inconvenient place imaginable
>F-16 Fighting Falcon
>Doesn't fight falcons, just hawks
I bet it doens't even harry people
Dishonest manufacturing.
>land mine
>net loss of minerals after usage
>mine
>trying to claim it will kill me
>Goliath
>is actually quite small
>F9F Panther
Doesn't even resemble a panther, & it isn't flown by one either
>Insert couger, wild/hell/tiger/bear/tomcat here
>Says it doesn't jump
>posts picture of it jumping
>Strike Eagle
>is a scab and goes to work as usual
>Name of thing
>Taking name or aspect of thing too literally
And therein lies the humour.
Das ist der joke.
>literal combat ship
>it's more of a metaphorical combat ship
>HMS Hood
>isn't a ghetto full of context Americans
>tfw
>Present arms
>immediately returned to you
Ungrateful fucks
>National Guard
>internationally attacks
>(Torpedo boat) destroyers
>Haven't been used against torpedo boats in a century
>Buttstock
Returns have been low, no dividend to speak of.
Jumps every time it takes off from a ramp on a carrier.
> "it jumps!!1!eleven"
> it just glides off the ramp
>Paratroopers
>(usually) not disabled
>Self-Loading Rifle
>Rifle doesn't load itself new magazines
> Military-style weapons
> military wouldn't touch them
>Army
>walk on their feet
> SEALs
> they're not marine mammals
> marines
> they're ground troops
>Space force personnel
>don't actually go to space
> smoothbore rifle
> like a rifle, without rifling
Apache Helicopter. Didnt once massacre the 7th cavelry and take their scalps. Or open up a Casino.
>Eurofighter
>it fights for them
> Felon
> no known convictions
> butterfly mine
> no butter
> no fly
> no minerals
Tomahawk doesn't resemble the hatchet in any way
>HMS Invincible
>Just fucking explodes