>HARK!

>HARK! THE RUSSIANS/CHINESE/ENGLISH ARE COMING!
oh shit a messenger has rode up to your homestead and called you into service as a minuteman

you have ONE (1) minute to fetch whatever you can to fight the invaders

what do you grab?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muh dik

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his dick

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lawn chair and Soda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody owes you a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shutup and put the wig back on grrl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want to get a cute twink and start turning him into a girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do not the twink

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They probably need close companionship and emotional intimacy more than they need to get their rocks off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to crystal cafe you wet hole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And I dont owe anybody my labour
        Its a transactional arrangement

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You owe everyone
        >No one owes you
        That's called slavery.

        If you really don't need him, you should be happy he's bowing out and refusing to be a part of the system, after all, you don't need his labor or anything, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally how a functional society works. Yes, it does owe you a woman in exchange for your participation and refraining from killing and burning a village.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately, it's 3:30 AM where I live. As otherwise I could sprint across the street and head to my local gun store. So I'm stuck with a 92fs with a cucked magazine and a Maverick 88.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fighting for this racist shithole
    Bro, I immigrated to get a better job, not to risk my life. I'll be sure to frick your gf while you're on the frontline though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But poojeet, so many of your countrymen have already given their lives for Meester Putin Saar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But poojeet, so many of your countrymen have already given their lives for Meester Putin Saar.

      Aaaaaand there goes the thread.

      gg frickheads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to have the cake and eat it, too
      pajeet-san, it's just the rules of the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But poojeet, so many of your countrymen have already given their lives for Meester Putin Saar.

        Wrong type of immigrant, pendejos.
        >Implying women will ever frick pajeets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol you talk like a white lib game dev writing a latinx
          >Uhhh we'll through in a word here or there so they know the character wears those funny big hats sometimes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is one thing Indians are definitely not doing and that's fricking white women. Or any women other than Indians who don't know better for that matter.
      Indians have the highest incidence of micropenis in the world, and the average penis size is an entire inch shorter than the smallest of orientals. No matter who you are, be glad you weren't born in India.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oof.
        There's also the intelligence issue. Brahmins and some kshatriya [sic] have relatively normal IQ spreads but the lower castes are as bad as black Americans.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Muh dik

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join the dick grabber battalion and grab MUH DEEEK

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grab my vape we'll lose em in the clouds

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep all my camping stuff ready to go, so I'll grab that, my mosin, and my ammo. If I have time I'll grab my chest rig and BDUs.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not fighting unless the state gives me a war bride. No pussy no work. Simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But victory in battle can be exchanged for many war bride
      >homerbrain.png

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >safe would take too long
    Frick it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why, my peanus weanus of course ahaha 😉

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My AK and telnyashka, I try to infiltrate a VDV unit to score whatever sick slavshit gear they might still have left.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a moron who keeps some equipment ready to go in my closet, so I guess lemme get uhhhh... AR, plate carrier, and a chest rig full of green tips.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily I got my AR-15A4 and some M193. Oh wait, they have light body armor... Well, I'm dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot em in the dick... I mean "pelvic triangle"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aim small miss small. But here's the magic... I can't aim at all!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh a Glock 19 in my IWB holster, a spare mag in my pocket, plus my Block 2 AR build in the closet with 6 loaded mags next to it, but the mags will have to go into my pockets as well.

    There's an M1 Garand and an ammo can with a dozen loaded enblocs + 150 or so loose M2 ball next to my AR, I'll bring it to the rally point for one of y'all to use.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you grab?
    Mien Leuchtender Black personmacher

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You know what, frick all of us.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you grab?

    A yield sign with a flashing yellow light. All the Chinese and Russians troops hit eachother trying to cut one another off and toss their turrets

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you grab?
    My bible. I'd convert the invaders real fast and together we can sing in a megachurch and praise the Lord. Hallelujah boys.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY VDV

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese
    A flamethrower
    >British
    A bigger flamethrower
    >Russians
    Binoculars so I can watch them drown

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