Haitians begin preparing for US invasion, What weapons do they have?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you translate that Twitter screencap into English please? I want to mock you accurately.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly my dear fellow
      "Look here my friend, in this video it appears as if armed members of the Haitian criminal underground are preparing for a potential invasion by the United States, and the guns they have acquired are not coming out of no where"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit translation
        It's more like
        >Look at this video! The gangs are prepared to meet the military invasion. Haiti doesn't manufacture these guns, so where do these ragged guys get those guns from?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly my dear fellow
          "Look here my friend, in this video it appears as if armed members of the Haitian criminal underground are preparing for a potential invasion by the United States, and the guns they have acquired are not coming out of no where"

          Tahnk ya kin'd sers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im already chuckling at how the russian gov will meme about sending them weapons and aid to combat the USA but everyone knowing they cant afford it.

        thanks anon people like you make life easier.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a fascinating view into the mind of the primitive natives

        Thanks. I had no idea tbh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. I've been reading into the kreole groups and man they're just weird
          They're planning to attack the US embassy this Monday when troops are supposed to land
          But...that's a terrible idea
          That's gonna cause an escalation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No your translation is wrong.

        can you translate that Twitter screencap into English please? I want to mock you accurately.

        Let me give you an accurate translation:

        >>Look at this video, the Haitian gangs already prepared themselves against a possible military intervention; and the country of Haiti does not manufacture (fabric intended as in french fabrique = produce) these types of weapons.
        How can this rag tag group of people get their hands on such weapons?

        The guy is practically asking were are these bros are getting military grade weapons that aren't manufactured or in service in Haiti.
        Likely suggesting that someone is supplying these people from abroad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crap vatnik spam MESSAGE thread. Hard to figure out what's shitter, the Russian military or vatnik-k spam threads

          >Crap vatnik spam MESSAGE thread.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Schizo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks possibly like a Negev so I think I know who is responsible for subversion of America once again.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they using international aid money to buy guns off of passing colombian narcosubs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a Somali situation?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, some Gang member I follow on twitter has been talking about how they're preparing IEDs...and then it blew up one of their own men lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No there is a method to the madness as in there exists a guiding force(s) to this chaos in Haiti pulling the strings on the groun. Not so much for Somalia.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a really bad Chicago neighborhood situation, these gangs aren't that competent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >COMING 2024
      >COLUMBIA PICTURES PRESENTS
      >NIG NOGS DOWN

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    retarded gang morons who shoot sideways vs organized military with air/artillery support

    not like the US actually cares enough to ""invade""" haiti anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUST YOU WAIT THEY GOT IEDS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even fucking goat herders can make IEDs that dont randomly go off, how fucking retarded are these subhumans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how fucking retarded are these subhumans
          Yes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember, they're going to SLAUGHTER us troops apparently

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >meeting of elders
            lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder how this will go

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my forced meme is totally popular and not because we're pushing it hard over multiple accounts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah pretty much
                unfortunately, there's only 2 guys on the island reporting this stuff so my sources are limited

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a frenchman, reading haitian is as funny as it is surreal.
                For English speakers: it’s like they made ebonics into an actual language, but with extra spelling errors.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy fuck was that writing supposed to be French? I couldn't read a single word.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's french but written phonetically
                Well, phonetically with a moron's ears, it's atrocious
                It's sometimes funny how braindead this horror of a ''dialect'' is, for example the word ''abysse'', they'll say ''gwo twou san fon'', which means ''big hole with no end''

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mange zozo, masisi.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Here's another.
                English: School
                French: le ecole
                Haitian: lekol
                Someone here called it jive French which sounds right. It is a creole, which is just a formalized pidgin language used for trade.
                >t S FL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >French: le ecole
                You had one job.
                It's "l'école", which could be phonetically written "lekol".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never heard of pidgin? BBC actually has its own pidgin section.
                It's absolutely hilarious.
                https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao now that I look at it again it really is french bixnood

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >meeting of elders
              >average life expectancy in Haiti is 64
              So a bunch of middle aged dudes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The elder being sanctioned is also on the UN draft resolution
                He's the main target

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                His life took a darker turn since leaving the JOE Team...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/xTBHcSV.png

              Remember, they're going to SLAUGHTER us troops apparently

              how many elders, were there enough chickens to sacrifice to also talk to the spirits?
              just glass this fucking shithole it produces fucking nothing of use

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow
              to be a fly on the wall of that barber shop

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                To read the protocols of the elders of haiti

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am unironically convinced that the Estonian army could conquer Haiti.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              youre right

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >our leader has left the city and hid in a bunker
                lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he has chosen to pussy out

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                These guys aren't even airsoft tier. They're kids playing with sticks that look like guns tier.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf are "Mazowo"?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              400 Mazowo is a Haitian gang

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            People use that word alot. I don't think they know what it means anymore

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The protocols of the Elders of Haiti

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao holy fucking shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shilling campaign couldn't be more obvious if they tried.
                And I guess they've already memoryholed the weeks of shilling about how Australia is now going to invade the Solomon Islands and get destroyed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only difference is the us did release a draft saying it would do this
                But the issue is timing ya know?
                And hyping up how powerful the gangs are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Australia is now going to invade the Solomon Islands
                Unfortunately the local government politely asked us not to so the invasion had to be called off
                Diplomatic efforts are ongoing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Russians are behind it
                That explains the consistent shitting on anything the west does in the situation.
                Perhaps the region needs a good glassing to be put back in it's place.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >drapeau la russie
                how the fuck would I even translate this in english... it's basically "flag, the russia"
                as expected from a country full of the brightest mind

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do they want? A VDV training exercise in their territorial waters?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another powerful ally for Russia, multipolarity is all but inevitable now.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We will conker da yt nashuns wit de power of wakanda

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          goadherders have more functioning society than Haiti

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They eat mud and shirt making in a non trivial part of there economy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man shirts are dope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't be that stupid when Europeans literally gave them a free country for them to fuck up and get free aid money forever.

          The US should just kill em all and give back the land to the Dominican Republic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            haiti had to pay like 5000 gorillion dollars to the french when the country was founded or else get invaded and enslaved again so their economy has always been complete dogshit. the french have been huge assholes about it to this day.

            fucking frogs, man

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well when start genociding the people who helped you for no reason I can see why France threatened them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the french killed all the moderate revolutionaries

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The French
              >huge assholes
              What a shockingly unprecedented turn of events

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              France was the worst colonial empire.

              France exploited the shit out of their land, while the spanish coomers intermarried and built a society.

              These anons are correct. Haiti was a turn and burn expendable colony. Life expectancy avg was like 5-7 years there. Only successful slave revolt in the world because there was literally no downside to risking one, then the brutality just compounded on itself when the slaves resentful of the mixed middle class took out everyone that knew how things worked

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You want to know what’s worse than slavery? Genociding all the French and Mulattos on their part of the island.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No? IED makers blowing themselves up at times has been and is a trend with every conflict involving IEDs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goatherders
          >Developed their own written language
          >Deeply study at least 1 book
          >Low crime rates when not doing terrorism
          >Patriarchal society
          >Strong families, low infidelity rate
          >Had an empire at one point that conquered other races
          >Owned lots of black slaves

          Africans
          >Failed to invent the wheel
          >No native written language in most parts (possibly none at all)
          >Reading is for suckers
          >Single moms are the norm
          >Matriarchal society
          >Atrocious crime rates the whole world over
          >"Empires" consisting solely of slave selling operations (selling black slaves to other races)

          However incompetent the goatherders might be they're still miles ahead of the Haitians

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why ya gotta shit on our homie Ethiopia
            First Christian kingdom of Africa

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ethiopians are white people in black skin, they're not morons so to say

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds retarded

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kushites are like dark-skinned arabs. Bantus can be anywhere from kangdoms to pure savagery.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also, one of just a handful of nations on earth to successfully resist a colonisation attempt.
              That said, for the sake of intellectual honesty it is neccesary to point out that the nation who tried to colonise them was fascist Italy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how fucking retarded are these subhumans
          haitian level retarded. russia could win against haiti.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even fucking goat herders can make IEDs that dont randomly go off
          confirmation bias
          most bombs are referred to as "self-disposing" because of the high likliehood of just flat out killing their creator

          the ones that do work are the top 1% made by bomb makers who managed to receive outside training in pakistan, because obviously a dud would not be deployed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >#WW3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying this moron filled hellhole will cause ww3
        lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll eventually attacks some embassy or an envoy and the usually suspects will start screaming about "Why were we there, those gang members were just protecting their independence!?!?"
      Everybody should just move their embassies to DR, close the prots, crater the airfields, stop the international aid and let Haitians have their vaunted intependence from civilization.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most countries don't even have embassies in Haiti.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_diplomatic_missions_in_Haiti

        note the UK one is a lie - its an office in the Canadian embassy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.gov.uk/world/organisations/british-embassy-port-au-prince

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this statement coming from the same kinda guy who thinks the 2nd Amendment totally means US citizens could beat the army

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more an optics situation. If the US started carpet bombing its own cities that's not a good look. Although using the military to kill their own citizens has literally never even slowed them down for a second and nobody gives a shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Civil wars are completely different dumbass. Civilians can blend in easily, there are more potential traitors, and the armed forces also rely on civilians to eat, etc.
        The army wouldn't just use thier full might to destroy targets in thier own soil.
        Also, a lot of civilians are ex military so they have good training and know more how the army operates, what tacticts they use, how their logistics work...

        Dumb comparison.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not american 🙂
        >inb4 yuropoor
        not european either

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you dont matter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not wrong

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Negev?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would the us get involved in haiti? whats in it for them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less moron refugees

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just a note
        the armor being sent is just a weird custom armored car made in canada
        but someone noticed they have machine gun mounts on them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost looks like a bank car chassis that has been customized. Wonder where the MRAPs are, guess they gave them away to cops.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently gangs already captured em

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That MRAP is Mamba Mk7. Pretty much variant of RG-31 that is pretty common with western armed forces, especially with 'muhreens.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost looks like a bank car chassis that has been customized. Wonder where the MRAPs are, guess they gave them away to cops.

          https://i.imgur.com/oqihba7.jpg

          That MRAP is Mamba Mk7. Pretty much variant of RG-31 that is pretty common with western armed forces, especially with 'muhreens.

          Should have bought Cobras from Otokar. Looks cooler.

          But I guess they don't want stuff like remote controlled 12.7 mm machine gun falling into rebel hands.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive been checking haitian gangs weapons
            they don't have any Anti armor weapons besides faulty IEDs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Armor.
          Oh no, you're posting again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So this is just Haiti cracking down on their organized crime/terrorists

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        since not a single one of your replies was sincere or correct i will tell you.

        haiti represents a large industrial base of textile manufacturing right next to a port. as big globohomo corps decouple from china, they look for slave labor elsewhere. haiti has an existing large textile manufacturing base of a sweatshops built in a shantytown around a large port which makes it convenient to move production operations there. haiti is also a neighbor of the dominican republic, a nation with strong economic ties to the US. instability in haiti has been sending massive amounts of refugees to the DR. haiti also represents a geopolitical warning for the region. just slightly further to the east of the DR is our territory of puerto rico. PR is an important geopolitical projection area for the US military in the pacific. there is a legitimate fear that if the anti-globohomo socialists of haiti are allowed to seize power, that this will encourage and incite a spread of revolt among the other neighborhing shitholes including the DR and PR. remember that cuba is just to the west of haiti. im about to run out of character room but if you are genuinely intrested then i would consider making more detailed posts

        >US showing interest in another insurgent forever war within a year of getting out of the last one
        Christ

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would we even get away with airstrikes? Like fuck man wouldn't that be nuts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crap vatnik spam MESSAGE thread. Hard to figure out what's shitter, the Russian military or vatnik-k spam threads

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please take your pills

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Crap vatnik spam MESSAGE thread
            Thank you for your cervix mr glowbot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >interest
          literally just sent some armored cars lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bitch
            They literally drafted a joint operation force to be deployed to Haiti
            Why is everyone so retarded

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              any time i see a black 3rd world shithole theres always a tire on fire

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >America has successfully invade and occupied Haiti in the past
          >People actually think it will different again somehow
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Haiti
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Uphold_Democracy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do you think the point of starting the ukraine war was? you think the MIC is just going to let us cut off the gravy train???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This one will likely not last as long, on account of not being across the world, being not nearly as mountainous and being a smaller territory, the jungles might be a problem though
          That and american public's support alongside rest carribean flipping its shit, especially Cuba

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't want the other side of the island destabilized.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Haitian gov has sent out a request for help as gangs have blockaded the port.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can;t wait to fight a killdozer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ability of 3rd worlders to cram bros on motorcycles is always cool to see. That bike is carrying 400+ pounds pretty well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would the us get involved in haiti? whats in it for them?
      Xp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it's shitty under leveled Xp. They should let Belgium or Bulgaria get it instead.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Belgium already farmed that rank in the Congo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the UN wouldn't shut up about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the idea is to make haiti at least functional enough to keep the haitians in haiti

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make Haiti functional enough to keep black body exports flowing as well as enable organizations to prey on the children

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd buy organs but the hatian dicky phenotype is just gross.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >prey on the children
          Eew. Nobody would rape a black kid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A bunch of Brazilian soldiers got in trouble for exactly that. The USA is basically Brazil now so it's inevitable that would happen with them too.

            There's stable, functional countries in the world right now with a higher level of automation, more skilled labor and barely higher wage expectations. Haiti has nothing to offer to the world. Should just blockade them until they kill each other for food since they can't even figure out sustainable agriculture.

            No, Haiti is cheaper, the cheapest labor even. Globohomo isn't going to let them keep the sweatshops closed for long when there is shareholder value at stake.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They might be the cheapest labor but nonfunctionality imposes unavoidable costs. South Africa has this problem right now. They cannot compete with east asia because their overall factory costs are too high. Indirect costs of using morons are much higher than their first factor hourly cost (earned income). Taxation, staff turnover, productivity, training, theft, defunct utilities etc. etc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was a point in the Epstein/Maxwell cases, they didn't sell morons because their clients didn't want them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      since not a single one of your replies was sincere or correct i will tell you.

      haiti represents a large industrial base of textile manufacturing right next to a port. as big globohomo corps decouple from china, they look for slave labor elsewhere. haiti has an existing large textile manufacturing base of a sweatshops built in a shantytown around a large port which makes it convenient to move production operations there. haiti is also a neighbor of the dominican republic, a nation with strong economic ties to the US. instability in haiti has been sending massive amounts of refugees to the DR. haiti also represents a geopolitical warning for the region. just slightly further to the east of the DR is our territory of puerto rico. PR is an important geopolitical projection area for the US military in the pacific. there is a legitimate fear that if the anti-globohomo socialists of haiti are allowed to seize power, that this will encourage and incite a spread of revolt among the other neighborhing shitholes including the DR and PR. remember that cuba is just to the west of haiti. im about to run out of character room but if you are genuinely intrested then i would consider making more detailed posts

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pacific?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry carribean and atlantic obviously i was watching a video on chinese dominance in southeast asia and the pacific while i was t yping that reply

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is a legitimate fear that if the anti-globohomo socialists of haiti are allowed to seize power

        >condescendingly tells everyone their wrong
        >ACKSHUALLY HAITI IS A BALKAN POWDER KEG WITH HUGE INDUSTRIAL POTENTIAL THAT MUST BE PROTECTED FROM COMMIES

        i havent seen this much delusion and miscalculation since yesterday when putin announced mobilization conpleted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since not a single one of your replies was sincere or correct i will tell you.
        With another insincere and incorrect post?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's stable, functional countries in the world right now with a higher level of automation, more skilled labor and barely higher wage expectations. Haiti has nothing to offer to the world. Should just blockade them until they kill each other for food since they can't even figure out sustainable agriculture.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you the Puerto Ricans don't give a shit to make any sort of "revolt"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Puerto Ricans are still lobbying to be accepted as a US state for full representation and welfare gibs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            last vite they had they said they don't wanna and popular polling says they prefer having thier little shit village to retire to after extracting value from working in the US.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's because as long as they're not a state they don't have to pay taxes.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >last vite they had they said they don't wanna
              Yes (▲) 655,505 52.52%
              No () 592,671 47.48%
              the only poll that has ever shown a majority no in the past 15 years was one run by a Puerto Rican national radio and it was a tiny margin (below confidence interval) despite a more nationalistic audience, a poll concluding a few days before had "yes" win by 7%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Haitian gov has sent out a request for help as gangs have blockaded the port.

      Uncle Sam to the rescue again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >teleports behind your SAM
        >heh, nothin personnel, chang

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From waht I understand Haitian government is having a bad time keeping its shit together after the latest president got merc'd and aren't able to deal with the gangs that overrun the country, so they requested help from foreigners
      US, naturally, answered the call to...I don't know, keep larping as world police? Get some new markets for their corps? Test their new cool shit on darker skinned people? Because they just can?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invasion
    i think you mean special military operation. unironically it's been a thing of ours to deploy SF for 6 months followed by conventional forces.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, what's the point to send troops there? Let them rot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but it's shitty under leveled Xp. They should let Belgium or Bulgaria get it instead.

      Monroe Doctrine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already lost Venezuela and basically lost Colombia. Haiti is such a shithole that even the Russians wouldn't want anything to do with it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Throw it into a trash heap. There's still plenty of European colonies in the Americas and they're the least of the continent's problems.

          Read more history than the first line on wikipedia.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What history? I'm aware what the Monroe Doctrine is and it's literally irrelevant nowadays. Americans have already lost South American countries and no action has been taken, those countries that they lost were far more important than a shithole like Haiti.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's literally irrelevant nowadays. Americans have already lost South American countries and no action has been taken
              Okay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Venezuela was lost, very clearly. Lula in Brazil has spouted anti-American rhetoric. Colombia has a new president that literally fought for a left wing militia in the past and Colombia was always an American stronghold. Maybe you should read more than Reddit posts.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay.
                You done now?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good argument anon.
                You sure showed him, the dumb nogger

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lula in Brazil has spouted anti-American rhetoric
                That's only rhetoric, Lula is actually cozy with the americans, he is very friendly with bankers and shit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is cozy with bankers because financial power is integral to maintaining or capturing every other form of power

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bolsonaro isn't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People elected Petro because the right basically imploded by trying to pass tax increases during Covid and mismanaging the epidemic. The US is still and will be our main trading and military partner, the idea that we’re going to swing to Russia’s AIDS infested geopolitical “pole” is pure tankie fanfic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lula is just a corrupt fuck that will say the convenient populist shit to gain support. He doesn't care about politics.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Colombia was always an American stronghold.
                Then why the fuck did we need to invent Panama to dig our fucking ditch? American/Colombian relations have always been terse and reliant on Columbia having a problem they can’t deal with without our help.
                >Maybe you should read more than Reddit posts.
                No, U.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lost South American countries
              South America isn’t some vassal like Belarus to Russia. They are independent with independent politics that sway back and forth.
              >Lost Columbia
              Literally nothing has changed in the US-Columbian relationship. They elected a left wing politician which is shocking given their history but not of concern to the US.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell you actually tried but I'd encourage you to consider the response I already provided. The initial concern is that the Monroe Doctrine became (and is) much more than what it originally explicitly said on the tin.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              bruh, monroe doesn't even factor into this, you're overthinking it. it's a matter of optics, no country especially the US wants to risk the PR nightmare of one of their peacekeepers shooting a civilian. the real question is why the international community hasn't acknowledged haiti as a failed state and just let the dominican republic civilize the whole island.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The dominicans don't want to deal with the massive wild moron population.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one wants to deal with 11 million wild monkeys with assorted small arms.

                but consider this: ukraine doesn't want to deal with a massive vatnig population either. yet they are doing something about it with massive coordinated international effort. i believe that the DRs, with sufficient international support, could bring peace and prosperity to the island of hispaniola.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consider that killing vatnigs is a celebrated international hobby, but killing pet morons is considered abhorrent. Gotta protect the local wildlife or something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually the more white people that die in the war the more of a Good Thing it becomes while we need to protect BIPOC from our colonial white supremacist attitudes and racist institutions like rule of law.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >4th world shithole on the levels of maybe even the worst favela shithole somehow everyone guns and working weaponry

                How can these people not have dinner but have pistols and the ammo to kill each other for fun? And people think Murrrica has a gun problem?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haiti is so fucked up not even the Dominican Republic wants that shithole. They had so many opportunities to own the whole island themselves but turned it down because Haiti is just so terrible they don't want it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lost Venezuela
          Venezuela is worthless. It does nothing but burn garden gnomebucks from American enemies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Throw it into a trash heap. There's still plenty of European colonies in the Americas and they're the least of the continent's problems.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >monroe doctrine

        we've been on cia doctrine since the 1912 nicaragua banana wars. when was the last time there was credible yuropoor intervention in south america, like 200 years ago?

        i dont see the US going to haiti anymore than going to venezuela, at most we'll park some hospital ships and ship them some rice and humrats. but otherwise there's nothing to gain from getting boots on the ground and so much to lose from one bad photo/video of a peacekeeper shooting a dindu gangmember and social media chimps out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, this

          I can tell you actually tried but I'd encourage you to consider the response I already provided. The initial concern is that the Monroe Doctrine became (and is) much more than what it originally explicitly said on the tin.

          was meant for you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          US will definitely do warcrimes but that's just what we do and what's anybody going to do about it?

          The problem with Haiti is peacekeepers won't do anything. The gangs and government are both terrible and they both need to he eliminated. Neutralizing the gangs while keeping the unbelievably corrupt and shitty government will make the problems return immediately after they leave.

          They need a regime change but this is illegal/ too much effort/ etc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monroe doctrine is only so Europeans would not annex Latin american states. Peacekeeping operations and gunboat diplomacy in regards to diplomatic incidents is a-okay.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is to keep foreign powers out of latin america, not to police internal conflicts.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2022 will be the year of invaders being btfo
    fucking based cant wait to see columns of burning mrap's

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be hilarious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >invaders
      kys newfag, these aren't even the government of Haiti, it's fucking narcos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haitian gangs btfo the Marines
      Ya that's definitely not happening. But then again, niether is a US invasion. That's completely fucking retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        quads dont lie

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Air forces of the US and Canada delivered some shit to the Hatian police and now the gang thinks they're being invaded by 6 gorillion special forces?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well remember the US drafted a UN resolution to invade haiti

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn stack chimpout moron bodies in a squalid tropical paradise

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is anyone wasting their time with this shithole? Just build a bigger wall and let it sort itself out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for fun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So
        >Canadians give vehicles to Haitian police
        >Police immediately sell it to the people they are supposed to use it against.
        Why am I not surprised?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its gonna be blown up by us anyways, apparently today is "the day" so if nothing happens until later
          it's dumb

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sell shitty, unarmed armored car made to the retarded specifications of the buyer
          >no weapons on board, the worst that can be done is a weapon already in the country being mounted on it
          >you already have the money so why care about what the buyer does with it after
          I don't see the problem tbh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Memes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Canada is invading us, invading us!
        >Look at all these (2) armored trucks!
        >Evil american colonialism!
        >We will defend to the last man, we will kill the Canadians!
        >oh, btw, our leader left to hide
        >oh, btw, we already bought 50% of those (2) trucks, we've already won
        This style of thinking feels very familiar. Almost as if we've seen a real explosion of it over the last 8 months.But from where?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swear these Haitian update sources just popped up randomly last night after two armored cars were dropped off
          Apparently the US will deploy something but to help support stuff

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haiti should just be fenced off
    There's no saving these people

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would we need the US military to invade Haiti?
    It would be a waste of money since the Haitians already destroyed the place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's to prevent those morons from running wild and destroying even more stuff.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Euthanasia should be an option, or some sort of sterilization program

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >America will lose twice against a shithole in a single commie term

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trump pulled us out of Afghanistan.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being unironic joepedo on weapons board.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine not owning a single gun on a weapons board

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, usually Biden voters.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, I don’t vote. Not a left-right moron. Post your guns.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would unironically go slaughter narco scum for pay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would too but these Haitians aren't really narcos. They're anti-government rebels. They seized the fuel depot because the Haitian police were straight up hijacking shipments and selling it for double the price. So the gangs are doing the same thing only they don't sell to the government and the elites there are big mad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should chop chop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But would you ironically slaughter narco scum for pay?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The US should give money to the DR to build a wall to keep the filthy Haitians out and then have the US nave blockade the island. Let them kill each other off. Fuck Haiti and Haitians.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw haitian drug deals are unironically better armed and probably better trained than the russian military in ukraine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know its the meme and that Russia is performing horribly but this is just an absurd claim/idea.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would US benefit from invading Haiti? Isn't it completely bare in terms of any useful resources and insignificant in terms of geo politics?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a million people said, to keep Haitians in their own country. Also huge humanitarian crisises wind up being our problem one way or another. The best solution might be to install a communist dictatorship in Haiti so we can forget they exist like with Cuba.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Haitians even know how to make drugs to have drug lords?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best they can do is mud cookies

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update
    Us embassy will be targeted tomorrow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can only imagine how that will go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        America
        Fuck yeah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shoot at a bunch of highly trained, well armed troops
        >They shoot back
        And that's how it SHOULD be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just shoot them, it’s fucking Haiti, nobody gives a shit

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to be fighting off hunger pains not US soldiers

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gang member start using us army books on how to commit warfare

    now what?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lone B-52 could sink that shithole with a single pass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ammunition and fuel is worth more than the entire country though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, morons don't have the intelligence to employ weapons. Remember in Africa when the Rhodesians were wondering why all the AK adjustable sights were set to the highest number? A captured nog told them because it makes the gun shoot harder. lol. morons are just taller, less hairy chimps, no matter what weapons they acquire, they won't be able to employ them effectively.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But anon Rhodesians lost

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can take the haitians out of haiti but you can't take haiti out of the haitians.

    The solution, therefore, is obviously to deport every one of them, fix the region manually, and never let them come back lest they screw up again.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but not the ones of the fat clad Americans.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect opportunity for the USAF to test out its newest crop duster for COIN operations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think they've got any yet.

      They only just signed the contract a few months ago

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    America is fucked!

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to win? A bunch of barely human savages vs the 41%ers? Should be pure comedy gold
    >Xirs! They aren't respecting my pronouns

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to play GMT's inevitable COIN release in a couple of years.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the US want to invade Haiti?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for them to be all excited and gung ho for the invasion only for the US to just blanket the sky with drones and start picking off gang leadership until they all fall apart due to infighting.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Putin keeps threatening to flood "countries hostile to the US with weapons"
    >the best he could do is sending $10K worth to Haiti and activate a pair of shills on twitter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this dude who is reporting on Haiti was founded yesterday

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thumbnail looks like he's standing behind a Russian flag

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Haitian
          But yeah the two Haitians reporting on this are this guy and haitiinfo
          Haitiinfo is 100% pro Russian propaganda
          But they have guys on the street taking photos of stuff so it's good for recording how strong these groups are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      keeps threatening to flood "countries hostile to the US with weapons"
      he needs to drop me some krinks and ammo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've read into these gangs and their forums and they only have American guns

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He dropped money, not guns. Russia has a shortage of actual guns, so they're spending gold on foreign weapons now.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is the Dominican republic so much better off when it's just the same nogs but they speak Spanish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      France was the worst colonial empire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's so funny about that is the Mulatto and European population actually bounced back and now have more than ever on the island
        With over 500k Mulattos and Europeans
        Funny thing in 1991-1994 the country was ruled by a white guy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raoul Cédras was Mulatto though not white, also a majority of "white" Haitians have self reported ancestry and are usually mulatto

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mulatto is still pretty white homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      haiti is what happens when you let morons rule themselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      France exploited the shit out of their land, while the spanish coomers intermarried and built a society.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’ll never happen but I’d love to see an air campaign against Haiti lmao

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Tier 0 glowzog operators wielding this $25,000 carbine would it take to defeat the Haitian gangs?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      53

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >real fuckin NATO digits op
    What weapons do they have?
    HIV, among other built-in sociocultural diseases

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have dead worthless spam threads and a love of putin

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn get to be a canadian mrap gunner blasting thirdworlder gangs with your CROWS M2

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update
    Whites and Mulattos are starting to be targeted by Haitian social media

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting the wrong war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based invasion there is no such thing as a legitimate commie government

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sure delta and seals even army and national guard infantry must be horrified that guy has a machine gun how could he ever be disarmed?

    I’m not feeling good NATO bros this could be it for us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying theyll send in anything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tho we are sending shit in

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JFC i looked up how deadly these gangs are
    apparently they just fucking slaughter people in their homes

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    vatnik spam thread. they are pushing this on all their outlets ats, pol, glp, k etc (vatnik boards don't get /s). This kind of shit here means this is a dead board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vatnik spam thread
      >Mocking Haitians
      Sure about that buddy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everything is about russia-ukraine you shill paranoid fuck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah last night some dude went full retard on me saying I was a vatnik for calling an armored car
        "Armor"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They think not being an absolute NATO cock sucker means you are a russian shill. Even if your intention is not really to shit on NATO stuff.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last night you were made fun of for being retarded and you're still being retarded, vatnikbro.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Armor usually refers to IFVs and tanks, not so much armored cars.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any website where i can place a bet on the US winning?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can do it right here

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, send in the Brazilian Marines, our boys kicked their voodoo-practicing asses so hard they're still seething about it to this day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate I haven't heard anything about Brazilians in Haiti

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post some combat PrepHoleino I recall seeing a video of them years ago but I can’t find it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The use of helmet cams wasn't disseminated back then so there's no decent combat footage that I've heard.

        Elaborate I haven't heard anything about Brazilians in Haiti

        Basically the Brazilian Marines and Army had very lax ROEs and treated the whole mission as peace enforcement mission, which is UN jargon for actual war. They weren't bothering with taking any prisoners unless people actually surrendered.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there Wikipedia link or article about this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Stabilisation_Mission_in_Haiti

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninguém nem viu combate.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame the French for this. Haiti had a moderate and a radical leading their revolution back in the day, and for some reason the French kidnapped the moderate and left him to die in prison.
    Then the radical genocided all the white people, declared himself emperor, and got himself killed and everything's been shit since then.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Update
    G9 gang claims to have taken over much of Port O Prince

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have started kidnapping random foreigners, are you finally going to invade now!?
      Called it days ago.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the Hatians could kind of fuck up the U.S and NATO forces. We have centuries of hard labour that have shaped us to be fit fighters, and are practically experts at urban warfare. Yeah, i wouldnt be surprised to see mass sabotage and an organized slaughter of all the white u.s forces. There is a lot of rage and anger needing to be released for the oppression Hatians have suffered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let PrepHole know you're a Mulatto too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ur kinda gonna get btfo if it comes to that tbqh fampai

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO YOU CAN'T INVADE HAITI AGAIN REEE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WATCH ME gay

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wtf is going on? Why is the US going to invade Haiti of all places?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So we don’t get thousands of Haitians escaping to nearby countries such as the US, and since the US is the top dog in that part of the world it’s basically obligated to quell a humanitarian crisis happening in its back yard.
      There’s been multiple peacekeeping operations and police actions by the US and other North/Sourh American nations including fellow Caribbean nations in Haiti before.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nike needs new slave labor for gluing cheap shoes with carcinogenic adhesives since chinks are now industrialized and getting uppity about demanding higher wages

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were invading *us.* Thousands of the violent fucking bastards are coming across the border every month. I'm confused.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake spam vamoron PrepHole is like boring puke

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the us invade haiti? What the fuck does Haiti have that’s of any value?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just tell them to fuck off. i dont understand why countries have to pretend to care about third worlders fleeing some shithole, we can bomb goatfuckers for oil but telling someone they're not allowed in the country is too far?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt know garden gnomes in charge of america are trying to destroy it on purpose

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know right, it's not like we signed a bunch of conventions and international agreements on the treatment of refugees or anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And nobody on FOX ever questions how anyone from Ghana ends up there.
        Almost as if they wouldn't want anyone to check who's creating all these artificial migrant crises.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fox is unironically the only MSM that reports on this gay, despite the democrats trying to actively block them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then show me FOX actually talking about it. Show me FOX actually speaking up about how Africans miraculously end up in Mexico.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they do, i watch fox every day. tucker specifically brings this up all the time you ignorant gay

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no feeling of humanity, nor political reason, nor any circumstantial convenience that can force us to look indifferently at the Haitian migration. That type is frankly undesirable. Of pure African race, they cannot represent for us any ethnic incentive. Not well nourished and worse dressed, they are weak, though very prolific due to their low living conditions. For that same reason, the Haitian that enters lives afflicted by numerous and capital vices and is necessarily affected by diseases and physiological deficiencies which are endemic at the lowest levels of that society.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just going to be another Grenada?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, this is going to be Haiti part 3
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Uphold_Democracy
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Haiti

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What weapons do they have?

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a fucking Negev? lmao a negev with a negev

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JUST IN
    >JUST IN
    >JUST IN
    PUTIN TO SEND $500 BILLION IN AID TO HATIAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO COLLAPSE US MILITARY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PUTIN TO SEND $500 BILLION IN AID
      35% of the Russian economy. Are monkeys and russaball banned on PrepHole? This is not a real board.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute state of ESL war tourists

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a tankie commie vatmoron spam thread or a natsoc poltard vatmoron spam thread? Is Russia gud and the USA ebil?

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Haiti be nice if we cleared out the Haitians?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does seem to be the problem with Haiti, if they stopped sending food there it'd eventually settle down.

  63. 2 months ago
    Indian Shill

    That's an Israeli negev??
    garden gnomes really do be like that

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not to worry, we’ll have it cleaned up in two weeks, tops.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did we get tired of Ukraine already or are we just looking for another place to launder money through to politicians?

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