Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy, police forces actively steal shit only to sell back at double the price in broad daylight for example. To say they have a society implies there’s even the slightest bit of actual organization.
The smart move.
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I've hear that Dominican border patrol semi frequently gets into firefights with Haitian bandits
I’d be surprised if they didn’t, the DR is an alien civilization compared to that land stripped dump.
>Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy,
Somalia is completely stable in its northern half. While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US.
It's the southern half that's the problem.
>While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US
arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong
>arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong
DR Congo is a hellhole, I don't think any country has it as bad as that in terms of infighting.
I wouldn't rely on any statistics that downplay how bad DRC is. The stats aren't reliable because of how big the country is, and how much of it is in the Stone Age or Early Middle Ages technologically.
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The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.
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a conflict in a region of the DRC still means a large piece of land
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That map seems scarcely believably. Does it account for distortion of shape and area?
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the fact it accounts for distortion of shape and area is why it's so large, distal southern hemisphere gets cucked by most projections
South America/Africa are fricking big
Argentina for example
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this is why it's nice to have a decent globe
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Africa is unfathomably large
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it's better if you don't think about it, the world will swallow you whole
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the really fricked one is that the US and Australia are pretty close in size
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more fricked than that is realizing the size of the ocean.
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Long that song is rad
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>The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.
There are MANY conflicts in the DR Congo, as well as rampant abuse by government forces and local militias. That's the point.
Even the park rangers essentially ethnically-cleanse villages and primitives just trying to survive in the jungle.
they like to do massaceres for fun and i'm not joking when I say that haitian forces(which are essentially just a gang that's funded by the government) are equipped literally the exact same (or worse) then the gangs but with a haitian flag on top.
Barbecue (guy in OP) and his gang control the port, and the other gangs are constantly trying to kill his gang to take it over, and neither of them are interested in letting fuel or food through because they hate the government
I'll post a map of the G9 gang and what it controls to
Don't care. Like Russia, this is not my fricking problem. Mexico is our fricking probably though. Frick the israeliteSA leaders and mormon Christ haters who run this country.
>Posts pic from Operation Secure Tommorow >Marines deploy to Haiti to restore order >0 casualties, gangs disperse from their "controlled territory" >"dey won't win this time tho!"
I hate Black folk so much
>Kapitan why are our weapons so shit? >Understand comrade, good kalashnikovs had to go to defend our interest in Haiti >Where's that? >I dunno, Africa?
>But why do we keep sending them guns >Don't question it. The elders of Haiti require it
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>tapco SKS
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That’s a Chinese type 56 SKS, one of the versions modified to take AK mags. Also the stock looks like the old Choate tool and company AWB era stocks.
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>AR15 >SKS with aftermarket furniture
https://i.imgur.com/qIbTUUq.jpg
Yeah
>Half of the guns are ARS
Seems like a bunch of US civilian shit
i think they are getting them from somewhere else in South America or ATF is at it again >inb4 what about the AKs
From that photo it seems the AKs are less common than the ARs, and Russia is far from the only source for AK
Most Latin American militaries use them and there is a ton of them in the US civilian market
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Why is that MP443 in the guy on the right's pocket missing the trigger guard?
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>oooga boogga thing in front o da trigga >me chop trigga thing me bang bang fasta bix nood
ghetto version of this shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FitzGerald_Special
Apparently a lot for these gangs are pro-russian/Chinese and suspicious have a lot of new guns
So I imagine someone's giving them this confidence
If anything it seems they are getting a lot of American weapons >https://dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2022/08/18/u-s-alarmed-by-increase-in-confiscated-weapons-headed-for-haiti/
Fast and Furious 2.0?
>Hatian gangs high off their own farts actually fight American soldiers >In an engagement today a Hatian street gang engaged a platoon of marines. No Americans are reported killed or injured with 36 Hatians dead and 69 wounded.
>Russia is arming gangs in fricking HAITI while their own special military operation falls to pieces and troops are being sent to the front without winter coats
That's so absurd that I almost believe it.
The civilized nations of the world should just blockade Haiti and allow the problem to sort itself out. The Dominican Republic can claim the other half of the island after they all eat each other or die of dysentery within a year.
Being a Dominican must be like living through The Camp of the Saints except instead of there being some hope that somebody will sink the approaching fleet you just have to pray the horde doesn't get bored and decide to come wreck your side of the island.
I mean we occupied it in the early 1900s, went back in the 90s, went in 2004 for to stop a coup, then its rumored we cosigned a coup to get rid of the guy we helped in 04. Haiti needs to understand that its just unlucky in being so close to a global empire that refuses to outright annex it. It doesnt get to be a normal country or self-determine anything. We should just make it a territory or something.
And they did so at the bidding of Toussaint Louverture who was...a slave who obtained freedom and then became a slave owner himself.
Fun fact: Louverture forced the Haitians back onto plantations because he recognized that Haiti needed an economy. Sure, they were working for wages now, but many of them didn't want to work anymore. They just wanted to laze around and enjoy the fruits of someon else's labor. Or maybe just voodoo food into existence.
Covid pandemic was manufactured to line the pockets of big pharma. The actual illness itself was a meme, most of the deaths were people with chronic issues already or would die within the next 5 years
>everyone catching the worst flu
Me and a few others I know got tested positive and the symptoms were the sniffles and a mild headache for a week at worst. Stop overdramatising it
I don't have the statistic on hand, but it was something like a 99.995% survival rate for people under 70. The average age of a covid fatality was several years over the average life expectancy. It killed people who were old or already severely physically handicapped. That's it. The media went 24/7 propaganda and made people think it was way worse than it was.
im not sure. my mom got it and i expected to get it since i live at home. i eventually did get sick and it was more of a general malaise that lasted about ten days, something i've never experienced before. i tested negative both times but its possible i tested too early and too late.
Too poor for travel means too poor for transmission. This will change eventually and covid will kill 100% of the population as they all refused the vax. Haiti will not survive to 2030 and it will be the first modern country annihilated by disease. Cap this post.
No shot would they invade Haiti. Maybe they will give intelligence to the haitians, but troops on the ground will be a very bad optics, especially right before the elections
Apparently the local gud bois are tearing shit apart to protest a delivery of American and Canadian military equipment, and the government is asking for a joint burger/leaf strike force
Yeah. It happens with regularity. We invade Haiti and help them get their shit together. Hopefully there isn't another devastating earthquake to frick it all up again.
kek. i cant wait murifats wasting another 500 billions stolen on fake reports from some´starving poor island, which can export its farm products since murifats imposed world wide sanctions on their island for 40 years in a row.
>implying sleepy joe's handlers would ever risk his chances for re-election >implying Blacks won't run for the hills the moment drones start to take them out
He's going to end up like the gang leader in Somalia. Yeah, he paraded around US SoF soldiers, but the US still murdered him and his faction fricking disappeared at the end.
This also isn't Somalia so if shit really went down you bet your ass air assets with those blade bombs or something else would show up to give precision destruction to cover any allies.
These guys wish they could put up as much of a fight as the Somalians did. Aidid was an experienced military officer and much of his militia consisted of relatively well-equipped former soldiers. Meanwhile, the Haitians have no military training, no heavy weapons, and their "combat experience" is limited to scaring off corrupt cops and shooting at other gang bangers. There are gangs in the US stronger than these guys.
I genuinely can't comprehend how a country can just get that fricked. Especially when their next door neighbours are relatively well off. Does any have a documentary on the history of Haiti that you'll recommend?
Here's what he controls
>Fake map
Someone add the JEB! sector
This is what Haiti is begging assistance for? Regular street gangs?
Gangs with fake tanks
Ah frick Killdozer had risen from the grave!
Never underestimate the power of vodou
When you're a Haiti-tier shithole, even street gangs can push you around. It's worse when your voodoo witchdoctors defect to them.
Basically the gangs are at the same level as a Syrian terrorist group
Below Hamas but above MS-13
So Haiti can't fight that
Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy, police forces actively steal shit only to sell back at double the price in broad daylight for example. To say they have a society implies there’s even the slightest bit of actual organization.
I’d be surprised if they didn’t, the DR is an alien civilization compared to that land stripped dump.
>Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy,
Somalia is completely stable in its northern half. While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US.
It's the southern half that's the problem.
Somaliland actually ranks highest in democracy amongst the horn of Africa and east Africa
49/100
>While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US
arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong
Per Capita I think so but that's cause the numbers are screwed
>arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong
DR Congo is a hellhole, I don't think any country has it as bad as that in terms of infighting.
I wouldn't rely on any statistics that downplay how bad DRC is. The stats aren't reliable because of how big the country is, and how much of it is in the Stone Age or Early Middle Ages technologically.
The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.
a conflict in a region of the DRC still means a large piece of land
That map seems scarcely believably. Does it account for distortion of shape and area?
the fact it accounts for distortion of shape and area is why it's so large, distal southern hemisphere gets cucked by most projections
South America/Africa are fricking big
Argentina for example
this is why it's nice to have a decent globe
Africa is unfathomably large
it's better if you don't think about it, the world will swallow you whole
the really fricked one is that the US and Australia are pretty close in size
more fricked than that is realizing the size of the ocean.
Long that song is rad
>The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.
There are MANY conflicts in the DR Congo, as well as rampant abuse by government forces and local militias. That's the point.
Even the park rangers essentially ethnically-cleanse villages and primitives just trying to survive in the jungle.
they like to do massaceres for fun and i'm not joking when I say that haitian forces(which are essentially just a gang that's funded by the government) are equipped literally the exact same (or worse) then the gangs but with a haitian flag on top.
Barbecue (guy in OP) and his gang control the port, and the other gangs are constantly trying to kill his gang to take it over, and neither of them are interested in letting fuel or food through because they hate the government
They should call the salvadorean president. That motherfricker is destroying much better equipped and organized gangs than that.
Really? More power to him then.
They currently control the port
Port and some industrial areas
How much industrialized is Haiti?
I know they have a lot of textile stuff. That’s about it really
Not much
>G-Pep
Not sure why but this sounds like such a good name for a Haitian gang neighborhood.
Need a G-Pepe pic now.
Make it son
Sounds like the name of a fitness supplement
Don't care. Like Russia, this is not my fricking problem. Mexico is our fricking probably though. Frick the israeliteSA leaders and mormon Christ haters who run this country.
>Posts pic from Operation Secure Tommorow
>Marines deploy to Haiti to restore order
>0 casualties, gangs disperse from their "controlled territory"
>"dey won't win this time tho!"
I hate Black folk so much
Apparently a lot for these gangs are pro-russian/Chinese and suspicious have a lot of new guns
So I imagine someone's giving them this confidence
>A lot of new guns
Yeah
>Kapitan why are our weapons so shit?
>Understand comrade, good kalashnikovs had to go to defend our interest in Haiti
>Where's that?
>I dunno, Africa?
>But why do we keep sending them guns
>Don't question it. The elders of Haiti require it
>tapco SKS
That’s a Chinese type 56 SKS, one of the versions modified to take AK mags. Also the stock looks like the old Choate tool and company AWB era stocks.
>AR15
>SKS with aftermarket furniture
>Half of the guns are ARS
Seems like a bunch of US civilian shit
i think they are getting them from somewhere else in South America or ATF is at it again
>inb4 what about the AKs
From that photo it seems the AKs are less common than the ARs, and Russia is far from the only source for AK
Most Latin American militaries use them and there is a ton of them in the US civilian market
Why is that MP443 in the guy on the right's pocket missing the trigger guard?
>oooga boogga thing in front o da trigga
>me chop trigga thing me bang bang fasta bix nood
ghetto version of this shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FitzGerald_Special
>Arm the mob upgrade complete
>AK-47s for EVERYONE!
>that blue and red shirt
New Saga incoming lads
Tula factory new.
Tbf those are newer than what the mobilized troops are getting.
the bag or whatever under the ak looks like a mustached head
If anything it seems they are getting a lot of American weapons
>https://dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2022/08/18/u-s-alarmed-by-increase-in-confiscated-weapons-headed-for-haiti/
Fast and Furious 2.0?
Might just be that the gangs have branches (or just cousins and shit) in the USA now who are shipping weapons back to them
>Hatian gangs high off their own farts actually fight American soldiers
>In an engagement today a Hatian street gang engaged a platoon of marines. No Americans are reported killed or injured with 36 Hatians dead and 69 wounded.
Dude I wanna see that
>Russia is arming gangs in fricking HAITI while their own special military operation falls to pieces and troops are being sent to the front without winter coats
That's so absurd that I almost believe it.
this
knegg 😉
new guns and zero training, yeah it will work great...
All US troops need do is the classic knee on neck maneuver then normal Haitian blood chemistry will finish the job.
>preparating to trample on sovereign Haiti soil
Funny how these "brave patriots" haven't realized their country has already been taken over and colonized by Arabs.
The frick kind of Arab is carl
Clearly brown
I mean he's fat as frick lmao
Also olive skin== brown
Brown would be Mulatto/Ethiopian
>you will see Marines battling voodoo militias again
What a time to be alive.
It'll be a cool proxy war too
Also around the same time Russia is making failed imperialist wars against an enemy they thought was inferior to them. History repeats
To be fair, the Japanese did start that war with a surprise naval assault at dawn. A bit typecast of them.
God damn it
wait for the m5 to be in service so we can see a new aesthetic at least
No
Who the frick is Haiti
>t. The American people
Someone had to spell check this. Also any guesses about PMC involvement?
No PMC mentioned
But Russian flags are all around
Dude it's most likely the Marines are going to be sent in so we'll see the M27 in action
The M5 will never be in service.
literally who the frick wants to invade haiti
The civilized nations of the world should just blockade Haiti and allow the problem to sort itself out. The Dominican Republic can claim the other half of the island after they all eat each other or die of dysentery within a year.
Shitholes don't magically stop being shitholes
That's not true. Zimbabwe was actually really nice until they stopped genociding the nigs
Fun fact: They do if WE stop rebuilding them.
kek 😉
criminal gangs should be killed without mercy
>America and Mexico could possibly invade
>Everyone is focused on Ukraine
I want 500 threads on this this sounds cool
I'm trying homie
I'm trying
Let Dominican Republic handle this mess
If they could the would have done it a long time ago
No, they've spent a century or more keeping Haitians out and they don't want to jeapordize the border to any degree.
All they've done is build a wall
The smart move.
I've hear that Dominican border patrol semi frequently gets into firefights with Haitian bandits
Just say to them "you will have five years, no info gets out, all crimes will be forgoten or pardoned" and you will get a clean isle.
Dominicans fricking hate Haiti. The only reason Haiti hasn't been annexed by them is to exist as a containment zone.
its only question of time until all island turned into sweet african Black person shithole.
Being a Dominican must be like living through The Camp of the Saints except instead of there being some hope that somebody will sink the approaching fleet you just have to pray the horde doesn't get bored and decide to come wreck your side of the island.
But it is camp of the saints. It's just the ending where the guy is in Switzerland watching if the borders are going to be opened or not.
A-10 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrt?
They rightfully tried to do an ethnic cleansing a few times. You know its bad when the hispanics are trying to exterminate you
a rare case where depopulating the country is the humane solution
I hope after all that time in the Middle East, the US knows how to COIN
>He doesn't know
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Haiti
This is infinitely more interesting than butthurt slav meme wars
Yeah dude I'm sick of threads about two corrupt shit holes fighting each other over concrete apartment complexes
I mean we occupied it in the early 1900s, went back in the 90s, went in 2004 for to stop a coup, then its rumored we cosigned a coup to get rid of the guy we helped in 04. Haiti needs to understand that its just unlucky in being so close to a global empire that refuses to outright annex it. It doesnt get to be a normal country or self-determine anything. We should just make it a territory or something.
America just likes killing Haitians every few years
I mean, Voodoo really needs to be exterminated, but nobody has the will to go through with it.
As much as I hate americans, haitians deserve it for killing their frog overlords
And they did so at the bidding of Toussaint Louverture who was...a slave who obtained freedom and then became a slave owner himself.
Fun fact: Louverture forced the Haitians back onto plantations because he recognized that Haiti needed an economy. Sure, they were working for wages now, but many of them didn't want to work anymore. They just wanted to laze around and enjoy the fruits of someon else's labor. Or maybe just voodoo food into existence.
Toussaint didn't instigate the genocide, that was Dessalines
The phrase "wish a homie would" hasn't been as applicable to any situation within recent memory as it is now.
Any bets of GOPniks fricking this policing action up just to please their masters?
how did countries like this even survive covid
by always being in a state of collapse no global crisis can affect you
This. Nobody said shit about Somalia during the 'rona, after all.
>how did countries like this even survive a respiratory illness only mildly more harmful than the flu
Gee Timmy, I dunno.
Covid pandemic was manufactured to line the pockets of big pharma. The actual illness itself was a meme, most of the deaths were people with chronic issues already or would die within the next 5 years
>The actual illness itself was a meme
yeah man everyone all of a sudden catching the worst flu of their life all within the same month is just a coincidence.
>everyone catching the worst flu
Me and a few others I know got tested positive and the symptoms were the sniffles and a mild headache for a week at worst. Stop overdramatising it
I don't have the statistic on hand, but it was something like a 99.995% survival rate for people under 70. The average age of a covid fatality was several years over the average life expectancy. It killed people who were old or already severely physically handicapped. That's it. The media went 24/7 propaganda and made people think it was way worse than it was.
>The media went 24/7 propaganda
It has been the number 3 cause of death in the US for 2 years in a row now.
anon people are just gonna start dumping infographics they want to believe its impossible to have a civil discussion about covid on PrepHole.
>worst flu of their life
Did you get it? I did and it gave me a headache for a day.
Still took the 2 paid weeks off my work was offering lmao
>Did you get it?
im not sure. my mom got it and i expected to get it since i live at home. i eventually did get sick and it was more of a general malaise that lasted about ten days, something i've never experienced before. i tested negative both times but its possible i tested too early and too late.
>worst flu of their life
I literally have it right now and I’ve been feeling a little bit tired for a few days nowhere near as bad as some flus I’ve had
no one goes to haiti so their exposer to it was extremely limited
Can't jam the hospitals if there are no hospitals.
Lots of sun and lower obesity
They don't have MSNBC.
The situation couldn't get much worse, so it didn't.
Too poor for travel means too poor for transmission. This will change eventually and covid will kill 100% of the population as they all refused the vax. Haiti will not survive to 2030 and it will be the first modern country annihilated by disease. Cap this post.
"Modern"
Subsaharan africa also did.
Black folk about to get BTFO by trannies AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Me playing Overthrow in Arma 3.
No shot would they invade Haiti. Maybe they will give intelligence to the haitians, but troops on the ground will be a very bad optics, especially right before the elections
Apparently the local gud bois are tearing shit apart to protest a delivery of American and Canadian military equipment, and the government is asking for a joint burger/leaf strike force
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/haiti-wants-us-canada-lead-anti-gang-strike-force-diplomat-says-2022-10-10/
Yeah. It happens with regularity. We invade Haiti and help them get their shit together. Hopefully there isn't another devastating earthquake to frick it all up again.
>Haitian Gang Leader
kek. i cant wait murifats wasting another 500 billions stolen on fake reports from some´starving poor island, which can export its farm products since murifats imposed world wide sanctions on their island for 40 years in a row.
Based, can’t wait to start posting pics of scores of dead Americans from the inevitable invasion
>implying sleepy joe's handlers would ever risk his chances for re-election
>implying Blacks won't run for the hills the moment drones start to take them out
topkek
>sleepy joe
stop using stupid trump era nicknames. biden's new nickname is dark brandon
I prefer Uncle Joe, mostly for the wholly unjustified comparisons it evokes for me between him and Stalin.
Also he's old as shit.
joetato or pedo joe is more fitting
He's going to end up like the gang leader in Somalia. Yeah, he paraded around US SoF soldiers, but the US still murdered him and his faction fricking disappeared at the end.
This also isn't Somalia so if shit really went down you bet your ass air assets with those blade bombs or something else would show up to give precision destruction to cover any allies.
These guys wish they could put up as much of a fight as the Somalians did. Aidid was an experienced military officer and much of his militia consisted of relatively well-equipped former soldiers. Meanwhile, the Haitians have no military training, no heavy weapons, and their "combat experience" is limited to scaring off corrupt cops and shooting at other gang bangers. There are gangs in the US stronger than these guys.
I think the heaviest weapon I've seen is an Israeli machine gun
>Dude it's just going to be like Afghanistan
Behold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Uphold_Democracy
>china starts supplying haitians with weaponry and droning them
Capturing chink shit to humiliate on an international stage wouls be fun
I don't understand. Conan O'Brien told me Haiti was a great country. How could this happen?
When the pictures of dead gangsters and war-torn streets start emerging, we'll have to do the needful and shoop him in.
God can the us invade fast enough
It's the only place in the americas that is africa tier.
I genuinely can't comprehend how a country can just get that fricked. Especially when their next door neighbours are relatively well off. Does any have a documentary on the history of Haiti that you'll recommend?
putin should utilise the hatian gangs against HATO
Just as how the US made examples of Grenada and Panama after Vietnam, they are planning to do the same to Haiti after Afghanistan
Wanker will probably get R9X'd if it comes down to it.