Haitian Gang Leader preparing for us invasion. Will it work

I'll post a map of the G9 gang and what it controls to

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what he controls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fake map
      Someone add the JEB! sector

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what Haiti is begging assistance for? Regular street gangs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gangs with fake tanks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah fuck Killdozer had risen from the grave!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never underestimate the power of vodou

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you're a Haiti-tier shithole, even street gangs can push you around. It's worse when your voodoo witchdoctors defect to them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically the gangs are at the same level as a Syrian terrorist group
        Below Hamas but above MS-13
        So Haiti can't fight that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy, police forces actively steal shit only to sell back at double the price in broad daylight for example. To say they have a society implies there’s even the slightest bit of actual organization.

        The smart move.
        [...]
        I've hear that Dominican border patrol semi frequently gets into firefights with Haitian bandits

        I’d be surprised if they didn’t, the DR is an alien civilization compared to that land stripped dump.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Haiti is Somalia tier anarchy,
          Somalia is completely stable in its northern half. While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US.
          It's the southern half that's the problem.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Somaliland actually ranks highest in democracy amongst the horn of Africa and east Africa
            49/100

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >While Puntland and Somaliland probably have less deaths then the US
            arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Per Capita I think so but that's cause the numbers are screwed

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >arent baltimore and a few other areas more dangerous than congo and syria? or did I hear wrong

              DR Congo is a hellhole, I don't think any country has it as bad as that in terms of infighting.
              I wouldn't rely on any statistics that downplay how bad DRC is. The stats aren't reliable because of how big the country is, and how much of it is in the Stone Age or Early Middle Ages technologically.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                a conflict in a region of the DRC still means a large piece of land

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That map seems scarcely believably. Does it account for distortion of shape and area?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fact it accounts for distortion of shape and area is why it's so large, distal southern hemisphere gets cucked by most projections
                South America/Africa are fucking big
                Argentina for example

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is why it's nice to have a decent globe

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Africa is unfathomably large

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's better if you don't think about it, the world will swallow you whole

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the really fucked one is that the US and Australia are pretty close in size

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                more fucked than that is realizing the size of the ocean.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Long that song is rad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire country of Congo? I thought the current conflict is with a small region in the north? They're much better off now than they were in all of the 20th century.

                There are MANY conflicts in the DR Congo, as well as rampant abuse by government forces and local militias. That's the point.
                Even the park rangers essentially ethnically-cleanse villages and primitives just trying to survive in the jungle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they like to do massaceres for fun and i'm not joking when I say that haitian forces(which are essentially just a gang that's funded by the government) are equipped literally the exact same (or worse) then the gangs but with a haitian flag on top.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barbecue (guy in OP) and his gang control the port, and the other gangs are constantly trying to kill his gang to take it over, and neither of them are interested in letting fuel or food through because they hate the government

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should call the salvadorean president. That motherfucker is destroying much better equipped and organized gangs than that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really? More power to him then.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They currently control the port

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Port and some industrial areas

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How much industrialized is Haiti?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know they have a lot of textile stuff. That’s about it really

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >G-Pep
      Not sure why but this sounds like such a good name for a Haitian gang neighborhood.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Need a G-Pepe pic now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make it son

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the name of a fitness supplement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/K56xem5.jpg

      I'll post a map of the G9 gang and what it controls to

      Don't care. Like Russia, this is not my fucking problem. Mexico is our fucking probably though. Fuck the garden gnomeSA leaders and mormon Christ haters who run this country.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Posts pic from Operation Secure Tommorow
    >Marines deploy to Haiti to restore order
    >0 casualties, gangs disperse from their "controlled territory"
    >"dey won't win this time tho!"
    I hate morons so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently a lot for these gangs are pro-russian/Chinese and suHispanicious have a lot of new guns
      So I imagine someone's giving them this confidence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot of new guns

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kapitan why are our weapons so shit?
            >Understand comrade, good kalashnikovs had to go to defend our interest in Haiti
            >Where's that?
            >I dunno, Africa?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >But why do we keep sending them guns
              >Don't question it. The elders of Haiti require it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tapco SKS

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a Chinese type 56 SKS, one of the versions modified to take AK mags. Also the stock looks like the old Choate tool and company AWB era stocks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >AR15
                >SKS with aftermarket furniture

                https://i.imgur.com/qIbTUUq.jpg

                Yeah

                >Half of the guns are ARS
                Seems like a bunch of US civilian shit
                i think they are getting them from somewhere else in South America or ATF is at it again
                >inb4 what about the AKs
                From that photo it seems the AKs are less common than the ARs, and Russia is far from the only source for AK
                Most Latin American militaries use them and there is a ton of them in the US civilian market

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is that MP443 in the guy on the right's pocket missing the trigger guard?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oooga boogga thing in front o da trigga
                >me chop trigga thing me bang bang fasta bix nood
                ghetto version of this shit
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FitzGerald_Special

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Arm the mob upgrade complete

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >AK-47s for EVERYONE!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that blue and red shirt

            New Saga incoming lads

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tula factory new.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tbf those are newer than what the mobilized troops are getting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the bag or whatever under the ak looks like a mustached head

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently a lot for these gangs are pro-russian/Chinese and suHispanicious have a lot of new guns
          So I imagine someone's giving them this confidence

          If anything it seems they are getting a lot of American weapons
          >https://dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2022/08/18/u-s-alarmed-by-increase-in-confiscated-weapons-headed-for-haiti/
          Fast and Furious 2.0?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Might just be that the gangs have branches (or just cousins and shit) in the USA now who are shipping weapons back to them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hatian gangs high off their own farts actually fight American soldiers
        >In an engagement today a Hatian street gang engaged a platoon of marines. No Americans are reported killed or injured with 36 Hatians dead and 69 wounded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude I wanna see that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Russia is arming gangs in fucking HAITI while their own special military operation falls to pieces and troops are being sent to the front without winter coats
        That's so absurd that I almost believe it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      All US troops need do is the classic knee on neck maneuver then normal Haitian blood chemistry will finish the job.

      knegg 😉

      Apparently a lot for these gangs are pro-russian/Chinese and suHispanicious have a lot of new guns
      So I imagine someone's giving them this confidence

      new guns and zero training, yeah it will work great...

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All US troops need do is the classic knee on neck maneuver then normal Haitian blood chemistry will finish the job.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >preparating to trample on sovereign Haiti soil

    Funny how these "brave patriots" haven't realized their country has already been taken over and colonized by Arabs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck kind of Arab is carl

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly brown

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he's fat as fuck lmao
          Also olive skin== brown
          Brown would be Mulatto/Ethiopian

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will see Marines battling voodoo militias again
    What a time to be alive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be a cool proxy war too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also around the same time Russia is making failed imperialist wars against an enemy they thought was inferior to them. History repeats

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the Japanese did start that war with a surprise naval assault at dawn. A bit typecast of them.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it
    wait for the m5 to be in service so we can see a new aesthetic at least

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the fuck is Haiti
        >t. The American people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone had to spell check this. Also any guesses about PMC involvement?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No PMC mentioned
          But Russian flags are all around

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude it's most likely the Marines are going to be sent in so we'll see the M27 in action

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The M5 will never be in service.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who the fuck wants to invade haiti

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The civilized nations of the world should just blockade Haiti and allow the problem to sort itself out. The Dominican Republic can claim the other half of the island after they all eat each other or die of dysentery within a year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitholes don't magically stop being shitholes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true. Zimbabwe was actually really nice until they stopped genociding the nigs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: They do if WE stop rebuilding them.

        That's not true. Zimbabwe was actually really nice until they stopped genociding the nigs

        kek 😉

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    criminal gangs should be killed without mercy

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >America and Mexico could possibly invade
    >Everyone is focused on Ukraine
    I want 500 threads on this this sounds cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying homie
      I'm trying

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let Dominican Republic handle this mess

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they could the would have done it a long time ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they've spent a century or more keeping Haitians out and they don't want to jeapordize the border to any degree.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All they've done is build a wall

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The smart move.

        No, they've spent a century or more keeping Haitians out and they don't want to jeapordize the border to any degree.

        I've hear that Dominican border patrol semi frequently gets into firefights with Haitian bandits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say to them "you will have five years, no info gets out, all crimes will be forgoten or pardoned" and you will get a clean isle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dominicans fucking hate Haiti. The only reason Haiti hasn't been annexed by them is to exist as a containment zone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its only question of time until all island turned into sweet african moron shithole.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a Dominican must be like living through The Camp of the Saints except instead of there being some hope that somebody will sink the approaching fleet you just have to pray the horde doesn't get bored and decide to come wreck your side of the island.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it is camp of the saints. It's just the ending where the guy is in Switzerland watching if the borders are going to be opened or not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A-10 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrt?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They rightfully tried to do an ethnic cleansing a few times. You know its bad when the Hispanics are trying to exterminate you

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a rare case where depopulating the country is the humane solution

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope after all that time in the Middle East, the US knows how to COIN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Haiti

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is infinitely more interesting than butthurt slav meme wars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude I'm sick of threads about two corrupt shit holes fighting each other over concrete apartment complexes

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean we occupied it in the early 1900s, went back in the 90s, went in 2004 for to stop a coup, then its rumored we cosigned a coup to get rid of the guy we helped in 04. Haiti needs to understand that its just unlucky in being so close to a global empire that refuses to outright annex it. It doesnt get to be a normal country or self-determine anything. We should just make it a territory or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America just likes killing Haitians every few years

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Voodoo really needs to be exterminated, but nobody has the will to go through with it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I hate americans, haitians deserve it for killing their frog overlords

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they did so at the bidding of Toussaint Louverture who was...a slave who obtained freedom and then became a slave owner himself.
          Fun fact: Louverture forced the Haitians back onto plantations because he recognized that Haiti needed an economy. Sure, they were working for wages now, but many of them didn't want to work anymore. They just wanted to laze around and enjoy the fruits of someon else's labor. Or maybe just voodoo food into existence.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Toussaint didn't instigate the genocide, that was Dessalines

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The phrase "wish a bro would" hasn't been as applicable to any situation within recent memory as it is now.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any bets of GOPniks fucking this policing action up just to please their masters?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did countries like this even survive covid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by always being in a state of collapse no global crisis can affect you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Nobody said shit about Somalia during the 'rona, after all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how did countries like this even survive a respiratory illness only mildly more harmful than the flu
      Gee Timmy, I dunno.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Covid pandemic was manufactured to line the pockets of big pharma. The actual illness itself was a meme, most of the deaths were people with chronic issues already or would die within the next 5 years

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The actual illness itself was a meme

        yeah man everyone all of a sudden catching the worst flu of their life all within the same month is just a coincidence.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone catching the worst flu
          Me and a few others I know got tested positive and the symptoms were the sniffles and a mild headache for a week at worst. Stop overdramatising it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have the statistic on hand, but it was something like a 99.995% survival rate for people under 70. The average age of a covid fatality was several years over the average life expectancy. It killed people who were old or already severely physically handicapped. That's it. The media went 24/7 propaganda and made people think it was way worse than it was.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The media went 24/7 propaganda
            It has been the number 3 cause of death in the US for 2 years in a row now.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon people are just gonna start dumping infographics they want to believe its impossible to have a civil discussion about covid on PrepHole.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worst flu of their life
          Did you get it? I did and it gave me a headache for a day.
          Still took the 2 paid weeks off my work was offering lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did you get it?

            im not sure. my mom got it and i expected to get it since i live at home. i eventually did get sick and it was more of a general malaise that lasted about ten days, something i've never experienced before. i tested negative both times but its possible i tested too early and too late.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worst flu of their life

          I literally have it right now and I’ve been feeling a little bit tired for a few days nowhere near as bad as some flus I’ve had

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one goes to haiti so their exposer to it was extremely limited

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't jam the hospitals if there are no hospitals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of sun and lower obesity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have MSNBC.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The situation couldn't get much worse, so it didn't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too poor for travel means too poor for transmission. This will change eventually and covid will kill 100% of the population as they all refused the vax. Haiti will not survive to 2030 and it will be the first modern country annihilated by disease. Cap this post.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Modern"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subsaharan africa also did.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons about to get BTFO by trannies AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me playing Overthrow in Arma 3.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shot would they invade Haiti. Maybe they will give intelligence to the haitians, but troops on the ground will be a very bad optics, especially right before the elections

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the local gud bois are tearing shit apart to protest a delivery of American and Canadian military equipment, and the government is asking for a joint burger/leaf strike force

    https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/haiti-wants-us-canada-lead-anti-gang-strike-force-diplomat-says-2022-10-10/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It happens with regularity. We invade Haiti and help them get their shit together. Hopefully there isn't another devastating earthquake to fuck it all up again.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Haitian Gang Leader

    kek. i cant wait murifats wasting another 500 billions stolen on fake reports from some´starving poor island, which can export its farm products since murifats imposed world wide sanctions on their island for 40 years in a row.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, can’t wait to start posting pics of scores of dead Americans from the inevitable invasion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying sleepy joe's handlers would ever risk his chances for re-election
      >implying Blackids won't run for the hills the moment drones start to take them out

      topkek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sleepy joe

        stop using stupid trump era nicknames. biden's new nickname is dark brandon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer Uncle Joe, mostly for the wholly unjustified comparisons it evokes for me between him and Stalin.
          Also he's old as shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          joetato or pedo joe is more fitting

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to end up like the gang leader in Somalia. Yeah, he paraded around US SoF soldiers, but the US still murdered him and his faction fucking disappeared at the end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This also isn't Somalia so if shit really went down you bet your ass air assets with those blade bombs or something else would show up to give precision destruction to cover any allies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys wish they could put up as much of a fight as the Somalians did. Aidid was an experienced military officer and much of his militia consisted of relatively well-equipped former soldiers. Meanwhile, the Haitians have no military training, no heavy weapons, and their "combat experience" is limited to scaring off corrupt cops and shooting at other gang bangers. There are gangs in the US stronger than these guys.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the heaviest weapon I've seen is an Israeli machine gun

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude it's just going to be like Afghanistan
    Behold
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Uphold_Democracy

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >china starts supplying haitians with weaponry and droning them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capturing chink shit to humiliate on an international stage wouls be fun

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand. Conan O'Brien told me Haiti was a great country. How could this happen?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the pictures of dead gangsters and war-torn streets start emerging, we'll have to do the needful and shoop him in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God can the us invade fast enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only place in the americas that is africa tier.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely can't comprehend how a country can just get that fucked. Especially when their next door neighbours are relatively well off. Does any have a documentary on the history of Haiti that you'll recommend?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    putin should utilise the hatian gangs against HATO

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just as how the US made examples of Grenada and Panama after Vietnam, they are planning to do the same to Haiti after Afghanistan

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanker will probably get R9X'd if it comes down to it.

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