>had a dream where I ate all my .44 ammo like hard candy

>had a dream where I ate all my .44 ammo like hard candy
What does this mean

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You never know until you try anon

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want a gun that you can feed 44 ammo to like it was candy. Time to save up for a Henry I guess.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gun = penis
    ammo = cum

    Sorry to bring the news.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      Op is a gay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RSWGA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like you're the gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Freud, get back in your box. To you everything is benis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frued and his theories were incredibly gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get back in your box
        You subconciously want to frick your mother, that box being an symbol for her vegana that you want to crawl back into

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite thing about Freud is when people trying to use his own bullshit on him to make him a wienersucker since he liked sucking on cigars so much he chimped out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE GUN IS GOOD
      THE PENIS IS EVIL

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything is just a dick to that guy, homie was so caught up in dicks that he made it his whole ass psych major

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should eat your bullets

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guess its time to eat lead. I had a dream the other night where I encountered a talking M2 and one of those anime fox girls with fat honkers, I don't know what any of it means but I think I should join the marines

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the marines don't have anime fox girls with fat honkers
      also the manga you're thinking of is this:
      https://mangadex.org/title/c8b7c932-3eaa-4005-81ef-c70f2862b51b

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the marines don't have anime fox girls with fat honkers
        They could solve their recruitment issue so easily...

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wear your plate carrier before using your litterbox

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream after I read some of those illustrated pictures of what life was like in the gulag.

    A boy didn't want his younger brother to be raped, so they had to hide somewhere outside of the regular living quarters, but the only place that was warm enough for them to not freeze to death from the blizzard that rolled in was the building where they disposed of the bodies by throwing them into molten metal.

    I think I already know what it means.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it means to buy a case of 44 magnum before elections

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream last night that was actually kinda scary;

    >regular day at the office
    >suddenly a bunch of brutish aliens or monsters show up and start killing everyone outside similar to the locust in gears of war
    >they're just gunning down people left and right
    >everything on fire
    >follow a crowd of people to a refugee center
    >can't find my wife or daughter
    >army shows up
    >they basically just start handing everyone old m16s and pushing us out the door, telling us to buy time for the other refugee centers
    >street is chock full of regular people running into heavy machine gun fire from the aliens/monsters "to buy time" everyone is dying
    >manage to crawl over a burm and take shelter in a forest next to a new construction development and strip mall where I witness further carnage
    >day passes, everything is quiet
    >hitch a ride on the back of some old pick up track to the interior of Florida
    >it's still super dangerous monster/alien/locust gangs are roving around
    >wake up
    >kind of mad the dream didn't come to a conclusion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aliens = Black folks
      you dreamed about the beginning of the race war

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I found a bunch of ants in my kitchen (they had got into the cat food) so I spent about an hour tracking them down and killing them, putting out poison, and plugging gaps they went through. When I was lying in bed I was daydreaming about doing this, but hunting down Zerglings instead. This turned into a semi-lucid dream where I was fighting Zerg. I think I was Jim Raynor but I was lucid enough to call myself "John Starcraft" and I laughed myself awake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to recommend Permethrin before I remembered you said cat; that stuff doesn't agree with cats well. Though Diatomaceous Earth is a good way to frick up ants. Use a bottle like a mustard/condiment bottle from Dollar Tree to spray it after filling said bottle. Don't breathe it though, it's pretty much stone dust. Also if you use a mister with alcohol in it, it'll kill them on contact. Frick ants. FRICK ANTS. God I hate summer. Absurdly hot and humid days, gnats, wasps, ants, ticks. The annoying shit never ends.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty thing is I live in an apartment, and even if I keep mine clean, my neighbours don't. They are (for lack of a better term) somewhat darker in skin tone than I am. And they don't clean up after themselves, and they leave garbage lying around.
        I use ant poison underneath the oven/fridge where the cats won't get to it, but it only does so much if the neighbours keep feeding the ants.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can use diatomaceous earth in a ton of locations. Doorways, windows, even behind wall socket plates. As long as it stays dry and undisturbed it'll just keep killing them. To ants, it's like walking through broken glass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gaytomato earth is safe to eat. My mom used to make me drink it w water when i was a kid

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, there's food grade. IIRC some birdseed has it in it as well as animal feed
          >My mom used to make me drink it w water when i was a kid
          wtf anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a guy snort an ant line like cocaine once.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean in a dream, right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no this was real life. im pretty sure he was a meth head.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are aware that the .44 is just a childish toy, a useless and empty plaything of empty calories.. Your mind is telling you to enjoy it, but to move on to the meat and potatoes of real weapons of war.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a super vivid dream that I was back in my old AC Guy van and driving down a backroad to a job with a guy I used to work with. He pointed out a hog in the woods off the side of the road and we stopped to check it out. Then I decided to shoot it, so I did with an AR that I apparently had with me in this dream, but it wouldn't die. Instead it charged me FAST from way out and I barely got into the back of my van before it was on me. I tried to slam the door shut but it wedged its cinderblock of a head in before I could and sliced my hand and arm up with it's tusks while I was trying to beat it to death with the door, which felt real in the dream. Then I woke up. Anyway I've never had a run in with a hog before so it wasn't some sort of trauma nightmare and I'm not sure why I'm telling you all this, but here we are.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It mean I WANT CANDY I WANT CANDY UHN I NEED CANDY! I'M GOING TO DRILL DOWN TO HELL! I EED SOME TIME TO GET RESITUATED. I WANT CANDY!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CatCrunchGif.gif

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am the strelok

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating bullets can have extremely serious consequences and should never be attempted. Bullets are typically made of lead, copper, and other metals, which are not meant for ingestion. If someone were to eat a bullet, several potential dangers could arise:

    1. Toxicity: Lead is a toxic substance, and ingesting even small amounts can lead to lead poisoning. This can cause symptoms ranging from nausea and vomiting to seizures, organ damage, and even death.

    2. Injury: Bullets are typically made to withstand high pressure and are not meant to be broken down by the digestive system. Swallowing a bullet could cause damage to the digestive tract, including perforation or obstruction, which could be life-threatening.

    3. Choking Hazard: Bullets are solid objects and could potentially cause choking if they become lodged in the throat.

    4. Chemical Reactions: The various metals in bullets could react with stomach acid, leading to the release of harmful gases or other substances.

    In short, eating bullets is extremely dangerous and can have severe health consequences. If someone ingests a bullet or any other foreign object, it is essential to seek medical attention immediately.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream that I was fricking your mom. Then I woke up, and I fricked your mom.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stockpile more .44 ammo.

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