guys what is this

encountered in the woods, wat do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    use it to wipe up the next 578 shits you take

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      looks like an old phone book

      btw i just fund 1.5 grams up pretty decent hodgepodge while walking the dog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like an old phone book.
        Call some numbers, see what happens.
        Hell, post some numbers and I'll call them after I smoke this...
        Shit. Where's my weed.
        I swear I had it when I took Benji down thw dog trail.
        I hope someone doesn't find that shit, I had some extra fentanyl so I just sprinkled it in the bag...

        that's definitely not a phone book. phonebooks aren't hardcover like that. it's certainly an old dictionree

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          might also be a Bible, they often have thumb indexes
          it also makes more sense somehow that someone would read a Bible innawoods and leave it there by mistake, rather than a dictionary

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            probably not a bible. 13 indexes & the bible has many books. So probably a dictionary with indexes every two letters?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >old dictionree
          old enough to not list made up words like "antisemitism" and still have nationalism described positively?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but anon you're not even charging rent

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read it cover to cover without moving from the log and then ewe will achieve true enlightenment.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an old phone book.
    Call some numbers, see what happens.
    Hell, post some numbers and I'll call them after I smoke this...
    Shit. Where's my weed.
    I swear I had it when I took Benji down thw dog trail.
    I hope someone doesn't find that shit, I had some extra fentanyl so I just sprinkled it in the bag...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably just a dictionary some dumbass kid left there
    If you feel like being a good samaritan, either take it and clean it up or just throw it away. If not, just leave it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to take it to throw away but got worried about potential curses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Curses aren't real, and even if they were you probably shouldn't worry about it. Just pick up the book and take a picture so we can know what it is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the skinwalkers are teaching themselves english.
            someone give them an oxford dictionary instead so we can spot the obvious skinwalkers as out of place brits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Curses aren't real
          This, stop being a filthy heretic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >heretic
            >checks bibble
            >full of curses

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a gnome dropped their book

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op is going to die via mimic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha thats either the websters dictionary or the merck manual

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start a cult

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start a fire

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start a fire cult

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A decentralised book drop movement that names the israelite
    The book contains a small fraction of their crimes and is mainly a list of other books

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    carry it to the next garbage bin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read it in it's entirety

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toilet paper.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a copy of the AISC steel construction manual 14th edition

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is a Merriam-Webster’s dictionary and it is the black man’s biggest fear

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's still there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a Black person and open the book already

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "How to PrepHole for morons" 2nd edition
    if i were you, i'd forage it

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I found an employee picture ID card for a hotel deep in the woods once. It was left cleanly on a log just waiting to be picked up. I decided to return it since maybe it would’ve made the trip useful.
    I got to the front desk and handed it to the employee, in that moment I instantly realized that the employee was fired and they left it there as trash. I left an awkward impression and left quietly.

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