Gun Seller AMA

I sell guns for a living at a big box store. AMA about what it's like, what we deal with, etc.
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have vectors for sale?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would yu want them to ask questions? theyre the ones in your store buying

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do people do when they get a denial?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always act like they have no idea how they could've possibly been denied.

      Do you have a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?

      Just what you see, pal

      I want to hear your funniest/craziest stories.
      Can you share some?

      I can't think of any particular story, but we get dumbasses from time to time who know jack shit about guns yet drop over $2k on their first purchases because their relative or some youtuber told them to. These are people who buy an FN before knowing what fucking ammo it takes or how to drop the magazine. We also get morons who think that any magazine that says 9mm will fit any 9mm handgun.

      How much money do you take home each month?
      Do you have an FFL or are you like a pharmacist assistant?

      I don't have my own FFL, I'm just a bitch at the store's hunting department.

      How does it feel to be responsible for the school shootings?

      I don't make sales with autistic kids nor with thug morons, so I can't relate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much anger at customers do you require to function on a daily basis?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Much. The amount of entitled or ignorant boomer customers we get has made me pro gun control out of sheer spite.

          > I don't make sales with autistic kids
          They check for that?

          No, but if you act spergy enough at the counter you're probably going to be denied a sale.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I don't make sales with autistic kids
        They check for that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WEAPON SELLER ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES. I TELL YOU I'M GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST FIREARMS

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weapon seller I need your strongest firearms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Weapon seller I need your strongest firearms
      Underrated post. Since OP failed you
      "My firearms are too strong for you, traveler."

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y’all gots any of dem choppers?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hear your funniest/craziest stories.
    Can you share some?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much money do you take home each month?
    Do you have an FFL or are you like a pharmacist assistant?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything with a big box is trouble

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sick pervert.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel to be responsible for the school shootings?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you think you know about guns?
    How often do you get someone who thinks they know guns but really doesn't?
    How often do you get someone who actually does know guns, better than yourself at least?

    I'm just curious, I know as a clerk you have to be skeptical about any Joe coming in. I've heard some dumb shit from people at the counter but I've also heard some equally dumb shit from people behind the counter as well. Problem is they write you off as being less experienced so they're right and you're wrong.

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