Gul Dukat is now in charge of the special operation in Ukraine. What happens?

Gul Dukat is now in charge of the special operation in Ukraine
What happens?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His planet blows up.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He gets executed by Legate suckmydicksov for abandoooning a city without orders. Nevermind that military genius who lost an insurgency against religious stone age people while in command of a space faring civilization.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was too kind, they were ungratefu

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Early Dukat abandoons Ukraine after decades of embarrassing war crimes. NATO is given Snake Island to keep watch on the Baltic gas fields.

    Late Dukat attempts to invoke the power of the Piss Key and the Salt Man of Soledar. Zelenksy sacrifices himself to defeat Dukat.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Russia becomes a vassal of China.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If this means NATO creates a virus that kills all Chinese I like that reality.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it ends with some Poles offering to drink a barrel of Vodka to Mutts and Bongs in the burning ruins of Moscow and the weak anglos refuse to celebrate the wholesale slaughter of Russians I'm all up for that timeline.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's Garak in our story? That's the important question.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Putin is ex kgb

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He kills Putin, withdraws all troops from Ukraine, and announces Russia's annexation by the Cardassian Union. Quality of life in Russia rises exponentially as the Cardassians maintain a functional albeit totalitarian society and don't fricking steal everything that isn't nailed to the floor.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He impregnates like 50 Ukrainian women.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He calls up Kamala Harris in the middle of the night to reminisce about the time he banged her mom.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Indiscriminate saturation bombing.
    >Dukat uses voluntold Ukie prisoners for labor on farming and infrastructure programs to restart exports of wheat and raw materials.
    >Additional saturation bombing.
    >Ukraine opens to peace negotiations.
    >Ukraine grants offshore platforms to US in order to host and mediate.
    >US hardens platform into DS9/Motherbase
    >MGS5/DS9 occurs
    >Dukat allowed to retire to Russia after a "successful" campaign while US helps solidify Ukie sovereignty over remaining territories and offshore petroleum reserves on the condition that it can keep and offshore military base.
    >Dukat can't keep his nose out of the topic and is continually nosing around borders
    >DS9 plot occurs

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION RUSSIAN CONSCRIPTS

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >In the 24th century, the ancient Bajoran civilization stretched back more than half a million years. The ancient Bajorans were renowned for their accomplishments in science, mathematics, philosophy, and the arts. The greatest of these early Bajoran civilizations was the First Republic, which flourished between 20,000 and 25,000 years ago. During this time, magnificent cities such as B'hala were built.

    >500,000 year old "civilization"
    >did basically jack all, never even conquered the galaxy
    >meanwhile, humans need less than 1000 years to go from medieval plague huts to galactic MVP
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is your civilization on religion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In their defense their gods were definitely real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always found it funny that inba space faring species, all those things are useless or replaced by AI.
      It truly was a show from the 80's.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dumb writer problem. 500,000 years is a long enough time for entire new species to develop. Humans went from cro-magnons to behavioral modernity - a major leap - in just under 50,000 years; and from Denisovan and Neanderthals to cro-magnons in under 300,000 years.
      No civilization would be farting around for 500,000 years without some serious shit going on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bajorans are basically Black folk though so it's understandable they would never dream a sail

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    star trek is for gays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only straight men enjoy star Trek

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He would have done more to explain the positives of the loss of civilian life.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mobiks are now very well dressed

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