>Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts
What the frick bros. They didn't even tell me why the rule exists
>Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts
What the frick bros. They didn't even tell me why the rule exists
Frick ya mudda
Should've shot the range officer and resumed your plinking.
Dude.... I got asked to leave because they don't allow 3"+ optic risers due to safety concerns. Motherfricker took out one of those small measuring ruler to check the height....
Ong? Fr?
How about you stop dressing like a prostitute?
Got em!
>Woa you dont get it im just like some obcure nation from the 1800s im so basedino oooooaaaa
>shorts are for kids
You do not exercise and have a completely sedentary lifestyle. Your behavior is dictated by social pressures and not pragmatism or utility. You're a tool.
I'm not him but I just wear jeans every day except at the gym. There's not a situation that properly fit jeans don't work.
>skinny jeans are for gays and don't count
>There's not a situation that properly fit jeans don't work.
Hot weather. Obviously you could just suck it up and wear jeans anyway, but I don't know why would you choose to wear something less comfortable, and the only reason I can think of the notion that exposing the leg is only for women and gays, not for men. Thankfully that bullshit is on its way out and I might never have to look at a pair of shin-length "shorts" again, unless I go to the Mexican part of town.
I wear jeans every single day here in AZ. I also wear a climbing jacket since its light a vents; actually keeps you cooler by being loose and keeping the sun off your skin.
>keeping the sun off your skin
Do you have malfunctioning sweat glands bud? Jeans out in the brush here during summer is misery, doesn't allow for air flow or to let sweat function in cooling your body.
Unless you're out in it for long. Exposure sucks long term, dude.
Yeah wear fricking sunscreen or lighter clothes than god damn jeans, how hard of a concept is that?
No, I won't settle for inferior protection or weak fabrics.
Uniform pants are far better than jeans which really aren't very good for hard use. t. real mechanic
The nylon and spandex outdoor pants are stronger than cotton. They breath better as well. However if you work with sparks it's a bad material. It'll melt.
I used to work construction in Texas. Like everyone else I wore jeans out in the summer heat every day.
My life is active and involves interests that destroy exposed knees and/or take place in Lyme tick country which means no exposed skin and lots of DEET and Permethrin. Lyme is amazingly bad.
I weld, I wrench, I build, I go where vegetation and metal hate me and that makes shorts a stupid choice. There is no need for them in the hottest climes on earth.
Shorts mostly are for kids. Wearing them using an arc gouger or falling trees etc is moronic.
>obscure
He’s a Law Enforcement cheetah, b***h.
t. cargo shorts wearer
Hoes mad (x24)
Try wearing grownup clothes and go back.
I got kicked off a skeet range for a 20" barrel
>I got kicked off a skeet range for a 20" barrel
as in too long or too short? i have a 26" barrel and it's never been a problem anywhere.
too short probably. usually its a noise thing where that range finds anything under like 26 too loud. though theres also the frick you tactitards with your 18 inch pgo or shockwaves trying to shoot skeet angle.
Some boomers are real homosexuals about using a <26" barrel at skeet range. My buddy brought a turkshit bullpup shotgun to use as a meme and the boomer wouldn't let him use it because "it's too short that's a tactical shotgun".
They apparently don't allow any barrel thats under 26", I just went somewhere else to blast clays with my Ithaca
I got kicked out of a "rod and gun club" for showing up on skeet day with a side folding saiga and drum.
Fricking based. Did you magdump all 20 rounds into the air?
me too, no idea why they wouldn't let me shoot clays with my a4 clone ar-15
sounds like some chriscucks do not want women with shorts in their range, so they made up that shit to avoid being called sexist
All you do is look like a pervert, while decent men are actually getting some.
The two most likely scenarios:
>1. you were showing off your leg gainz and they made up a rule to save themselves from a brutal mogging
>2. you were larping in rhodie shorts and it was too cringe to bear
>They didn't even tell me why the rule exists
your short shorts were making the range jannies too hard and they couldn't focus on their duties
PPE is srs bsns.
>drive out into the Los Angeles National Forest with multiple loaded guns and a very happy Jack Russell terrier
>buy a bunch of White Claw at the last 7-11 before the trailhead and roll a bunch of spliffs openly using my massive stash of weed
>meet a few biker/patriot dudes at the 7-11 and mire their Harleys
>drive into the forest, lose cell reception
>the sheriff is already there in his Crown Vic and he is knocking back a few beers with the biker dudes and the guys with the American flags
>openly and unabashedly pull out my Mini-30, my Glock 19, my .32, and my bolty, start smoking weed and kicking back claws
>shoot the cans, plink for a while
>nobody says shit
>go on a little hike with doggy
>come back
>watch sunset with a few patriots and my woofer
>drive home
>nobody harasses me
>all the cops did was chat and clear out trash from the highway
>didn't cost me 18 bucks to shoot
Screw shooting ranges.
Did you give the dog some ear pro?
Janky earmuffs and a closed car with ambient AC, yes
She was good woof
>Range employees don't want you there
>Make up excuse to make you leave
Don't go back OP, or they'll make you prep the bull too
got kicked out of a random indoor range because my wife kept flagging me and everyone else. she wouldn't stop doing it because she said she wasn't going to pull the trigger. she was right but she was still an butthole about it. we don't talk about that day or she'll give me the cold shoulder.
she sounds based don't be a pussy
She sounds like a moron who'll inevitably kill a rando by accident if she's allowed to handle a gun.
SHALL
I would have divorced her. The fact that she doesn't even take responsibility for it would have me sick.
Yeah she's for sure moronic.
Consider divorce.
>Consider divorce.
Can't, got 2 kids already and she'd clean my clock and my wallet.
It's your fault for not having her under control, Mr. cuck McPussywhipped.
*cha-ptchew*
Only people who have been with a woman can comment like that.
>Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts
Were you at least shooting a fal with your camo daisy dukes?
I don't understand why people wear knee length (or longer) shorts. Those are basically pants. Somewhere between a 5" and 7" inseam is perfect unless you're like 6'6. If you've got pencil legs then frickin work on it. Go to the gym.
No white mans shorts should be near the knee. Very easy way to filter degenerates out immediately.
>Somewhere between a 5" and 7" inseam is perfect
Tell me you cruise gay bars in NYC without telling me you cruise gay bars in NYC.
>I don't understand why people wear knee length (or longer) shorts.
I do it in case I have to kneel down in gravel for some reason, such as if I were changing a tire or something like it, cause I got this fricking annoying psoriasis rash on my right kneecap that never gets any better, so I don't wanna injure it even more.
Triamcinolone ointment is worth a try. I use it for my bad back and noticed it shut down my psoriasis too. Turns out it's used for psoriasis too.
I'm using an immunosuppressant now and it's doing wonders, only part left now is my knee really, but everything else has been fixed, even my right elbow which was pretty bad.
I'm glad you exist.
I'm 5'2 so a 5 inch short falls just above my knee.
Any "regular" length bullshit comes several inches below it. Gives me like 3 inches of tibia before my socks and I look like a frickin pirate.
>5'2
breasts + timestamp, please.
You want my beard in or out of the pic? It's kinda nice with a handlebar mustache.
I got molested by one for CCW'ing. Not allowed on our grounds DIDNT YOUR READ THE RULES??? I was just heading to my car to leave..DONT DO IT AGAIN. yes sir!
>realize I was being watched by a camera and some ninny called the chief. Havent been back since
Got kicked out of the range because my hat was too large. b***hes be jealous.
no you didn't
>the “shorts”
Imagine the aroma
>tfw had to leave the range because I ran out of ammo
Hmmm, would say sounds like a California range, but, even California isn’t that gay
If it's not hot enough to require shorter than knee length shorts it's not real shorts weather. Also, for whom it may concern: Get loose fitting shorts in pure linen. It's the comfiest possible thing to wear in hot weather.
americans are famous for not understanding fashion
take it as a compliment that you mog them all in the fashion department
It's not that they don't understand fashion, it's that they have little grasp of aesthetics in general. There are exceptions like american adherents to the neo-classicism and art deco movements back in the day, but they're few and far between.
from what I gathered in my experience americans dont understand what buying clothes that fit means
everyone wears oversized shit
But even very loose clothes can be worn in a good-looking way. It's a question of aesthetics in general. You can compare home decoration in the same way.
This, plenty of people love "fashion" in the forms of god awful garbage like designer joggers + baggy tee or drug rug and whatever shoe flavor of the month is. I see plenty of people wearing fits worth more than my carry gun including light and optic, but they still look terrible because its an aesthetic mess.
>range safety officer kicks me out for wearing a tail buttplug
I got kicked out of a range in Texas for the same thing when I was visiting family. I asked what shorts are acceptable and they flat out said cargo shorts. Fricking absurd to me that the khakis that I work in is somehow unsafe because it sits above my knee in a state like fricking Texas where it's hot and miserable as balls.
what range did you get kicked from? i wear shorts above knee everytime i go in the summer at least
I don't recall the name. Was an outdoor range in the North of Houston, Spring area roughly if that helps.
Put some fricking pants on, James.
I want to watch hop ben over while he wears short shorts.
short pants go below the knee
Sure are a lot of cargo capri wearing leg day skipping homosexuals in here
For me, it's cargo shorts that end right above the knee. That way I can display my sexy calves.
I would like to wear shorter shorts, but my legs for some reason can't tan, so there's always two white, hairy meat trunks sticking out below my waist.
Post shorts.
You were wearing ranger panties weren’t you
Petty managers have all kinds of ridiculous rules. I stopped going to a gym because they were mad that I was lifting in jeans. Like, who cares?
You looked like a gay. They didn't want to actually say that, so they made something up to keep from being sued.
Are short shorts a young people thing now? I'm a 32-year-old boomer, so the authority figures of my day were more likely to complain about your shorts being too long/baggy than too short.
have been for a while
Sounds like they're homophobes gay
I thought this was a troll thread until I read further, why would anyone be kicked out for short shorts? It's not unsafe in any way, the only thing I can think of is that you looked extremely homosexual and the boomers didn't like that (based).
showed up to a skeet match with my black powder sxs shotgun the boomers were not amused by the huge plumes of smoke the massive boom and my paper cartridges or reload time with ramming and capping
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