>Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts

>Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts
What the fuck bros. They didn't even tell me why the rule exists

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck ya mudda

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've shot the range officer and resumed your plinking.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude.... I got asked to leave because they don't allow 3"+ optic risers due to safety concerns. Motherfucker took out one of those small measuring ruler to check the height....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ong? Fr?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about you stop dressing like a prostitute?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got em!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try wearing grownup clothes and go back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Woa you dont get it im just like some obcure nation from the 1800s im so basedino oooooaaaa

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Try wearing grownup clothes and go back.

          >shorts are for kids
          You do not exercise and have a completely sedentary lifestyle. Your behavior is dictated by social pressures and not pragmatism or utility. You're a tool.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not him but I just wear jeans every day except at the gym. There's not a situation that properly fit jeans don't work.
            >skinny jeans are for fags and don't count

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >There's not a situation that properly fit jeans don't work.
              Hot weather. Obviously you could just suck it up and wear jeans anyway, but I don't know why would you choose to wear something less comfortable, and the only reason I can think of the notion that exposing the leg is only for women and gays, not for men. Thankfully that bullshit is on its way out and I might never have to look at a pair of shin-length "shorts" again, unless I go to the Mexican part of town.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wear jeans every single day here in AZ. I also wear a climbing jacket since its light a vents; actually keeps you cooler by being loose and keeping the sun off your skin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >keeping the sun off your skin
                Do you have malfunctioning sweat glands bud? Jeans out in the brush here during summer is misery, doesn't allow for air flow or to let sweat function in cooling your body.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you're out in it for long. Exposure sucks long term, dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah wear fucking sunscreen or lighter clothes than god damn jeans, how hard of a concept is that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, I won't settle for inferior protection or weak fabrics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Uniform pants are far better than jeans which really aren't very good for hard use. t. real mechanic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The nylon and spandex outdoor pants are stronger than cotton. They breath better as well. However if you work with sparks it's a bad material. It'll melt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I used to work construction in Texas. Like everyone else I wore jeans out in the summer heat every day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My life is active and involves interests that destroy exposed knees and/or take place in Lyme tick country which means no exposed skin and lots of DEET and Permethrin. Lyme is amazingly bad.

            I weld, I wrench, I build, I go where vegetation and metal hate me and that makes shorts a stupid choice. There is no need for them in the hottest climes on earth.

            Shorts mostly are for kids. Wearing them using an arc gouger or falling trees etc is retarded.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >obscure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a Law Enforcement cheetah, bitch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. cargo shorts wearer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hoes mad (x24)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try wearing grownup clothes and go back.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got kicked off a skeet range for a 20" barrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I got kicked off a skeet range for a 20" barrel
      as in too long or too short? i have a 26" barrel and it's never been a problem anywhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too short probably. usually its a noise thing where that range finds anything under like 26 too loud. though theres also the fuck you tactitards with your 18 inch pgo or shockwaves trying to shoot skeet angle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some boomers are real gays about using a <26" barrel at skeet range. My buddy brought a turkshit bullpup shotgun to use as a meme and the boomer wouldn't let him use it because "it's too short that's a tactical shotgun".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They apparently don't allow any barrel thats under 26", I just went somewhere else to blast clays with my Ithaca

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got kicked out of a "rod and gun club" for showing up on skeet day with a side folding saiga and drum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking based. Did you magdump all 20 rounds into the air?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me too, no idea why they wouldn't let me shoot clays with my a4 clone ar-15

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like some chriscucks do not want women with shorts in their range, so they made up that shit to avoid being called sexist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All you do is look like a pervert, while decent men are actually getting some.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The two most likely scenarios:
    >1. you were showing off your leg gainz and they made up a rule to save themselves from a brutal mogging
    >2. you were larping in rhodie shorts and it was too cringe to bear

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't even tell me why the rule exists
    your short shorts were making the range jannies too hard and they couldn't focus on their duties

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PPE is srs bsns.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drive out into the Los Angeles National Forest with multiple loaded guns and a very happy Jack Russell terrier
    >buy a bunch of White Claw at the last 7-11 before the trailhead and roll a bunch of spliffs openly using my massive stash of weed
    >meet a few biker/patriot dudes at the 7-11 and mire their Harleys
    >drive into the forest, lose cell reception
    >the sheriff is already there in his Crown Vic and he is knocking back a few beers with the biker dudes and the guys with the American flags
    >openly and unabashedly pull out my Mini-30, my Glock 19, my .32, and my bolty, start smoking weed and kicking back claws
    >shoot the cans, plink for a while
    >nobody says shit
    >go on a little hike with doggy
    >come back
    >watch sunset with a few patriots and my woofer
    >drive home
    >nobody harasses me
    >all the cops did was chat and clear out trash from the highway
    >didn't cost me 18 bucks to shoot
    Screw shooting ranges.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you give the dog some ear pro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Janky earmuffs and a closed car with ambient AC, yes
        She was good woof

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Range employees don't want you there
    >Make up excuse to make you leave
    Don't go back OP, or they'll make you prep the bull too

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got kicked out of a random indoor range because my wife kept flagging me and everyone else. she wouldn't stop doing it because she said she wasn't going to pull the trigger. she was right but she was still an asshole about it. we don't talk about that day or she'll give me the cold shoulder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she sounds based don't be a pussy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She sounds like a retard who'll inevitably kill a rando by accident if she's allowed to handle a gun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SHALL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have divorced her. The fact that she doesn't even take responsibility for it would have me sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she's for sure retarded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Consider divorce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Consider divorce.
        Can't, got 2 kids already and she'd clean my clock and my wallet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's your fault for not having her under control, Mr. Cuck McPussywhipped.
      *cha-ptchew*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only people who have been with a woman can comment like that.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Got asked to leave the range because they don't allow shorter than knee length shorts
    Were you at least shooting a fal with your camo daisy dukes?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people wear knee length (or longer) shorts. Those are basically pants. Somewhere between a 5" and 7" inseam is perfect unless you're like 6'6. If you've got pencil legs then fuckin work on it. Go to the gym.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No white mans shorts should be near the knee. Very easy way to filter degenerates out immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Somewhere between a 5" and 7" inseam is perfect
      Tell me you cruise gay bars in NYC without telling me you cruise gay bars in NYC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why people wear knee length (or longer) shorts.
      I do it in case I have to kneel down in gravel for some reason, such as if I were changing a tire or something like it, cause I got this fucking annoying psoriasis rash on my right kneecap that never gets any better, so I don't wanna injure it even more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Triamcinolone ointment is worth a try. I use it for my bad back and noticed it shut down my psoriasis too. Turns out it's used for psoriasis too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using an immunosuppressant now and it's doing wonders, only part left now is my knee really, but everything else has been fixed, even my right elbow which was pretty bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you exist.
      I'm 5'2 so a 5 inch short falls just above my knee.
      Any "regular" length bullshit comes several inches below it. Gives me like 3 inches of tibia before my socks and I look like a fuckin pirate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >5'2
        Tits + timestamp, please.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You want my beard in or out of the pic? It's kinda nice with a handlebar mustache.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got molested by one for CCW'ing. Not allowed on our grounds DIDNT YOUR READ THE RULES??? I was just heading to my car to leave..DONT DO IT AGAIN. yes sir!
    >realize I was being watched by a camera and some ninny called the chief. Havent been back since

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got kicked out of the range because my hat was too large. Bitches be jealous.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no you didn't

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the “shorts”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the aroma

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw had to leave the range because I ran out of ammo

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm, would say sounds like a California range, but, even California isn’t that gay

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not hot enough to require shorter than knee length shorts it's not real shorts weather. Also, for whom it may concern: Get loose fitting shorts in pure linen. It's the comfiest possible thing to wear in hot weather.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    americans are famous for not understanding fashion
    take it as a compliment that you mog them all in the fashion department

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that they don't understand fashion, it's that they have little grasp of aesthetics in general. There are exceptions like american adherents to the neo-classicism and art deco movements back in the day, but they're few and far between.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        from what I gathered in my experience americans dont understand what buying clothes that fit means
        everyone wears oversized shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But even very loose clothes can be worn in a good-looking way. It's a question of aesthetics in general. You can compare home decoration in the same way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, plenty of people love "fashion" in the forms of god awful garbage like designer joggers + baggy tee or drug rug and whatever shoe flavor of the month is. I see plenty of people wearing fits worth more than my carry gun including light and optic, but they still look terrible because its an aesthetic mess.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >range safety officer kicks me out for wearing a tail buttplug

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got kicked out of a range in Texas for the same thing when I was visiting family. I asked what shorts are acceptable and they flat out said cargo shorts. Fucking absurd to me that the khakis that I work in is somehow unsafe because it sits above my knee in a state like fucking Texas where it's hot and miserable as balls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what range did you get kicked from? i wear shorts above knee everytime i go in the summer at least

      But even very loose clothes can be worn in a good-looking way. It's a question of aesthetics in general. You can compare home decoration in the same way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall the name. Was an outdoor range in the North of Houston, Spring area roughly if that helps.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put some fucking pants on, James.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to watch hop ben over while he wears short shorts.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    short pants go below the knee

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure are a lot of cargo capri wearing leg day skipping gays in here

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's cargo shorts that end right above the knee. That way I can display my sexy calves.
    I would like to wear shorter shorts, but my legs for some reason can't tan, so there's always two white, hairy meat trunks sticking out below my waist.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post shorts.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You were wearing ranger panties weren’t you

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Petty managers have all kinds of ridiculous rules. I stopped going to a gym because they were mad that I was lifting in jeans. Like, who cares?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You looked like a fag. They didn't want to actually say that, so they made something up to keep from being sued.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are short shorts a young people thing now? I'm a 32-year-old boomer, so the authority figures of my day were more likely to complain about your shorts being too long/baggy than too short.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have been for a while

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like they're homophobes fag

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was a troll thread until I read further, why would anyone be kicked out for short shorts? It's not unsafe in any way, the only thing I can think of is that you looked extremely faggy and the boomers didn't like that (based).

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    showed up to a skeet match with my black powder sxs shotgun the boomers were not amused by the huge plumes of smoke the massive boom and my paper cartridges or reload time with ramming and capping

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look it's Hop my favorite Lesbian Aunt

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