Gentlemen, have you ever considered the possibility of using bees as an effective weapon?
https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/10/woman-released-bees-on-deputies-serving-eviction-notice-police.html
Gentlemen, have you ever considered the possibility of using bees as an effective weapon?
https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/10/woman-released-bees-on-deputies-serving-eviction-notice-police.html
Wouldn't wasps be like ten times better?
Probably, but it's also a hell of a lot harder to cultivate an insane amount of wasps.
Would be 10 times funnier
>gAyTF kicks down door
>bureaucrat scans room, looking for dog
>shoots dog
>all bureaucrats high five
>actually paper pinata filled with murder hornets
>LOL safe in your bee suit
I have a feeling this is what the Hornet King on YouTube is getting ready for. The guy literally has wasp nests in his fricking refrigerator, not to mention the gazillion nests he relocated to his property.
dude sounds amazing
I've been watching him for a couple of years. One of his last videos, dudes in his kitchen with his wife, opens the fridge, and there's two fricking nests, with wasps, just chilling on the shelf.
why is that moronic sheriff wearing a three-lead clover?
So you know where his nipple is.
That's an invitation anon, he's achin' for a tweak.
>Ms Woods, who lives in Hadley, Massachusetts, about 40 kilometres north of Longmeadow, faces four felony counts of assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon and three counts of assault by means of a dangerous weapon.
Do dog owners get charged with this when their adorable pittie escapes and mauls a kid?
Unfortunately no, but this is how it should be.
FACT.
bee-ased
I don't beelieve it
This doesn't make sense. The pic shows a beesuit and veil but the one with them wrestling doesn't. If she was actually trying to get them really pissed she could just tip the whole fricker over at once and suddenly thousands of angry bees.
Protip. Just hold your breath and walk away from bees quickly and they will give up following you. Unless they're African on which case you're fricked.
>The pic shows a beesuit and veil but the one with them wrestling doesn't.
Apparently after the initial bee release all the police were forced to retreat because several were allergic, or had their minds filled with fear by having no idea how bees work and too many scary articles and films, so they split and hid for so long that the woman had time to get in the bee suit.
Beekeeper here. Unless you've somehow kept bees on a chain like a pit bull or trained them to attack through bee magic they won't just go after people. I could go kick over every one of my hives with a crowd nearby and the bees would be pissed but still not attacking people. The only way to get kept bees to attack you is to actively frick with them until they can't take it anymore.
Most likely the pigs rolled up. She was tending her bees and the officers pussied out because they were swarming. After running away and blowing each other they got the strength to go back, but they can't let people know they're pussies like the Uvalde pussies or they'll cancel their funding. Let's tell the sarge she sicked the bees on us. Yeah, b***h was crazy she had attack bees.
the report I read said she started smashing the hives apart to get them good and riled up, but I like to imagine her physically grabbing fistfuls of bees out of the air and throwing them at the cops like tiny buzzing water balloons
Website went to subscription only for some reason because they're pricks like that.
Use https://dailycaller.com/2022/10/19/woman-arrested-police-bees-attack-massachusetts/ instead.
Beemaster is hardcore:
>“While Woods was being escorted to the cruiser, [another deputy] advised Woods that he and several officers were allergic to bees,” the report reads, according to Mass Live. Woods allegedly responded by saying, “Oh, you’re allergic? Good.”
>Woods allegedly responded by saying, “Oh, you’re allergic? Good.”
And this right here is why dumb motherfrickers need to learn to shut the frick up when they don't have a lawyer right then and there. If that's on bodycam, she's fricked.
>get an epic action movie one liner
>get arrested for attempted murder of a police officer and probably do several decades in a state prison
almost worth it IMO
Bees no, wasps yes