GONNA STING YA REAL GOOD

Gentlemen, have you ever considered the possibility of using bees as an effective weapon?

https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/10/woman-released-bees-on-deputies-serving-eviction-notice-police.html

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't wasps be like ten times better?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but it's also a hell of a lot harder to cultivate an insane amount of wasps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be 10 times funnier
      >gAyTF kicks down door
      >bureaucrat scans room, looking for dog
      >shoots dog
      >all bureaucrats high five
      >actually paper pinata filled with murder hornets
      >LOL safe in your bee suit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling this is what the Hornet King on YouTube is getting ready for. The guy literally has wasp nests in his fucking refrigerator, not to mention the gazillion nests he relocated to his property.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude sounds amazing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been watching him for a couple of years. One of his last videos, dudes in his kitchen with his wife, opens the fridge, and there's two fucking nests, with wasps, just chilling on the shelf.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is that retarded sheriff wearing a three-lead clover?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you know where his nipple is.
      That's an invitation anon, he's achin' for a tweak.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ms Woods, who lives in Hadley, Massachusetts, about 40 kilometres north of Longmeadow, faces four felony counts of assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon and three counts of assault by means of a dangerous weapon.
    Do dog owners get charged with this when their adorable pittie escapes and mauls a kid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately no, but this is how it should be.
      FACT.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bee-ased

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't beelieve it

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't make sense. The pic shows a beesuit and veil but the one with them wrestling doesn't. If she was actually trying to get them really pissed she could just tip the whole fucker over at once and suddenly thousands of angry bees.

    Protip. Just hold your breath and walk away from bees quickly and they will give up following you. Unless they're African on which case you're fucked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The pic shows a beesuit and veil but the one with them wrestling doesn't.
      Apparently after the initial bee release all the police were forced to retreat because several were allergic, or had their minds filled with fear by having no idea how bees work and too many scary articles and films, so they split and hid for so long that the woman had time to get in the bee suit.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beekeeper here. Unless you've somehow kept bees on a chain like a pit bull or trained them to attack through bee magic they won't just go after people. I could go kick over every one of my hives with a crowd nearby and the bees would be pissed but still not attacking people. The only way to get kept bees to attack you is to actively fuck with them until they can't take it anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely the pigs rolled up. She was tending her bees and the officers pussied out because they were swarming. After running away and blowing each other they got the strength to go back, but they can't let people know they're pussies like the Uvalde pussies or they'll cancel their funding. Let's tell the sarge she sicked the bees on us. Yeah, bitch was crazy she had attack bees.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the report I read said she started smashing the hives apart to get them good and riled up, but I like to imagine her physically grabbing fistfuls of bees out of the air and throwing them at the cops like tiny buzzing water balloons

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Website went to subscription only for some reason because they're pricks like that.
    Use https://dailycaller.com/2022/10/19/woman-arrested-police-bees-attack-massachusetts/ instead.

    Beemaster is hardcore:
    >“While Woods was being escorted to the cruiser, [another deputy] advised Woods that he and several officers were allergic to bees,” the report reads, according to Mass Live. Woods allegedly responded by saying, “Oh, you’re allergic? Good.”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woods allegedly responded by saying, “Oh, you’re allergic? Good.”
      And this right here is why dumb motherfuckers need to learn to shut the fuck up when they don't have a lawyer right then and there. If that's on bodycam, she's fucked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get an epic action movie one liner
      >get arrested for attempted murder of a police officer and probably do several decades in a state prison

      almost worth it IMO

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bees no, wasps yes

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