Going to basic in a few days, any protips? (No I will not engage in homosexual activities)

Going to basic in a few days, any protips?
(No I will not engage in homosexual activities)

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use lube

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get a red headlight

      use lube or you'll have a red tail light

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get a red headlight

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every time the drill sergeants yell at you, shit your pants. They will eventually stop and leave you alone because they'll get sick of the smell.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get fit. All the yelling is to toughen you up in case you get captured and the enemy wants to play Russian Roulette with your head. Dont be a whiney b***h you volunteer for this. Have a great time and try to learn as much shit as your pea brain can fit, dont think about sex or try to compete frick or talk back to women. Ask to be placed in the worst bases on earth and do 12 years or a full career

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't think about sex or try to compete frick or talk back to women
      What kind of gay advice is this? I mean don't try to frick anyone at basic, but you didn't sign up to be a fricking monk. One of the only good things about the military is being very fit and using the uniform to get pussy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >One of the only good things about the military is being very fit
        Very fit compared to an average American, I guess.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the red crayons taste the best

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grab your drill sergeant by the gooch
    Pretend you’re a werewolf
    Shit yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In no particular order

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >(No I will not engage in homosexual activities)
    Depends which country you're in for whether this is an option or not.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever need to jerk off you just have to ask the DI “may I release pressure”, they’re required per regs to give you alone time for you to see to your needs

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use a condom when fricking the platoon bottom.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1) Never volunteer for anything
    2) Try to blend in as much as possible. You don't want to be "The Seen One"
    3) Don't tell too much private stuff
    4) Don't become an outsider within your unit, try to blend in
    5) Always remember: Instructors are there to weed out the weak so don't fall for their tricks
    6) During every meal, try to eat as much as possible
    7) Acquire military grade tape and tape your feet where blisters might occure
    8) Even if something sounds illogical or dumb, just do it because you might wanna go by the book
    9) Don't be the Gung-Ho dude who acts like he's Delta just because he's good at basic
    tl;dr blend in, take nothing personal and play by the rules

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. A word of warning regarding blending in, definitely don’t try to be aloof because they will eventually pick up on that. You need to be actively blending on. This kind of goes back to the point of not being an outsider. Be as nice to your knees as possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10) Even if the shit is issued and probably worn, just take good care of it. The day might come where you gotta rely on it during basic.
      11) NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! let the petty criminals drag you into some shit, seriously
      12) Don't get schemed into buying expensive shit like cars, especially not at a dealership in a 100 mile radius around your base
      13) Please, don't fall in love with a local stripper and obviously don't get married to her.
      14) Alyways keep individually wrapped baby wipes with you, especially in situations where you must drop a deuce in the great outdoors. They also come handy for thousands of other reasons
      15) Don't get into gambling. You'll never make money in the long run
      16) If possible, try to send your money to your parents or other people you really really trust. This greatly reduces the urge to spend your few bucks on shit you don't need.
      17) Don't be ashamed to ask for military discounts, especially in big stores.
      18) Even if you know lots of stuff about guns and shooting, dont be a smart-ass. And still listen to what your instructors tell you about shooting, even if it goes against what you've learned - there's several ways to hit a target, not just the one you know.
      19) Try to learn the phonetic alphabet and military systems of units as fast as possible. Pro-tip: When hacking in the captcha here, you can use it to train the phonetic alphabet
      20) Never! Trust! Any! E4! Period! But also don't piss them off. They can make your life suffering

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >13) Please, don't fall in love with a local stripper and obviously don't get married to her.
        my friend from college is currently doing this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can you elaborate on the E4s?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just google E4 mafia. You'll get tons of info.
          Basically E4s are in long enough to know stuff and they are the ones who run the show considering lower enlisted ranks.
          Noncoms might be the ones who can make an enlisted man's life suffering - on paper. In reality its E4s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >7) Acquire military grade tape and tape your feet where blisters might occure
      Or just use a second layer of socks or blister patches instead of tape because this can go quickly wrong. I also used feet Creme which you apply a day before and its stick to your feet as protection. Name is Hirschtalg, couldnt find the english name or version for that. And do sport in your own free time helps you a lot, a lot of people do shit in their free time when they join.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >(No I will not engage in homosexual activities)
    That's what you think.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you get hit by an anti-tank weapon while in a Humvee in Iraq.
    Can't wait to see your princess ass featured in a video with nasheed music. Rest in piss GI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anon is stuck in 2007 and still thinks it's the surge
      You're more likely to die in some looney tunes accident with equipment than get killed by a massive margin

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I will not engage in homosexual activities
    You say that now.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah don’t show up lol being in the military is gay

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