I rewatch the movie every year or so, it's so fucking good
The OST album lives on my phone; for a bunch of literal whos it vibes 80s hair metal so well
>god guys were cars >bad guys were weapons
was this show basically PrepHole vs PrepHole?
It should have been the other way around, Deceptions should have transformed into mundane things to, you know, deceive, and the Atuobots being the fewer in number and fleeing resistance should have transformed into weapons.
There's multiple entire toylines that are decades old at this point which prove you wrong, what the fuck ESL crack are you smoking? Starscream has been a military jet for thirty fucking years.
>decepticons were always military or weapons
Why didn't you morons just WATCH THE CARTOON instead of making shit up? Decepticons were everything from cameras to the space shuttle. Some of them were even insects, and there was a whole ass group of them that were just construction machines. Why lie about knowing something about this children's cartoon? Do you think you're impressing someone?
i did forget about astrotrain and the constructicons
[...]
megatron was the only one that turned into weapon retards
the rest turned into planes except for soundwave turning int a cassette player
love it when zoomers pretend to know shit from before they were born
>love it when zoomers pretend to know shit from before they were born
The most successful commander the Decepticons ever had was a random football coach.
American football amuses me. It's like you militarised rugby with copious battle plans, body armour and extra violence; but made it turn-based combat instead where everybody has time to reset, make new plans, and fight again at the appointed time
You fellas should really consider "soccer" football; barring offences and outs, play is usually conducted in "real time", the clock is always ticking, and you have to plan and adjust on the fly. Or at least play American football in real time.
I rewatch the movie every year or so, it's so fucking good
The OST album lives on my phone; for a bunch of literal whos it vibes 80s hair metal so well
always thought optimus "dying" was kind of fucking stupid, him being brought back after the movie made even less sense in how it was done with him just being found on some random spaceship
It was pretty epic for little kids watching the movie in theaters. Yeah, they had to force continuity after the movie but you suspended disbelief and filled in the gaps like people do with everything.
>You fellas should really consider "soccer" football; barring offences and outs, play is usually conducted in "real time", the clock is always ticking, and you have to plan and adjust on the fly. Or at least play American football in real time.
mexican football more boring than american football, im not sure how you fags managed that or why that nonsense is so popular
The fact that megatron transformed and somehow dramatically shrunk into a gun that needed to be fired by starscream will never stop being fucking funny.
Yes, it's iconic but that doesn't stop it from being stupid. He should have transformed into a toy gun instead, it would have made more sense and been 100% times more evil
>decepticons were always military or weapons
Why didn't you morons just WATCH THE CARTOON instead of making shit up? Decepticons were everything from cameras to the space shuttle. Some of them were even insects, and there was a whole ass group of them that were just construction machines. Why lie about knowing something about this children's cartoon? Do you think you're impressing someone?
Oh hey, my brother and I had this fucker as a kid. We also had Devastator, but we lost the bits you need to combine them. I think we also had Optimus Prime himself, but big bro took him to school one day and lost it.
warpath is explicitly their weapons expert and he is the only tank among them
>half of the Aerialbots.
aerielbots were a deiberate attempt by the autobots to close the gap in aerial capability
the stunticons were created because the large number of cars and trucks on the autobot side gave them the advantage on the ground
They also had dinosaurs. Speaking of which, some of the most dangerous Decepticons in early G1 were not (technically) weapons, but construction vehicles...
The Autobots had a attack helicopter as a main side character, a Willis Jeep, an armored personnel carrier (what looked like a Stryker/LAV prototype) and a goddamn aircraft carrier (as a lame cashgrab from GI Joe)
I remember watching Bayformers 2, that scene where the MIC and Army recruiters dumped their marketing budget. I need to see how the autobots and decepticons would get shit on in a pitched battle against the US to fuel my autism.
>Bayformers 2, that scene where
Transformers got cucked
Seriously, the writing team should never be allowed anywhere near a movie ever again
HOW THE FUCK can you expect an audience to take the Decepticons seriously when a battalion of Marines can wipe them out no problem? It violates all the principles of storytelling
>brawl has always been depicted as an MBT with a unique twin-gun cupola turret >inexplicably named devastator in 2007 bayformer, despite being an M1A2 with a dual-MG add-on RWS
he was even named brawl in early drafts of the script and in the novelization
Usually that is the result of the director saying "I want this OKAY"
The Autokeks had a tank, A-10, Jetfire and half of the Aerialbots.
Jetfire started out as a Decepticon
Most of the Autobots who are military vehicles are from the subsequent waves
This is deliberate; when Hasbro first conceptualised the cartoon, they wanted the Decepticons to be all the violent gear and the Autobots to be all the peaceful forms, hence Megatron being a gun and Optimus Prime being a fucking truck
Do any of you guys have photos of real decepticons like this? Ive found a few and I want to commission some art of what their robot forms would look like
>brawl has always been depicted as an MBT with a unique twin-gun cupola turret >inexplicably named devastator in 2007 bayformer, despite being an M1A2 with a dual-MG add-on RWS
he was even named brawl in early drafts of the script and in the novelization
>Im not sure what decepticons do with money but i still like the idea
in G1, swindle used human currency to make deals with tinpot dictators to secure energy sources to convert into energon for the decepticons
or to get human weapons to get parts needed to make some new doomsday weapon that for some reason they couldnt make themselves
later versions of swindle have him be a sly gun-runner who traded weapons and energon back on cyertron
and when on earth, he was only too happy to do the same with humans
its less a desire and more just some programmed need to be a business man
>when the good guys disguise themselves, they're TRANSFORMERS
>when the bad guys disguise themselves, they're DECEPTICONS
>>when the good guys disguise themselves, they're AUTOBOTS
>>when the bad guys disguise themselves, they're DECEPTICONS
fixed that for you
>it's even in the OP filename
I have failed you, OP-dono
You have failed me for the last time Anonscream!
Megatron? Is that you?
I see you're a man of culture as well
love it when zoomers pretend to know shit from before they were born
It should have been the other way around, Deceptions should have transformed into mundane things to, you know, deceive, and the Atuobots being the fewer in number and fleeing resistance should have transformed into weapons.
megatron was the only one that turned into weapon retards
the rest turned into planes except for soundwave turning int a cassette player
Decepticons turned into military vehicles most of the time, which have weapons mounted to them.
There's multiple entire toylines that are decades old at this point which prove you wrong, what the fuck ESL crack are you smoking? Starscream has been a military jet for thirty fucking years.
explain how a jet isn't a plane?
i did forget about astrotrain and the constructicons
How is an F-15 not a weapon first and foremost?
true, but thought you explicitly meant "regular" weapons
>I know nothing of Transformers and have never seen it but I will talk as if I know shit
Fuck off retarded kid. Adults are talking
>say only Megatron turns into a gun
>"YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!1111!!!1!"
>love it when zoomers pretend to know shit from before they were born
American football amuses me. It's like you militarised rugby with copious battle plans, body armour and extra violence; but made it turn-based combat instead where everybody has time to reset, make new plans, and fight again at the appointed time
You fellas should really consider "soccer" football; barring offences and outs, play is usually conducted in "real time", the clock is always ticking, and you have to plan and adjust on the fly. Or at least play American football in real time.
i was a fucking child the last time i actually seriously watched transformers
I rewatch the movie every year or so, it's so fucking good
The OST album lives on my phone; for a bunch of literal whos it vibes 80s hair metal so well
always thought optimus "dying" was kind of fucking stupid, him being brought back after the movie made even less sense in how it was done with him just being found on some random spaceship
It was pretty epic for little kids watching the movie in theaters. Yeah, they had to force continuity after the movie but you suspended disbelief and filled in the gaps like people do with everything.
>You fellas should really consider "soccer" football; barring offences and outs, play is usually conducted in "real time", the clock is always ticking, and you have to plan and adjust on the fly. Or at least play American football in real time.
mexican football more boring than american football, im not sure how you fags managed that or why that nonsense is so popular
The faction names were from before they knew what a car was, retard.
for me its the Strela-10 shaped robot
That looks like one of armada minicons, I think I still have that one.
The fact that megatron transformed and somehow dramatically shrunk into a gun that needed to be fired by starscream will never stop being fucking funny.
Yes, it's iconic but that doesn't stop it from being stupid. He should have transformed into a toy gun instead, it would have made more sense and been 100% times more evil
>decepticons were always military or weapons
Why didn't you morons just WATCH THE CARTOON instead of making shit up? Decepticons were everything from cameras to the space shuttle. Some of them were even insects, and there was a whole ass group of them that were just construction machines. Why lie about knowing something about this children's cartoon? Do you think you're impressing someone?
Everyone always sleeps on my bro astrotrain.
Oh hey, my brother and I had this fucker as a kid. We also had Devastator, but we lost the bits you need to combine them. I think we also had Optimus Prime himself, but big bro took him to school one day and lost it.
had an Optimus Prime, but lost a bunch of the pieces and could never transform it right lol
the ones that were normal objects were the exception, at least in the original series, but it's also been years since i last watched it
>Megatron has Fallen
I hope I can find a postwar P1 in bad enough condition that I will decide to convert into Megatron. That tribute was always on my list.
The most successful commander the Decepticons ever had was a random football coach.
this must be from a later season
The Autokeks had a tank, A-10, Jetfire and half of the Aerialbots.
warpath is explicitly their weapons expert and he is the only tank among them
>half of the Aerialbots.
aerielbots were a deiberate attempt by the autobots to close the gap in aerial capability
the stunticons were created because the large number of cars and trucks on the autobot side gave them the advantage on the ground
They also had dinosaurs. Speaking of which, some of the most dangerous Decepticons in early G1 were not (technically) weapons, but construction vehicles...
They were museum pieces brought to life
The Autobots had a attack helicopter as a main side character, a Willis Jeep, an armored personnel carrier (what looked like a Stryker/LAV prototype) and a goddamn aircraft carrier (as a lame cashgrab from GI Joe)
I remember watching Bayformers 2, that scene where the MIC and Army recruiters dumped their marketing budget. I need to see how the autobots and decepticons would get shit on in a pitched battle against the US to fuel my autism.
>Bayformers 2, that scene where
Transformers got cucked
Seriously, the writing team should never be allowed anywhere near a movie ever again
HOW THE FUCK can you expect an audience to take the Decepticons seriously when a battalion of Marines can wipe them out no problem? It violates all the principles of storytelling
Usually that is the result of the director saying "I want this OKAY"
Jetfire started out as a Decepticon
Most of the Autobots who are military vehicles are from the subsequent waves
This is deliberate; when Hasbro first conceptualised the cartoon, they wanted the Decepticons to be all the violent gear and the Autobots to be all the peaceful forms, hence Megatron being a gun and Optimus Prime being a fucking truck
Marines are just that good, anon. Humans kill all intergalactic space invaders with ease.
Do any of you guys have photos of real decepticons like this? Ive found a few and I want to commission some art of what their robot forms would look like
Swindle and Brawl
>Swindle is middlemanning cheap drones and airshit plate carriers from china into russia
Brawl is already taken
>brawl has always been depicted as an MBT with a unique twin-gun cupola turret
>inexplicably named devastator in 2007 bayformer, despite being an M1A2 with a dual-MG add-on RWS
he was even named brawl in early drafts of the script and in the novelization
Swindle has a good ring to it actually
Im not sure what decepticons do with money but i still like the idea
>Im not sure what decepticons do with money but i still like the idea
in G1, swindle used human currency to make deals with tinpot dictators to secure energy sources to convert into energon for the decepticons
or to get human weapons to get parts needed to make some new doomsday weapon that for some reason they couldnt make themselves
later versions of swindle have him be a sly gun-runner who traded weapons and energon back on cyertron
and when on earth, he was only too happy to do the same with humans
its less a desire and more just some programmed need to be a business man
Ahhh that makes sense
I missed out on everything besides the g1 movie when i was young is my excuse for a dumb question
(My other good example)
Sex with arcee
>on a plannet far far away
>there is chebby camaro's and an English-speaking Peterbilt truck
yep.. it all checks out!
>parents gave away my pontiac roadster transformer, my f22 starscream, and my green hummer ambulance transformer
>also my lego octan truck
>gives away $4500 Lego
Time to disown your parents
>$4500
please say it ain't so