fpbp
Came here to post this.
Get pissed, and you'll pass out and be fearless.
Smoke weed and possible be paranoid at every bloody sound you hear. Unless of course you get pissed along with it.
Why did stay at her house the first date OP? Warm up with a few dates first, maybe stay late or come before sunrise a few times. Exposure therapy is real.
I'm familiar with navigating rough and wild terrain but to this day I loathe the camping part. Like ok maybe with a friend or in a car is fine but alone outside "designated" camping spots with thinner than paper walls just puts me on edge. Also being yuropean means no guns, only a small knife and illegal small taser that I use for loud noise alone.
I hid my food in multiple bags inside my tent and shit but a boar was pestering me all night doing all kinds of noises. Is this what PrepHole enjoys? I like walking and biking but every time I have to setup a tent I shit my pants at night and come home exhausted. Also being europoor it's illegal so there is another layer of anne frank experience.
you're not supposed to sleep with your food bro. pro tip turkey/oven bags work as smell proof bags, cost almost nothing, and they work better than opsaks and other commercial products.
Can't run for 15 minutes but you still want to? Run for as long as you can, many times, until you can run for 15 minutes. Can't hit a target with a gun to save your life but you still want to? Practice shooting at targets until you learn to hit them. Want to be a beekeeper but keep getting stung cuz you swat at bugs? Practice being calm around swarms of bees. Want to sleep outadoors? Make sure you're good and tired and sleep outaddoors.
If anon really, really can't fall asleep because he's so nervous everything wakes him up, then he should camp somewhere that's safe (ie. park warden or sb else will find him), enjoy a couple cold ones or get some of those cannabis sodas, and just learn to fricking relax. And yes, many people need to learn how to relax.
Anon might be in need of a warmer or cooler tent/sleeping bag/mat, depending on his situation. And Anon might benefit from an extended camping trip where he has no alternative, forcing himself to sleep eventually. But the tl;dr of all this is that there's no other advice than "learn to relax and keep trying."
This:
Also, bring a big dog and a gun. A dog can act as an early warning system. Just make sure you train it a little, so it doesn't get you up for absolutely everything in a 50 mile radius of your tent. I understand your trepidation, there are many serial killers out in the wilderness, as well as wild animals and just plain weirdos
My yard is always full of wild animals. They come out of the woodwork every time I sit around my little burn pit. They never bother me. People are the real issue. Maybe you should bring a gun to ease your mind.
Take 2 bottles and sleep til the morning
fpbp
Came here to post this.
Get pissed, and you'll pass out and be fearless.
Smoke weed and possible be paranoid at every bloody sound you hear. Unless of course you get pissed along with it.
In my experience indicas are far better as a sleep aid than sativas
Why did stay at her house the first date OP? Warm up with a few dates first, maybe stay late or come before sunrise a few times. Exposure therapy is real.
I'm familiar with navigating rough and wild terrain but to this day I loathe the camping part. Like ok maybe with a friend or in a car is fine but alone outside "designated" camping spots with thinner than paper walls just puts me on edge. Also being yuropean means no guns, only a small knife and illegal small taser that I use for loud noise alone.
I hid my food in multiple bags inside my tent and shit but a boar was pestering me all night doing all kinds of noises. Is this what PrepHole enjoys? I like walking and biking but every time I have to setup a tent I shit my pants at night and come home exhausted. Also being europoor it's illegal so there is another layer of anne frank experience.
>I hid my food in multiple bags inside my tent
Animals will still try to get it. Nice will chew right through your tent.
Don't keep food in your tent with you. That's moronic. Eat it all and clean up or bag it up and tie it up a tree. And
is not a bad idea either to initially fall asleep and chill you out your first few times out alone.
you're not supposed to sleep with your food bro. pro tip turkey/oven bags work as smell proof bags, cost almost nothing, and they work better than opsaks and other commercial products.
Repeat until comfortable.
Shut the frick up.
I will not. If you disagree with my advice, feel free to provide your own.
Frick you, Black person. He gave good advice.
It is solid advice.
Thanks anon
>It is solid advice.
It's the only advice.
Can't run for 15 minutes but you still want to? Run for as long as you can, many times, until you can run for 15 minutes. Can't hit a target with a gun to save your life but you still want to? Practice shooting at targets until you learn to hit them. Want to be a beekeeper but keep getting stung cuz you swat at bugs? Practice being calm around swarms of bees. Want to sleep outadoors? Make sure you're good and tired and sleep outaddoors.
If anon really, really can't fall asleep because he's so nervous everything wakes him up, then he should camp somewhere that's safe (ie. park warden or sb else will find him), enjoy a couple cold ones or get some of those cannabis sodas, and just learn to fricking relax. And yes, many people need to learn how to relax.
Anon might be in need of a warmer or cooler tent/sleeping bag/mat, depending on his situation. And Anon might benefit from an extended camping trip where he has no alternative, forcing himself to sleep eventually. But the tl;dr of all this is that there's no other advice than "learn to relax and keep trying."
This:
Also, bring a big dog and a gun. A dog can act as an early warning system. Just make sure you train it a little, so it doesn't get you up for absolutely everything in a 50 mile radius of your tent. I understand your trepidation, there are many serial killers out in the wilderness, as well as wild animals and just plain weirdos
My yard is always full of wild animals. They come out of the woodwork every time I sit around my little burn pit. They never bother me. People are the real issue. Maybe you should bring a gun to ease your mind.
I cannot fricking fathom how people manage to sleep at night when cowboy camping
I can barely sleep in my own bed
Ear dildos let me sleep well. They might do the same for you.
I've used something resembling top right almost every night for years.
Step 1. Be a straight white male
Take someone else with you. Talk to each other. Cuddle. You'll have the most cozy sleep of your life if you exert yourself during the daytime.
>Go PrepHole
>Hear noises and can't tell what it is.
>Shoot off a few rounds
>peaceful for rest of the night
animals and man fear the gun.
I bring a Glock 19, pepper spray, and a german shepherd