Given that this thing is so big, and that there are so many women on it these days, what are the chances that people are secretly fucking on this thing?
It's against regulations or whatever, but im sure its happening. it would be like joining the "miles high club" but on a carrier instead which would only make it hotter for the 20-something stacies.
Could it happen? Is it happening?
>secretly
is it happening in the open? you would get kicked out or punished so i doubt it.
What are they gonna do? Stop the boat? Throw you in the brig with a bunch of other sweaty greased up sailors? Whip you with a cat-o-nine?
Buddy every US warship is a mobile fuck-palace and jerk-shack deluxe. It's just Seamen blasting semen
Impossible, since all men who join the Navy are certified homosexual
They fuck in the reactor rooms, on the deck, in the hangar, in their private rooms. They fuck at morning and evening. On normal and holy days. no need for being secret about it.
having sex in the reactor room doesn't seem healthy
Imagine the smell
Secretly?
>what are the changes that people are secretly fucking on this thing?
100% non stop gay sex
Secretly?
>secretly
It's the navy, the only obstacle is that the prefer fucking men.
Gay jokes aside, seabee fag here, I have tons of friends on them floating jails, they fuck anything and everything, anywhere at any point. Even heard a story a nuke fucked a fish he got from the filter.
>Even heard a story a nuke fucked a fish he got from the filter.
least weird nuke in the service.
fleeters are an odd bunch
>t. a fellow seabee
It's kinda mindblowing but for normies sex is like breathing. It's just something that naturally happens when enough people of opposite or even same sex are stuck in the same place. Like shit on decks on Indian ships or brawls when enough Irishmen are around.
God imagine being in a parallel universe where men are subservient to women and it's you and a couple other guys on a carrier of lusty women for months on end.
You're a new recruit so a lot of the older girls are eager to test you ARA-ARA.
Snu snu is real anon, you're just not rich enough to pay for it.
So... Impossible land located in bizarro world? Because women don't even like war and only join the military for handouts like the naggers they are.
>t. uggo who is so afraid of women he's internalized his fear into hate
>inb4 n-no, i'm a c-chad guis reply
Nah, I got mine and am content with not being a literal fucking animal for gubbermint gibmedats. Keep your hypergamous desert dime, cuck
>must have went through
English grammar is already piss easy and retards still manage to fuck it up.
have a nice day tranny homosexual
We were stuck in the incorrect universe as punishment by God for being too based.
When Ron Paul said it's habbening he was referring to on air craft carriers. We've been tring to contact you OP. Now that you've finally listened it's your job to take this to your local media, and mass produce the message to them until they finally listen. Make YouTube videos. Print out flyers by the thousands, and toss the bundle into street corners. Good luck OP, and God Speed.
Men have been fucking each other on naval vessels for centuries. Yeah, it happens
Fucking on a Carrier vessel is nothing unusual.
Fucking on submarines, that's where it gets juicy, especially on SSNs.
>Why tho?
Okay: Imagine a woman. At home she might be a 6/10. Not great, not terrible.
After a few days underway this woman suddenly starts rising through the ranks. After three to four weeks she's a 9/10 at least.
Then: In a sub it's always a tad bit too hot. In an SSN there's really not much privacy. And now here comes the magic:
On a carrier women will stay kempt and orderly and do make up. On a sub not so much.
So her hair is rather greasy. It's also been a few days since she took a shower or changed clothes.
You think she'll take her sweet time to shave her armpits and pussy? Think again bro.
So after a few weeks underway, and no matter if she's sweaty, greasy, hairy, you're surrounded by 9/10s. And boy, everybody talks about breathing recycled farts on subs. But nobody talks about pheromones. You see this women. Normaly their entire state would disgust you
>Take a looong shower and then we might talk
But on a submarine, oh boy, you get horny. And you get HORNY
I'm talking about cave man. Primal urges. Every time you literally bump into one of them in the narrow hallways you get overwhelmed by her sexual smell.
This can be a real fucking distraction. There's nothing you want more than BANG this hairy slut somewhere until you can throw away the sheets.
Banging on a carrier is for noobs. But the sexual atmosphere on subs is for professionals.
I thought it was male only crews on US subs, is this a bong sub experience?
Females have been on US subs since the 00s
Imagine the smell of these juicy blown out goblinas dripping juice into their week old panties.
a travesty for morale
not sure about aircraft carrier, sadly never been on one
when i was in the German navy, I was mainly on a 2 different research ships
almost everyone was married there (me included) and on the bigger one half of all people there were scientists anyway
but the age average was probably something like mid 30s
only sex that happened was when partners / spouses visited
on joint exercise with the US with larger, younger crews or during my base training there was definitely some fucking
>secretly
but not that secretly
everyone will know
i think officially it was forbidden though
when docked, dating was super easy though
tinder was almost too easy in most European cities
They fuck like rabbits
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