Girkinposting

Describe the current situation as if you were Igor Girkin.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this traitor known as "loser of sloviansk" should be put up against wall and shot, he is a pest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a girkin posting thread not a solovyev thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The temporary success in Soledar should not be taken for granted. As much as I might personally find Mr. Prigozhin to be terrible as a tactician and downright mediocre as a cook - I have to give him credit where it is due. He at least managed to do something that the MoD failed to do for almost half a year. While prisons are being depopulated across our homeland’s great expanse to bring us the tiniest of victories, the people in charge of the whole operation are still acting as if everything is going according to plan. The most important thing right now is not to overdose on the merriment from taking the territory the size of a single district of Kherson. The enemy’s defence line has not collapsed and Bakhmut still remains unattainable to us. The talk of “kotels” and “operational encirclements” that our digital warriors like to bring up is far from the truth. The enemy stands outside the walls of Soledar and continues to plan its next move. As much as I would love to see this as a shift in dynamic - all I am seeing right now is a belated Christmas miracle. Unless our management begins to take the whole situation seriously, this might be the last victory we will ever celebrate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek that sounds just like him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Needs a few sarcastic memtions of esteemed partners, but it's a solid 9/10 for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Copying and pasting from his telegram is cheating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good, but I think he pontificates just alittle bit more

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that blowjob

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girkin is everywhere

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          howdy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Howdy~

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girkin cucked himself

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He really should only keep the moustache. The beard doesn’t suit him at all.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the strategic advantage of being named after a pickle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ancestors dealt in pickles?
      He claims it is just as much of a made-up surname as “Strelkov”. Some ukie intelligence group leaked documents that suggest his birth name might be Runov (roo-nov). Don’t know if that’s true or not, but the fucker has plenty of names and identities, as any self-respecting glowie should.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD
    THE
    FUCKING
    PHONE

    I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything
    >please
    is terrible
    >i'm begging
    but Mother
    >cut me a deal
    Russia is stronk
    >i'll go anywhere
    and cause is righteous
    >i'll live in brazil
    so despite awful
    >i'll take venezuala
    performance and
    >i'll live in uganda with the monkeymen
    botched strategies caused
    >i'll become a muslin
    by shitty leadership and
    >praise allah praise allah
    blatant corruption
    >i have dirt on everyone you want i'll tell you anything
    we are on track to
    >get me the fuck out of here i'll suck yo dick
    decisive Russian victory
    >even new guinea is ok
    >please

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh boy, better not go anywhere near the front lines! I wonder if shooting down a passenger plane would fix the military operation lol. IDK, I have zero actual military experience, lmao. Feeling qt, time to shitpost on telegram ecks dee.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am, as of present, having waken up (which should not be mistaken for being completely woke, under any circumstances) and sipping my coffee, found that our situation, which is, by all means, not the most preferred among colleagues and even other friends, struggling to find the strength, in order to grab the charger of laptop. this situation, which is opposing, and in many ways debunking, is one that we serially and often find ourselves in, one has to wonder what our "dear leaders" who we do not criticise, are doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    berdiansk, alarming

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our unfellow partners are preparing medals as we speak, for the brilliant minds behind the decision to send our last quality reserves into meatgrinder for the sake of glorified Hispanice trade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related

    half of his shit is so filled with these weird fucking sayings i cant understand what he means

    why cant he just say he thinks there's traitors, unhonest people, whatever around him? why does he have to say shit like "if two hands shake, as they always do"? i like to think i've come across many cultures and different peoples, but i've NEVER heard of 99% of the shit he says

    pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russians are experts in talking around the point forever without actually saying it.
      All about being as vague as possible so no one can accuse you of having any one set opinion that may be seen as unfavorable by someone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is that it's supposed to convey some sense of mockery and sarcasm from a man who's repressing a shitton of anger from sheer frustration at the retardation his side has shown.
      As a person who can speak Russian, this is the general feel I get from Girkin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just how russian is
      either you speak in convoluted Asopian language or you go full in blyatfuck swearing

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