>get stuck in a bunker with this girl during a possible apocalypse for an indefinite amount of time

>get stuck in a bunker with this girl during a possible apocalypse for an indefinite amount of time

What would you do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was she barefoot when she woke up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he sniffed and licked her feet. He covered her feet in his saliva whilst she was incapacitated. Is that what you want to hear?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that's what i wanted to hear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is this word

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whitespeak

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual way of saying while

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/while-and-whilst

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because John Badman was meming and thought it'd be funny to have PUTA barefoota.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were indoors. It is normal to take your shoes off in the house. I always ask my female guests to take their shoes off because it's more hygienic. And their dirty sweaty socks too off course.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I almost believed you. but it's "of" not "off"
        now i can't jerk off to completion

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it is "off"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "off course"?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is certainly the way the thread is headed if you two continue this inane line of questioning.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to jack of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The better question is: why was she wearing clothes when she woke up

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she have to say, and that's what no one did.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn gay, murder her and wear her skin

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PUTA

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE

  7. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    Leave her handcuffed to the bed for a start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even trying to be rapey, that is the best solution until she calms down and you can explain the situation to her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She would eventually get her period and unless you give her old rags to shove up her vag you will have a bloody mess in your hands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well then she'd better calm the frick down in a hurry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it just ended you have around 30 days until she really needs to start worrying about it, but what about her pewps and pees? That is arguably worse then blood with bits of lining in it. You haven't thought this through.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (to save her life of course! theres an alien invasion after all!)

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so that's where ame's been

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the frick I want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honest and true

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call her a PUTA once per day.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *whispers
    >Your toilet flourishes into my room. I've seen everything.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Refuse to have sex with her and make her justify having SEVEN exes.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have shaved and waxed armpits, arms, legs, and everything if it's the apocalypse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a movie, numbnuts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is on to something. Why did we see her take a shit? Does she only have the one pair of panties? Then where are the discharge/period stains? I want my fricking movies to be hyper realistic, and at no point during the movie while trapped in a small room with 2 guys and a women did I see anyone complain about smelly farts and bathroom smells leaking out into the main room.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask her what anime shes into

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably some bullshit like fruits basket or food wars
      what anime are you into

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >food wars
        >not yakitate japan
        Not in my bunker.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her watch all of initial d then we'll start going through all the eurobeat collections while reading the manga.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d probably never touch her and barely speak with her. All the while I’m working out like a maniac and reading Les Misérables again and again.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hook her ass directly to my gas mask and feed her nothing but beans until I die

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PUTA was cute in this movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she turns tricks in the walmart parking lot after her shift in the deli is over.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll take the one on the right, please. I like 'em small and freaky.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably cuddle her while unconscious, then she tells me she has a boyfriend outside the bunker where all the space monsters are, then we share awkward looks over breakfast cereal for the next 20 years until it's safe to go out
    it's not actually safe and we both get eaten about 2 weeks after leaving the bunker and I still die a virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro. It's your bunker, man up. If she wants your freeze dried chili mac and canned tuna she needs to step up and pay the bill.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically, what if you were in such a situation where you were stuck or stranded or isolated with a hot girl for an indefinite amount of time? Let's say at some point and for some reason, it turns sexual, and hypothetically the sex is not consensual. Then, hypothetically, you hear that you will soon be rescued: if you're stuck in a cave, rescuers are coming, or if you're stranded on an island, or hiding in a bunker, help is on the way. What would you do? Let's say you could reject the help, and continue hiding. Maybe the radio that asked if you needed help had yet to get a reply, and if you do not reply they will not come for you. So you have a choice between getting help and returning to society, or staying hidden in your hole with some hot and sweaty thing that doesn't want you and hates you. What do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t rape her and I return to society because I don’t want to live in a fricking bunker with an aging c**t who hates me off the rip despite being her guardian.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome the Matriarchy.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black panties
      >no visible white discharge stains

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those would be on the inside of the panties.

        And quite delicious too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If thats the only pair she has it will bleed through

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first thing a woman does is take a selfie in the morning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if god gave her breasts she would be the perfect female specimen

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave my wife

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the revelation that John Goodman had killed a girl made the movie dumber. It was no longer a conflict between living in security as a slave vs. the unknown freedom of the dangerous outside world, it just became "I need to escape from this crazy guy who is going to kill me"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, i kinda thought it shat the bed in the third act.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was better in Fargo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can’t blame ewan at all

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically play boardgames

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would have to mod some games as some dont work with 2 or less people, but it would be fun to discover how to make the game playable.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lick her glass eye every day.

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