Guessing this is the best board to ask this in.
I live near a massive and poorly monitored nuclear waste storage pile. Our drinking water pipes plus the municipal well are very close to it. Wife read an article about it and her highschool cancer rate (which is almost next door to the storage pile) and is now terrified and wants me to get Geiger counter and regularly test our shit. Already sent off a water sample plus radon test, need Geiger counter recommendation.
We live in Missouri btw. Idiotic picture for attention.