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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Akschually he carried a lot of semi-competent kit, impressive for like 4000 yrs ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but I bet he didn't buy that gear. he had to level up to get it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He traded some mammoth to the clerk at the REI cave.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He most likely did trade for it, as indicated by his clothing, kit, and tattoos, he was a wealthy and high status individual.

        Otzi was a rich gearqueer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stay mad, stay poor

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"Poor"
            If I was poor, would I have TWO bronze knife blades? Picrel.

            I bet you feel pretty stupid now, huh?

            Go spill your berries elsewhere, gatherer.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shit, Anon. You don't need to flex so hard

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Damn nice fletching

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, the work of a native friend of mine. Turkey feather, high glue, deer sinew. Work damn well for deer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Otzi was a rich gearqueer
          maybe, but who knows, maybe he was the artisan and that's why he was rich

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Double layer shoes, inners made of grass outers made of deerskin with bearskin soles
      holy frick, they're samarter then I thought

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fun anthropology speculation.
        He was found wounded, believed to to have been killed with an arrow.

        Material culture at this time was very poor. Likely they looted his body for the better gear he had when he died.
        That means it's possible we are only seeing a portion of his stuff but that is the stuff that would have been seen as easily accessible.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fight presumably didn't take place where he died

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its been a while. Since I looked into it.
            He was in a crevasse right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this. I think he got shot from an arrow then died later. he relaxed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >High level player gets ganked by bowgayging noobs before he could extract with his schweet goat cape and flammable mushrooms.
          damn shame

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its been a while. Since I looked into it.
          He was in a crevasse right?

          No, just out in the open iirc. His gear was set around him like he was making camp, for example I think his axe was out leaning against a rock.
          Here's a thing I think people are missing: it's not a video game so you don't die instantly from such a wound. They didn't find any complete arrows with tips on his person. I think he was making new tips for his arrows when he was ambushed, shot all of his remaining complete arrows at whoever was shooting at him. The murderer ran off and didn't steal his gear as the murderer was part of the same local village/community, of which otzi was also a part. I think otzi was a hunter who traded with the locals and was well known. If the murderer stole otzi's gear, people would recognise it in the village and when otzi didn't turn up for weeks, then months, they would know who had killed him (the guy sporting a nice new copper axe and bear skin cap).
          When they start using this theory remember you saw it here first.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fight presumably didn't take place where he died

          I remember reading somewhere that his body likely slid down the mountain over the years and he received a funeral given some of the tools he had on him certainly would have been of enough value to steal, in particular, his copper axe. I also read that they found particles in his lungs that suggest he was a metalworker, or spent a lot of time around rudimentary forges.

          My own personal theory on his killers is that his group were followed into the mountains, knowing the Ötzi and his compaions likely had shit worth stealing given he was probably a smith/trader. They ambushed Ötzi's party at their camp after a delicious breakfast of cereals and herbs, baked on a stone. Ötzi was shot in the back in the opening volley but his attackers were driven off by the rest of the party.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He slipped over the mountain for a booty call on some unauthorized poontang. Poontang owner got rightly pissed off and hunted his ass down.

          Like all mopes he ran for home and got an arrow in the back for his trouble. You see folks poonany has always gotten a man in trouble.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >owner
            KYS yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The rut, the strut, the spawn. Gets us all in trouble

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OTZI-TEX

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the Celts in central Europe knew where to dig for iron ore (several meter below topsoil) by looking and observing the plants above.
        Meanwhile most zoomers cant navigate without a phone anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Antler multi-tool
      Psh, fricking REI newb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And he still died.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf Ötzi was just like me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, getting shot tends to do that to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And so will you. Sooner than you think.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          love that little freak

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            name?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ligma

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        from an arrow to the major artery.
        he was murdered. shot in the back with an arrow.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His male lineage still lives on. 9 men in the town near where he was found are descended from him.
          This is noteworthy because the indo European invasions ended a lot of the males of the original Europeans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/i4kFFb6.jpg

          Ha!

          Ötzi wasn't a made man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he relaxed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Got me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            real greaseball shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            real greaseball shit

            slatt slatt

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was among the cro-mags. real neolithic shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It could have been a hunting accident. I imagine those happened back then as well

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What forensic evidence indicates he had any more that one attacker

            They found blood from 2 different people on one of his arrows, indicating he killed one guy, retrieved the arrow, killed another, and retrieved the arrow again.They also found blood from another person on his knife, and then blood from a fourth person on his cloak/coat which makes people think he carried a wounded comrade away from the site of a fight. He also had cuts and bruises on his hands, wrists, and chest which could have been from a close-in fight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        After an arrow stuck him in an artery next to his shoulder and he sustained blunt force trauma to the head. Still impressive he was able to survive a trek in the alps as long as he did with his kit and expertise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was murdered by two men that were following him up the mountain.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it was five men. Or even twenty.
          How the frick do you know?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            forensics or some shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What forensic evidence indicates he had any more that one attacker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My ass

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can see for yourself what really happened. Watch Der Mann auf dem Eis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where do i cop this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the forest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And archaeologists think this created Gobekli Tepe???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        clearly it and similar structures were the prehistoric equivalent of a bunch of unrelated boys digging a hole at the beach, only over periods of centuries.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man this undermines my kit. I'd feel inadequate if I came upon this prehistoric hominid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hatchet instead of machete

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His bronze axe likely made him pretty high status. Unironically the bronze age version of a Gransfors-Bruks user.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a larper?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know the pyramids were built 5k years ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even weird that they knew so much. they lived outside and knew more about nature and it's uses more than we do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      berry eater need cup to drink water
      but real man drink water with hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Be me
    > Get anthropology degree
    > Spend most my classes feeling like an PrepHole pussy

    It's funny how ignorant to real world matters most university people are.
    Once when looking at some large statues that were displaced I raised my hand and asked if they ever found the footings for the statues... I didn't get a good answer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Feetgays never read the room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine debating academics. those people are only good at kissing ass to get ahead. truth was never the priority

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The anthro field is so sad to see get fricked up too. It's a pretty based area of study but the liberals come in and b***h about how you describe some natives thong as "simple".
        The professor I asked was cool he has some stuff published about the meso American culture being on the edge of a bronze age when Columbus arrived. You just arn't allowed to be Indiana Jones anymore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The anthro field is so sad to see get fricked up too. It's a pretty based area of study but the liberals come in and b***h about how you describe some natives thong as "simple".
        The professor I asked was cool he has some stuff published about the meso American culture being on the edge of a bronze age when Columbus arrived. You just arn't allowed to be Indiana Jones anymore.

        I've found that Most university types are just good academic "button-pushers"; that is, they know how to smell other peoples' farts until they have enough clout and experience to start teaching.
        Research is easy and few of them do any research that really changes our understanding of the world. It's pretty easy to get a master's and phd, at least in earth sciences. You just have to be obedient and work consistently.
        University teaches you how to sound smart, but when debating matters of actual importance, they just tell you to "trust the science" and "trust the experts". Because its what they've been trained to do. They lack the impulse to create their own understanding of the world outside of their microscopic area of study.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me too buddy. I remember casually talking with one of my typical affluent anthro professors about the homeless and he seemed very surprised that many homeless people are, in fact, violent drug addicts. Also, I loved doing fieldwork but I can't stand being stuck with these loonies for weeks on end in the middle of nowhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The anthro field is so sad to see get fricked up too. It's a pretty based area of study but the liberals come in and b***h about how you describe some natives thong as "simple".
        The professor I asked was cool he has some stuff published about the meso American culture being on the edge of a bronze age when Columbus arrived. You just arn't allowed to be Indiana Jones anymore.

        Also, on the topic of mesoamerica, the affluent professor put Cortes on blast for supposedly burning his ships when they arrived in the new world. He painted him as a stark raving lunatic with no friends who madly destroyed their only way home.

        The reality is that military commanders and leaders have been doing this for thousands of years. Sun Tzu even writes about how troops will fight harder if you "burn their bridges behind them". Instead to prof (who was a pretty cool guy for the most part) went on and on about Crazy Cortes and the poor Aztecs. Also loved talking about how bad of an archaeologist Indiana Jones was, funnily enough.

        Gives me half a mind to become a third world antiquities dealer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, I loved doing fieldwork but I can't stand being stuck with these loonies for weeks on end in the middle of nowhere.

        kek pretty much this

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally is holding gear

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wim Hof?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those ass-less chaps my guy.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this was a 45 year old man in 3000 BC
    what the frick?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Otzi is the oldest example we have of a human with tattoos. But none of his tattoos are pictures representing things like we have today. They're more like lines, series of parallel lines, and intersecting lines in seemingly random places on his body. Historians think these may have been medical charms meant to prevent pain or induce healing, because he had these tattoos on top of old wounds and over his bad back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe he just liked straight lines

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >random
      They intersect at the same points used in acupuncture.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Acunpunture maybe?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Black folk who are still hunter gatherers, herders, and farmers aren't too bad. The ones who live in towns and cities however....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but that's by circumstance. If they lived back in Africa they'd be hunter gatherers. They just dont belong in a civilized society.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gear
    >Ger
    picrel most important piece of "Ger"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he spoke German and not a proto-basque language

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >proto-basque language
        that is something i was not expecting to read about in PrepHole

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        basques go that far back?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are the original Europeans.

          Quiet, American. The adults are talking.

          [...]
          No.

          You don't know shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Europe was populated by neanderthals long before the ancestors of the basque arrived and there isn't, to my knowledge, good evidence that the basque came to populate all of europe. If you have evidence to support the notion that otzi was culturally an descendant of the basque, please do share.. But I don't think all Europeans are descendant from basque populations

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oh yea otzi was a 5'3" manlet so definitely not basque

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >good evidence that the basque came to populate all of europe.
              And population on earth has short people. He probably wasn't even that short for his time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That article suggests the basque or ancestors of the basque also populated the british isles, but says nothing about the interior of Europe, where Otzi was found.

                >Ötzi's full genome has been sequenced; the report on this was published on 28 February 2012.[54] The Y chromosome DNA of Ötzi belongs to a subclade of G defined by the SNPs M201, P287, P15, L223 and L91 (G-L91, ISOGG G2a2b, former "G2a4"). He was not typed for any of the subclades downstreaming from G-L91; however, an analysis of his BAM file revealed that he belongs to the L166 and FGC5672 subclades below L91.[55] G-L91 is now mostly found in South Corsica.[56]

                >Analysis of his mitochondrial DNA showed that Ötzi belongs to the K1 subclade, but cannot be categorized into any of the three modern branches of that subclade (K1a, K1b, or K1c). The new subclade has provisionally been named K1ö for Ötzi.[57] A multiplex assay study was able to confirm that the Iceman's mtDNA belongs to a previously unknown European mtDNA clade with a very limited distribution among modern data sets.[58]

                >By autosomal DNA, Ötzi is most closely related to Southern Europeans, especially to geographically isolated populations like Corsicans and Sardinians.[59][60][61][62] He was part of the migration of early European farmers who migrated from Anatolia to Europe in large numbers during the 7th millennium BC, replacing earlier Europe's hunter-gatherers.[63]

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_G-M201

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>By autosomal DNA, Ötzi is most closely related to Southern Europeans, especially to geographically isolated populations like Corsicans and Sardinians
                See pic related.
                The Original Sardinian language is lost to history. But it probably was in the proto-basque family as they both seem to have come from the same place genetically.
                Best bet for Ötzi is proto-basque.
                The distance between the basque country and Tyrol is less than many American Indian language ranges.
                Take the Paiute. Who's language group reached from Arizona to Oregon. And belonged to the Aztec language family, which stretched from central Mexico, all the way to the Canadian border.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And belonged to the Aztec language family, which stretched from central Mexico, all the way to the Canadian border.
                Pic related just because I am fascinated with this subject, in Europe and America.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >mayo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If that interests you look into the Athabascan languages. They are spoken in areas from interior Alaska to the Southwest.
                It's my personal theory that the Athabascan tongues are the descendants of the Clovis culture, considering their geographic distribution.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was once told that the Navajo only punched their way into the southwest interior after they developed relationships and got technology from the Spanish.
                They actually made slaves of the Paiutes until whites put a stop to it.
                They look very different from the other peoples of the southwest

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                interesting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Quiet, American. The adults are talking.

        basques go that far back?

        No.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he might have spoke an Indo-European language like proto-Celtic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt. Indo-Europeans weren't really established in the area and Oetzi had <1.5% IE DNA.
          DNA obviously doesn't tell you what language someone spoke, as all the different races speaking English in America are a testament to.
          But I think it's most likely he spoke some Neolithic Farmer language.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        homie hit the dab thousands of years before it was cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is how I sleep, no wonder I have shoulder problems

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have very much thought of getting Otzi tattoos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gear

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why he built like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You may not like it but this is peak male performance

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no body hair to protect from the sun
    No wonder "cavemen" went extinct.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's europe, what sun

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homie he froze to death

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cap. Mans opps got tight and was bussin on em. He was lackin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fr fr stay strapped or get clapped

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What a tool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're the tool if you believe that was about Otzi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, this man could throttle every poster in this board (except for me)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Realistically, this man could throttle every poster in this bo-

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw there's no round in the chamber

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LIKE A WAVE

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get raided boi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got that conqueror physiognomy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy the historic beginning of over achievers, standing armies, mass rape & enslavement, wealth accumulation, burials focused on the individual, egotistical tyrants, and constant warfare. Thanks indo-europeans I was really getting tired of growing crops and banging my wife all day, I wanted to be a slave in the copper mines eking out a living collecting ore so the local warlord can have another shiny weapon to kill the neighbors (or one of our own people if we refuse to pay the protection fee to his mercenaries or we don't give our daughter to one of his vassals as a concubine). ROLLY WHEEL BIG HORSEY GO FAST VROOM VROOM, SHINY BRONZE SO COOL, CONSTANT RAIDING AND RETALIATING SO EPIC I LOVE NEVER ENDING CONFLICT THAT DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE AND ALL THE REWARDS OF CONQUEST ARE FLEETING BUT IT'S SO COOOOOOOOOLL TO BE JUST LIKE ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND PAVE THE WAY FOR GLOBOhomosexual HELL WITH PERPETUAL WARFARE AND EXPANSION. LIFE WAS SO BORING WHEN WE ALL JUST TOOK CARE OF OUR SMALL COMMUNITIES AND CARVED FIGURINES OF BIG BUTT BIG TIT LADIES, WE NEEDED MORE DEATH AND DRAMA, WE NEEDED A SAUSAGE FEST OF WARLORDS AND HIGH PRIESTS TO COME AND IMPROVE EVERYTHING.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that men weren't killing each other for cattle or land before the Lord Indra arrived on the banks of the Danube and said "Heil Hitler"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Longhouse.
        War is cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They tried their best to recreate a shitskinned dravidian dasyu and all they did was make a chad George Clooney

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ahhh otzi. i saw him a few minths ago in balzano italy. what surprised me most were his clothes, they aren't just big pieces of fabric but rather many many different layered pieces sewn together by hand. i feel bad for otzi's wife or whoever made that for him. did you know he's actaully 5'6? histories first short king.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was 5'3".
      ANF DNA is associated with low genetic height.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whos the cute girl?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >singlehandedly delays human evolution in your path

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt they take his stuff after killing him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two theories:

      1: It was highly recognizable, high status kit that would be very obvious, especially if he was a craftsman or societal leader.

      2: cultural superstition about said high status items, again based off the fact of him being a craftsman or societal leader.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      big as bear showed up after the fight
      weather
      fell somewhere they couldn't reach
      both warring parties in no shape to return stick around and scavenge
      shut idk lol

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is a good place to find rocks for arrow heads over there, in the mountains?

    I read that it was early spring when he died and that he had been eating game meat. seems to me like after winter the tribe needed more arrows, so they head out into the mountains to forge and hunt when they were ambushed.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chad

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