Garbage bin uses

The city I live in just issued new but smaller garbage bins, and they refuse to pick up the older large bins. I now have a garbage bin like pic related that I'm looking for a new use. I would ideally like to turn it into a compost bin, but any other suggestions?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you considered cutting it up into pieces small enough to fit into the new smaller bin and then simply shoving each one up your ass?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go around collecting everyone elses old bins and then hoard them on your property. Build a fort out of them or hell an entire house built out of nothing but garbage bins. Become known as the crazy garbage bin guy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rain barrel. If you live in a place where that's illegal, say it's not your rain barrow, it belongs to the city but they refuse to come pick up their property and suggest they be cited for neglect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a good idea because if the city claims to own the rain then you can just say you are collecting their rain for them in their rain barrel and they can pick it up whenever they want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rain barrel.
      i use my old one for that

      used to use one of those for ice baths, my dad used it later on to drown a squirrel in

      >my dad used it later on to drown a squirrel in
      kill your dad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squirrels deserve to be gassed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >america
          >even squirrels are morons there
          ok. but still, drowning is a shit way to kill them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's the one with the bar in the front like that they'll only fill up to the bar and start leaking out.

      you need the solid plastic molded ones for them to fill up completely.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    used to use one of those for ice baths, my dad used it later on to drown a squirrel in

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We lit(t)erally went from those to large collective containers.
    You could use it as a (rather large) flower pot or grocery cart, or you could use it to for your dirty laundry (you may want to drill holes on it, for that).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >garbage bin grocery cart
      thats some homeless shit right there.
      how about you use it as your new home instead of a grocery cart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Have a cat
        >Not a cat
        My cat actually would love that. Alas, like I've said, we don't use those any more. Don't be sad, though; they sucked.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drill small drainage holes in the bottom, fill with a couple inches of gravel, then dig a whole deep enough so that the top is flush with the grass, camouflage the lid, and use it as a spider hole to surprise the garbage collectors when they come to empty your new smaller bin.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    Drive to your city hall and bring it inside tell front desk that Jeff is expecting this to be dropped off then leave
    Bonus points print off something for them to sign saying it was received

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use it to dissolve the dead bodies of the neighbors you don't like

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garden storage, compost bin, water butt,

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace wheels with larger ones and you've a very handy garden tote.Could also cut off the from and make a sturdy hand cart for moving heavy stuff around

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