>Garand Thumb. >"If you're not fit, you're gonna die"

>Garand Thumb
>"If you're not fit, you're gonna die"
Is this true?? I don't want to die bros.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look its either the raiders or heart disease, i dont care which.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He almost died from eating bad crab rangoon in Vegas. Being fit saved his life, if he was fat they'd have put him on a ventilator

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick. I saw him in hospital pics but didn't find out why. Did he address this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was just food poisoning. He ate it, got sick, went to the hospital, got better. No permanent debilitating conditions. Don't eat sea food in Vegas.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chinese seafood, at that. Holy smokes. I would never.

          Having a gut doesn't mean you're weak or don't have endurance, it just means you have a higher body fat %. Look at the guys in the world's strongest man competition

          Strength doesn't necessarily equal practical strength. Powerlifters have that build because its the best for gaining muscle mass. Sure, the strongman can probably lift the truck everyone rides in, but can he run a mile to avoid shelling/machine gun fire in an open field? How far can he walk in a day?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not just powerlifters. You can be fit without being shredded.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have eaten dozens of plates of crab legs and sushi at the vegas buffets when i go down for SHOT, never had an issue, built different i guess

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I eat crab Rangoon all the time and it doesn't kill me. He must be super weak to be taken down by a pastry.

            This.
            Baby gut posters who can’t handle a little shellfish are most definitely ngmi.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think Vegas handles its seafood carefully considering all the famous chefs they have and all the tourists who go there.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My thoughts exactly. He didn't once question how far the nearest ocean even is?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              From Vegas? It isn't that far. Closest beach is about a 4 hour drive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lacking the basic survival skills to not eat seafood in sketchy places

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Crab Rangoon
        >Seafood

        Anon...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Crab is seafood you dummy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I eat crab Rangoon all the time and it doesn't kill me. He must be super weak to be taken down by a pastry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sea food restaurantsin land locked state
      Do people really do this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        almost all seafood sold in america is frozen when it’s caught, or sold live, there’s no reason your seafood in vegas isn’t as good as it is on the coast except that the restaurant fricked something up after they took delivery of product
        >inb4 flyover cope
        I unfortunately live on the East coast less than 20 miles from the ocean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon we have planes. we can ship things quickly now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Come the hell on. It takes hours and hours to get any package across the states. If you get seafood in Vegas, odds are it was trucked in on a refrigerated trailer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a story about a Roman Senator that absolutely hated fish and would never eat it or even allow it in his house during dinner parties, unless he was in his villa in the alps.
        Because getting fresh fish from the sea to the alps was a flex. So he'd put up with the fish stank in his house to dab on all his guests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine larping every day that you are supremely qualified to survive
      then you eat some bad food and die.
      does he think that when shit hits the fan, all food is going to be 100% fresh and in an unbroken chain of refrigeration? that inspectors will come from the government and check all prepper piles for nasty germs?
      I think I would outlive this fricker in the boogaloo, lads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >died from eating bad crab rangoon in Vegas
      This would be the most homosexual pathetic death ever. Like those goofballs in the Amazon that die cause a coconut falls on them LMAO

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Heart disease is the leading cause of death for men, women, and people of most racial and ethnic groups in the United States.
    >One person dies every 34 seconds in the United States from cardiovascular disease.
    >About 697,000 people in the United States died from heart disease in 2020—that’s 1 in every 5 deaths.
    >Heart disease cost the United States about $229 billion each year from 2017 to 2018.3 This includes the cost of health care services, medicines, and lost productivity due to death.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very true. If no water you gonna die, no food your gonna die, get injured you gonna die, get taken to hospital you gonna die, get arrest and go to jail you gonna die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Live happily and healthy for 80 years and you gonna die

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he medically discharged and disabled?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No he still works at Old Navy!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He claims its from a bad parachute drop. At some point it caused a long term injury to his neck.
      Parachute injuries and deaths are very common. One Seal team member was killed when his chute didnt deploy during a stunt event. He landed right into the stands and died.
      It happens quite frequently.
      My understanding is you arnt suppose to inspect your own bag. But maybe that isnt really enforced. All I know it military have a poor record of injuries and deaths from it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >At some point it caused a long term injury to his neck.
        lol, what a fricking welfare queen.
        >hurr a durr i fell out da airplane hurt neck
        >gibs disability plox
        >starts running around larping on youtube

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who’s ever worked for the government is a welfare queen

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >making the government pay for your larping

          sounds pretty based tbh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >bragging about receiving govt hand outs
            >relying on federal assistance
            Nih-gur

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon but sounds based, the lesser races do it why shouldn't we? We contribute the most in taxes anyway.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >always paying in, for nothing in return
              You do you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This. What a fricking moron
                >here's my money, daddy gooberment pls spend it wisely

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >welfare queen
          delusional boomer hands wrote this post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall him having been medically separated from the military from that injury.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thats exactly why he left. He did an entire show in extreme pain from it flaring up.
          As somone with a back injury. Somedays are good. And somedays are awefull.
          Once you injure a joint or bone, It will never be the same. Sometimes when the cartlidge is damaged. The muscles will contract to protect the injury.
          So he did a show in that condition.
          I dont believe for a second that hes faking anything.
          One guy dropped straight down and broke his legs. Shit happens.
          Parachutes should be banned. Shit doesnt even work and there has to be something better in 2023.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My dad is a retired army medic and he says most ex-parachuters have absolutely fricked up knees and a lot of them end up on wheelchairs when they grow old. It's such a shitty deal to join their rank.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Your dad is talking shit. Infantry as a whole get fricked knees and hips from carrying silly amounts of weight. They don’t “mostly end up in wheelchair” though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You need to work on your reading comprehension bro

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Just realised you’re esl. That explains it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >As somone with a back injury. Somedays are good. And somedays are awefull.
            Yeah I'll cosign that loan. Shit sucks ass all the ways.
            Sometimes I'll bend over to pull dishes out of the washer and my whole arm goes numb and my back locks up, and I'm stuck folded over like quasimoto til I can get to be couch/floor and unwind my shit.
            Brutal stuff.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > Parachutes should be banned. Shit doesnt even work and there has to be something better in 2023.
            Cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My understanding is you arnt suppose to inspect your own bag.
        You absolutely are, it's just that at least one other person is also supposed to, but you're responsible for making that happen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >One Seal team member was killed when his chute didnt deploy during a stunt event. He landed right into the stands
        lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >One Seal team member was killed when his chute didnt deploy during a stunt event. He landed right into the stands
        lmao

        It's probably Bradley Cavner, which btw made the knife with which Eddie Gallagher executed that haji kid (and all the trial drama followed)

        Small world!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    seeing 300lb(fat) "preppers" larping is so funny to me.
    Showing all their shtf gear when in reality they couldn't even walk 5 miles to save their lifes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry mister urbanite, but some obese prepper chilling in his mancave has a higher chance of survival, hell anyone has a higher chance than someone larping as a door kicker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This dude gonna get clapped by a 250lb woman manning the M2 at the FEMA checkpoint getting mistaken for hostile paramilitary

        Dubs of anti larperdom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You sound fat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a fit prepper will survive longer then an obese one

          Sorry poor urban gays, dubs has spoken three times already

          [...]
          Dubs of anti larperdom

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you can prep and get in shape you know, the two aren't mutually exclusive

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No they are. Just like you can either be a well trained poorgay or someone with gucci gear but no training. Nobody with money actually knows how to shoot and people who can barely pay their bills are clearly more competent in a gunfight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a fit prepper will survive longer then an obese one

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          While you have been doing cardio, I have been amassing calories. And now you dare ask me for help?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            youre supposed to STORE the calories, not EAT them mcpablo!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Touched a nerve?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        erm, I'm going to throw a b*mb into his house and steal his shit!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You will be just a lootbox waiting years in some dirty basement until some cannibal raiders appear from NY who already killed thousands of people just to survive. He will probably look like some cringe basedjack meme but shredded as frick like a animal and without mercy he will smell your fat ass and eat it as breakfast.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks people rank up like in vidya when they kill unarmed fellow browns
          Russia lost all their elite frontline troops in days against volkstrum. They like the wagner gays getting btfo’d right now spent years killing and terrorizing low iq Africans and Araps who lacked the arms to defend themselves, so much for muh combat xp bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry mister urbanite, but some obese prepper chilling in his mancave has a higher chance of survival, hell anyone has a higher chance than someone larping as a door kicker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind that even, bunch of them are gonna drop like flies without long term access to essential maintenance medications.
      >no more beta blockers
      >no more ACE inhibitors
      >no more insulin
      That alone is enough to kill off a good chunk of people, preper or not.
      Not the ones that are gonna absolutely fricking psychotic without access to antidepressants, anti-anxiety, and pain killers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ah I see we're dealing with chronic high blood pressure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>no more beta blockers
        >>no more ACE inhibitors
        literally all you need is garlic + fat loss
        but people are moronic and drugs are easy
        they also make big pharma millions of dollars and constant profit for the length of someone's life
        healthy people are not good for big pharma profit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What's the secret with garlic?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            alinin/alicin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literally all you need is garlic + fat loss
          Yeah, you dropped out in HS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not eating goyslop goes without saying

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        btw antidepressants are useless, at least for me they were but maybe i wasnt depressed idk, the symptoms were there maybe the cause wasnt that tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          depression goes away pretty quickly when you start getting shot at anon, one way or another

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Magnified optics resolves that problem, fitness isn't a necessity it just complements your skill set and tactics.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This dude gonna get clapped by a 250lb woman manning the M2 at the FEMA checkpoint getting mistaken for hostile paramilitary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying a TACP would be stupid enough to try to raid a FEMA checkpoint.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >iMpLyInG a tAcP wOuLd bE sTuPiD eNoUgH tO tRy tO rAiD a fEmA cHeCkPoInT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming I’m going anywhere near spitting distance with M-2 Manitee

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin hart had a car accident that wasn't fatal because he had abs of steel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's because he was in a booster seat

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You’re gonna die anyway

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >If you're not fit, you're gonna die
    Yeah, but what if I want to die?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    of what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ligma

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What’s ligma

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A severe debilitating condition with no known cure. Considered to be terminal in 98.73% of cases.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no way

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's true. I'm fat and I live with the constant fear that if I need to run more than 1 mile I will die right there on the spot.
    That being said, I'm 275 but I got a sub-10 minute mile recently. My goal for the year is to drop to 215 and run a 10k.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit anon. I've been cutting too lately and just got back down under 200lb. I also managed do run 3 miles at an 8:15 pace

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you let yourself get fat? As soon as I hit 175lbs I was like "no" and dieted down to 160lbs immediately.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    muscle mass and strength is one of the most important factors in longevity and health
    bones are important too
    also if your parents/grandparents aren't doing anything to preserve their bone density and muscle mass, they are NGMI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bone density knower

      did you jump and hang today?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, but i did have diarrhea today

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Baby steps, brother anon. Gotta strengthen your sphincter through constant liquid shitting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            can't wait until i can handle jello shitting

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Work at walmart.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP you know how to make a Hormone?
      >Kick her in the head and dont pay her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that would certainly release some hormones as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if your parents/grandparents aren't doing anything to preserve their bone density and muscle mass, they are NGMI
      Why? Tldw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        First of all, I saw the name Huberman in the post, that's a sign it's mostly just quackery, since Huberman is a youtube clickbait scientist, on the same level as other popular figures like Tom Scott and Verstasimium.

        Secondly, high protein consumption is actually associated with a decreased lifespan. That's nothing magical about it. You take in more protein, your cells divide faster because they know they have abundant resources. This accelerates the aging process.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they’re a quack
          >anyway, quack quack quack
          Topkek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You clear haven't seen how much Joe Rogan has aged in the last couple years since he went on the carnivore diet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >quack quack
              Kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're in denial because you don't want to accept the reality of the situation you're in.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’m nta you originally replied to. I also went to medical school. He’s right, older people need to work to counteract muscle loss and bone thinning, it improves longevity and quality of life.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >since Huberman is a youtube clickbait scientist
                just like your homosexual saint gregor?
                [...]
                >immediately jump to extreme carnivore to "prove" muh protein bad
                >just waste away duuuude

                lmao
                it can decrease if you sit on your ass all day and don't do any exercise and aren't building muscle, like most reddit vegan shills, such as yourself

                even valter longo recommends old people eat more protein to maintain muscle mass, since that is more important than being a moronic vegan shill from reddit

                Are you people moronic? Your cells divide faster when you eat lots of protein. No matter what, this makes you age faster.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sugar and ultra processed foods are also linked to accelerated aging
                the first post is about maintaining muscle mass and you come in sperging out about protein and carnivore

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That was prefaced with "Secondly", meaning it was adjunctive to the topic. It's well known that eating more protein helps to maintain or build muscle.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >since Huberman is a youtube clickbait scientist
          just like your homosexual saint gregor?

          You clear haven't seen how much Joe Rogan has aged in the last couple years since he went on the carnivore diet.

          >immediately jump to extreme carnivore to "prove" muh protein bad
          >just waste away duuuude

          lmao
          it can decrease if you sit on your ass all day and don't do any exercise and aren't building muscle, like most reddit vegan shills, such as yourself

          even valter longo recommends old people eat more protein to maintain muscle mass, since that is more important than being a moronic vegan shill from reddit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Are you people moronic? Your cells divide faster when you eat lots of protein. No matter what, this makes you age faster.

          Eating lots of almost anything will increase mtor igf and aging, that's why you exercise and tailor your macros to your activity level and weight. No one is telling you to eat 3 steaks every day.
          If you want to lower igf1 and mtor, you can practice time restricted feeding and/or regular fasting for even greater effect. You can even consume more plant proteins vs animal for some effect.
          If you're so hyperfocused on protein and not doing shit else to counter aging like sugar/refined grain reduction, not eating goyslop, regular exercise, HIIT, cold exposure, sauna, fasting, intermittent fasting, and supplementing, you might as well have a nice day right now.
          Constantly singling out protein while completely ignoring everything else like sugar and refined grains, the health benefits of increased muscle mass, the actual subject of this thread, and providing no other useful information is peak bad faith useless shitter tier.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of fat people survive wars, however they’re usually not fat by the end of it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm laughing at all the fatasses in this thread coping thinking they could survive a war or shtf when they can't even walk to their mailbox without getting winded.
    It's not too late to improve yourself. Using a calorie tracker app really helps put your diet into perspective

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I don't know how to tell you this, but we're all gonna die :((

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strength is important, but endurance is the most important aspect of physical fitness in modern war.

    Hiking 30+ miles per day with a full pack, running long distances with weight and weapons, staying awake and aware for long periods of time, just being physically reliable in life or death situations.

    For SF it is even more stringent as they are considered the best killers that the military has. Would you put your life in the hands of a morbidly obese man with a gun or a physically elite SF soldier?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but endurance is the most important aspect of physical fitness in modern war.
      People with actual combat experience (not you) disagree.
      https://firearmusernetwork.com/2015/06/03/why-does-the-army-want-me-weak/

      Nobody is advocating being a whale, but being a calisthenics cardio bunny is objectively worse when carrying 50lbs of gear or more and moving through terrain.

      Winded/out of breath is easier to deal with than a lanklet whose rucked all day and is literally shaking with every step because their tiny quads are giving out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol Black person wtf are you talking about, I weighed 155 soaking wet until I was a fricking SSG and had it way easier rucking than all the big dudes in my unit. I never once saw a skinny gay heat cat or fail to hump weight

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post 214

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you talking about homie its like you didnt even read his post

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I met some current special ops guys at wedding recently and they all had beer guts. That being said being fat is dumb and you shouldn’t

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      might be the HGH
      look at crossfit femoids and joe rogan for reference

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would make sense. They seemed pretty fit otherwise. They were JTACs if I recall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Having a gut doesn't mean you're weak or don't have endurance, it just means you have a higher body fat %. Look at the guys in the world's strongest man competition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They'd probably lose those guts after a month back in the field.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you get a desk job but keep eating like you're on your feet all day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More likely roid gut

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's true. You're also gonna die if you are fit, there's no escaping the reaper. Being fit will make it less likely that you die sooner though (at least from the medical issues you get from being fat), and can improve your quality of living before you die.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do kettlebell workouts and try to run 2 miles a few times a week

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because exercising and being fit can promote good health and can boost your immune system and prevent other issues. Being fat increases the risk of something going wrong really bad. Fat people need to do some cardio and muscle training. If they do that, they can boost their metabolism and lose weight. The muscles can burn the extra calories whilw the fat will die off.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. Every fatty I know will die at some point, what a shame.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if (fit == False) {die();}
    >else {die_anyway();}
    he is technically correct, i.e. the best type of correct

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of fats coping and seething. I will tell you a secret: If you're a man, you produce a hormone called testosterone, it basically makes you superhuman if you do any activity more than lifting a fork.
    For cardio, do couch25K. It will take half an hour, three times a week, you have no excuse. After that go at your own pace, honestly running just a mile a day does wonders for your cardiovascular health.
    For strength, buy a dumbbell set and do a curlbro routine. Don't listen to gymcels on PrepHole telling you oats and squats, you probably have decent leg strength because you probably squat 2pl8 every time you you get up to go to the fridge or bathroom. Once you've developed enough strength, start doing pull ups, and then start doing pullups wearing your pack and plates. It also only takes half an hour 3 times a week.
    Once you have a decent baseline of cardio and strength, you should start losing weight, eat at a caloric deficit. Not going to lie, this part sucks, and lasts the longest, but you'll get used to the suck in short order. Once you're finally through it, you can stuff your face as much as you want as long as you burn the calories off afterwards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If you're a man, you produce a hormone called testosterone,
      also the more body fat you have, the more test is converted into ESTROGEN
      so you are kind of literally physiologically gay if you're fat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dumbell set and do a curlbro routine
      >eat a caloric deficit
      There’s a reason people like you stay small and wea and yo-yo for life on mediocre gains, and this is exactly why.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your near trips is a nice metaphor towards your fitness philosophy: so close to greatness, but so far. Getting huge takes discipline and dedication, and looks great to other gymcels, but after you gain enough muscle it becomes unnecessary mass no more practical than adipose tissue. Zyzz, Pianoman and Ronnie Coleman are what the average PrepHoleizen aspires to be, and they're all dead or dying.
        Also I was directing that advice towards meal team 6, not someone of average weight, and specified only to eat a caloric deficit after they gained an acceptable muscle mass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >getting huge
          Yeah, that’s exactly where you’re wrong, bucko.
          You will spend your entire fitness career thinking a 225lb squat is anything to be proud of and anyone lifting more than that is some jay cutler wannabe getting “huge.”
          You’ll tell yourself running an 8min mile is “great” too.

          And you will never achieve anything beyond mid-tier gains in either athletic aspect because you chose to ignore the last 20 years or more of nutritional and fitness study in favor of
          >muh /k/ommando fitness
          Have fun going on your “ruck,” you try hard tactical homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've noticed a lot of zoomers first line of attack in an internet slap fight is to tell them they will never be in the top .01% of something. I'm very realistic about my expectations for the average person, and myself. I don't want to be a bodybuilder or a power lifter, and don't advise it for the average person. It takes dedication, a careful meal plan, and being a NEET or having a very cushy job to pull off.
            I never said LMAO2pl8 was something to be proud of, just that the average fatass is already doing it on the daily just by existing.
            Throwing out an extremely mediocre number like an 8 minute mile tells me you're a typical PrepHoleizen that thinks cardio kills gainz.
            >Have fun going on your “ruck,” you try hard tactical homosexual.
            At least we can agree on something, rucking is only good for destroying zogbots knees, and should only be done as a necessity, not as an exercise.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >fitness career

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fitness is relative to the pressures of your environment.

    If you want to survive after the fall of civilization, you'd do better to be experienced in growing/preserving your own food, navigating with a map/compass, and imrpovising shelter and medical aid. Obviously physical shape plays a factor in all of these. But you don't need to be built like a navy seal to survive.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    then you'd better get fit

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get an adderall prescription and do cardio for an hour everyday fattie

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really.
    If you're average strenght and can run with gear without collapsing panting after a minute you're pretty much good in terms of modern combat. Modern guns have basically no recoil and war is largely mechanized.
    There is a basic minimum you have to reach but it's not as far up as some people think and once it's been reached the returns are dwindling. It doesn't really matter how much more you can bench than a guy if you both are capable of keeping up with the squad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.has never done a single battle drill/patrol/litter carry in full kit
      Shut up fattso and go for a run

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guess what, you're gonna die regardless.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone dies eventually, being fit however means you're probably going to live slightly longer. In a shtf situation it'll help somewhat but not entirely required. If we were to be invaded or forced to fight the government you would be trying to blend into urban environments rather than hide innawoods 99% of the time.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been bulking and doing zero cardio the last 6 months, starting to cut and switching up to boxing-focused training. I miss being lean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep eating and lifting and boxing too anon.
      Weight cuts make you weak, unless you’re like 18-20%+ bf, then maybe a little cut.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >GT's current slampiece

    2bh his game is on point, he gets to LARP for a living now and companies constantly send him free shit + israelitetube pays him and he's balls deep in picrel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, he's fricking that? What breed do you think she is, a lab?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >clearly Bernese Mountain Dog
        >is that a lab?
        NGMI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YJK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When they kiss, their perfect teeth mate and have baby teeth
      Which are also perfect

  34. 1 year ago
    OP is a faggot

    >ecelebs
    Kys

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A day laborer with a low BMI is better prepared than the fitness junkies will ever be

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats RACIST!

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's not really wrong but I also think he's a homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      y is he a gay

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we're all gonna die, synecdoche

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t survive eating gas station sushi? Kilt in da streetz

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't run a mile but have $2000 worth of gear
    >Can put a TQ on blindfolded but doesn't know basic CPR
    >$2500 rifle set up but never goes to the range
    >Goon tat sleeve and full beard but works at Target in the back
    >Prepping for total collapse but doesn't have a trade
    >Expired chest seals in his Ifak but wouldn't know how to use an AED
    Don't tell me you want to be that guy, anon.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably going to live a very peaceful life. But, there could be a moment. Could be an hour from now. Weeks, maybe even years. There's gonna be somebody out there who is training right now. They are lifting. They are running. They are shooting. They are getting ready. They don't know it yet, but they're going to have a confrontation with you. Everything you have done up until that point, whenever it is, will determine whether or not you live or die.

    Not just yourself. Could be your family. Could be your kids. Could be innocent bystanders. Your actions that you take from this day forward could be the difference between people living and people dying. If you're not ready, if you're not trained, you're gonna fricking die. Nobody cares whether or not you are ready. That is completely and utterly up to you.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I train cardio so when SHTF I can set up traps and then run away. You can't larp yourself out of a punji pit

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im a 270 pound whale and i can do 1 mile in about 13-15 minutes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That means you stop to walk about 3-4 times. Get that number to zero.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        true wish i didn't blow out both my knees from moving and construction
        i do need to exercise more and get off this goy slop diet but at least 15 minutes a mile is a good start most fatties would die and keel over at the quarter mile mark

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they really would. Annual PT test at work is such a joke. Requirement is an 18 minute mile and some of those folks still struggle.
          You'd be doing your knees a giant favor by doing a cut cycle. If I remember correctly for every pound you lose is something like eight pounds of pressure off of your knees.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That means you stop to walk about 3-4 times. Get that number to zero.

      true wish i didn't blow out both my knees from moving and construction
      i do need to exercise more and get off this goy slop diet but at least 15 minutes a mile is a good start most fatties would die and keel over at the quarter mile mark

      they really would. Annual PT test at work is such a joke. Requirement is an 18 minute mile and some of those folks still struggle.
      You'd be doing your knees a giant favor by doing a cut cycle. If I remember correctly for every pound you lose is something like eight pounds of pressure off of your knees.

      You should not be running at 270 lbs. You're going to frick your joints up even if you were otherwise healthy.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gear is heavy.
    Gun is heavy.
    If you've never spent an entire day carrying your entire kit, try it sometime. It will be an eye-opening experience.
    Your enemy doesn't need to kill you if you die of exhaustion before you even see battle.
    If you aren't fit, you cannot fight.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Garand Thumb?
    https://voca.ro/17lOs4QothHa

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>"If you're not fit, you're gonna die"

    You need to be fit, but I think having a bit of a spare tire isn't the worst thing in the world. You'll take longer to starve to death that way and in SHTF the chances of you having to deal with famine are probably higher than the chances of you having to fight like a commando.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      off to the right of his hobbit house is a Circle K with a 4 tier gas station and a freeway.
      >This guy reeks of wilderness

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imbecile. That guy is legit as frick you should read more.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most cops really are pigs, too fat to run or fight so they mag dump old ladies and file for disability

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >if you’re not fit you’re gonna die
    >almost died to a little crustacean snack
    damn you for worshiping online influencers

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who can survive on a starvation diet for a year or longer is obviously going to have an advantage over someone who'd be skin and bones in a month, PrepHole used to know this before it got flooded with redditors with eating disorders.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is now believed that obesity takes even more years off your life than smoking cigarettes. That's not even getting into the fact that you can't operate if you're obese.

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