>Fuck your union blockade

>Fuck your union blockade

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bold strategy Grant, Let's see if it pays off for him.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know nothing about this. was it ever beaten?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no. At first this ship (CSS Virginia) was fucking up the union ships at Hampton roads, sinking 2 iirc and badly damaging a third. Then the Monitor showed up and they both took pot shots at eachother for a few hours but couldn’t actually do much damage. At one point the Virginia tried to ram but the ram got stuck and broke off. The monitor’s captain got blinded when a shell struck his vision slit. Both eventually withdrew. The Virginia never got another opportunity to break the blockade and was eventually scuttled.

      Tl:dr it was a draw and a strategic defeat for the rebels, but they still managed to sink a few ships.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tl:dr it was a draw and a strategic defeat for the rebels, but they still managed to sink a few ships.
        Yep. It proved that ironclads were the future, and that the only thing that could fight one was another ironclad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a direct fight, no.
      Strategically, yeah.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which ship would you rather fight in PrepHole? Neither could kill the other so it’s not a question a which one was better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CSS Virginia. far more comfortable and way more soul.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a fan of how low the monitor is on the water line, and the Virginia is sort of a jury rigged deathtrap. it's kind of a toss up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Much easier to escape the Virginia though. If a big wave overtook the Monitor you’d be fucked before you even knew it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what happened they all died. Here's the Monitor today:

          ?si=EW-gjleTaOuLfHiS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jerry rigged. pretty interesting phrase, look it up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but the original word is "jury." Comes from the age of sail as a bastardization of the French word "jour" for day. Means temporary in the sense of "daily."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The original is moron rigged, jerry and jury rigged are for emasculated fags that use pronouns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monitor sank later because it capsized. Virginia was scuttled to prevent capture iirc. Seems to me Virginia is a safer design for a ship.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the virginia must have had bad spalling and splintering rattling around inside

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have never heard of any accounts of those things being a problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's because none of the rebel sailors were literate, so none of them could write down their accounts. true story

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tbf being illiterate used to be pretty common among sailors, you took such a dangerous job because you didn't have many other prospects

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FWIW I've read letters and journal entries from both union and confederate soldiers and at least from what I'd read, the people who did write seemed remarkably more literate than the average person today.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was metal over wood, so the wood would have absorbed any spall.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there was a second ship build that is still sunk in the savanna harbor (in a near by shore line).

            basically what they did was take an old steam ship, cut the top off, build a slant roof, and lay metal slats on the top. the bottom of the ship was wooden, but that didn't matter because it was below the waterline. the slant design was coincidental to improving the effectiveness by sloping and was likely chosen to save on material. it was noted by the officers how much more effective the armor was than expected. I think they compared it to the sloped walls of European forts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Neither could kill the other so it’s not a question a which one was better.
      It may or may not have been cope but the inventor, John Ericsson, claimed after the battle that the Monitor's guns could have breached Virginia's armor had they been used at full power. Supposedly the crew either weren't told the gun was capable of hotter loads or didn't trust the gun to do so due to the USS Princeton accident. The USS Princeton was a ship that Ericcson designed several years prior to the war, during some VIP cruise the crew were demoing one of the guns and it exploded killing a half dozen people including both the Secretary of State and the Secretary of the Navy. The President at the time, (John Tyler) would have been killed but had just gone below deck. The gun that blew up wasn't Ericsson's design but he was the one who took the fall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"We would'a blew the Merrimack's hull wide open if only those dumb fucking gunners would'a used mah pissin' hot loads!"
        I don't think that would have ended well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The gun that blew up wasn't Ericsson's design but he was the one who took the fall.
        I don’t think Ericsson designed any guns to begin with. He was responsible for the turret and ship design but not the guns.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The gun that blew up wasn't Ericsson's design but he was the one who took the fall.
        I don’t think Ericsson designed any guns to begin with. He was responsible for the turret and ship design but not the guns.

        But who designed the toilet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Monitor hands down, just so I don't have to listen to
      >WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, IUNNO IFFE HEEEEEEEEV ENUFFF PAODURRRRRR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC the US Navy had the most brainlet members out of the existing branches of the military and this wouldn't turn around until like 20 years later with the second Naval build up in US history and then take off from there. Because the Navy literally took everyone back in those days and it was hard fucking word, more so than the Army.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was a soufuuuuurn aaaaccnt

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen that in a coon's age!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I could see how for a man of your stature, you’d have trouble keeping up with at least half the posts you’ve known.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck your union blockade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admire the sheer balls of the guys who got into that cramped death trap, especially considering it killed its crew twice before it actually went into combat.

      Considering its weapon was just a bomb on a long pole it’s effectively the first manned torpedo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shear balls

        Buddy I hate to tell ya but I doubt people willingly volunteered for that shit sides it’s creator

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Since this was a specialist mission I’m sure they did. You don’t draft guys to crew a new secret weapon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Confederate trapezoid (heh, trap) ironclads were a dead end. Union Monitors were the future, establishing the Golden Path for warships to follow. Trapedzoid (heh, trap) ironclads represent inefficient slave mentality; each gun fixed in position and forced to fire in one direction, thus necessitating large batteries. Union Monitors represent a Free Man's mind, the guns freely turning to fire in any direction, with smaller, more efficient batteries. The Monitor bore many children, even to this day, as all turreted warships are her children. The trapezoidal (heh, trap) ironclad was a dead end doomed to die with her homeland, going out with the rest of the broadside warships.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True but the casemate layout was more reliable at the time. Even during the battle at Hampton roads the Monitor’s turret was more of a liability then an advantage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But casemates remained a staple feature of warships until the deprecation of naval guns in the 1940s. Even now, VLS tubes are more like casemates than turrets.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What ship is that on?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Texas, there were later ships that had them as well, but they all got scrapped or sunk 60 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are wrong. Trapezoid ironclads embraced the land like the Tiktaalik and had many great grandchildren that is alive to this day.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ab ironclad built by hillbillies from a burned out frigate outperformed every active duty ship in the Russian Navy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid frogposter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stupid weebposter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really do look like a pepe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KICK IT BACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VGH

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The first battle between Ironclad warships in history ended in a draw.
    >One warship would later be scuttled to avoid capture and the other went into a storm and capsized.
    why is real life so fucking boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it is kinda a funny anecdote
      >both sides develop an epic invincible wunderwaffe to crush the inferior enemy ships
      >they both encounter eachother in battle
      >none of them have guns strong enough to pierce eachother's armor so they just both give up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you say wunderwaffe but the crazier thing is no one else before that thought "hey what if we nailed a couple layers of steel plates on this boat, do you think it might stop a cannonball?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's less a matter of someone having the idea, and more a matter of the metallurgy, industrial tech, etc. being advanced enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We could make good steel plates long before that, the issue was more a lack of good riveting to actually fasten it properly to the hull

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The French had the same idea 8 years prior to Hampton Roads, and had already used three ironclads in comat back in 1855.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As floating batteries, they didn’t fight other ironclads, which is why Hampton roads was a turning point

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hampton roads was a turning point
              Yes but if you take Hampton roads into Norfolk that's where the hookers generally hang out, but if you keep going you'll eventually find Joe's Crab shack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironclads existed before the ACW. The royal navy had Warrior, the first iron hulled ironclad warship already in service. Hampton roads was the first battle between two ironclads.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was significant about Hampton roads was that it was the first engagement between ti fully steam powered ironclad. The British and French had been messing around with ironcladding ships of the line, but they still had full rigs of sail.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not so fast, bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's wierd how this fight that was basically a turning point in naval history, was just kind of a wierd oddity at the time because the armor was too strong for their own guns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first tank battle at Villers Bretonneux turned out the same way. The German and British tank took shots at eachother, couldn’t really do anything, and both retreated. Which is weird because at that time tank armor was basically cardboard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, didn't the Mark I-IV use 6-pounder guns? That's not that impressive but it should still rip through tank armor, that shit was only designed to stop a machinegun

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TSWNRA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tunisia shouldn't worry neighboring region Algeria?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turning radius measured in kilometres

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's showing that the best ship the Confederacy could come up with was a modification of a Yankee built ship and buying ships in Europe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a modification
      Underselling it a bit, aren't you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It kept the engine and the main structure. Changing the superstructure wasn't that much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Engines are not the ship and most of the structure was gone (either remove or burnt). Not to mention the significant damage from the scuttling and submerging. 'm not saying there was nothing of the ship, I'm saying that just describing it as "a modification" is taking the piss...and you already know this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't call it a minor modification.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, are you having a break with reality? I never even said the word minor at any point, much less put it in the direct quote I copy pasted from your post
              Seriously dog, take your meds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How exactly would you describe it if not as a modification? A rebuild?
                The Confederation clearly lacked shipbuilding abilities since they never built another such ship in the three years after the loss of the Virginia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >since they never built another such ship in the three years after the loss of the Virginia.
                The Confederacy continued building ironclads for the duration of the war.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                May we see some?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                speak for yourself fag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's an exhaustive list of confederate warships.
                https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_of_the_Confederate_States_Navy
                Look through the ironclads section and you'll see that many of them were finished after 1862.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anything comparable to the Merrimack in terms of displacement or armament?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My understanding is that the Virginia was by far the largest casemate ironclad, which is probably both due to the south not having the resources in iron and the fact that there wasn't much reason for them to be that big in the first place. They really could only operate in harbors and rivers, and the design wasn't really focused around massed firepower.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They really could only operate in harbors and rivers
                I hate that stupid rule in Civ games for ironclads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the Atlanta was an especially pretty one, didn't have much of a career though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was built in Scotland though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a conversion, same as the Virginia.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    such a fucking steampunk machine that was

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Narrator: The Union blockade, was in fact, not fucked.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde_confederate_girl_fucking_the_union_blockade_BLACKED.png

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's real cool and all but which makes the cuter shipgirl, monitor or Virginia?

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