fuck that what does PrepHole think of the space force's new dress tie?
https://i.imgur.com/dDfSObe.jpg
jacket on for comparison
What's the DoDs obsession with fucking zoot suit pant pottoms? This shit looks ridiculous. Should be a taper or be bloused over boots. This is ugly. Every DoD uniform has this problem.
>waist belt
lmao Americans are too fuckin' fat for that and even if they weren't the ACLU or whoever would throw a bitch fit about them looking like gnatzees.
>That looks like complete ass. What drug were their designers taking when they came up with this shit?
The Air Force & Space Force uniform office has designers, but they do NOT call the shots. The actual look of the product is decided by STEM-degree engineering officers, Second Lieutenant through Colonel. That's why the uniforms mostly look like ass. Video:
>The Air Force & Space Force uniform office has designers, but they do NOT call the shots.
Somehow I am unsurprised. >The actual look of the product is decided by STEM-degree engineering officers
This cannot end well. Not. At. All.
We should've just crowd-sourced the design and kept the AF out of it.
The people are out of shape and the uniforms look like shit and are wrinkled and ill-fitting, shows how serious that branch is.
Everything looks terrible on fat women.
>The people are out of shape and the uniforms look like shit and are wrinkled and ill-fitting, shows how serious that branch is.
Those kind of people simply make so much money they no longer need to worry about staying in shape.
Yeah, you want computer/ math nerds, or soldiers?
I still dont know how they get anybody to do it at all, instead of taking those skills to the private sector
two things space forceers want >absolutely no PT >scraggly beards
The USSF will eventually stratify into two body types
Fat, out of shape satellite watchers
Chad astronaut operators
(Also maybe skinnyfag tweaker launch pad security guards)
sure laugh at them while you can
eventually these fuckers will be flying space battleships and dodging lasers on asteroids while you hide in your fox hole from the latest drone designed to fly up your urethra and explode
space force is the only branch without pt requirements
shouldn't space force have at least like 2 hours of light exercise per week? sitting all day would fuck up your body and fuck up whatever you're doing. the body likes to move and not stay in the exact same position all day
Agreed but harmony gold would sue the us government back into the 13 colonies era because they are the most litigiousness no fun allowed fags on the planet.
Agreed but harmony gold would sue the us government back into the 13 colonies era because they are the most litigiousness no fun allowed fags on the planet.
>Space Force unis should have had a Macross aesthetic
Zaltz uniforms from Yamato 2199 here would be more appropriate because they're also readily available in plus size. 52inch/XXXXL waist? Comin' right up.
Yes and Space Battleship Yamato is older than Macross. the anon wasn't making a point about when they came out, he was making a point about how some boomer back then would even know that those existed until they find the Ranka body pillow in their grandchilds room
The tie is no worse than the other style of women's tie thing.
What a fucking duffel bag in pic related though.
The blouse is ill fitting and it is a fucking officer.
The badges don't look like they are done correctly.
The lard ass under the clothes.
Trousers are the wrong length.
Those shoes look weird.
Fucking wrinkles but I already called her a duffel bag.
Jesus.
yeah, turns out the germans actually managed to nail something in one go. Damn fucking shame they did too, every other military uniform in the world since has been playing catchup.
Thanks anon, been a while since I could pull out this pasta al dente! >I wished I loved anything in this world as much as Europeans love America. You guys spend every waking second of every hour of every day of your entire lives just thinking about us. The dedication is inspiring. Even the most insignificant shit that nobody in their right mind should care this much about, that doesn't affect you -- here you are. You spend more time thinking about America more than Americans do.
you don't have to fucking smile you god damn retard. you did serve right? you are speaking from experience, aren't you?
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Anonymous
>You dont have to smile but if you want that promotion you better 🙂
This is why you're gonna fail recruitment goals
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah dude its a lot more likely that a bunch of boots in basic are fake smiling to secure that promotion while getting to bullshit with their drill sergeant than it is that they're actually having fun near the end of basic
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Guys pls its fun they're having fun guys please just sign up oh god please its not miserable please we're so behind please its fun guys its not mandatory please.
>mandated fun
Those people look happy though. Also, even if its mandated, that doesn't mean people will not enjoy it. Some people require a little push for them to enjoy something. Along with it improving team coordination, because thats important in the military. No military functions with loners.
>even if its mandated, that doesn't mean people will not enjoy it.
Do you work for HR? Leave me alone I hate your dumb picnics. I pretend to enjoy it because it's politics but I would rather sit at a desk all day than have to fratenize on your watch.
>I pretend to enjoy it
You do realize you can decide to not enjoy it or not? Don't even work for HR, but sometimes activities like those can help create a bond or break the tension from work. Either you never done activities with a group or you're just a turbo loner that is unable to connect to people, which is important for jobs that requires coordination and team effort.
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Anonymous
Ironically for someone who's so interested in teambuilding you're emotionally illiterate and can't recognize and somehow don't understand that people go along with dumb bullshit so they don't have to deal with the negative repercussions of not. These exercises are to make people like you happy. Everyone else is miserable.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>jobs that requires coordination and team effort.
Are you a trapeze artist?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nobody but middle management psychopaths that get off on forcing people to do things enjoy this garbage. Team building can't be forced, you're just trying to force your own career advancement by mandating it so you can show it to your superiors that you're "leadership material" because people who cant say no didnt object to your bullshit.
I don't understand why every single time someone opts out of an activity at work due to race, religion, sexuality, gender etc in the workplace it's OK but if I ask to not be included in recreation activities because I simply don't like them, I'm told I'm not being a team player and I should "join anyway even if you don't believe in it"
If only there was a uniform that combined the aesthetics of a (Space) Navy with historical ties to Space Forces' progenitor, the US Air Force. If only...
Will this style of European dress uniform ever be phased out? I'm not complaining but for the past 100+ years all we ever see is variations of the same basic design.
The problem is that they're trying to artificially force traditions and culture on to a brand new organization. When the USAF was created in 1947, it was from a largely self-contained community within the Army that had existed for decades. It had it's own customs and practices that were distinct from the rest of the Army and which had evolved naturally over two generations. Up until 3 years ago, the Space Force was just another major command in the USAF.
jacket on for comparison
top 2 should be unbuttoned and lapel gently folded
>top 2 should be unbuttoned and lapel gently folded
A man of culture, I see.
They already copied the logo, I don't understand why they didn't go the full way and copy the uniform too.
Other way around bud. Space force badge is based off what was in use by space command going all the way back to the 50s.
it looks cool
wait thats the fucking pattons tank uniform design
Needs a football helmet.
here's your helmet bro
>tfw I have no IT physic slam pig that lets me ride her yamaha vino after I ride her.
that helmet is from an anime and isn't a furry/chud thing
i dont know if that makes it better or worse
Cat ear helmets can actually be functional if they are used as air vents. Those aren't only pointless, but extremely cheap.
I hate that this is real life. Imagine the history books about the early era of space shit, and pics like this is what you fucking find.
it's so fucking bad. I'm going to keep posting this until they change it. And the pants need to be fixed too.
it doesn't have the mandarin collar, it has this bastardized standing collar with a necktie.
They look like they belong in a new Stargate spinoff.
>previously on Spacegate BG-1...
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I like the necktie better tbh. That's more Starship Troopers than the other one.
Looks better but its too obvious its the star wars imperial uniform.
those baggy-ass grandpa pants need to go
What's the DoDs obsession with fucking zoot suit pant pottoms? This shit looks ridiculous. Should be a taper or be bloused over boots. This is ugly. Every DoD uniform has this problem.
>waist belt
lmao Americans are too fuckin' fat for that and even if they weren't the ACLU or whoever would throw a bitch fit about them looking like gnatzees.
it's for the lazer holster
the jacket looks neat but the whole thing is so poorly fitted it's disgusting, especially those pants
So fucking ugly and sloppy looking
Hard to judge on such a shittily maintained uniform
That looks like complete ass. What drug were their designers taking when they came up with this shit?
>That looks like complete ass. What drug were their designers taking when they came up with this shit?
The Air Force & Space Force uniform office has designers, but they do NOT call the shots. The actual look of the product is decided by STEM-degree engineering officers, Second Lieutenant through Colonel. That's why the uniforms mostly look like ass. Video:
>The Air Force & Space Force uniform office has designers, but they do NOT call the shots.
Somehow I am unsurprised.
>The actual look of the product is decided by STEM-degree engineering officers
This cannot end well. Not. At. All.
We should've just crowd-sourced the design and kept the AF out of it.
>The Air Force & Space Force uniform office has designers, but they do NOT call the shots.
Why even fucking have them then
Pants are too baggy…looks like shit
>The people are out of shape and the uniforms look like shit and are wrinkled and ill-fitting, shows how serious that branch is.
Those kind of people simply make so much money they no longer need to worry about staying in shape.
Can the space force not afford a fucking tailor?
You look homeless. Or, if I'm being generous, you look like you just raided the local thrift store.
Looks more like a fat mcdonalds employee with a stupid tie.
Absolute tragedy.
The jacket is fine but the baggy pants ruin everything.
nice bib
that collar is irredeemable, makes the uniform look like shit even on somebody who isn't 70lbs overweight
Retarded globohomoBlack shit. Sloppy uniform on a weird marshmallow body. We're gonna lose in a real war.
What retarded president approved this
the uniforms are a recent thing, so biden
man what tragic proportions
More like that
That looks gay as fuck. Like a caterer who doesn’t know how to shop for clothes
Are those fucking velcro shoes? I get that the branch attracts fat nerds but Jesus fucking Christ. Get it together.
Welcome to the space age, chuddy.
>chuddy
I'm a centre left millennial. I still dress like an adult.
not just fat nerds but leftist ones. blue hair dye and pronoun tags will be a requirement soon.
looks like doorman from Chaplin movies. Not like mine taste changes something, u ask for it.
Why is there a Ukrainian in a space force suit
I think it looks pretty ass
Where’s your Phaser Pistol?
Everything looks terrible on fat women.
This, I think they need to focus more on PT standards than uniforms
space force is the only branch without pt requirements
not hard to see that
You should censor her face.
The people are out of shape and the uniforms look like shit and are wrinkled and ill-fitting, shows how serious that branch is.
two things space forceers want
>absolutely no PT
>scraggly beards
Yeah, you want computer/ math nerds, or soldiers?
I still dont know how they get anybody to do it at all, instead of taking those skills to the private sector
The USSF will eventually stratify into two body types
Fat, out of shape satellite watchers
Chad astronaut operators
(Also maybe skinnyfag tweaker launch pad security guards)
sure laugh at them while you can
eventually these fuckers will be flying space battleships and dodging lasers on asteroids while you hide in your fox hole from the latest drone designed to fly up your urethra and explode
Looks like what the manager of a McDonalds wears
tie would look good on a japanese schoolgirl
am I the only one?
no you aren't
shouldn't space force have at least like 2 hours of light exercise per week? sitting all day would fuck up your body and fuck up whatever you're doing. the body likes to move and not stay in the exact same position all day
Smol tie also looks good on old men.
The length of your tie is completely irrelevant when you're wearing a waistcoat. The catch is you have to be wearing the waistcoat.
Space Force unis should have had a Macross aesthetic
Agreed but harmony gold would sue the us government back into the 13 colonies era because they are the most litigiousness no fun allowed fags on the planet.
>Space Force unis should have had a Macross aesthetic
Zaltz uniforms from Yamato 2199 here would be more appropriate because they're also readily available in plus size. 52inch/XXXXL waist? Comin' right up.
the types of boomers who want the reagan era Star Wars program back dont even know what macross is
macross is older than star wars
Yes and Space Battleship Yamato is older than Macross. the anon wasn't making a point about when they came out, he was making a point about how some boomer back then would even know that those existed until they find the Ranka body pillow in their grandchilds room
thank you for not being retarded and instead understanding
>ranka
>not a VF body pillow
weak
The tie is no worse than the other style of women's tie thing.
What a fucking duffel bag in pic related though.
The blouse is ill fitting and it is a fucking officer.
The badges don't look like they are done correctly.
The lard ass under the clothes.
Trousers are the wrong length.
Those shoes look weird.
Fucking wrinkles but I already called her a duffel bag.
Jesus.
Verhoeven's Starship Troopers uniforms or we cancel the project now.
Like Lt. Stack Lumbrezer
this is just a panzer jacket
yeah, turns out the germans actually managed to nail something in one go. Damn fucking shame they did too, every other military uniform in the world since has been playing catchup.
the panzer uniform was literally just modern for the time alpine skiing clothes
all smiles
I would like to know more
Literally can't critique the design because everything looks like shit when the lunch lady's wearing it.
It looks a lot better on these dudes
man they are doing everything they can to fuck this up.
Does Space Force have a nickname yet? Like Chair Force, Squids, Crayon Eaters etc.
Given the fat bitch in the OP, Space Horse seems apt.
would look good if it was shorter, as is it looks like everything else about the "space force" -- bootleg star trek to appeal to boomer taxpayers
The wrinkles by god the wrinkles… shitbag
Do Americans really
Thanks anon, been a while since I could pull out this pasta al dente!
>I wished I loved anything in this world as much as Europeans love America. You guys spend every waking second of every hour of every day of your entire lives just thinking about us. The dedication is inspiring. Even the most insignificant shit that nobody in their right mind should care this much about, that doesn't affect you -- here you are. You spend more time thinking about America more than Americans do.
Fine as long as it makes the US Govt less mission capable.
>less capable
>post a video of people doing high morale activities
No one likes mandated fun you fucking midwit middle management window lickers
they're all smiling and having a good time you absolute fucking cue ball brain
Because they have to dumbass. I bet you thought everyone loved doing icebreakers too.
you don't have to fucking smile you god damn retard. you did serve right? you are speaking from experience, aren't you?
>You dont have to smile but if you want that promotion you better 🙂
This is why you're gonna fail recruitment goals
yeah dude its a lot more likely that a bunch of boots in basic are fake smiling to secure that promotion while getting to bullshit with their drill sergeant than it is that they're actually having fun near the end of basic
>Guys pls its fun they're having fun guys please just sign up oh god please its not miserable please we're so behind please its fun guys its not mandatory please.
post a gun or even a hand
Cope and sneed recruiter boy.
>because they have to
Nobody is forced to smile lmao. You sound like you never done group activities before.
>Anon we think you're not yet ready for a promotion due to your lack of teambuilding enthusiasm. Try smiling more!
>Icebreakers
I FUCKING HATE THEM. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR STORY
Boom-boom, Crash!
Boom-boom, Crash!
Wa are,
We Are,
-Walmart!
-Walmart!
>mandated fun
Those people look happy though. Also, even if its mandated, that doesn't mean people will not enjoy it. Some people require a little push for them to enjoy something. Along with it improving team coordination, because thats important in the military. No military functions with loners.
>even if its mandated, that doesn't mean people will not enjoy it.
Do you work for HR? Leave me alone I hate your dumb picnics. I pretend to enjoy it because it's politics but I would rather sit at a desk all day than have to fratenize on your watch.
>I pretend to enjoy it
You do realize you can decide to not enjoy it or not? Don't even work for HR, but sometimes activities like those can help create a bond or break the tension from work. Either you never done activities with a group or you're just a turbo loner that is unable to connect to people, which is important for jobs that requires coordination and team effort.
Ironically for someone who's so interested in teambuilding you're emotionally illiterate and can't recognize and somehow don't understand that people go along with dumb bullshit so they don't have to deal with the negative repercussions of not. These exercises are to make people like you happy. Everyone else is miserable.
>jobs that requires coordination and team effort.
Are you a trapeze artist?
Nobody but middle management psychopaths that get off on forcing people to do things enjoy this garbage. Team building can't be forced, you're just trying to force your own career advancement by mandating it so you can show it to your superiors that you're "leadership material" because people who cant say no didnt object to your bullshit.
I don't understand why every single time someone opts out of an activity at work due to race, religion, sexuality, gender etc in the workplace it's OK but if I ask to not be included in recreation activities because I simply don't like them, I'm told I'm not being a team player and I should "join anyway even if you don't believe in it"
They look like they're forcing it lmao. Whats up with the McDonald's shift lead tier retards here?
god forbid our soldiers have some fucking fun to break up their 18 hour shifts and nonstop bullshit from sunrise to sunset
Salty thirdies saltier than ever.
> lust-provoking image
Looks like a poorly designed hotel waiter uniform worn by someone out of shape and who didn't iron their uniform either.
It looks fine they just need to tuck in the shirt and put the uniform on someone other than a fat womanlet
The tie is retarded though
>EVEN THE NECKTIE MUST BE DELTA SHAPED
If only there was a uniform that combined the aesthetics of a (Space) Navy with historical ties to Space Forces' progenitor, the US Air Force. If only...
You may not like it, but this is what McPeak performance looks like.
No, I will NOT put my phone in airplane mode.
Looks like it was sourced from TJ Maxx's wignat goon march line of clothes.
>Booba!
You will never be a woman
Could be better
Will this style of European dress uniform ever be phased out? I'm not complaining but for the past 100+ years all we ever see is variations of the same basic design.
Space Force is dropping the ball at every available opportunity. Their leadership is actively choosing to make their branch look like total dorks.
The problem is that they're trying to artificially force traditions and culture on to a brand new organization. When the USAF was created in 1947, it was from a largely self-contained community within the Army that had existed for decades. It had it's own customs and practices that were distinct from the rest of the Army and which had evolved naturally over two generations. Up until 3 years ago, the Space Force was just another major command in the USAF.
Some variants are pretty decent, like the parade ones in pic related
That's the Air Force Academy.
huh, you're both right and wrong it seems
Not worn outside of the academy.
These actually look good. Also they're not being modelled by a fat slob which helps.
It's ugly