French nuclear doctrine

What the FRICK is wrong with these frickers?
Why are they so unhinged?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are le tired

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, that takes me back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then take a nap….

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sacre bleu, we are old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then take a nap….

      THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

      do yourself a favor and never watch the "sequel" or else you'll lose all respect for the author. So bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just watched some of it. I never "respected" the creator (author? dude makes flash videos, doesn't write), but his "muh trump" "muh ww3 because rightwingers!" diatribe is nothing new.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ive seen so many artists and creators have insufferable opinions I just dont feel anything anymore when I see it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick I watched it out of curiosity. The most gay R*ddit shit I've ever heard.
        >orange man bad
        >nazis are everywhere
        >frickin' southern americans owning weapons
        The only mid shit was when he said libs were gonna lose if a civil war occured.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think you mean "why are they so based?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick neo-Gaullism when you can be a Bonaparte tbh

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >warning shot
    >nook
    HONHONHON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw uncle servers never rotate to cold front anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uncle
        Deserved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing on Unclecuck servers

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got their shit rocked in back to back world wars and decided never again….

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last I checked Frenchmen were fricking German women in Alsace-Lorraine and the Rhineland by the end of 1918.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by french you mean Black folk then yes you're right

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The French are enemies of all humankind.
    I hate them so much, I despise them!
    They can go frick themselves.
    God, I don't even hate israelites, Africans or Chinamen but I have a special place in my life just to DESPISE those french fricks.
    I want them all dead!
    DEAD!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i go into a depression spiral thinking about fr*nch people. why do they get to live???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But every now and then they manage to be incredibly based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are consistently based.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the fricking duck
          no they are not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC the uncolored rough animation had no duck, I saw it on /wsg/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's an non-censurée version

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i blame this show for half the shit i'm into

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, totally forgot I wanted to bang Sam so bad. I still want to though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Butthurt Angloid or Russian? You decide!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poste ton adresse afin que l'on puisse proceder à un coup de semonce nucléaire s'il te plaît.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hon hon hon omelette du fromage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Grand Kremlin Palace, Moskva, Russia, 103132
        Livraison express s'il vous plaît. Laissez-le simplement à la porte. Merci.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Une bonne semonce dans son cul.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bien envoyé

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the FRICK is wrong with these frickers?
      >Why are they so unhinged?
      Frick around ad find out, is a pretty sensible Nuclear Doctrine.

      What are you so worked up about?
      The Warning Shot doctrine?
      I think it is a nice courtesy to tell someone to frick off by sending a single nuke, to make them understand we mean business.
      Would you rather that the only acceptable use of nukes to be to glass an entire country all at once?

      https://i.imgur.com/WJrrcBF.jpeg

      i go into a depression spiral thinking about fr*nch people. why do they get to live???

      Fait face et fulmine.

      Poste ton adresse afin que l'on puisse proceder à un coup de semonce nucléaire s'il te plaît.

      Basé

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same but only in public.
      In private I wear a Napoleonic era french hussar uniform and sing Aus Pres De Me Blondes.
      Such is the fate of a British Republican.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admit that this is the main thing I like about the French. Everyone hates them, usually while knowing nothing. It's a very effective normalbrain filter. I've been there. Parisians are gays like New Yorkers, some of the culture is weird. In the end there isn't much special about them. At some point everyone got in on this meme of them being the worst, and if all you do is seethe because you see other people doing it, you suck wiener; you are submissive. It's an incredible talent of theirs to bear and encourage all this rage, floating ln their joie de vivre.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the French. They have become my favorite European power just by being so consistent and relatable. Switzerland is in second place, but for different reasons.

      Much love to France from your American brothers!

      Stay mad bong/muscovite. France is BASED.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP shamelessly made this post himself, most of the replies are him too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to riles bot that much?
      Mad France did nuclear exercise at the same time they did with no warning?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posting macron like hes some kind of memegod
        Bruh you are not French, i believe this is some kind of Divide and Conquer thread made by a Russian/Chink bot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's another one to complete your folder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Least butthurt Russian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they dont even think about you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even hate israelites, Africans or Chinamen
      You have to go back.

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to go back

        [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Coconut Black person hands typed this post
      Have you learned nothing from Haiti?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honhonhon continue de rager fils de pute
      baguette omelette rendezvous aidez-moi milieux

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of America their nook arsenal is the only one that works.

    No failures or incidents like Bongs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why countries that have a (supposedly) functional and large nuclear force are enemies of the USA?
      The United States needs better allies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The United States has no allies. Beyond the usual pleasantries and BS no country in the world is an actual ally of the USA. The entire structure of every relationship the US has with every other country is based off of face saving BS (saying shit and not meaning it, because frick that) and favoritism (help me with this and we'll sell you these things and such), no one government in the world is compelled to save a doomed US (which will come from within because of decades of incorrigibly corrupt government).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic freshman has his first IR 101 class and just finished reading his first chapter of Thucydides
          Let me guess, you also were shocked and amazed by le "no friends or enemies only interests" line?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/kQN5NAw.jpeg

          >moronic freshman has his first IR 101 class and just finished reading his first chapter of Thucydides
          Let me guess, you also were shocked and amazed by le "no friends or enemies only interests" line?

          dude IR at university fricking SUCKS
          I expected it to essentially be an attempt at applying theories/structure to human history with a focus on war and diplomacy related history. Instead, it's basically sociology applied to countries. Which sucks, because sociology is a fricking pseudo-science, and so is IR. I'm literally joining the army as an officer because THAT'S actual IR in practise. To any younger anons reading this, do NOT study politics or international relations or any bullshit like that - just do straight philosophy, you're not getting a job either way but at least philosophy is worth learning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The latest M51 ballistic missile test was a failure. The missile blew up minutes after emerging from the French submarine, Le Vigilant, in the Audierne Bay (off the coast of Brittany) on May 5.27 Jun 2013
      Bad bait

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is just a little, how you say
    "spicy hello"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      allô piquant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, my actual french is nonexistent i just think the rafale is hot and wanted to make a joke

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://rumble.com/v4jgz96-candice-owen-claims-that-french-president-emmanuel-macrons-wife-is-a-man.html

    case is pretty air-tight, tbh.

    this is far more serious that Bill Clinton "wagging the dog" during MonicaGate, which a guy like bubba can just power through and everyone know that he knows that, if the mood was right, they nail a chubby young israeliteess.

    This is more like the rage and confusion HILLARY was going through, but even worse, because Hillary had at least friends go through similar and knew it was likely to cum out, sooner or later, and "had a plan in place".

    Macron was gay raped and groomed for early age and its his entire reality.

    Macron is seriously thinking "If I do a nuclear war, with that make everyone stop talking about my weird troony thingy?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice reddit spacing, tourist homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Russian asset talks shit
      We've all seen it before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shudder to imagine what your family has to sit through at Thanksgiving.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small dick energy

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is France's nuclear doctrine?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If vital national interests are being threatened, they drop one nuke as a warning. If the adversary doesn’t back down, they drop practically their entire arsenal on that country/NSA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 - warning shot
      >nukes your most important military facility
      2 - nuclear holocaust
      There is no number 3, btw. The French can't count that high

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is France's nuclear doctrine?
      Given that France is not threatened by anything that deserve a nuclear strike yet...

      1)...Putin bet his country on a nuclear strike to scare everyone.
      2) France (among others) make a nuclear strike inside Russian territory to explain Russian that if they don't decapitate Putin immediately, France do not bow to Putin's menace and will respond the same way.

      3a) Putin die in a tragic covid bioweapon stair assassination accident, in order to have proper time to grieve the new democratic-mafia decide to not escalate the hostilities further.
      3b) Nuclear rain everywhere, including China if they didn't immediately prove they stop siding with Russia.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The French believe they either deserve to be, or if delusional enough, are, a world power on par with the US. They are arrogant about every aspect of their culture and believe themselves superior to the rest of the world, and this is reflected in their geopolitical actions.
    Why do they operate the only non-American nuclear carrier? Not because they particularly need it, but because they want to be important.
    Even with the current conflict in Ukraine, you constantly see Macron posturing as if he's the only European leader truly willing to stand up against Russia, even though French military assistance is only slightly more significant than other European nations at best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The French believe they either deserve to be, or if delusional enough, are, a world power on par with the US
      They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West. I recall a story about some Commiefornian Wine managing to usurp a French wine in some homosexual little wine competition and it sending France into an uproar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Italy thinks they’re the end all be all of food

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was in 1976. Cope harder.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/uKa21cs.jpeg

        Cheers lads, I don't drink often but I tend to like wines from California and Chile.

        https://i.imgur.com/Y8Wx9do.jpeg

        I mean, unironically the US is the sole reason France went full nuclear.
        US' literal backstab at Suez -teaming up with the fricking USSR of all things- against the UK and France, made it go full nuclear. Literally. In more ways than one.
        Now you have to deal with the consequences, which were predictable for anyone having the intelligence of a 8yo, really.

        >US' literal backstab at Suez -teaming up with the fricking USSR of all things-
        Telling Bongistani's Frogs and israelites to frick off out of Egypt was the right thing to do. Stay butthurt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely true and this is why a lot of people always seethe about USA here.

      >The French believe they either deserve to be, or if delusional enough, are, a world power on par with the US
      They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West. I recall a story about some Commiefornian Wine managing to usurp a French wine in some homosexual little wine competition and it sending France into an uproar.

      >They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West
      We are though, with Italy and one or two other countries. USA is powerful but your "culture" is worthless, it's not even western culture anymore it's just globohomosexual "culture".
      Only cowboy culture is worth saving in USA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turns out that with nukes, we are the only contry capable of shitting on putin
      its our version of rasha nukes red lines, against them 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If that was true they wouldn't ride big US wiener. They are obedient lapdogs who serve America and follow every American command like all other yuropoors. If they wanted to defy America they'd cooperate with the chinks and russians but they are happy to be America's attack dogs and canon fodder against them. They are also member of NATO which means their military is owned by America and serves as canon fodder.
      Also, America would sanction, blockade and contain the frogs if there was the slightest sign of defiance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every modern ideology is rooted in French thought. If Americans could claim such a thing, we would never hear an end to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure you can boast about that my compatriote. Deuleuze, Bourdieu and Sartre alone had the same nefarious impact of the whole frankfurt shcool combined and given what the ideology of the "lumières" has become I think we werent so badly served with the church and the kings.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Political correctness, modern puritanism and modern social justice bullshit is all from America tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of that is christian ideology perverted by the french and then even more perverted by the americans (and the israelites).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all that came from England and they sent their worst heretic reprobates to the new world colonies hence why it got amplified in murica, but nice cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Moreover all of the biggest world powers have something to do with France.
        >England
        a French experiment gone its own way
        >Germany
        never accepter they were not the preferred son. Lost to France countless times. 800 years later celebrated their unification in Versailles after winning the war of 1870 over rightful French clay the recuperation of which would cause directly or indirectly two world wars they ultimately lost. Whined about having to pay reparations. Still seethe about all of this. Still try to frick with France in any possible way, just not militarily.
        >Italy
        Celts routinely ransacked Rome until Romans got angry and killed like half of them. Celts still survived the fall of the Roman empire, and 1400 years later when Italians did their unification, they did it thanks to France before adopting its flag with green instead of blue.
        >America
        Became independent thanks to French ideas, French army, French navy, French money. Their most famous monument is French. Tried to frick France twice under the guise of saving it. Hold the gold medal for the most seething francophobes alive.
        >China
        Became communist because France created it and the red flag with it. All of Mao's early comrades who did the long march had studied communism in France during the 1920s. Once, when asked who were the people they had the most in common, Deng Xiaoping answered it was of course the French.
        >Russia
        Got out of its barbaric state after meeting French thinkers. Their Tsars got a case of ouiabooism so bad they put a ton of French words directly into their language. Very fun to hear.
        >Arabs as a whole:
        Never accepter their conquest of Europe was halted by a French in the year 732. Still throw a fit of rage about it despite the French being literally their best friends, notably saving Mecca during the 1979 hostage crisis thanks to the GIGN. And let's not forget Egypt which holds France dearly in its heart for inventing Egyptology and saving them from the Ottoman rule.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ouiabooism is a brilliant way to describe it. IIRC there was a time when something like half the court spoke french as a first language

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remind of pic rel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >le geopolitique ruissellement

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its amazing how much more the UK has contributed to the World than any other nation. I mean look at all of Frances ex colonies, peak shit holes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pic shows a French city in India. Now show us one founded by the British

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Posts a snippet of the 26th poorest city out of 33
                Lol
                Lmao
                You are hilariously stupid, everything France touched has turned to literal shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                You are mentally ill.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post successful ex French colony, dont say Quebec either because thats just yhr British taking pitty on worst Canada.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guadeloupe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is Louisiana doing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Canada is pretty alright but I am not going to get into this with a mentally ill person.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Belarus was created by the US in 1991?
            Feels like I woke up in some alt reality.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              USA broke up the CCCP.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had the feeling it imploded. Pretty tendentious reasoning

                >Posts a snippet of the 26th poorest city out of 33
                Lol
                Lmao
                You are hilariously stupid, everything France touched has turned to literal shit.

                >there are only 33 cities in India
                And I am the one that is hilariously stupid?
                Pic related. City founded by the British

                Also, how the frick is this /k material?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It imploded chiefly because it tried to participate in the arms race with USA.
                Victory by forfeit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, that is just murikan education.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cities
                States
                French one being the poorest, just like the rest of French colonies

                How is Louisiana doing?

                Much much worse than NY

                French ex colonies like France lag behind anything the UK does.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >French ex colonies like France lag behind anything the UK does.
                AHAHAHGAGAGAGAGAGAG
                I ain't got a horse in this race but holy fricking christ ahahahahah
                the fricking delusions and arogance to even contemplate UK as anything beyond the 51st state

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon don't be too harsh with bongs.
                They're our neighbors so we understand them somehow. From time to time they just get sad and angry and yell at us Frogs to pretend to be happy.
                And since deep down they know we know that they know we know, we just let it happen. We then pretend to banter with them saying their food is bad and stuff so it reignites the debate and their will to grow a mustache at once, and when they go to bed they are a happier person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk how someone who had Cod Wars happen to them can be so arrogant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Topkek that's right
                >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The CCCP broke up the CCCP with the help of the baltic countries. Keep coping, mutt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >baltics being absolute luxury compared to russia
                Yeah, seems to be going well for you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Germany
            >843
            >Franks were french
            This bullshit again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Italy
          >Celts routinely ransacked Rome until Romans got angry and killed like half of them. Celts still survived the fall of the Roman empire, and 1400 years later when Italians did their unification, they did it thanks to France before adopting its flag with green instead of blue.

          We whacked Prussians, Austrians, French and Spaniards in multiple wars. We did three wars (Italian Independence Wars, 1848 - 1849 / 1859 - 1860 and 1866) against Austria to unify Italy.

          You're a fricking ignorant peasant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the Normans were agents of the French king, founding England out of the uninhabited British Isles. Therefore, all British achievements and thought are ACTUALLY Fr*nch
          STILL mad about the Seven Years War, lmao.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even calling them French is debatable, outside of dress style tbh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the Normans were agents of the French king, founding England out of the uninhabited British Isles. Therefore, all British achievements and thought are ACTUALLY Fr*nch
          STILL mad about the Seven Years War, lmao.

          And 1870, what an embarrassment.
          Between that and 1940, I can see why you cling to the Corsican autocrat so much tbh. It ain't the late 1600s anymore, Pierre.

          I wish I could have been present for the Proclamation at Versallies, what a moment.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Frogs think they've been relevant for 200 years

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Frogs think they've been relevant for 200 years

              By which I mean: the Anglos won. If it weren't for all of the leftist crap these days, it'd be amazing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Moreover all of the biggest world powers have something to do with France.
        >England
        a French experiment gone its own way
        >Germany
        never accepter they were not the preferred son. Lost to France countless times. 800 years later celebrated their unification in Versailles after winning the war of 1870 over rightful French clay the recuperation of which would cause directly or indirectly two world wars they ultimately lost. Whined about having to pay reparations. Still seethe about all of this. Still try to frick with France in any possible way, just not militarily.
        >Italy
        Celts routinely ransacked Rome until Romans got angry and killed like half of them. Celts still survived the fall of the Roman empire, and 1400 years later when Italians did their unification, they did it thanks to France before adopting its flag with green instead of blue.
        >America
        Became independent thanks to French ideas, French army, French navy, French money. Their most famous monument is French. Tried to frick France twice under the guise of saving it. Hold the gold medal for the most seething francophobes alive.
        >China
        Became communist because France created it and the red flag with it. All of Mao's early comrades who did the long march had studied communism in France during the 1920s. Once, when asked who were the people they had the most in common, Deng Xiaoping answered it was of course the French.
        >Russia
        Got out of its barbaric state after meeting French thinkers. Their Tsars got a case of ouiabooism so bad they put a ton of French words directly into their language. Very fun to hear.
        >Arabs as a whole:
        Never accepter their conquest of Europe was halted by a French in the year 732. Still throw a fit of rage about it despite the French being literally their best friends, notably saving Mecca during the 1979 hostage crisis thanks to the GIGN. And let's not forget Egypt which holds France dearly in its heart for inventing Egyptology and saving them from the Ottoman rule.

        I forgot
        >Japan
        The first case of modern ouiabooism. Their navy was modernized entirely with the help of France which supervised the construction of Yokosuka arsenal. Their administration, a ton of their laws, were directly inspired by France. Tons of word
        >Israel
        France has the largest population of israelites in Europe, second in the world after the USA. The Napoleon code was the root of modern secular judaism in the west. Much later France offered them the atomic bomb by helping them to build the Dimona enrichment plant which is a copy of the main French enrichment plant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More of the economic philosophy of laissez-faire. The French copied the revolutionary ideas from us but went overboard with it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My homie Diogenes and I disagree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The French believe they either deserve to be [...] a world power on par with the US
      But we are.
      >And believe themselves superior to the rest of the world,
      But we are.
      >Macron posturing as if he's the only European leader truly willing to stand up against Russia
      But he is.
      >They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West.
      But we are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3rd largest defence budget in Europe
        >3rd largest gdp in Europe
        >Behind UK and Germany in every metric
        Lmao Frog you arent even in the Global rankings your barely third in Europe jej.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          French mean adult wealth is the largest of the major 5 states of Europe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Using Mean instead of Median
            Lmao
            France is Europes 3rd wheel lmao even after the English did Brexit they still have a better economy and median wealth than the French with a lower population too kek

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >that map
              Damn Germany really never recovered from WWII+Soviet occupation did they? Grim.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look up Switzerland and you'll find that it's some West Germanic brain bug that prevents them from owning property somehow.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bragging with Rotschilds and Abrahamovichs money
              sad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares about poorgays. Mean is what matters.

                France is barely third, soon the rankings will be 1.Germany 2. UK 3. Italy.
                France has really fallen off, which is amazing to think that Brexit was there time to leap ahead of the bongs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are getting pathetic.

                [...]
                I forgot
                >Japan
                The first case of modern ouiabooism. Their navy was modernized entirely with the help of France which supervised the construction of Yokosuka arsenal. Their administration, a ton of their laws, were directly inspired by France. Tons of word
                >Israel
                France has the largest population of israelites in Europe, second in the world after the USA. The Napoleon code was the root of modern secular judaism in the west. Much later France offered them the atomic bomb by helping them to build the Dimona enrichment plant which is a copy of the main French enrichment plant.

                Japanese ouiabooism is cute.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the truth upsets him
                Truth hurts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but I think you're right and I also think we're far from our lowest point yet.
                Modern France is a joke and French people are demoralized like no other western people. I hope for a revolution or whatever but I doubt we still have that in us anymore.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your made up reality has no effect on me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who cares about poorgays. Mean is what matters.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >belgium 249.937
              Christ just think how high that would be without the walloons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure compared to usa, china or india it's hard to compete. If only euros were less dumb we would be top 1, too bad EU is fake and gay, we had our shot with Napoléon and then with Hitler but it failed that's life.
          With that said Id rather live in switzerland or iceland than in usa, and Id rather die than live in india or china.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you based France for your eternal brotherhood. It was pretty sweet how you stepped up during our revolutionary war. Happy to assist when you need it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          L'Américain le plus basé du fil de discussion.

          https://i.imgur.com/ScyHD24.png

          Remind of pic rel.

          TOPKEK this is excellent.
          But something should have definitely been added, which is the countries that benefited vastly from their interactions with France in the course of their modern history. In which case Russia China Japan and probably a few others would also be on the map.
          Take Romania for example. Their whole language is basically a variant of French. The ties between both cultures are numerous. Doesn't count as a creation for sure but that's something. Same with Sweden where a Frog became King, Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte, who became Charles XIV.

          Anyway the French representatives at the UN should definitely show a map of this sort every time some moron gets uppity against France, for shit, giggles, and the pleasure of causing immense cope, seething, sneeding, and malding.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West.
        >But we are
        What was Paris syndrome again?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Paris is the equivalent of Blighttown, brother.
          If you wish to see some beautiful sight, go in the countryside, just sray axay from Paris and Marseille. (Althought you will face far worse than Parisian... The olds c**ts living jere since the neolithique)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Althought you will face far worse than Parisian... The olds c**ts living jere since the neolithique
            Nothing is worse than Parisians (except for racailles). Give me old rural c**ts over them as neighbors any day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish i had the confidence of a frenchman holy shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You are not the best
        >therefore you should stop and submit to whoever is already bigger than you
        Nice logic you got there.
        You might as well be a russian/chinese-shill trying to push a non-interventionist agenda.

        "No! You don't need force projection! You must not have influence anywhere outside border!"

        >They are arrogant about every aspect of their culture and believe themselves superior to the rest of the world
        Good. What's the fricking point of a culture that believes itself to be inferior to anyone?

        Pretty based. All Frenchmen are still homosexuals though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really though. Just ask your mother.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you; I have two dads, homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frogs aren't gay
          but their sexual life is like their cuisine, they will frick everything that moves provided they have enough butter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh fug that's a good one 😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are not the best
      >therefore you should stop and submit to whoever is already bigger than you
      Nice logic you got there.
      You might as well be a russian/chinese-shill trying to push a non-interventionist agenda.

      "No! You don't need force projection! You must not have influence anywhere outside border!"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        France is able to project power perfectly fine in Africa with only ground installations and relatively small numbers of soldiers. The aircraft carrier is purely a status thing for them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I'm afraid there won't be a lot of African projection in the near future for the French army.
          Locals seem to be bent over the idea of attempting to crush rebellions and muslim terrorists using the most moronic possible methods and since France was against going full moron they asked France to leave with the help of moronic Russian propaganda. Of course this won't end well but France won't come back this time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >France won't come back this time.

            I'm not fr*nch, but the way I see it, they are being smart about it. The africans really started drinking that chinese and russian kool-aid and it was starting to become a hassle that they were simping for the russians. Of course they can't properly self-govern (any time they try it all goes to shit in n<1 second), and the russians and chinks have no idea (nor any interest) in offering meaningful assistance with governance, so either the the afros will see that the new deal sucks and beg for the french back, or will hold out out of spite but then get into sever infighting, at which point the french just listen for the gunfire to die down before swooping back in to clean up the rest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the afros will see that the new deal sucks and beg for the french back
              >the french just listen for the gunfire to die down before swooping back in to clean up the rest
              I hope we don't. We lost enough people and money for basically nothing. Even if Africans beg us to come back, they could very well throw us out again. They can frick off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are either a meatbot or a moron, you can't bet on having airbase everywhere. Especially if shit start going down.

          >purely a status
          As are all military weapons... until the moment you need them.
          "No! Don't make aircraft carrier! You'll never need to operate far away like Taiwan!"
          "No! Don't take your defense in your own hand! Go beg Uncle Sam like everyone else!"
          "No! You don't need weapons! You have nukes you should use against the 5th column hidden in your country!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are arrogant about every aspect of their culture and believe themselves superior to the rest of the world
      Good. What's the fricking point of a culture that believes itself to be inferior to anyone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The French believe they either deserve to be [...] a world power on par with the US
      But we are.
      >And believe themselves superior to the rest of the world,
      But we are.
      >Macron posturing as if he's the only European leader truly willing to stand up against Russia
      But he is.
      >They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West.
      But we are.

      never insult a french, he will take it for a compliment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do they operate the only non-American nuclear carrier? Not because they particularly need it, but because they want to be important.
      have you seen french pacific territories huh moron?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh those few little islands noone cares about... that's what you need it for. Corrupt fascists plundering europe and playing neo imperialist games in Africa that's france post wwii. Disgusting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those few little islands noone cares about
          A lot of countries are butthurt about those islands.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you nuke innocent islanders and blow up greenpeace boats when everybody has already given up nuclear testing. And why? Just so you can keep jerking off to your self perceived relevance in the world which nobody apart from so moronic African or Russian believes. What a disgusting excuse for a country!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >blow up greenpeace boats
              Extremely based. They fricked around.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit I forgot about that! Attacking a group of innocent, unarmed peace activists. Fricking frogs, just when you start to hold contempt for their totally unfounded sense of self-importance, they remind you they are really fricking cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The French are incapable of doing anything to protect those islands against anyone who would reasonably attack them without American assistance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except nuke the attacker from their submarines?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No ones nuking anyone over a smol island guy. Wake up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's still french territory.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And?

                You will wake up with a nuke on your town

                Lel not before you.

                Brazil decides it wants Guiana, whats France gonna do about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beat Brazil.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What you gonna do ask the British to take you there or "gonnaa nooook" ?
                moronic frog

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're deluded and jealous.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Guyana has the European Space Center. Brazil would be at war with 22 countries, namely:
                >ESA has 22 Member States, marked in dark blue. The national bodies responsible for space in these countries sit on ESA’s governing Council: Austria, Belgium, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the United Kingdom.
                Ah so

                What you gonna do ask the British to take you there or "gonnaa nooook" ?
                moronic frog

                was correct lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Brazil decides it wants Guiana, whats France gonna do about it.
                1- Send the only nuclear-super carrier in the world outside of the USA and absolutely destroy anything including entire Brazilian Air Force as France has more firepower aboard the Charles De Gaulle than the Brazilian Air Force.
                2-France also has some of the best nuclar submarines in the World, so the Brazilian Navy can't do shit to the Charles De Gaulle.
                3-Plus Nuclear Weapons if they wish.
                4- NATO Article 5.
                5- Guyana is the home of the ESA, European Space Agency so European nations would be obligated to join the fight to protect their assests and on the biggest Space-Ports in the world that launches all European rockets to space.

                Are you sure you wanna play that game?
                France is ranked the 5th best military in the world.
                Brazil is not even in the top 20.
                Brazil is ranked 30th.
                It's not even close.
                You really don't want to play that game.
                Brazil doesn't even have nukes.
                It's not even a debate.
                Brazil would get anihilated within a couple months.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >meme carrier breaks down...again
                What now?
                >best nuclear submarines
                X to doubt
                >muh nooks
                France signed a treaty stating they will not use nukes against a non nuclear state
                >NATO article 5
                Thats more like it France begging for help again
                >ESA SPACE TIGERS
                Oh no not the Europeans! Wtf are they going to do in this hypothetical situation lmao

                Brazil could take Guiana and there would be nothing France could do about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >France signed a treaty stating they will not use nukes against a non nuclear state
                No.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >France signed a treaty stating they will not use nukes against a non nuclear state
                Not like there's any non-nuclear state that could rival them outside of Germany.
                At most I give you France being completely unprepared and needing to suddenly build up the conventional weapons they didn't think they would need.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based
                >4- NATO Article 5.
                Though I think this one doesn't apply. I may be wrong, but it only applies to metropolitan territories, which doesn't surprise me. Same for the Eu treaties when it comes to defense. This is why France has to maintain some sort of decent enough naval force, it will be on its own when the time arise and China will want the 1/4 of the known world reserve of Nickel which France has in New Caledonia. It already started, in fact.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You will wake up with a nuke on your town

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hilarious to see when ameritards call french people "arrogant" and such, when "american exceptionism" is the normal state of affairs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some of our states are bigger than your entire country, and you're literally posting in english

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes you are speaking a European language that is more French than angloid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but that is a solid cope, the British have brutally mogged the French in terms of everything even to this date they are superior in almost every metric.

            You nearly had it France, but you didnt.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it is true that we nearly had the world but the bongs stopped us in the 7 years war.
              But we paid them back for that a decade and a half later.
              The only reason the usa managed to win it's freedom is the French wanting to frick over the bongs. This is the fundamental truth about the usa that no burger dares confront lest he be confronted by the hollowness of their ego

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Brits stopped you at almost everything, the modern world is the British empires legacy not the French empires.
                You did secure our victory, maybe you shouldnt who knows. We fricked you both over in the Suez to secure our place as top dog.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the bongs won by being France's second or even third front and then throwing their "allies" under the bus when it came to negotiating the peace.
                You exist to spite the bongs, as long as you do that we can take your barbs just fine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nta but that is a solid cope, the British have brutally mogged the French in terms of everything even to this date they are superior in almost every metric.
              Not actually true, but you can believe whatever you want.

              Here's a quote from a pasta I like to post :
              >The French army has, for most of history, been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, led by Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

              Almost all of the words you use in English military vocabulary comes from french because it was invented by the french :
              >Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."
              Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."

              If we're talking about Military, Wars, Combat, Inventions and all that, France is at the top in terms of Historical signigicance.
              In the past France has always dominated on land, whle Britain dominated the seas. If we're talking about Today, France's military is way superior to the UK, both on land and at sea.
              France is the only country outside the USA to have a nuclear power super-carrier, and therefore one of the only countries actually able to project its force far away from home, not mentionning all the french overseas territories that span the entire globe.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                cont.
                The UK didn't do shit in the last appart from a short war wih Argentina and following the USA like a dog on a leech;
                France has bee stabilizing a huge chunck of Africa and dealing with civil wars and terrorists, better than how the USA dealt with the Middle East, in terms of actually destroying terrorists instead of helping them become even stronger.

                Remember the war in Mali? France retook the entire country in a few weeks from jihadi terrorists with incredible efficiency and without having a significant amount of civilian casualties, which even the US seems to have a hard time with.

                >they are superior in almost every metric
                Please provide a argument for that statement instead of presenting as fact.
                Respected analysts have said the situation is so bad, that the UK isn't even capable of protecting their own airspace against near-peer adversaries like Russia. Although that statement came before the Ukraine war, so had to say if it's stll true.

                And by the way, I'm pretty unbiased, as I have dual citizenship, I'm both french and british. I speak both perfectly.

                If you're still not convinced, here's some facts and stats from an actual military historian :
                >"According to historian Niall Ferguson, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in fifty – more than both Austria (forty-seven) and England (forty-three). And they’ve achieved an impressive batting average: out of 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, lost forty-nine and drawn ten. This makes France the most successful military power in European history"

                France is the most succesful military power in all of European History, with a 65% winrate of battles againt other European powers, the highest there is in Europe, which you already know is the most comptitive region in the world in terms of military.

                What in the holy delusion is this lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >France's military is way superior to the UK, both on land and at sea.
                Dont be ridiculous, its marginal on land at best and at sea bongs mog france in so many metrics.
                >to have a nuclear power super-carrier
                >(a) singular
                Thats just spent 18 months in refit, you cant rely on one carrier. Having a single carrier is a vanity project.
                >UK didn't do shit
                UK has deployed was more troops than France in combat, the numbers arent even close.
                >following US
                France went to the gulf in 91, abliet it being a token force they struggled to get 11k troops and were under US command the whole time.
                >Remember the war in Mali
                Yes, nothing short of pathetic.
                5000 troops deployed
                Begged the a frick ton of countries to get them to Mali (5000 isnt alot)
                Needed twice monthly flights from the UK C17s over the entire course of the conflict
                Needed UK and Danish helicopters to whole time
                Eventually gets booted out and replaced by fricking wagner LMAO
                Mali was a catastrophe for the French it shows they arent capable of projecting force at all and require a ton of nations to help them do so.
                >UK isn't even capable of protecting their own airspace against near-peer adversaries like Russia
                Cmon my guy, that is ridiculous the RAF shits on the French in terms of ISR, Pilot quality, Jets, EW, ASW and Signit. France still operates legacy Mirages...

                Finally

                >France is the most succesful military power in all of European History
                France lost its most important battles mooting that point entirely, this is the reason you speak English and I dont speak French.
                Having le huge Army doesnt mean shit if you cant use it, everyone thought that France had the best land army prior to WW2 yet they got utterly steam rolled due to snobbery, bad intel and just general incompetence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey it's bongtard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats just spent 18 months in refit, you cant rely on one carrier. Having a single carrier is a vanity project.
                As I remember, UK's second carrier don't work currently don't work, and without CATOBAR capability they barely count as aircraft carrier.
                One carrier is better than none mister FUD, it will still be in service as France is making their next carrier.

                The rest of your post is plain disingeneous, no other countries save the US would have done any better in Mali. Especially the UK who is very little without the US/US made equipment. AUKUS is more like US(&auk).
                Yes France went cheap and polled everyone's else to be efficient, but they do possess every aspect of an expeditionary force.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nta but that is a solid cope, the British have brutally mogged the French in terms of everything even to this date they are superior in almost every metric.
              Not actually true, but you can believe whatever you want.

              Here's a quote from a pasta I like to post :
              >The French army has, for most of history, been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, led by Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

              Almost all of the words you use in English military vocabulary comes from french because it was invented by the french :
              >Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."
              Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."

              If we're talking about Military, Wars, Combat, Inventions and all that, France is at the top in terms of Historical signigicance.
              In the past France has always dominated on land, whle Britain dominated the seas. If we're talking about Today, France's military is way superior to the UK, both on land and at sea.
              France is the only country outside the USA to have a nuclear power super-carrier, and therefore one of the only countries actually able to project its force far away from home, not mentionning all the french overseas territories that span the entire globe.

              cont.
              The UK didn't do shit in the last appart from a short war wih Argentina and following the USA like a dog on a leech;
              France has bee stabilizing a huge chunck of Africa and dealing with civil wars and terrorists, better than how the USA dealt with the Middle East, in terms of actually destroying terrorists instead of helping them become even stronger.

              Remember the war in Mali? France retook the entire country in a few weeks from jihadi terrorists with incredible efficiency and without having a significant amount of civilian casualties, which even the US seems to have a hard time with.

              >they are superior in almost every metric
              Please provide a argument for that statement instead of presenting as fact.
              Respected analysts have said the situation is so bad, that the UK isn't even capable of protecting their own airspace against near-peer adversaries like Russia. Although that statement came before the Ukraine war, so had to say if it's stll true.

              And by the way, I'm pretty unbiased, as I have dual citizenship, I'm both french and british. I speak both perfectly.

              If you're still not convinced, here's some facts and stats from an actual military historian :
              >"According to historian Niall Ferguson, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in fifty – more than both Austria (forty-seven) and England (forty-three). And they’ve achieved an impressive batting average: out of 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, lost forty-nine and drawn ten. This makes France the most successful military power in European history"

              France is the most succesful military power in all of European History, with a 65% winrate of battles againt other European powers, the highest there is in Europe, which you already know is the most comptitive region in the world in terms of military.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Winning battles is meaningless if you lose the war. The metric is pointless without considering the outcome of the conflicts those battles occurred in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm both french and british. I speak both perfectly.
                Hard to believe you with that leash phonetic homophone Monsieur, even if you are mostly correct but glorifying war that happened in a context that don't have much relevance today.

                It is true the UK is desperately putting on air when they are even more a satellite state of the US now than they were before Brexit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            English isn't more french than angloid you fricking moron, it does have a LOT of loanwords but no where near the majority
            Everything that actually matters about the language is Germanic in origin, down to structure and the most imperative words

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          >Nta but that is a solid cope, the British have brutally mogged the French in terms of everything even to this date they are superior in almost every metric.
          Not actually true, but you can believe whatever you want.

          Here's a quote from a pasta I like to post :
          >The French army has, for most of history, been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, led by Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

          Almost all of the words you use in English military vocabulary comes from french because it was invented by the french :
          >Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."
          Whether it is ranks (general, captain,corporal, lieutenant...); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet,epaulette, trench...); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks...) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance...), the language of warfare is written in one language : French."

          If we're talking about Military, Wars, Combat, Inventions and all that, France is at the top in terms of Historical signigicance.
          In the past France has always dominated on land, whle Britain dominated the seas. If we're talking about Today, France's military is way superior to the UK, both on land and at sea.
          France is the only country outside the USA to have a nuclear power super-carrier, and therefore one of the only countries actually able to project its force far away from home, not mentionning all the french overseas territories that span the entire globe.

          and

          [...]
          cont.
          The UK didn't do shit in the last appart from a short war wih Argentina and following the USA like a dog on a leech;
          France has bee stabilizing a huge chunck of Africa and dealing with civil wars and terrorists, better than how the USA dealt with the Middle East, in terms of actually destroying terrorists instead of helping them become even stronger.

          Remember the war in Mali? France retook the entire country in a few weeks from jihadi terrorists with incredible efficiency and without having a significant amount of civilian casualties, which even the US seems to have a hard time with.

          >they are superior in almost every metric
          Please provide a argument for that statement instead of presenting as fact.
          Respected analysts have said the situation is so bad, that the UK isn't even capable of protecting their own airspace against near-peer adversaries like Russia. Although that statement came before the Ukraine war, so had to say if it's stll true.

          And by the way, I'm pretty unbiased, as I have dual citizenship, I'm both french and british. I speak both perfectly.

          If you're still not convinced, here's some facts and stats from an actual military historian :
          >"According to historian Niall Ferguson, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in fifty – more than both Austria (forty-seven) and England (forty-three). And they’ve achieved an impressive batting average: out of 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, lost forty-nine and drawn ten. This makes France the most successful military power in European history"

          France is the most succesful military power in all of European History, with a 65% winrate of battles againt other European powers, the highest there is in Europe, which you already know is the most comptitive region in the world in terms of military.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even though French military assistance is only slightly more significant than other European nations at best.
      It’s actually very sub par, especially when compared to the size of other nations. Their main aim is to promote their own MIC over the American one, but in terms of scale they provide maybe 1/5th of the Germans, for instance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your contribution sucks. Belgium's donations are even more valuable than yours. As always France is only in it to get better from it and especially Macrel milking this for his own puny political gain. What a fricking disgusting country!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize that the US doesn't have an official "no first use" policy either, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Bidens policy is no use, pussy b***h frick prostitute bawd bag vice president.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a French self felating thread designed to keep up some pathetic sense of grandeur despite being very underwhelming and meek in Ukraine, Sahael and New Caledonia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The French aren’t in Ukraine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi russian bot

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the FRICK is wrong with these frickers?
    >le Nuke Gemany
    What's wrong?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most important thing to remember regarding the nuclear doctrine of the three NATO nuclear powers is that they have the advantage of cooperating and tailoring their doctrines in coordination with each other, which is largely an advantage that Russia, China, and the Norks do not have. So France can have an uber aggressive nuclear doctrine, and they can play the bad cop while UK and US have less aggressive doctrine but more lethal forces. When Russia starts to get scared of French aggression then US and UK can come in as the "reasonable powers" and force France to "back down" but this all just plays into their geopolitical advantage. Russia can't really cooperate with other nuclear powers in this same manner, because they still largely have antagonistic relations with the other Asian nuclear powers due to competing geostrategic goals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot potato take but France much like the rest of the Nooookers aren't to keen to start a nuclear war, even if it is one sided, no matter what the doctrine says. Because much like in the case of Russia, it would open a can of worms in terms of proliferation, especially (just like in the case of russia) if it is a war of aggression in which it becomes clear for everyone else that the way to defend yourself against these unhinged nuclear powers is WMDs, preferably nuclear.
      >The United States has no allies.
      >no one government in the world is compelled to save a doomed US
      Factually incorrect
      Incorrect

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT : Americans seething despite being supposedly cooler

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get attacked by a country
    >nuke it
    Simple as. What's so unhinged about it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern missiles ruined French nuke doctrine. It was much better when it was
      >Get attacked by Soviets - nuke West Germany

      >>get attacked by a country
      That's not how it works for France.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Get attacked by Soviets
        >*Think that Soviets will attack

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love the french. love em. and all the more because I know that they do not give one singular frick what anyone, including me, thinks of them.

    they are the national embodiment of cope and seeth

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are living rent free in all your tiny heads

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean there are so many reasons to hate the frogs but why would /k/ choose to hate them because of their nuclear policy?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the frogs nuke policy is probably the least reason you have to complain about them
    >At least they have a policy
    >Everything else... not so much

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gave israel nukes just to spite the entire middle east for supporting algeria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick france

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actions have consequences
      The dune coon once again fricks around and finds out.

      https://i.imgur.com/Oh0d7zG.jpeg

      >French Nuclear Doctrine
      Muh nuclear warning shot
      >Paris declared that it took steps in 1992 and 1996 to extend the time it takes to launch nuclear weapons. It is believed that France needs several days in order to launch nuclear weapons.
      You are now aware it takes France up too a week to fire a Nuclear missile.
      The US UK and Russia can all launch them instantly.
      Stop parroting this meme that is French nuclear policy.

      >UK and Russia can all launch them instantly
      During the most recent missile tests only France and the US launched successfully. UK's missile crashed and Russia's failed to launch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >During the most recent missile tests only France
        Launches fail Pierre what kind of moronic statement are you trying to make?
        >This means the Trident II D-5 has been tested 215 times by the United States and the UK in total, including eight failures, five of which occurred between 1987–89.
        You cannot define UK and US missile they use the same Missile with a different warhead.
        Both nations can launch instantly, France having to run it through parliment taking several days which they changed on purpose.
        Im sorry your whole muh nuclear first shot turned out to be a dud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ring us up when you successfully test "your" ICBMs.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >French Nuclear Doctrine
    Muh nuclear warning shot
    >Paris declared that it took steps in 1992 and 1996 to extend the time it takes to launch nuclear weapons. It is believed that France needs several days in order to launch nuclear weapons.
    You are now aware it takes France up too a week to fire a Nuclear missile.
    The US UK and Russia can all launch them instantly.
    Stop parroting this meme that is French nuclear policy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you assume nukes are made to be launched. they are not. it's a deterrence weapon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      declared that it took steps in 1992 and 1996 to extend the time it takes to launch nuclear weapons. It is believed that France needs several days in order to launch nuclear weapons.
      >You are now aware it takes France up too a week to fire a Nuclear missile.
      >The US UK and Russia can all launch them instantly.
      >Stop parroting this meme that is French nuclear policy.
      That's just not true.

      >During the most recent missile tests only France
      Launches fail Pierre what kind of moronic statement are you trying to make?
      >This means the Trident II D-5 has been tested 215 times by the United States and the UK in total, including eight failures, five of which occurred between 1987–89.
      You cannot define UK and US missile they use the same Missile with a different warhead.
      Both nations can launch instantly, France having to run it through parliment taking several days which they changed on purpose.
      Im sorry your whole muh nuclear first shot turned out to be a dud.

      the most recent missile tests only France
      >Launches fail Pierre what kind of moronic statement are you trying to make?
      >>This means the Trident II D-5 has been tested 215 times by the United States and the UK in total, including eight failures, five of which occurred between 1987–89.
      >You cannot define UK and US missile they use the same Missile with a different warhead.
      >Both nations can launch instantly, France having to run it through parliment taking several days which they changed on purpose.
      >Im sorry your whole muh nuclear first shot turned out to be a dud.
      Can someone post an actual source for this bullshit please? (That isn't the dodgy ACA Website)

      From what I could find France doesn't need "to ask permission to Parliement" to launch a nuke. It seems you're confused.
      The President needs to ask Parliement whe he wants to declare war on a country, not launch nukes.

      I also can find no mention of "taking multiple days to launch" nukes.
      Not even a sigle french website mentionning this.

      On this official / legal website, they explain the President has total discretion when it comes to lauchg nukes, just like the USA :
      https://www.guichetdusavoir.org/question/voir/67451

      In this video, they're not allowed to go into details about the "French Nuclear Football" but they describe it funtionning essetially the same as the americans, some guy follows the president around with a suitcase at all times.
      The only notworthy detail is not using regular numbers/letters for the launch codes.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's still called freedom fries or just fries.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still butthurt 20+ years later

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always the exact same
    >hurr muh nukes
    >hurr the fr*nch
    >hurr muh californian wine
    >hurr the french revolution is the root of everything i don’t like
    >hurr no its the americans
    >hurr no it’s le israelites
    >hurr you’re all wrong let me seriously respond to every bait in the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr the french revolution is the root of everything i don’t like
      >hurr no its the americans
      >hurr no it’s le israelites
      Oui

      >The French believe they either deserve to be [...] a world power on par with the US
      But we are.
      >And believe themselves superior to the rest of the world,
      But we are.
      >Macron posturing as if he's the only European leader truly willing to stand up against Russia
      But he is.
      >They also believe they are the bastions of culture in the West.
      But we are.

      Non

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to lie I've regarded the french as somewhat pathetic for the better part of my life but Macron actually did the unthinkable ever since De Gaulle and his Force de Frappe (which was superduperbased) died

    french are incredibly based just like polacks and germans
    >t. netherbro

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting absolutely assblasted twice in a 30 year period and then being stripped of all their colonies really does that to a mf

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get attacked
    >nuke germany to create wall of molten hellfire that any attacker would have to go through
    >hon hon hon you think vee are stupid enough to nuke our own people?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Suddenly Germany appears through the Ardennes
      >ohhhhnonnonnonnonnon not again
      >surrender.gif

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just love france
    I consider them to be my brothers, much more than spaniards
    t. italy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love you too fratello

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8CbAMvb.jpeg

        Basato Fratello transalpino

        mes frères.......

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basato Fratello transalpino

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The French are the only truly civilized people of the world.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is absolutely based and frick around and find out pilled.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What IS frog nuclear doctrine?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Launch nuclear strike as a warning
      >After a weeks worth of debating in Parliment that will leak to the nation you plan to nuke
      Just moronic things nothing to see here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you touch our shit
      >we warn you by nuking a tactical target
      >you don't stop?
      >we nuke your cities and other critical civilian infrastructure
      to a frog, a world without France is a worth not living in for anyone. So they will make damn sure that if they are getting wiped off the map the rest off the world gets the same treatment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Launch a nuke at somome and not expect one back
        Only the French could be so moronic to think that would work

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, they fully expect to get nuked back.
          it is just that as I said a world without la france isn't worth living for the frogs and they will make sure the world share their fate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then when all is lost the last living French would cause 56 simultaneous self-inflicted Tchernobyls without anybody to cull the fires while all the radioactive shit stored in La Hague would be sprinkled everywhere so nobody can inhabit France for the next 25000 years.
        >hon hon hon ze plan iz magnifique

        no, they fully expect to get nuked back.
        it is just that as I said a world without la france isn't worth living for the frogs and they will make sure the world share their fate

        https://i.imgur.com/mzmX6kw.jpeg

        this.

        What they are referring to is France reserving the right to fire nukes after the main exchange so that the will of the French people is not forgotten to the enemy and the no "no first use" law, which means that if ... Algeria started massing up a landing force on their shores and their CQB training grounds looked suspiciously pastel coloured with lots of cute little balconies and tall windows, then they can nook that landing force before it even sets off.

        The Algerian landing force is already in France and extremely hostile. Which means the baguetteloo may unironically happen soon after several chimpouts that were used to test the limits of the French people. The verbal escalation with Russia is just a diversion to prepare the French public opinion for the inevitable happenings which will involve lots of nooking.
        >c'est terminé
        Only a few French stalkers with a personal bunker deep in the countryside will survive this.

        Nuke Germany. Unironically. When missile tech was still developing and frogs had only small-radius nukes - warning nukes meant to be used on West Germany.

        Using the range of the Pluton and Hades missiles to say so is dishonest. Plenty of nuclear weapons deployed in western Europe were short range at that time.
        But you don't even need missiles when you don't plan to survive anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nuke marseille, it is the only solution
          you'd have the chance to write a new Marseillaise because ngl having what you have as an anthem is kind of stupid
          >dudes show up at a battle singing it
          >let's make it our national anthem because the whole nation is covered by some côte d'azure morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Plenty of nuclear weapons deployed in western Europe were short range at that time.
          Yeah, but they weren't meant to be used as warning shots

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe but the very concept of "nuclear escalation" supposed it would start with limited exchanges first.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nuclear escalation is unacceptable. When each step is going to cost millions of lives you will neutralize your opponents nuclear arsenal COMPLETELY the moment the threshold is crossed.
              Crossing nuclear threshold = immediate launch of arsenal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What they are referring to is France reserving the right to fire nukes after the main exchange so that the will of the French people is not forgotten to the enemy and the no "no first use" law, which means that if ... Algeria started massing up a landing force on their shores and their CQB training grounds looked suspiciously pastel coloured with lots of cute little balconies and tall windows, then they can nook that landing force before it even sets off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What IS frog nuclear doctrine?
      You attack France vital interest or allies?
      Small nuclear strike as a warning.
      Keep going? Or nuclear strike on your own?
      Destruction of all your military and critical industries.

      >Launch a nuke at somome and not expect one back
      Only the French could be so moronic to think that would work

      >and not expect one back
      France aren't the Russian. They aren't the one pretending they'll nuke at the slightest provocation.
      Putin's regime is desperate to scare the west, because the west wouldn't need nuclear weapons to defeat Russia in a conventional war. They aren't even in a war economy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >honhon launch warning strike
        >enemy detects nuclear missile launch
        >Imediately fires/initiates launch against France
        This is the dumbest plan ive ever heard. No wonder no one else has that doctrine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Detterence plans are not reasonable plans. This is kind of the point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the step
          >France submarines then nuke the attacker who didn't understand the warning and stepped back
          I hope you are just a kid because even a Russian troll couldn't pretend to be that moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >enemy detects nuclear missile launch

          Okay, so assuming (You) aren't a complete moron, and this isn't LQ bait (which it probably is, but let's go) I think you are operating under a fundamental misunderstanding.

          The "warning nuke" isn't a ballistic weapon. That's the whole point. If you tried to fire a warning with an SLBM, you'd get no signaling value, you'd just get an immediate counterlaunch because observation systems only see an SLBM launch and assume it's a full send.

          The "warning" is an ALCM with a 300kt warhead that can be basically hidden in conventional traffic. You basically don't know it's coming until you suddenly see a sun rise in the west.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HONHONHON
            ASMP-A says bonjour
            Soon to become the ASMPA-R.
            >Air Sol Moyenne Portée - Amélioré
            >Air Sol Moyenne Portée Amélioré - Rénové
            Pic related, the first live test of the ASMPA-R a few days ago.
            >https://www.defense.gouv.fr/dga/actualites/tir-devaluation-forces-du-missile-strategique-asmpa-renove

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Soon to become the ASMPA-R
              Soon to become the ASMPA-DTC.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are French people really this fricking stupid?
            You fire a nuclear missile at anyone and you are going to be nuked in return, its that fricking simple. This whole muh warning shot is pure moronic, Russia or China are the most petty tit for tat nations there could possibly be a dumb frog firing a nuclear missile as a warning to them is pointless you may aswell cut the bullshit and fire the lot.

            Nuclear warning shot is Monke tier red line spiel. Christ id expect better from the French.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say it was necessarily a good plan, I only said it was a plan.

              I would love to see it play out IRL though. Let's say on the russians, because they deserve it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh ok, i agree it would be fun to srr it play out...maybe not so close to home though.

                France could sell some asmp to India by accident and have them fire it at Pakistan or China. Somone could make pro environmental arguments about the result too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You fire a nuclear missile at anyone and you are going to be nuked in return, its that fricking simple
              Yeah, I'm sure if Chyna tries to take NC or whatever and France just fires a 300kt near their shitty boats to tell them to frick off, Chyna will fire nukes at France. Only then to get obliterated as well by french nuclear submarines.
              I'm fairly sure they'll do that just for an island or two instead of backing off when France shows it's getting serious and won't let them have it. Surely a few islands is worth nuclear mutual annihilation.
              I don't think you understand it's France that would be in a position of favor in this case, as the next move is chyna, and that very next move is their annihilation, as they still have a choice in the matter, to escalate further, or back down. And that's only allowed by having such nukes and nuclear doctrine. Such doctrine is needed precisely because of those territories.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, I'm sure if Chyna tries to take NC or whatever and France just fires a 300kt near their shitty boats to tell them to frick off
                Is that what the French fear? Thats peak moron right there. Maybe buy 2 carriers and some logistic ships so you can be like the Bongs and be able to contest such assaults on territories without having to resort to Putin style nooook comments.
                But seriously, France launching a nuclear strike on a Chinese fleet would incur the same response.
                >Such doctrine is needed precisely because of those territories.
                Specifically stating it just sounds moronic, the US and UK dont say shit about nuclear doctrine to keep it as ambiguous as possible they both also dont rule out first strike. French people are wierd.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buy moar GEAR
                But why. Nukes do they same shit for cheaper. Why waste fricking money. As if France should try to compete with Chyna or the US or whatever superpower. Nukes are precisely there so they don't have to and don't need to. As if a second or even a third carrier would prevent Chyna in a conventional war. Come on, do you even read what you write before posting?
                >the US and UK dont say shit about nuclear doctrine to keep it as ambiguous as possible they both also dont rule out first strike
                France doesn't either, it's not a set rule, it's as for everyone else, as ambiguous as possible. They just have one more option in their arsenal to add to the ambiguity. In fact, as such, they're more ambiguous than the US and the UK, so why are you even complaining.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nuke Germany. Unironically. When missile tech was still developing and frogs had only small-radius nukes - warning nukes meant to be used on West Germany.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paris, Elysée, 1962
      >Cuban missiles crisis is underway
      >Some usual ambassadors reception dinner, nice food, pebreasts fours, macarons, chouquettes
      >The Russian ambassador says that at the crucial moment, France will have to do the right "choice"
      >Basically doing what ziggers do best "we have noooookes" not even hiding the threats saying Moscow could blow up Paris
      >De Gaulle "Well, Mr. Ambassador, then we will all die together!" with a big smile.
      That's pretty much it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chouquettes
        Is it as adorable as it sounds?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very yes, it's smoll and cute. Also cheap, but because it's mostly air inside. The perfect little treat you can bring at the office to brighten everyone's day that comes for cheap.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks delicious, i'll take 100
            >im on a diet 😀

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty based but I have to stick to Mitterrand's "et allors?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRAISE OUR SAVIOR

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came hear to laugh and did not
    Do better

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has convinced me that France is not pathetic but is very very dangerous and is determined to be the cornerstone of European policies and capabilities contrary to Russia. The world watches with bated breath as France delivers one smack down after another against the vatniks who are universally condemned by every bandwagon of persons.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK MACRON AND SCHOLZ
    FILTHY TRAITORS

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, unironically the US is the sole reason France went full nuclear.
    US' literal backstab at Suez -teaming up with the fricking USSR of all things- against the UK and France, made it go full nuclear. Literally. In more ways than one.
    Now you have to deal with the consequences, which were predictable for anyone having the intelligence of a 8yo, really.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/DGA/status/1725968981519925749
    https://twitter.com/DailyNews65/status/1726133748553674876
    Always noice.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frogs piss off boomer burgers because their exceptionalist mentality mirrors that of the US. I think it should- France is the US’s brother country and has remained so through 2 revolutions and 2 tough victorious world wars. dumb burgers hate on frogs because they mimic the boomers. The rest of us go there on vacation and don’t forget our friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolument basé.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never met a french person IRL or heard the french language spoken aloud, in person and I'm almost 40

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never met a french person IRL or heard the french language spoken aloud, in person and I'm almost 40
      If you're American it's faster and cheaper to travel to Quebec if you want to experience the French language. It's just like the U.S. but they speak French. What a wacky and strange place. They have Five Guys and it's in French.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do this and then they'll tell you about how "j'm'en vas d'ma job récuperer mes kids avec mon truck".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mdr, sadly true. It's hillarious to see that they have mandatory french titles for their films, too.
            >Cars
            Les bagnoles
            >Pulp fiction
            Fiction pulpeuse
            >Speed 2
            Ça va clancher!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's Quebec, not France.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know. Sorry if my message wasn't clear.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do this and then they'll tell you about how "j'm'en vas d'ma job récuperer mes kids avec mon truck".

          Quebec is literally the one with the french word and france the one with the english word

          https://i.imgur.com/iPm0PjL.png

          Mdr, sadly true. It's hillarious to see that they have mandatory french titles for their films, too.
          >Cars
          Les bagnoles
          >Pulp fiction
          Fiction pulpeuse
          >Speed 2
          Ça va clancher!

          unironically, french dubbing is trash. I sort of understand why they do it, but it's still fricking trash

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to stop anon, "stop" is a French word by the way.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will blow your mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hot dogs
      For a while Québec tried to call them saucipains, IIRC.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American and I unironically love France.

    I'm even trying to learn French.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of curiosity: why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why am I trying to learn French? Because I want to learn a second language, and I find French interesting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why am I trying to learn French? Because I want to learn a second language, and I find French interesting.

      Ricain basé
      Bon courage dans ton apprentissage

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how operational the french nukes really are. I doubt UK/ Pakistan/ France/India or Israel have the industrial base for the metal refining any longer. They are service based societies (aside from Pakistan), not involved in the primary or secondary sector

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder how operational the french nukes really are.
      It's said most of the landbased nukes aren't really "ready" to go and need quite some time to be made launch ready. But as french doctrine is to keep half of their nuclear capacity out at sea, where they cannot be readily preemptively destroyed in a first strike scenario, that really isn't too bad. Even if you destroy mainland France, the attacker will get glassed by the retaliation, so that's pretty good if you adhere to the mutually assured destruction doctrine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ... France dismantled their mainland silos in the 90s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >... France dismantled their mainland silos in the 90s.
          Sorry, I meant those "in port" (not really physically "on" land) as opposed to those currently "out at sea".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AFAIK almost every one of the 300 French nukes is ready to go according to independent observers.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              With 1980's electronics...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Their ICBMs are being upgraded to the M51.3 standard that passed testing last year.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well you see
    They are an even genetic and cultural mixture of Germans, Celts and Latins.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got tired of the surrender monkey jokes so instead of relying on traditional defenses that failed previously, they decided to just vaporize any forces that are massing anywhere near or taking their territory. Very flexible and forward thinking strategy really, none of that getting hung up on the classifications or technicalities. Oh are they rebels or another states formal standing army? Doesn't matter glass em its our land and we won't lose it again is something I can get behind.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    France wants to fill in leadership vacuum now when Germany is embarrasingly weak and Trump will pull USA further away.
    Trump likes Macron so imho it will all play out great for Europe

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For you oinkers this war will be lost in American November. Tick tock piggies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >french
    >president is literally macaron
    you cant make this stuff up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with those hamburgers? I'm outraged.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jusqu'à ce que la mort nous sépare

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a fog, I never understood why people like macarons. Sure they look cute and all, and are nice to PrepHole. I'll eat them if you give some to me, but I certainly won't buy or make them myself. Not a big fan of the taste. And that comes from someone that likes to eat a lot of sugary shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are entitled to your subjective taste.
      We have plenty of food for every taste.

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