Found a underground bunker in my garden

What should I do with it bros?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cask of Amontillado yourself

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go ahead and pump it out, then tell the homeowner that his septic tank is good for another 5-10 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am the homeowner.
      House is at least 100 years old at a guess. Think it is septic as I've seen two pipes leading into the tank, but it wouldn't have been used in a long time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It probably sterilized itself then.
        Looks like medævial brick/arch technology.
        Nice find. Take full advantage. It’s grandfathered into the codes of the time, (like none, nobody had to be forced into making good quality stuff)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It can sterilise itself?
          Reckon it'd be safe to use it for something?
          Had a Google but all I found were Reddit freaks and libtards saying no.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > Looks like medævial brick/arch technology
          Could be post 1900s brick just as well. At least where I live pre 1900s bricks are a lot rounder at the edges and the concave grout joints also indicate more recent work

          It can sterilise itself?
          Reckon it'd be safe to use it for something?
          Had a Google but all I found were Reddit freaks and libtards saying no.

          You could probably store water in there but I wouldn’t trust the sediment so you may want to get that out first

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah would be a mammoth task.
            Only know that the house is at least 100 years old as one of the neighbours has bullet holes from their gaff being strafed in the war.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you pressure wash it from the outside and then pump out all the water most of the loose sediment should be gone after a few times. Let it dry out completely for a while. Then fill it to the brim with water and some sanitising agent, leave for a few weeks and remove it. Remaining solids aren’t that dangerous because if they were water soluble they’d be gone already. Good enough to collect rainwater for plants, or as input to a drinking water filtration system

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you pump the water out, you could make it into a cellar of sorts, but document and take photos of anything you find personally if or

          > Looks like medævial brick/arch technology
          Could be post 1900s brick just as well. At least where I live pre 1900s bricks are a lot rounder at the edges and the concave grout joints also indicate more recent work

          [...]
          You could probably store water in there but I wouldn’t trust the sediment so you may want to get that out first

          are right. It could be an interesting historical find.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Found a underground bunker in my garden
    cistern

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. It is a cistern.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rainwater collection is making a come-back. Now that they poison all the city water. And charge too damn much for the 'favor'.

        Even out here west by god virginia, they poison the water at the local district. And yes, the bosses house has a cistern (farm doesn't, but there was nothing here cept free gas). I was just fixing it up the other day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The rainwater is already poisoned anon, the only option is to filter it yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Filter it yourself
            Urine isn't as good for you as they make it out to be

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wine celler and name the wine Septic Sanctuary Sip or Septic Reserve.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a cave in waiting to happen, I'd fill it if I was you

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a frog pond.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's an old cesspool.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make it into a root cellar.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ring up the gong scourer, guv

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    throw a bunch of predatory eels in there

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnap children and store them in there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you do that? children are terrible, why would you hoard them?
      t.has two

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's above it? I'd be concerned about it collapsing.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, get it pumped out.
    I'd pipe in my gutters to it and then you have free water for irrigation of your lawn and garden in the summer.
    >you do have a garden, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get it pumped out.
      >pipe in my gutters to it
      Make up your mind.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    clean it out, treat it with something so its water tight, run electric, add a vent out the top for air, add furniture. now you have another bedroom and your house value goes up fifty thousand dollars.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rapecave

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Caperave

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it eggs.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend whose parents found a thing like this. It was full of old WW2 mortar shells or landmines or something and the EOD took weeks excavating the entire property to clean them all out

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone else find all this cool shit in their back yards? all I've found is a sewer pipe.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dump all your trash and turds in it to frick with the person who buys the land from you next

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privy_digging

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