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I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE NATO PLEASE NUKE MOSCOW I FUCKING BEG YOU

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRANSLATE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfortunately I dont have any evidence
      alright wake me up once you have more than random no name text

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO IT
      DO IT
      DO IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Run to Finland my man. Your country is retarded.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The border is closed and tourist visas are no longer being handed out, also for every part of the border that isn't a bog you're liable to drown in, a border fence has been erected to keep the unwashed masses out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Volunteer" for some bullshit post in Ukraine then defect immediately.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Refugee status somewhere? Cmon man, Judy renounce the citizenship and survive somewhere else

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can still go to turkey no?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buy ticket to South America, and marry big booty girl. Russia won't get you there

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          squint your eyes and say your a Chinese exchange student and the son of a very influential CCP cabinet member

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if i see a single russian anywhere here i will shoot them on site and burn their corpses

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saatana, these sequential numerals indicate the truthfulness of this statement.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems like bullshit. still there are a thousand reasons to get out of russia while the getting is good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bYfgJXT.jpg

      I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE NATO PLEASE NUKE MOSCOW I FUCKING BEG YOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfortunately i can't provide any evidence
      into the trash it goes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is a white ticket?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From context I guess a pass on conscription? Probably either medical or bribes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes it is a document marking you as physically unfit for service

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor approved conscription dodging.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White ticket means "Mentally deficient". You get one if you're a retard or some other form of fucked in the head. Old soviet lingo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, I can't believe you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in October - November
      If they wait that long, no fresh units will arrive at the front even if they go the Volkssturm way and give them only like four weeks of training or less.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Source
      >My drunk Russian ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bYfgJXT.jpg

      I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE NATO PLEASE NUKE MOSCOW I FUCKING BEG YOU

      finally, now all the "ethnic russians" from big urban areas can finally wage war themselfs, lol
      much butthurt and dead vatnik tankies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually wonder, if Moscow and St.Leningrad would still be kept out of moobilization to the last. As in army would require absolute minimum quota from those 2.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll have to start picking people out of bigger cities, no way around it, however since corruption in russia is endemic there's going to be lots of envelopes passed under the table to avoid mobilization, so as usual only the poor and uneducated will end up in the meatgrinder.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Putin seems to be trying to pretend that it's life as usual in Moscow/St.Leningrad like with the Moscow City Day celebrations and that ridiculous Ferris Wheel so it seems very likely. He actually might start facing the heat at home if more kids from those places start dying in Ukraine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because if you look at russian state controlled tv you could almost believe there's no life outside bigger urban areas... and maybe the war in ukraine. They don't need to control the narrative outside since in rural areas people are poor af and either too dumb or too afraid to "rise up". The military just takes whatever or whoever they need and ship them off. That's also the reason why there's such discrepancy between social and ethnic status in certain branches of their military. Ordinary troops for the meatgrinder are either some potato faced farmers or mongoloids from the borders of the former soviet union, while more specialized, technical and elite units are mostly ethnic russians. It's really ironic because russians see themselves as somekind of righteous anti-imperialist coalition, all the while their methods are symptomatic of an colonial power with imperialist ambitions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't provide any evidence
      Has this guy broken any news before? As much as I'd love to watch a mongol hoard armed with weapons from the 60s get droned and HIMARS'd into oblivion sourcing a literal who who can't even provide any evidence to their claim is peak retardation OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STAY AWAY FROM MY RUSSIAN FURRY DRAWFRIENDS NATO
      THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6you 6will 6burn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let your fingers type payments your bussy can't cash, Moloch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furry genocide is the only way to western salvation

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What, and let pedos survive? Go all the way and eliminate ALL degenerates if you wanna save the west.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mobalize
    >In the middle of Rasputista
    Sizeable, if factual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully not, I dont want to get fucking drafted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See you in a muddy trench, bro. Take care of yourself and watch out for buzzing sounds. Just kidding, it's more likely your transport will be hit by Brimstone while stuck in mud.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can go to Georgia visa free for like a year, if you gonna get drafted just surrender before land lease will start in October and some serious shit will get to the Ukrainian army. Anyway good luck

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, lots of Russians seeking asylum in Georgia. Just make sure to not piss off the Georgians, they are still salty about 2008.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Georgia is the best option but there is also Kazahstan, Uzbekisan and some other countries.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't fly too high, bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bYfgJXT.jpg

        I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE NATO PLEASE NUKE MOSCOW I FUCKING BEG YOU

        Just surrender and take the tank bounty bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if they mobilize, it'll take months to get everyone equipped, transported around and perhaps even trained.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >equipped
        yeah about that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >equipped
        >trained
        These are silly NATO concepts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hahahah

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        24th February 2022 was a feint. The real offensive starts on 24th February 2023.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >equipped
        THE ONE WITH THE RIFLE SHOOTS!
        THE ONE WITHOUT, FOLLOWS HIM! WHEN THE ONE WITH THE RIFLE GETS KILLED, THE ONE WHO IS FOLLOWING PICKS UP THE RIFLE AND SHOOTS!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get everyone equipped, transported around and perhaps even trained.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >equipped, transported around and perhaps even trained.
        Turns out they have found ways to streamline the process.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >equipped
        >trained

        Yeah about that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would actually be a decent time to start mobilizing, though? Means at least part of the training can be done while the mud immobilizes the frontlines.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Decent time to mobilize was about 3-4 months ago. Now it's simply too late. Russia will collapse because of it before any of the troops finish their training.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, right, just like was supped to collapse back in August.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What? Why would it have collapsed in August?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Sanctions will make Russia collapse by Augusts.

              Sounds familiar?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This guy gets it. Russia is basically impervious to any and all western tricks. They are the ancient Eurasian people, used to hardship, proud of their tradition.
                Honestly, we should just accept the inevitable defeat of Okraina and try to repair relationships with a newly ascending Russia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really? Why would sanctions make Russia collapse in such a short time?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because PrepHole was flooded by hysterical posters.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand you. What does hysterical screeching of others about sanctions have to do with what I'm saying? Almost nobody in Russia gives a single fuck about this war (see nobody joining army even for the promise of insane riches). Forcing hundreds of thousands of men into the war they don't give a fuck about will ducking annihilate Russia from within. Especially after feeding the whole country fairy tales about "everything going according to plan" for 20 years straight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is what westerners don't get. There is a slumbering giant, a sleeping warrior to the Russian people. Sure you can mock us, but wait until we wake up.
                Better suit up, I heard this winter will be cold 😉

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                >another keyboard warrior that will shit and piss his panties the moment mobilization comes for him
                Look at this warrior. Most Russian "men" are just like you and few of those even care about the war.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with Russia nuking all her enemies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                last time millions of you died

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Westerners don't get that you're a bunch of weak petukhi gays, mobilization will collapse Russia.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to beat your stupid giant's ass to death with a bunch of clay and a piano.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If this were true, the Russian people whould have risen up and strung you up from the flagpoles in front of the Kremlin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's all fun and games until they give you an old rusty ak, poorly sized uniform and boots produced by gulag inmates, and drive yo panslavic ass off to the front, lel.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just know someone's seething when they type ";)"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >kiev front collapsed
            >kharkiv collapsed
            >izyum collapsed
            >Yeah! The front won't collapse!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heard it once before back in May, i'd believe it when i see it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Heard it once before back in May

      that was the new batch of conscripts coming in, not mobilization. it actually really really fucked russia over, since it cycled out some of the few remaining troops that pass for "experienced"/"veterans" for a batch of completely green conscripts.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grandma is in Russia
    >is paralyzed, dementia and just got covid pneumonia
    >will probably have to go to the funeral
    >will probably get drafted despite not living there for two decades, not being born there or having dual citizenship
    FUCK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disguise yourself as a chud
      >detach Benis
      >goes to funeral.
      >comes back
      >attach benis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to go.
      Russians are genetically disposed to needing a dick to suck or what

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        engraved in their dna

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just surrender as soon as you possibly can.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And have your knees shot out, eyes gauged out and laughed at on k webm threads whlist being called a rapist, looter, orc etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just reject the r*ssian citizenship and stick with the proper one. problem solved.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd love to, but I can't do it until I return from the funeral. Otherwise I literally can't even go there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what? if you're not a citizen/ living there how are they gonna draft you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low chance, but not no chance. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets grabbed off the streets or an asshole relative gives him up to the recruitment office for some rubles. Seems like a stupid thing to be worried about given how far out there it seems, but these 6 months+ have all been about truth being stranger than fiction, and after all, this is the Russian Federation's Monke Dynasty we're speculating about.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grandma is in Russia
        >is paralyzed, dementia and just got covid pneumonia
        >will probably have to go to the funeral
        >will probably get drafted despite not living there for two decades, not being born there or having dual citizenship
        FUCK

        Sorry about your granny.
        But you'd have to be a literal retard to set foot in russia right now if you're even remotely able bodied and esp. if you can actually speak russian still.
        Your granny would understand you not going to watch her rot in bed and risk getting press drafted or in the middle of a civil war / coup.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the most hilarious twist, grandma was Ukranian, hated commies, went through WWII and suffered the atrocities at the hands of reds. I'm just glad there's not enough of her left to understand what's happening there now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon if she passed away there is no benefit for you to go, she already left
      also, would your grandma want to be the one causing her grandson to get drafted and die?
      if no, then dont come
      if yes, then shes a shit grandma and you should not bother coming either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. The best thing you can do for your grandma is living on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This here.
        Anon: Your granny doesn't want you to get drafted or die there. Neither will the rest of your family. Stay the fuck at home and go to a church for some private funeral service for your grandma - IF(!!!) she dies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >conscripting European tourists off the street of Moscow
      what a time to be alive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >will probably have to go to the funeral
      she wouldn't want you to go, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but I will need to support my mom. Everything is shit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your mom doesnt risk getting sent to the meatgrinder. Have her use a video phonecall when she is there and say your goodbyes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See, the problem is that they're so brainwashed both mom and dad would want to see me sent into that hell. The only sane person there is grandma, but she's locked in that frail body prison.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then don't go anon. Call your grandma, tell her you love her and be done with it.
              Don't risk becoming a statistic or a meme of your corpse here because your parents drank the kool aid and saw too much boomer TV.
              The war will pass and you have a future.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GG senpai see you in the forests of Finland

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why have you not fled the country yet, or at least molotoved the recruitment office?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      family too poor+molotoving does jack shit except getting you arrested

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Molotov Kremlin then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there was a video of one guy legit trying that, still did jack

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you be drafted while you are under arrest/imprisoned?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no, but there have been a lot of recruiters visiting russian prisons since at least summer and they did get a lot of people
              relatively speaking though i would prefer a quick death by bullet than continous assrape

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK. What are the conditions that you prevent army from recruiting you? Mental instability? Some religious proffesion? Working in the critical sector like gas fileds or power plants? Being known traitor that openly hates Russia?
                You have to find a reason why can't they draft you and exploit it. Hack the system.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you just described would have already gotten you conscripted months ago, remember, the undesirables get sent to die first in russia

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just be le homogay
                >verification not required

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are drafted in "Wagner" PWC. Also, there was a thing called "штpaфбaты", battalions consisted of criminals, back in 1941, maybe Pootin will decide to cosplay comrade Stalin to the fullest, idk.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Penal Units bro. Prob happen before a gen mobilozation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >except getting you arrested
        I'd much rather go to jail than to war tbh. At least not to war on the side of Russia. Imagine getting thrown in the trenches with no equipment...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine going to jail is going to be much better when they're already recruiting criminals, before long they might just start using penal battalions.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >before long they might just start using penal battalions
            You're about 3 months late for that grand revelation

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't mean recruiting criminals into Wagner. I mean forcing prisoners into cannon fodder units and telling them they can get shot by them or the Ukrainians WW2-style. Has that happened?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it was ongoing at around the same time as the wagner prisoner recruitment rounds, they just used it as a press smokescreen to divert public attention away from that fact

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hadn't even thought about that. Yeah in that case that's even worse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coward, this is why you will die after forced conscription

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are they mobilizing? what equipment do they have left?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VOLKSTRUM PART 2: POST-SOVIET BOOGALOO!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice finn you got there

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Russian regime survives drafting wealthy zoomers from SP and Moscow. As long as it's rural periphery trash and Asians, Russians don't care about the dead but when it's their own sons ...

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dooes anybody have space for a russian friend) I will take back my posts sorry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, just remember to bring your sisters and all your female cousins so that I may start my harem

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ill await more evidence though retarded if true, it will fix almost none of their existing problems and would in fact make several of them worse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mobilization can fix many problems:
      1. Russians would stop complaining that Putin doesn't have an idea how to win the war
      2. Russians would finally do what they really like- defending their country when enemy is coming
      3. Old Russians are gonna be happy knowing that their grandson is going to beat Hitler just like their father
      4. Russia still have tanks and equipment to train new troops
      5. Mobilization doesn't mean they are gonna make another offensive next year, but it can be played as their advantage for possible future negotiations with Ukraine
      6. Maybe the most important- mobilization can stop any antiPutin protests before they start

      I think most of you doesn't understand how Russia works

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, you dumb moron. they "believe" this shit in the same way facebook boomers believe in jingoism. they don't actually want to fight for it or sacrifice their families.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think most of you doesn't understand how Russia works

        Except I do though, they're apathetic as long as what is happening doesnt directly affect them which this would. I do not see this ending in anything other than a mass protest which turns into a riot which turns into a massacre, this will be repeated several times until someone in his inner circle kills Putin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >negotiations with Ukraine
        like what? "we are going to stop littering your land with corpses, if you surrender"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trust me, if Russia, with its economy propped up by state life support, suddenly sharply increases state expenditure while also removing large parts of the productive workforce to force them to serve in your expeditionary war (btw it's not actually a war so legally mobilization is out of the question and in any case it's going great so there is absolutely no reason to panic but also please report to your local conscription office or you *will* go to prison), for no substantial benefit in the near term, people would just stop complaining

        I think vatniks would ultimately accept mobilization, as the ones still left in Russia are mostly moral midgets who are too disillusioned and disempowered to actually offer any resistance, but it wouldn't make things *better*

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they do mobilize, then all the vatnik Russian flags on /int/ and 4chan can put their words to action.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, those subhumans are probably on government payroll to troll

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly would'nt believe a random instagram story, but I don't live in Russia so who knows, maybe you guys are actually going to get sent to die in Ukraine, that would be kino, make sure to take plenty of pictures and videos and share them with us here!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost sad if it wasn't funny

    In the 90's Russia could have been an ally of the west, a prosperous country doing free trade with the west focusing all its energy to growth and delivering better life standards for its citizens

    But like and angsty teenager, they are too proud to work with someone else, so instead they spent all their resources and manpower to "Russia stronk" because their brains can't comprehend anything further from stronk = good

    and now millions pay the price by dying or by living in poverty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When everything got denationalised after the fall of the USSR the energy and industrial sectors got sold off to gangsters for 5 rubles and a big mac.
      The Russian Federation (which is really just squatters inhabiting the ruins of the USSR) was doomed from the start.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When everything got denationalised after the fall of the USSR the energy and industrial sectors got sold off to gangsters for 5 rubles and a big mac.

        yeah, their privatizations were all kinds of messed up, foreingners couldn't even try to buy it. It was desinged so that only national cronies could get it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a prosperous country doing free trade
      90s russia was mega shithole, putin was popular for 15 years because he managed to change russia from mega shithole into average shithole, of course he then stopped reforms because he is too living of corruption.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he didnt do fucking shit. the price of oil just went skyhigh during the earlier stages of his term in office, and that bailed russia out of the finical crisis they were in...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was unironically Gorbachev's plan but the military and KBG were so assblasted by that idea that they did everything in their power to get pro west leaders out and their ppl in. Hence why we have Putin now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's embedded on their culture since the Mongol era, they're destined to be like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Putin requested to join NATO and was rejected no? I seem to remember Bill Clinton being very taken back by the idea Russia would want to join the west, and then they said no. The west in a lot of ways fucked over the early federation and I think that is where alot of the modern skepticism of NATO comes from.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they wanted to simply get in without going through the usual processes.
        I wouldn't even be surprised if it would've ended in them trying to fuck it up from the inside if they would've been accepted.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought them skipping the usual process was then wanting to skip in line.
          “Putin said: ‘When are you going to invite us to join Nato?’ And [Robertson] said: ‘Well, we don’t invite people to join Nato, they apply to join Nato.’ And he said: ‘Well, we’re not standing in line with a lot of countries that don’t matter.’”
          I still think Putin is right here, no offense to the other smaller countries but an expedited Russia invitation would have put us on better terms with them and have finally allowed us to put significant pressure on China. People say Russia was too corrupt, but are were/are these smaller eastern countries any different? Basically I’m nostalgia tripping about 90’s Russia becoming friends with the west as I believe they so desperately wanted to do initially, but some western oligarchs figured that would not be the best idea for our military industrial complex. Instead they shut the door in Russia’s face and said you’re on your own.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Starting them off with special snowflake rules that only apply to them sets a terrible precedent and clearly demonstrates what their actual intentions were.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who do the Russians think they are? A shithole that's what and this war has proven it. They want a special status when they don't deserve one

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The West/outgoing Gommies basically set up Russia to be raided in the 90s. There's a reason the oldtimers miss the Wall, and its because the 90s was a shitshow that paved the way for Putin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The russians also wanted a bunch of special rules for them so they could basically bully all the countries that joined NATO SPECIFICALLY TO KEEP RUSSIA FROM BULLYING THEM.

            Russia wanted special treatment to continue their empire larp, NATO telling them to fuck off was effectively NATO doing it's job.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I still think Putin is right here, no offense to the other smaller countries but an expedited Russia invitation would have put us on better terms with them and have finally allowed us to put significant pressure on China.
            Dumbest take on this thread. Did you know what happened when Turkey invaded Cyprus on 1974? Absolutely nothing. NATO did jack shit because Turkey is a NATO country and they were pretty much caught with their pants down trying to tell their ally not to do fucking shit like that.

            I need you to understand that NATO was created SPECIFICALLY to counter the expansionist aggression of the USSR. Inviting the USSR or Russia into NATO is like the inviting wolf into the chickens' coop because he complained you wouldn't let them into the Cool Kids Club. NATO isn't a Cool Kids Club where countries go to talk about their issues amicably. That's what the UN is for. NATO is a defensive alliance created to defend against fuckers who'd want to fight the people in it.
            Russia doesn't NEED to be in NATO because they have nukes they can use to threaten anyone who'd dare invade them. Most European countries do not have that massive advantage to themselves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite. They have never formally applied. They wanted NATO to ask THEM to join, and would no doubt have demanded a number of special privileges and were told to fuck off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite. They have never formally applied. They wanted NATO to ask THEM to join, and would no doubt have demanded a number of special privileges and were told to fuck off.

        They were mostly trolling. If Russia joins NATO then there is no more point behind NATO = NATO gets abolished = Russia gets to start shit again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think NATO is? Country club for the west?

        NATO is quite literally a "FUCK VATmoronS" defense pact. Russbawe will never be allowed to join until Moskva is transformed into a parking lot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a “FUCK COMMIES” pact but okay retard lol.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It became the protect-us-from-russia club after the Fall. Why do you think all the central/eastern european nations all rushed to join after the collapse of the USSR? Even the most retarded saw the writing on the wall during the First Chechen War.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gee maybe show that you not an auth shithole anymore. Have some free elections, integrate in the global community through trade and cooperation. The last 20 years have shown that letting Russia in would have been a very bad move.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happened at all, idiot. Russia never applied to join NATO. What Russia did was informally ask the US to unilaterally let them join NATO which the US had to then explain was not in their power to do. Not letting other member states vote on Russia's admittance would ifself have destroyed the alliance. Russian's, being retarded Russian's, though just decided that they were special and that all other NATO states not named the US were functionally the same as their Warsaw Pact slave states and deserved no say in anything.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Russia has no more troops. This is all made up fan-fic by chuds living in an alternative reality

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a pussy, overthrow your government

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Long list of incoming "what can I do" excuses. I think Putin could declare he will somomise every single one of them and the average attitude will be the same.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am officially offering marriage to any slav femanons (female) looking to get a greencard and to get the fuck out before you no longer can
    I advise you russiabros to pursue a similar avenue with lonely old ugly western women looking for a man

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >send all instructors to die
    >abandoon enough military equipment in a week to equip multiple countries
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM MOOOOBILIZING

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bye bye pucciaN shills

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one look forward to hunting Russians from the comfort of my home as a volunteer uav operator.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE NATO PLEASE NUKE MOSCOW I FUCKING BEG YOU
    ook ook get in the trook

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what will mobilization give them? Will there be enough Mosins for every soldier?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And what will mobilization give them?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Da Comrade Putler! I am willing to die for Mother Russia! But will we receive our ration of Krokadil? I cannot assure my combat effectiveness without Krokadil.

        We will fight as long as the vodka and Korkadil allows, and so long as fresh twink anuses are provided for our Dedovshchina gangbangs. Thank you Putiler. My body is ready for the bullets of the enemy, my member is still for the bussy of my young countrymen!

        Z! Trust the plan!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But anon, unless you served, you ARE the twink anus for dedovshchina gangbang

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Da Comrade Putler! I am willing to die for Mother Russia! But will we receive our ration of Krokadil? I cannot assure my combat effectiveness without Krokadil.

        We will fight as long as the vodka and Korkadil allows, and so long as fresh twink anuses are provided for our Dedovshchina gangbangs. Thank you Putiler. My body is ready for the bullets of the enemy, my member is still for the bussy of my young countrymen!

        Z! Trust the plan!

        Is this your brain on Tsarebozhiye? Will Russia change their flag to the Pamyat society?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Will there be enough Mosins for every soldier?
      Don't be silly
      They'll get a stick and a rock, and they'll have to share the rock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was more than 200 days into the 3-day Special Military Operation and equipment was running short
      >A general mobilization was announced and Ivan was too poor to buy his way out, so he was conscripted
      >After two solid days of training, he was finally sent to the front
      >When he arrived, instead of a rifle and bayonet he was issued a broomstick with a piece of straw tied to the end
      >Blyat, he exclaimed, are you trying to hang noodles on my ears? Where is rifle?
      >This is all we have to give you comrade. Is just as good.
      >When you see enemy, just go Bang Bang Bang! Jab Jab Jab!
      >Ivan gets to the front and immediately is thrown into battle
      >He sees Ukrainians and starts going Bang Bang Bang! Jab Jab Jab!
      >To his amazement the Ukrainians fall down and don't get back up
      >Suddenly a Big Ukrainian appears, a giant of a man
      >Ivan goes Bang Bang Bang! Jab Jab Jab over and over but it has no effect
      >The last thing he hears as the Ukrainian runs over him is "Tank Tank Tank..."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        should've painted that broomstick red for more dakka, Ivan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch pic related, they will just have to pick up the rifle from the previous owner corpse . it's going to be fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rQWfw2I.jpg

      watch pic related, they will just have to pick up the rifle from the previous owner corpse . it's going to be fine

      one of my favorite russian copes wich were debunked during this shitshow is that that russia has enough equipment and actually didnt need to resort to human wave tactics. meanwhile in reality we saw on the 3rd day mosins and most soldiers only had 1/3 of standard issue gear

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they saw enemy at the gates and thought it was real too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      simple solution comrade

      out of every two people one gets a rifle, the other follows, when the man with the rifle gets killed, the other picks up the rifle and shoots

      just like grandpa

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry anon; by Oct-Nov Russia will have already lost.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck, fuck, fuck. Emigrants, how did you get out? Is it worth just trying to get a vacation visa and finding work and housing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you will die like those vatnigs from yesterdays vid. Shellshocked, in a muddy trench, ventilated by a TD guy that will joke later and wont even acknowledge you as a human. Cool perspective, you can just kys now.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demographics in Russia's peripheral regions are gonna get so fucked up after this, we might see whole communities go extinct

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I move into a siberian hamlet with several qts to repopulate?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What scrapyard junk left will the newly refreshed units be given??

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too late for any of that. Mobilizing in October-November means they'd be ready in February/March at the earliest. Meanwhile Ukraine will be 3-4 months into lend-lease.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, russian mobilization don't work that way. it's not NATO style mobilization where troops MUST be trained and equipped before throwing them in meatgrinder

      In Russia you just catch somebody, move him to front, give any gun and couple of ammo and send to fight.

      You don't need to train him or even feed him, his survival is completely in his hands. You just send such human waves and w8 until enemy ammo is depleted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This would destroy what's left of the front. To mobilize 2 million men you need to equip 2 million men, ammo, food, water, fuel etc. Let alone clothes and medical kits that are considered 'luxury'. The lines would last 1 Day, ukies would just need to wait for the inevitable starvation to set in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unless you do it WW2 style, where one vatnik got the gun and one got the ammo.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And they considered this Glorious.. man being born Russian is really bad luck.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Russia is a shithole because that's the way the Russians make it. Stop feeling bad for them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you are talking shit, even Girkin said that minimun 2-3 weeks would be enough for average conscript. Even this new battalion formed from drunks and old people got like a month of training before it was sent to war.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think 3 weeks is maybe a little less than you need to learn soldiering actually - pretty good for meatshield though.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh just come to Armenia or Georgia or Kazakhstan or anywhere else, I did back in March.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOBILIZATION INCOMING

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gloves status
      >Moist and ready to come off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IM GONNA MOOOOOOOBILIZE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're terrorists now?
      I thought they were nazi-garden gnomes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a reminder that technically war in Chechnya was "counter-terrorist operation" idk what would that change compared to current cituation

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Ukies at range where they can just blow up conscript transports moving towards Ukraine yet

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, I can't wait for hundreds of thousands of Russian zoomers and 50-year-olds to rush into Lend-Lease provided weapons and get turned into hamburger meat. The Marakov they have to share between three soldiers will really help.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Biden, give Ukrainians F-16s so they can mow down hordes of middle class Muscovites and St. Petersburgers and let Russia fall into a civil war

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to raise an eyebrow Russian friends, if you get conscripted there's a good chance you die, so might as well use that chance for death and try to change the system you're in

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine is removing their mines near Vuhledar
    >A counterassault is imminent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, Mariupol and Melitopol on the menu boys.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >telegraph an attack into Melitopol to split the Russian army in half
      >actually push into Moscow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >between september 6th and 10th
      >4000 KIA and 8000 WIA Ukies
      >people actually believe this
      what the fuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his source

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >telegraph an attack into Melitopol to split the Russian army in half
      >actually push into Moscow

      This is going to happen in the next few days, everyone's been calling it. From western independant observers and analysts, to fucking Girkin himself calling a second balakliya in the Vuhledar - Mariupol axis on saturday morning.
      They're going to cut the land bridge to Crimea, retake Mariupol, isolate Donbabwe from Crimea, retake Berdyansk and cut maritime supplies, push West on Melitopol, Enerhodar and directly threaten the south bank of the Dnipro and Kherson's defense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not only this, but they'll be able to fire Neptune's and Harpoons at the Black Sea Fleet in the Azov Sea. Neptune's will even be able to reach the southern tip of Crimea, though I'm not sure how well they can fly over Crimeas hilly terrain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone expecting melitopol
      >actually rolls to mariupol
      >azov flags flying on abrams
      PLEASE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would die of cooming

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHGG I want it to be true so bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very Dead Vatniks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukraine is removing their mines near Vuhledar
      >attacks elsewhere
      many such cases

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those 2/3 guys responding with love emojis
      Based, I hope they are the ones who get out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be Ukrainian minelayer
      >spend months meticulously putting down mines under Russian fire
      >finally finish
      >ya, we're gonna need you to clear the mines

      lamo

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not going lol
    what are they gonna do put me in jail? rather have jail fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're definitely gonna implement penal battalion, my bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fight or go against wall, what is choice, comrade?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My apologies your Supreme Electedness. But the execution wall was stolen yesterday and the conscripts have turned the bricks into drinking ethanol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WALL IS METAPHOR REEEEEE

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the Kaiser. He has to declare war immediatly!

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He's willing to sacrifice 13 million people, potentially 91 million for his single miserable life.

    Wow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the passive voice? The correct problem is that "13 million people, potentially 91 million" AREN'T FUCKING WILLING TO STAND UP TO A SINGLE MISERABLE OLD FOSSIL AND HIS BAND OF SHITTERS. Just overthrow the fucks. Stage a revolution. Ukraine is only the most RECENT example showing that freedom isn't free, from the USA on up everyone has had to fight for democracy and rule of law it didn't just spring into being by magic.

      The Russian people themselves are the problem, just going along with this shit. If Russia really does MOOOOBILIZE this time and everyone just submits instead of fighting back they deserve to be massacred.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russia needs to mobilize to hang the old Soviet Boomers ruining their lives. They're old potatoes, why don't the young simply lynch them?

        Putin will not hang though. He will run and be found hiding in a culvert. Then he will die of anus stabs in the gutter just like Quaddafi.

        I imagine he watches the Quaddafi butt stab video very often these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >russians
      >people

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the smell of off gloves in the morning

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Special decommunization operation is go.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Russia has to return:
      >their language, and especially their alphabet
      >all their industry
      >all their land
      by a similar logic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >their alphabet
        >angry Bulgarian noises

        And I honestly wouldn't put it past the Ukrainians to go full Latin alphabet. Kazachstan is doing it as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mongolia too. By 2025 they plan to have returned to Mongolian script.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and that's a good thing because Cyrillic was forcefully put in use in Mongolia by the soviet subhumans
            i for one congrats my fellow Mongolians for wanting to use their native alphabet
            t. an actual Bulgarian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1991
      >pre industrial
      krokodil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any attempt to penetrate the secured Zone will be punished by any means necessary. Patrols have the right to shoot on sight.
      >The Security Service of Ukraine is calling all right-minded and loyal citizens to collaborate with the authorities. Report all known cases of "Stalking." Do not let the looters hide behind your backs. They bring radioactive, unidentified items from the Zone that are highly dangerous for human health and life. Only with your help can we eliminate this hideous phenomenon. Do not put your lives and the lives of your families at risk for the sake of dubious profit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >post-apocalyptic games
      >plural
      The world outside the Zone in Stalker is perfectly normal in every interpretation of the setting, so only Metro really applies.
      Also gay normoid forgot hohols gave us based Men of War, Ultimate General and Cossacks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so only Metro really applies
        I hope it becomes reality for vatniks

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grow some balls. Fight back. The hippies did it in the 60s to get out of vietnam. Tell your stupid fat ugly russian women to stop idolizing dead military.

    Fun fact: 6 out of 10 russian children between the ages of 9 and 14 are HIV positive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fun fact: 6 out of 10 russian children between the ages of 9 and 14 are HIV positive.
      huh? this has to be bullshit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, it's on the internet so it must be true.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you survive in pic related without visiting nearby towns if you are a sheltered middle class petersburgovitch?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cannibalism, unironically. most russian city dwellers hate the outdoors with a passion and the only time they spend in the woods is when they go visit their rural family members or when they go to swim in some swamp in the summer. they wouldn't know how to start a fire, let alone set a trap or build a shelter. they don't even have the know-how to do so.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You probably wouldn't, but it depends on where exactly and how long you have to prepare. Best bet is probably to find an abandoned building somewhere and stock it full of canned food, flour, fuel for cooking, first aid stuff, etc. Living in a van might work if it actually drives where you need it to go.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple answer: You dont.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God that's some beautiful wilderness. Can we invade Russia and seize everything east of the Urals?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just invade canada instead

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's already a demographic ratio of 5 girls to 1 guy in ruzzia
    >soon the gap will be even bigger
    incel bros, this is a chance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that ratio is created by babushkas, but of course now that ratio will be improved across younger ages.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protip for you anon. The man with the rifle shoots, the man without the rifle follows. Pick up the rifle when you fellow soldier dies (or when you find a lootable soldier)

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not the first time this "rumour" had circulated. Putina would rather do a Hitler than moobilize

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's real. But it's not moobilisation. It's "anti-terrorist operation". Meaning a legalisation of the Ukrainian genocide. What we saw so far was Russia just giving in to its sub-animal nature, now they will actively try to be horrible.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay. There is a way to massively increase the odds of not dying in a war you don't want to fight but have no choice to get sent to.

    Here's what you do when you get sent to Ukraine:

    Once there wave a white flag, find nearest ukrainian unit, and surrender.

    You now get to live your life instead of dying a senseless death for Putin and his Oligarch cronies.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to grab nail clipper. Christ it was anoying when I had to live for a few weeks without one.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they captured Superman, it's over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Red Son was real
      >Kryptonite and Krokodil have same effect

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moobolising is too late. Even if you sent a hundred thousand (unmotivated alcoholics) men to the front the ukes would just have perfect satellite Intel and they would get blow apart by artillery

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I don't have any evidences but...

    Garbage thread with 100+ replies.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we are going back to WWII, are those guy gonna get meth as part of the basic kit ?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they just take a holiday trip here and swim over to poland at 3 in the morning or something?

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Girkin's face if russia did moooobilise and still get wrecked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      two more feints and Putins going to feint out of Moscow to beyond the urals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would probably kill himself, unironically.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shame, I really want to see him spend the last 20-30 years of his life going insane in a shithole concrete prison somewhere in Ukraine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Dutch would also like to see him imprisoned, moot point though as if the Ukrainians captured him they would almost certainly execute him on the spot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Dutch would also like to see him imprisoned

            What'd he done against them?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno if he was talking about Girkin or Putler, however since the russians shot down malaysian passenger plane full of dutch tourists I'd imagine they still hold a grudge?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah right, makes sense

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I truly just hope we get WWIII so redditors are being vaporized. That is all I wish for in regards to WWIII.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch World War III on pay TV
      >Television can be such a thrill
      >Sitting home in your chair
      >Watch the boys over there
      >Charging across your TV screen
      >Getting blowen to smithereens

      >Watch World War III on pay TV
      >If you want to keep the kids at home
      >They'll be glued to their sets
      >Watching rockets and jets
      >Blowing up schools and factories
      >Putting an end to the birds and bees

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats an excellent channel btw

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will crawl under your bed space or cupboard if you let me in and dont tell anyone ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Memes aside, if you are in Russia and male and with a heartbeat then I advise getting the fuck out toot fookin' sweet. The window is closing (unironically).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, history is littered with poor bastards who had already decided to leave when things got "bad enough" only to find when that point was reached they could no longer escape.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my friend's wife is russian, his dad is a vatnik ish in moscow
        I hope he;s too old to get drafted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My wife is Russian and if I have to pay a huge bribe to get her brother or my nephew over the Georgian border I'm going to be pissed.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >russia commits to general mobilisation
    >barely arm or train conscripts, just send them to front lines
    >mass desertions
    >ukraine overwhelmed by humanitarian crisis, can't possibly feed and house the new POWs
    >ukraine collapses
    4D chess tovarisch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will the conscripts even be able to get to the front lines to desert if Ukraine can just blow them up in transit with HIMARS?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >POWs
      Nice assumption

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All political, economical and military elites of any country should be in prison indefinitely. We should all just take Ecstasy and be happy 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Russians would surely revolt, right? There's no way there are THIS complacent and submissive.

    Uke Ukrainians ousted their corrupt government by force in 2014 during the Euromaidan because they went against the popular wishes of the people of wanting to join the EU and not being Russia's bitch, and you're telling me Russians won't even protest after 50,000 of their children are dead and many tens of thousands more are wounded or maimed?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're about to find out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The anti-war people have been gulaged since 2009 and a lot of the remaining ones tried to flee at the start of 2022 (literal hundreds of thousands of the most productive members of Russian society). Those that remain are indeed cowed and more importantly - outnumbered and disarmed. Currently you can just shoot a man in Rostov, claim they were anti-war and get acquited.
      The only danger to Putin comes from the rabid vatniks he has cultivated.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Russia can't mobilize, they don't have the equipment.
    2. Russia can't mobilize, they can't feed or dress their troops.
    3. Russia can't mobilize, they don't have time to train conscripts.

    Every time you hear some blithering fucktard mentioning the words "mobilize" and "Russia" in the same sentence, feel free to slap them around like a bitch and explain these simple facts to them. If this is online, then it's almost certainly a glavset hooker pushing yet another retarded talking point that cannot happen. Other hits include: nazis, nukes, biolabs, reddit battalion, "the good troops haven't arrived yet," etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not having equipment or food never stopped russia from mobilizing before. They will just have a bunch of half naked people at the front lines without equipment. Again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not having equipment or food never stopped russia from mobilizing before.
        Of course it has you fucking trained chimp, you can't even begin the process unless you want to walk millions of naked, unarmed gopniks across the border to be mowed down by artillery. Fucking think.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you dont think thats the kind of shit Russia has done in the past im just gonna have to laugh at you. I mean fuck they LITERALLY just did that shit this year in this fucking war. There isnt much difference between driving assholes in with outdated pieces of shit tanks to get blasted and doing it on foot. Not to mention the literal fucking unarmored CIVILIAN vehicles they are using. If you dont think Putin will just give a bunch of assholes a knife and tell them to march on you have some hard news to take coming soon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a knife
            they probably (most likely) still have a few million Soviet kalashnikovs in storage

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then why are they handing out Moist Nuggets?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                blyat, you got me there

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're just a camo draped thug deep inside friendly lines, tasked with keeping the civilian populace at a nice baseline of subtle fear and not expected to face the actual enemy, "a gun" will go a long way. That said, it's still fucking sad that the cheap "a gun" is a fucking nugget instead of a vintage spec AKM or something that they 120% likely still have stockpiled in the gorillions, that's just a whole another level of cheapassery.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They may also be concerned about the loyalty of the Lugandans and Donbabweans they’ve drafted. Would rather give them a nugget and not take the risk of handing someone an AKM

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >risk of handing someone an AKM
                Why, might put them on equal fighting capability as their standing army or might encourage them to become the nu-staše?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean fuck they LITERALLY just did that shit this year in this fucking war.
            Oh no, nononono, cunt. They were equipped, they had artillery, armor, a working air force, fuel and everything they needed to roflstomp Kyiv. They sold the fuel, they wasted the ammo on civilian targets, they fucked up SEAD so bad the Ukrainians are flying sorties 7 months later.
            Now they don't have fuckall but museum grade shit. And you somehow want them to both mobilize millions of people and be a credible threat.
            If you think millions of half dead morons with knives and AIDS warrant the reaction that abject dumb fuck in the op is feigning, you should consider seeking a cliff.
            And yes, I am fucking mad. Fuck you.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They were equipped, they had artillery, armor, a working air force, fuel and everything they needed to roflstomp Kyiv. They sold the fuel, they wasted the ammo on civilian targets, they fucked up SEAD so bad the Ukrainians are flying sorties 7 months later.

              Or it was all a giant fucking posture move and they didnt have a fucking thing that was remotely useful and nobody had the training or planning to actually use if if they did have it and botched the whole fucking thing. They had "equipment" which was substandard ill maintained and falling apart that was operated by people that were never effectively trained in its use and led by people that didnt know what the fuck they were doing.

              They were not supplied with what they needed. That is my fucking point. You can cry all you want about they actually had all they needed but they wasted it but the simple truth is if they were properly supplied they COULD waste quite a bit of munitions and supplies on dumb shit since in order to actually push for and maintain a war you MUST have a generous supply of reserves to keep the fight going. Russia didnt have that and when their actual equipment shit the bed from never being maintained they started rolling in with fucking minivans. That alone proves they were never properly equipped or supplied. No matter how much you fucking cry about it that simple fact will never change.

              The simple fact is that Russia had an expeditionary force and thats it. That was their entire army. That alone is not being equipped.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      It would be hilarious if we ended up in opposite cituation compared to start of the war with Ukraine having equip, and Russia having numbers.
      >2
      Feed?
      >3
      2 weeks is enouh comrade. You can learn how to run and duck.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and Russia having numbers.
        Numbers of what, pedestrians? What the fuck are they supposed to do, walk to Ukraine and throw rocks?
        What the fuck did your parents even do?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dig trenches and sit in them so Ukraine wouldn't be able to just break through 1-2 lines and realize that there are no more defenders

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But breaking through such "defense" would be as easy as if it wasn't there in the first place.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >so Ukraine wouldn't be able to just break through
            Why, a bunch of frozen corpses in a ditch aren't going to stop shit. And how are you even going to get them there in the first place? Your shit for brains is fucked backwards, you lame cunt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If we've learned anything from commercial drone footage during this war is that Russians dig pathetic trenches that are easily bombed by the drones themselves.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, you've got to love it, they dig straight trenches instead of zig-zagging like normal armies do. They do it literally because that's the Russian way, causing catastrophic losses by simple shelling.
              These animals were trained wrong, as a joke. You'd feel sorry for them if they didn't rape babies as sport.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > 2 weeks is enough time to train Russian soldiers

        Seek help.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All they have know is how to get shot while running though, or maybe droned while shitting in a field - pretty basic stuff really.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Issue is that Putin doesn’t care and will send a bunch of untrained kids in tracksuits to get slaughtered by the thousands.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How, cockbreath? How the fuck is he going to send them at all? Think about the logistics and time needed to get millions of people to Ukraine from Irkutsk and beyond without them starving to death in the process.
        The meth dream of Russia mobilizing shit is completely misconstrued and based on little beyond brain damage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never said it would work. But he’s going to try to save face and it is going to be a massive fucking shitshow.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I never said it would work.
            The OP sure fucking did, pretending to be scared and crying for help. If you don't agree with them, then stop jumping into arguments like an opinionated lady.
            Russia can't mobilize in any effective shape. Additionally, the day that fucking monkey announces a full mobilization, Moscow is going to explode with riots. They love their riots over there.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who is this Joseph Gribble looking motherfucker?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just your typical aryan

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Is of fine comrade, sergei will figure it out"
          "Yes putin, my men will get on it"
          "Da Sergei, I will put my best majors on the job"
          "Alright guys, lets get our lieutenants to work"

          repeat until we actually get to the bottom, and come deadline what is left of Rusguardia will herd a bunch of teenagers through tree-week-wonder school and march them to the border, even if they have to use fucking boxcars, literally have to take citizen's cars or fucking actually march them there. They will actually give them fucking WWII era trash, or failing that scraps taken from society at large that at least resembles kit. Them using track suits isn't off the fucking table I'd say.

          If nothing else this war has shown me that the Russians have an impressively massive willingness to say they need to do something, wait till too late and then bumblefuck through it anyhow, if only to fall flat in the mud.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised at the number of people that don't understand the concept of "It's not the cost of acquisition, it's the maintenance."
      > Boats
      > Fast cars
      > Women
      > Airplanes
      > Vacation homes
      > Armies
      > Tanks
      > Fighter jets
      ... and other complex materiel. I realize now this applies to warmaking as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3. Russia can't mobilize, they don't have time to train conscripts.
      The training time is a few days to 3 weeks these days. They don't care. Just throw more meat into the grinder.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw know some American who works for the MIC who thinks Russia is totally right in this war and Ukraine bad
    >tfw he thinks Russia could MOOBILISE and it'll all be fine
    He isn't dumb but I dunno how to explain to him they struggled to deal with 200,000 troops in terms of supply.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spoiler alert: your buddy is a drooling retard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is in this regard. He also agreed with the latest TV show where they said they should be prepared to fight for decades in Ukraine until the Nazi regime is 'liquidated'. It's insanity. I just hope they are absolutely raped when lend lease kicks in.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >source: Yakutia National Liberation Front
    lmao

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't provide logistics for the force that was there
    >thinks they can mobilize at all

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry rusbro, if they draft you I promise I'll volunteer to the front just to kill you personally, hope that'll make it better for you.
    t. ukie

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >russia mobilization
    >land lease kicks in
    >millions of dead russians for zero gains
    Please.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have land lease already? What tech are they getting now?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "test" stuff to see if they can properly handle it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lend-lease was signed in May, but it doesn't go into effect until October starts. Everything up to this point has been completely free NATO hand-me-downs.

        https://news.yahoo.com/lend-lease-model-yet-established-094431773.html

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about you, for once in a life, take care of your own problems instead of blaming us for them. Can't wait to see you rolling around to comedy music in a hilarious drone webm, OP

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My sources in the Kremlin tell me just now Putin is getting gangbanged by gay NATO morons
    Unfortunately I don't have any proof but the info is good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any reports on the condition of his asshole? is it holding?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are conflicting reports
        The MoD claims it's holding just fine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eyebrows raised. The asshole is clenching.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eyebrow(1): sardonically raised;
        rectum: clenched;
        dicks: trapped.
        It's kotel time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By now it's a pretty "elastic" defense.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should have thought of that before choosing to be born in the Russian Federation

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe it gonna happen. The Revolution of 1917 happened because soldiers have returned from front WITH WEAPONS. Right now it's hard to get good weapons generally in Russia. But if Putin go for mobilisation alot of people will got weapons, and many of them can be opposition to his power who just wait for chance like it. It's as well can be second revolution especially if Ukies continue to win.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what falls first: Lysychansk, Horlivka, or Kherson? Rubizhne is also a consideration I guess but they haven’t pressed that far northeast yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there still Russian units even in Lysychansk?

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russians thrown into the winter with no winter gear, no support and minimal ammunition
    >having to survive by leeching the heat from their burned out MTLBs
    >selling their ass to advancing BTGs for a can of beans
    >getting mistaken for donbabweans and raped for a can of beans by retreating BTGs
    >trench foot, toes falling off
    >some guy in a heated office three hundred kilometers away is waiting until you shit to drop a grenade on you by drone
    >shit is frozen solid anyway, he can wait
    >starve to death since no can opener
    If you appear here in a webm I'm going to laugh, beware of ladas with a sunroof.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL die for Putler and you WILL be happy

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely have no fucking idea what Putin is doing and I don't think he does either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It begins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, what does monke need MORE populace surpression forces for? He already has Rosgvardia and nobody has guns in Russia anyways

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosgvardia
        they were sent into fucking Ukraine
        they were some of the units sent to Kyiv, they commited fucking warcrimes before being BTFO by TDF and sparse SF
        Then they got "regrouped" into being sent to hold order in the captured areas, they were probably some of the first fuckers to rout during the breakthrough lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russian command cannot send new units to Ukraine*

      FTFY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they pull some big brain move like putting soldiers on those four huge landing ships cruising the black sea and try to storm Odesa.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it be like stalingrad where only a third of the "armed" forces will have some sort of firearm?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Пpизнaкoв нeoбхoдимocти пpoвeдeния вoeннoй мoбилизaции в Poccии нa фoнe cитyaции нa Укpaинe, кaк и ввeдeния вoeннoгo пoлoжeния в cтpaнe, нeт, зaявил глaвa кoмиccии Coвфeдa пo зaщитe гoccyвepeнитeтa Aндpeй Климoв.
    So no, there is no moooobilisation. Of course, Russia ALSO said they weren't going to invade Ukraine so this is an utterly worthless announcement. Clearly sparked because of 'rumours' like above.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Russia denies it
      So it's all but confirmed?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which is what I said, yeah. It is clearly to prevent people panicking and fleeing to the nations that still accept Russians.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the tactical advantage of not responding with nukes to direct attacks on your territory by an enemy you are at war with?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Issue is when you use a nuke, it is over. Two things happen.

      1. Nobody does anything, they wag their finger at you. This has essentially given all nuclear powers carte blanche to do whatever they want. UK invades Ireland. China invades Taiwan. Pakistan invades Afghanistan. Nukes are used for territory grabs. Non-nuclear powers rush to get the nuke before their neighbours they have beef with. Nukes fly everywhere

      2. Nuclear capable powers respond by nuking Russia, because a rogue nuclear state is a threat to the existence of the world. This shows that use of nuclear weapons for land grabs won't be allowed

      2a. Conventional war is declared to denuclearise Russia. Russia has already used a nuclear weapon so will likely do it again against their new foes. So USA et al are nuked and then nuke back. This is why I haven't separated them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        China has the most leverage here I think.
        Situation a) China IMMEDIATELY condemns Russia. This could be possible because china seems to ride high on the nuclear taboo train. This would give russia zero wiggle room against a retaliatory attack. China controls north korea who would probably be one of the biggest rogue states capable of delivering a nuclear strike, and I imagine at this point even India and Pakistan would side with the US-China condemnation.
        Situation b) China goes to bat for russia and immediately says they respect the decision of russia to defend their sovereignty. This would fuck anyone from a retaliatory attack because if you try to nuke russia back or invade them on the ground now you’re just “attacking them for no reason” from their point of view and who knows what the hell would happen then. This is possible because china likes being a wild card and their proximity to russia might make them want to play middle man

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly why do you think we will consider the viewpoints of China, Pakistan and India if they deside to go pants on head retarded? They dont matter, only the West says and decides whats going to happen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          none of this is going to happen but damn imagine the timeline where the US and China team up to drop munitions all over the motherland and nuke strategic targets just for the sake of taming a retarded neighbor who went gung ho with their own nukes. I think at that point russia would go scorched planet policy and fire away at anyone and everyone (hence why this isn’t going to happen, and why they won’t nuke anyone in the first place just over 2 little oblasts/crimea)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the tactical advantage of smoking near ammo depot?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not inviting a Gulf-War tier response from the UN, complete with US Ass-ravaging of Russia and possible retaliatory nuclear deployment, to which no one but you will object because you've just broken Nuclear Taboo.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moscow Times:
    The Duma called for full mobilization to defeat Ukraine

    Mikhail Sheremet, a member of the State Duma Security Committee, said that without announcing a general mobilization Russia will not be able to "win" the war with Ukraine.

    According to him, the Russian society should consolidate. Right now, some citizens are "idly spending time" because the war does not concern them in any way and is going on "somewhere out there," Sheremet told Ura Ru.

    In his opinion, without complete mobilization and putting the economy on a war footing, there will be no proper results.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daz rite putler jugend, it's your turn to die on the front now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >Пpизнaкoв нeoбхoдимocти пpoвeдeния вoeннoй мoбилизaции в Poccии нa фoнe cитyaции нa Укpaинe, кaк и ввeдeния вoeннoгo пoлoжeния в cтpaнe, нeт, зaявил глaвa кoмиccии Coвфeдa пo зaщитe гoccyвepeнитeтa Aндpeй Климoв.
      So no, there is no moooobilisation. Of course, Russia ALSO said they weren't going to invade Ukraine so this is an utterly worthless announcement. Clearly sparked because of 'rumours' like above.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the Duma shitheads get mobilized and sent in as the first wave armed with nothing but a moist nugget

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw living in NATO aligned country
    >tfw watching RU citizens realizing they might get drafted
    >tfw know they're probably gonna get blown up
    Well, try not to end up in another webm, bud.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whole load of shills in here dreaming crazy stories. WW3 will be won by Russia. And Ukraine will stay shelled and bombed for as long as it takes to get it split into 2 pieces.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't beat Ukraine
      >will win WW3 somehow

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