Fire at Russian MoD. The Smooker has struck again.

Fire at Russian MoD. The Smooker has struck again.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/24/europe/fire-moscow-ministry-defense-intl/index.html

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is just the Russian minister of defense committing suicide
    nothing to see

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Priggo seething at Putin, Shogiu and Gerasimov non stop
      >"Captures" bakhmut
      >Taking his mercs to "Africa"
      >wouldn't it be bad if there was a revolution right about now? funny thought haha

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally mad right now but not dumb unlike the Russian minister of Science and Higher Educations
        Who needs to get sick so suddenly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >46
          >dies from mystery illness

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poisoning on flights is a cherished FSB tradition. Politkovskaya, Navalny(like three times)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            46 is ancient in russia

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Priggo seething at Putin, Shogiu and Gerasimov non stop
          >"Captures" bakhmut
          >Taking his mercs to "Africa"
          >wouldn't it be bad if there was a revolution right about now? funny thought haha

          Someone needs to get a message to Wagner offering western support for a revolt, leak the messages to Russia while spoofing fake responses from priz which suggest he supports getting rid of Putin and then leak messages to priz that Putin is aware of his plan to revolt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prigozhin says 20,000 killed
      >Demented Biden says 100,000
      lol. lmao.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Demented Biden says 100,000
        that's 100k casualties vatnik

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, Russia can declare war on Ukraine and start conscripting the general populace with no restraint
    The liberation war or whatever (Great Patriotic War, I had to Google it) will have a sequel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally, Russia can declare war on Ukraine and start conscripting the general populace with no restraint
      They could have this entire time but chose not to

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone left the electric kettle on the stove again didn't they?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they tried to microwave some doshirak without adding water

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samovar tipped over.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stage another false drone attack
    >your defense is supposed to shoot it down
    >wreck crashes into the Russian MoD
    >sets the building on fire

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another tea pot incident?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a nothinburger
    How is Bakhmut doing though?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 year, 3 months and 1 day into the De-Cartellization Operation in Mexico
      >Fire breaks out in the Pentagon, DoD denies anything happened

      Still holding, turns out Priggy lied again LMAO!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      great, killed and maimed 50 thousand gayners

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe its schizo but my first though that its cuz Putin is demanding documents to show receipts. There is a fire in that exact room.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first time I've felt excitement

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So someone got burnt on a balcony?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what's the message? Monke wants to NOOK so western glowies burn his ministries? I don't get it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the message being sent is that the people in charge of actually making it happen are going "Frick this shit, I'm out" and leaving Monke to seethe as no one really wants to become shadows on the wall for him.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Across the pond, General Milley is being replaced with General Brown, perhaps on ground of Milley making political statements about being left wing, thinking it is hurting recruiting. By all measures, General Brown would be less political off the bat by being a new appointment, and not as liberal or left leaning. Even patriotic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It will take a bit of time before Milley is taken out of power and Brown is put into place. Then he will be the top senior military advisor to Biden.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you ok, Anon?
              I'm not entirely sure this has anything to do with what I actually said...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro milley's term is up in October, that's literally it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fire on a balcony
        They're grilling shashlyk. I remember when my dad burned down our balcony trying to grill shashlyk and insulation caught fire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ax7w6OV.jpg

      "The thing behind the thing" and "the medium is the message" are the new "the ass is in the ass" for me. It's like vatniks on postmodernism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ax7w6OV.jpg

      everything is understood
      the thing is behind the thing
      the ass of course is in the ass

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    never believe anything you hear about russians until they themselves deny it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >until they themselves deny it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, we have the answer. Aurora Borealis.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In this part of the country?
          At this time of year?
          Localised entirely within the russian ministry of defence?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              May I see it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >46
    >dies from mystery illness

    Underwear poisoners strike again!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope nothing happens to Shoigu. Imagine how this would've gone down had someone competent been in charge of the Russian MoD.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if by some miracle they manage to procure an honest, skilled and patriotic replacement for Marshal Plywood, what is he even able to do with the entire structure of the ministry being corrupt and the army being compromised of barely trained mobiks equipped with cold war gear?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was stormshadow acting without the use of MALDs. Crazy how effective it is

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys all moronic, they are just destroying documents. They got spooked by the free russians actually gaining land, so they pre-emptively destroy any evidence against themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they pre-emptively destroy any evidence against themselves.
      Were that their goal they'd need to burn moscow to the ground.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://edition.cnn.com/2023/05/24/europe/fire-moscow-ministry-defense-intl

    Russia has denied reports of a fire at its Ministry of Defense building in central Moscow, according to state news agency TASS, after the agency cited emergency services saying that a blaze had broken out on the balcony.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to see here! Everything is fine!

      THERE IS NO PANIC!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just all the staff having a smoke break

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