I don't think I've heard about a female soldier deploying anywhere in gwot and NOT becoming a desert queen/morale specialist.
Itt: vets share stories of the exceptions to the rule, and the stereotypes. When and where did you deploy, what was your experience?
Anybody deployed to Afghanistan in 19-20, on the trail end of the war?
I was there 16-17
You will never see a female medal of honor from the Iraq war or afghan war with any relevant combat story.
No kidding. And I've heard quite a bit of pushback around them earning CIBs too. Has a female been awarded one?
A female marine LCPL drank 11 sprites in one sitting at the DFAC on fob Payne in 2011. She did it on a date to see how much she could chug. She pretty much tanked them in 20 minutes belching frequently
Hero
I had a threesome with an airforce drone pilot and her cuck husband
Story
Frick off cuck gay.
Anons, post more stories of females burping or farting in the military
>Driver is a 5'0 mexican girl
>doing a commex waiting to roll out
>driver farts
>make fun of her for the next 2 hours over internal comms
That’s hot. Thanks these stories really get me going
Remember when this board was for weapon hobbyists to share their interest and not a hugbox for government employees to b***h about mopping floors and getting yelled at by mean DI's?
No
>muh board has changed
Go frick yourself with a blunt dagger.
Have sex milcel
How long ago are we talking? I remember a thread with the same theme in 2014. Shit was funny as frick and people actually posted stories about those bawds.
Female Engagement Team - FET - actually stands for Fricking Every Tabber. Funny how the cool guys got hot broads to hang out with them but line units got frickall. Green weenie strikes again lmao
>I don't think I've heard about a female soldier deploying anywhere in gwot and NOT becoming a desert queen/morale specialist.
and you're not going to, because all women are stupid prostitutes especially ones in the military
>t. OIF army 2006, female MPs and medics attached to us
I feel like fob life medical females were practically comfort women, like it wouldn't have been that big of a change if the army provided them specifically for that purpose lol.
Eastern Afghanistan 18-20, the attached medical females were passed around like gratuitously. I still have a folder of pics from the morale drive. Anybody else relate?
I used to have a long ass green text story about my 2004 reserve unit deployment to Kuwait. Someone made a compilation image of women in the military stories and mine was in there.
Female cops are the same way. And emergency dispatchers. They get passed around like a peacepipe in a teepee.
It's because they were never put in danger.
the american people aren't ready for a female soldier to get captured by some horny jihadis
>rolling down MSR in the turret
>see single striker convoy
>see inside turret as we pass
>female soldier, facing the wrong way, shoving a sandwich in it's mouth, must have weighed 300 lbs
>farmy takes massive casualties that day, including a "lost convoy"
It’s obvious that you made this up in its entirety
I was in Afghanistan in 2011-2012. My platoon lived out of an ANP hq compound for the first couple of months. it was just us and 4 female cooks attached to us with a kitchen unit. One of those girls was married to a Marine who was currently deployed to Kuwait. She fricked 3 of my platoon mates. After we left, she fricked the unit that came after us and apperently caused a fight and command had her relocated to another part of the province. After we returned, she was flirting with the new joes who arrived to our unit.
Helmand Province, 2017.
>not my platoon but another one in my company
>about 6 km deep into a dismounted patrol
>token female starts complaining that her hips hurt and is slowing down the entire patrol
>249AB has to take the THOR from her and carry it along with the saw ammo
>they form an ORP to take a break and eat
>bit later, they get up and get ready to continue
>female is lying on ground crying, says she can't get up
>despite carrying nothing other than her basic combat load
>they had to call a nearby mounted patrol to deviate and come pick her ass up and take her back to base
>chain of command congratulates her for "pushing herself" even though she fricked everyone and made them carry her share
>got pregnant and got sent home a couple weeks later
she was among the first female combat engineers in our unit, and one of the many reasons I didn't reenlist.
>PRT Feyzabad in 05
>Kommando Spezialkräfte has separate area in the camp, access limited
>Oberst Baierl takes command
>brings in the hottest legal teen anyone in the camp has seen for a year plus
>stories go around that she takes it in all holes and is frequently gang banged by KSK operators
>some low life perv from facility management thinks he can get some too
>barges into her room at night, drunk
>is it rape time?
>Certainly not, she pulls her P8 on him
>next day she is being sent home
>a day later the almost rapist is almost beaten to death
>KSK ends MOLT mission, hands it over to Fallschirmjäger
That’s the only story I know of a woman in the armed forces. The Czech psyop girl who was also a total slam pig. Disgusting.
I also don’t know what these idiots in command are thinking, bringing girls into a camp of men that haven’t smelled pussy for over 300 days.