fat soldiers

why don't they let fats in the army??? i never see any fats in the ukrainian army or russian or chinese what gives?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stone
    fricking caveman weight unit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a "stone?"
      Go somewhere else you toothless bongoloid.

      Yeah, I mean, what kind of spastic moron would insist on using some esoteric unit used in one country and nowhere else when there is an internationally accepted system of units used by everyone else?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much the only job that pays you not to be fat.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a "stone?"
    Go somewhere else you toothless bongoloid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >stone
      fricking caveman weight unit

      1 stone = 14 lbs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >28 stone
    that's approximately 1,458 cheeseburgers for our american posters

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >28 Stone

    Reminds me of

    >OI ITS 5 BONG!!!

    What makes Britain so whimsical? Is it the lack of sunlight and dentistry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the inbreeding. Got to keep it lighthearted and fun when everyone's your third cousin at the very least & Bob's your uncle.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does one get accepted into boot camp weighing nearly 400 lbs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro the average weight in the UK these days is well over 600 lbs

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >or russian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God it cracks me up every time I see it
      You just know he had to get that uniform custom-made

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know I was going to say it's probably not a real uniform, because he's wearing normal ass shoes.

        Then I remembered it's Russia.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish they'd put General Chonkergeddon in command

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        General Chonkergeddon... destroyer of Ural suspensions and Mi-8 engines... I kneel...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i never see any fats in the ukrainian army or russian or chinese what gives?
    Too poor to afford food to get fat. That's why being fat is a status symbol in Chiner, and you see old fat guys with their guts hanging out flexing on the other peasants.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are fatties in the Ukrainian Army, but they're mainly in the Territorial Defense Force as opposed to the regular army.

    When you're locked in an existential war for national survival, even a fatass can stand guard at a checkpoint or in a pinch, be used to back up the regular army when the Russians send one horde of mobiks too many.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite president
      This obese oaf doesn't suck dick HE EATS DICKS

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >28 stone
    >bit shy of 180kg
    What the actual frick

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 400 pounds
    what

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