fat soldiers

why don't they let fats in the army??? i never see any fats in the ukrainian army or russian or chinese what gives?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stone
    fucking caveman weight unit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is a "stone?"
      Go somewhere else you toothless bongoloid.

      Yeah, I mean, what kind of spastic retard would insist on using some esoteric unit used in one country and nowhere else when there is an internationally accepted system of units used by everyone else?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much the only job that pays you not to be fat.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is a "stone?"
    Go somewhere else you toothless bongoloid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stone
      fucking caveman weight unit

      1 stone = 14 lbs

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 stone
    that's approximately 1,458 cheeseburgers for our american posters

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 Stone

    Reminds me of

    >OI ITS 5 BONG!!!

    What makes Britain so whimsical? Is it the lack of sunlight and dentistry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the inbreeding. Got to keep it lighthearted and fun when everyone's your third cousin at the very least & Bob's your uncle.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does one get accepted into boot camp weighing nearly 400 lbs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro the average weight in the UK these days is well over 600 lbs

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >or russian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God it cracks me up every time I see it
      You just know he had to get that uniform custom-made

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know I was going to say it's probably not a real uniform, because he's wearing normal ass shoes.

        Then I remembered it's Russia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish they'd put General Chonkergeddon in command

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        General Chonkergeddon... destroyer of Ural suspensions and Mi-8 engines... I kneel...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i never see any fats in the ukrainian army or russian or chinese what gives?
    Too poor to afford food to get fat. That's why being fat is a status symbol in Chiner, and you see old fat guys with their guts hanging out flexing on the other peasants.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are fatties in the Ukrainian Army, but they're mainly in the Territorial Defense Force as opposed to the regular army.

    When you're locked in an existential war for national survival, even a fatass can stand guard at a checkpoint or in a pinch, be used to back up the regular army when the Russians send one horde of mobiks too many.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >garden gnome president
      This obese oaf doesn't suck dick HE EATS DICKS

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 stone
    >bit shy of 180kg
    What the actual fuck

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 400 pounds
    what

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