Fuck these retarded ass gamer guns!!! NO TRUE BADASS HITMAN WOULD USE BLINGED OUT 1911s WITH RED ACCENTS!!!!
Keep your gamer gun trash in your competitions.
The real John Wick rocks a bren 2 with a bayonet or a 308 lmt. Not some gamer trash
That shit pisses me off so much
And he also wouldn't use a 1911 that shit is retarded he would probably use an FN 5.7 or Glock 17
The fist movie was so much better without Taran. The 416 is much more in line with what we want to see John Wick blowing peoples heads off with.
The directors must think these gamer guns are aesthetic but they are peak uglieness. True aesthetics would be seeing him run an AK
John Wick is 3 gun: the movie and always has been. Return to your weighted blanket.
The first one wasn't
It was also ridiculous and over the top. Go watch the terminal list or something.
If they are going to make him run a 1911 at least make it jam all the time and make him unironically talk about its stopping power or something.
Im just gonna finish reading fry the brain
It's a 9mm 2011 stupid
gay
Go suck off Mike Glover or something. Don't forget to thank him for his service.
Are you trying to prove that you are super gay??
Hey man. You're the one fantasizing about big boy operators. More power to you.
you're the one telling me to give blowjobs to men
Since you aren't trying to refute my previous statement, you might as well actualize your desire.
I live in Utah ill blow you tonight if u want
i have gastro intestinal parasites tho so no rimming.
higs guns are fucking ugly. No trained killer is going to be running around with a purple 2011
No thanks, I'm straight.
>fry the brain
What a shitty book
The stories are cool but that's about it. Everything else is a bizarre mix of fuddlore and gecko
Im just getting back into reading would love some recomendations
For PrepHole related
>Storm of Steel
>What they carried
>One Soldier's war in Chechnya
Those are really the only good PrepHole books I've read but then again I don't read much other than dry academic stuff
*The Things They Carried*
You're right thank you
matterhorn is 10x better than the things they carried. the things they carried is just the author being a whiny gay
Is Heart of Darkness PrepHole?
Tom Smith "Easy Target" about scout helo pilots in Vietnam. Turbo crazy motherfuckers with super cool toys.
only 1911s that jam are clanked together by malnourished filipinos or not fit at all (in which case you're literally buying an unfinished product)
where does this meme that 1911s malfunction all the time come from. I've literally never had my 1911 jam.
Shit 1911s can jam. I shot a colt series 80 in .38 super last weekend and it jammed twice in 50 rounds.
>Go watch the terminal list or something.
not that different really, carr's books are gearfapping and he likes taran stuff
Yeah this. It got way too ridiculous in 2 and 3
The immense amount of plot armor for that one scene in 2 where he puts on a shotgun belt that was pre staged in the catacombs turned me off that shit. Lmao not one guy is gonna charge him while he's hiding behind an ass crack in the wall too busy setting up to show off his smoking sick quad loads for all of one minutes worth of shotgun use is fucking hilarious to me.
When he throws his AR at the guy.....
IDK what it is about hollywood but the protaganists never pick up ARs and they are super quick to use mele weapons or handguns over rifles probably cause hollywood is pozzed
>Dumb-fun action movie about ex-assassin taking down an international crime syndicate because some peon killed his dog, in a world where a secret society of assassins control everything from businesses, to the police, governments, and more across the entire globe.
>The sequels were too ridiculous
You sure about that?
>in a world where a secret society of assassins control everything from businesses, to the police, governments, and more across the entire globe.
The sequels are what brought this in and focused on it though.
It was very clearly the case in the first movie with the police officer leaving John be despite there being dead bodies and blood all over his house, the same-day dead body removal service, everyone paying each other with special golden tokens, the hotel and their chivalrous rules on killing.. I know it wasn't the focus, but it doesn't change that the entire movie's premise and world were ridiculous to begin with.
That is completely wrong. The World Health Organization (WHO) is a specialized agency of the United Nations (UN) that acts as a coordinating authority on international public health. Established on April 7, 1948, with headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland, the agency inherited the mandate and resources of its predecessor, the Health Organization, which was an agency of the League of Nations.
https://www.un.org/en/global-issues/health
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The first movie didn't have a secret society of assassins though, nor was it worldwide. That was introduced in the later movies.
>the police officer leaving John be despite there being dead bodies and blood all over his house
>the same-day dead body removal service
He's a retired hitman for the Russian mob. Large gangs paying off cops isn't unheard of, and as for the body removal, Pulp Fiction featured a similar service.
>everyone paying each other with special golden tokens, the hotel and their chivalrous rules on killing.
This is the only thing particularly strange, but it's kept mysterious in the first movie and only really gets ridiculous when they drop the mysteriousness and start elaborating on it in the later movies.
>when they drop the mysteriousness
movies should never do this. it's always a mistake.
what are you talking about? the continental was in the first movie too
I have not watched a single John wick movie
My life is better because of that
You should watch the first, and ignore the rest of them. The first movie is a great revenge movie that, while over the top, takes the time to remind you that John Wick is still human and has limits. The later movies just turn John Wick into a gun themed superhero.
Perhaps I shall watch it this weekend. I've been behind on pop culture for 20 years and I'm not even 30
No, don't, it's trash. The story is shit in every single way. If you don't care about that but want some high speed low drag "realistic" action then maybe you'll like it
I saw all 3 and hated them. They were way too violent/graphic. Don't get me wrong, I watch action movies all the time, but when John grabbed that guy's beard at the club, slammed his head on the table, and blew his brains out I knew the movie was just for gays who get a voyeuristic high off of watching violence, fantasizing about being in it. It's really cringe behavior, like what how the weird kid acted in 8th grade, you know the one. It's just not good for the soul. The story is just a catalyst for the action and is basically throwaway. This movie doesn't do anything for guns rights activists or our various movements, it just shows off the brutal reality that is modern CQC combat, but glorified to look cool. Flat-out murder is such an extreme act and in those films it's in such abundance and styling that it's desensitizing.
Think about it, modern competition shooting is now, in popular culture at least, intertwined with John Wick. How many times have you heard someone at a match say:
>dude, that was just like John Wick
It sickens me. I just want to shoot 3-gun in peace without being compared to a fictional mass murderer hitman
Yep. John Wick movies are extremely gay as evidenced by the sickening reddit gushing by Taran Butler and James Reeves who is probably a distant cousin of Keanu.
Getcha some vagisil, maybe it’ll make you feel better you massive fucking pussy.
JW is the Marvel movies of action flicks. It's fantasy, grow up nogunz
The last one was sleep inducingly boring oh wake up wahats going on some tards in a suit slapping each other in some fucking stupid cgi set for two fucking hours. The first one only worked because revenge for killing your dog is something most people like. The script was gobbledymoron but keanu was doing matrix ok fine. They should have stopped there. The 'world' is fucking idiotic
>They were way too violent/graphic.
Sadly they are not, decent depictions of violence get me stoked. This is choreographed dance bullshit
By that token, practically every film with Schwarzenegger in it (especially Commando) and the Rambo series would be reprehensible and unfit for audiences.
Absolutely not, watch those back-to-back with the Wick series and they look cartoonish
Is Kano ok?
John Wick turned into nothing but a glorified Taran ad after the first, I don’t know what you were expecting.
I think what he’s talking about is that those Stallone and Schwarzenegger movies are noticeably over the top, where barring stuff like First Blood they don’t hide the fact its an 80’s action movie. John Wick in comparison takes itself far more seriously. Its still a retarded argument but I think thats what he’s going for.
Same. Nothing against Keanu, but the John Wick movies have never looked good to me. It's obviously just capeshit where the MC's superpower is guns. I'd rather watch a Western or a Michael Mann movie if I wanted to sperg over seeing firearms onscreen.
really? they have no plot whatsoever but the anal retentive commitment to making sure that every magazine in the film has the exact right number of cartridges and every reload being depicted on screen usually appeals to "zombie apocalypse" enthusiasts that want to know that their firearm collection will work in crowded places.
In a world where a suit jacket can be level 4 body armor john wick would run a semi auto 300 win mag AR10 or just a 308 battle rifle with black tip rounds
Instead they give him a gay sigger PCC and a gamerfied AR and the most cringe 1911 you can imagine.
John Wick is capeshit for PrepHole so it's the perfect weapon for him
John Wick 1 was kino but then it went to shit when taran started deciding what guns go in the movie.
>John Wick would use an FN 5.7
HOLY KEK
The triggers on them are atrocious
have the limpwristed gays that complain about mushy plastic triggers ever even touched a DA revolver?
Not really. Stock glock and well most stock striker triggers are mushy shit. Maybe you dont know what the fuck youre talking about.
The third john wick is an actual bad movie. Like its not good at all.
Force him to have female sidekick whose dogs bite guys in the nuts
Use retarded sigger PCC, switch to shotgun because body armor lmao
The 2nd one has some of the best gunfights but a terrible plot and an endless nude scene with a fat ugly bitch being dramatic that isn't worth anyones time.
Captcha: AWGAT
pretty sure the dogs were the second movie.
i kinda liked the first, then watched the second, didnt like it at all and never watched the third
No, its just that being John Wick's dog is a terrible life path like being Liam Neeson's daughter.
>Keep your gamer gun trash in your competitions.
Anon nobody even uses tti guns in competitions, they just buy them to look cool
Does it make me a bad PrepHole citizen if I never liked any of the John Wick movies? I saw the first one the same week as Collateral and that was pure hitman kino. Even as a cartoon shootout movie I thought The Accountant was better than JW.
HUR DUR WE MADE DRESS SUITS BULLET PROOF SO OUR PROTAGANIST CAN WEAR ONE
Stop doing meth, garbage.
That was fucking gay, OP. Next time, try and shut up.
stfu no one cares. it's just a movie, retard.
>NO TRUE BADASS HITMAN WOULD USE BLINGED OUT 1911s WITH RED ACCENTS
how do you know
these movies aren't for you. they are for people who watch demo ranch and colion noir
1) the movie is already ruined because it's John wick and that's fucking trash
2) go back to plebbit
3) bayonets for "realistic" modern day action is retarded
4) in conclusion: you're retarded
The first movie was ok and fun the rest of them are awful racing towards capeshit tier nonsense , really fucking awful and keanu should have stopped making them. Sorry truth hurts
What is this retarded video you literal Hispanic baby?
>teran is the best fatty
>teran knows how to shoot
>glock 17
>shows glock 47
>shows Beretta m9a3
What did those retards mean by this?
Have you not seen what happens when tier one troops are allowed to bring just whatever on deployment?
Actually have a nice day. Obsessive fuck.
wow, what a precious little gun
I would like to see the edge of it
Product placement is important because it helps introduce kids to guns with more public exposure. How else would kids learn about Taran Tactical Innovations?
What kind of fag actually gives a shit about John wick? That shit is gay bro.
Great, yeah the advertising is fucking gay. They could show some cool guns instead of some fucking stupid overpriced taran precious shit. How fucking boring. That motherfuckers "range" is such a cluttered piece of shit that if you throw a shot youre still guaranteed to hit something such fucking bullshit.
OP here im still just mad that there is no movie where some dude is jabbing dudes in close quarters combat with a modern bayonet.
Just imagine the scene his bayonet plunges through some dudes temples then he unloads 5 rounds in his head while its still attached to the bayonet just creating a taco on a knife situation.
Thats all I want.
Let's say Keanu Reeves snapped one day. How many people does PrepHole think a fully armed Keanu Reeves could kill before he was taken down?