They desperately need special agents. My friend went that route and used me as his reference. The interviewer spent the whole time trying to get me to join the FBI.
>I want to work for the FBI when my enlistment is over >is actively on PrepHole
my guy you have already failed
maybe they will choose you for their next school shooter but your not getting any farther
They desperately need special agents. My friend went that route and used me as his reference. The interviewer spent the whole time trying to get me to join the FBI.
>I have a bachelor’s degree in biology but I enlisted, yes I’m moronic
did you eat shit on the asvab or something? unless you are an actual moron your recruiter should have put you into ocs after your enlistment
Your MOS have a security clearance? Need a TS/SCI level clearance. Already having one of those would be ideal, but any level would likely help your chances.
Traitors and 5th columnists are on the board. You can see them seething about all the bipartisan support Ukraine gets and making claims about how we should not get involved to defend democracy. OP sounds more like a patriot.
>went to a federal work training thing in Oklahoma >nobody told me the building was actively holding an LEO training thing >FBI, ATF, DEA, etc >end up banging some atf qt
Was pretty cool and I have no clue how I pulled that off
I always wondered why some Americans on this board would wage cuck at Wallmarkt for example and not try something like this. But then again, I'm not american.
Not American, do you have a say on what you want to do at the police?
Guarding some courthouse sounds like a nice comfy job. Having to deal with druggies on a daily basis does not.
>working for the ATF
Most of those washouts don't know what a threaded barrel is for.
Most ATF personnel are pencil pushers and desk jockeys. They are not "gun" people.
You haven't sent off the paperwork for the required tax stamp for possession of a short barreled penis anyway. Just pay her the $200 directly and maybe she will let it slide.
Is there a maximum annual dog-limit? Or do you encourage your employees to rack up as many canine kills as they can? Does the annual winner there get, like, a trip to Hawaii?
I want to work for the FBI when my enlistment is over, any tips?
I have a bachelor’s degree in biology but I enlisted, yes I’m moronic
>any tips?
Depends on your mos
Infantry.
Oh shit, really?
>Infantry.
Depends on what you want to be in the FBI, try submitting an FBI SWAT application
>Shit really
Yes. I don't know what else to say. You get to carry a gun all the time too, doesn't matter where you go, plane, court house etc.
>I want to work for the FBI when my enlistment is over
>is actively on PrepHole
my guy you have already failed
maybe they will choose you for their next school shooter but your not getting any farther
4chinz isn't some deep dark place Anon
They desperately need special agents. My friend went that route and used me as his reference. The interviewer spent the whole time trying to get me to join the FBI.
Does it still take like 18+ months to go through the interview process to hiring offer?
That's all Federal jobs
t. still in the hiring process for air traffic control
>I have a bachelor’s degree in biology but I enlisted, yes I’m moronic
did you eat shit on the asvab or something? unless you are an actual moron your recruiter should have put you into ocs after your enlistment
I dunno Anon, would you rather be the tard or the tard wrangler
Your MOS have a security clearance? Need a TS/SCI level clearance. Already having one of those would be ideal, but any level would likely help your chances.
Did you always want to be a traitor?
Traitors and 5th columnists are on the board. You can see them seething about all the bipartisan support Ukraine gets and making claims about how we should not get involved to defend democracy. OP sounds more like a patriot.
>thread that has nothing to do with ukraine
>ukraine shills burst in about ukraine
go back
It is a cool sounding job but enjoy getting paid shit wages relative to your intelligence.
>enlisted with a degree
Get out of it.
I've been considering police cybersec/cybercrime stuff actually, but it's not really /k/ enough
it's the one place in this day and age where you actually get to protect domestic infrastructure from foreign attacks 24/7
well that and I wanted to see if doxxing (criminals) really was something you could get paid for
>went to a federal work training thing in Oklahoma
>nobody told me the building was actively holding an LEO training thing
>FBI, ATF, DEA, etc
>end up banging some atf qt
Was pretty cool and I have no clue how I pulled that off
Is TSA an law enforcement agency?
It's for fat people who couldn't even pass asvab test but wanted to have some kind of authority
Nah, I'm not a bastard.
I always wondered why some Americans on this board would wage cuck at Wallmarkt for example and not try something like this. But then again, I'm not american.
Not American, do you have a say on what you want to do at the police?
Guarding some courthouse sounds like a nice comfy job. Having to deal with druggies on a daily basis does not.
>Guarding some courthouse sounds like a nice comfy job
That's a specific job called a Bailiff
I'm fairly sure courthouse guards are part of whatever court system the court they guard is part of, not police departments.
Does working for the ATF mean I can have a silencer?
>working for the ATF
Most of those washouts don't know what a threaded barrel is for.
Most ATF personnel are pencil pushers and desk jockeys. They are not "gun" people.
I want the big titty blonde measuring my parts for compliance
You haven't sent off the paperwork for the required tax stamp for possession of a short barreled penis anyway. Just pay her the $200 directly and maybe she will let it slide.
Different anon here. I’m an infantry officer and I speak Arabic. My degree is in middle eastern studies.
Is it really that easy to get into the FBI as a special agent?
Can you count to potato?
Does 3+3=5?
Then you're qualified.
I was under the impression that being an FBI special agent was somewhat elite?
Imagen un ironically working for the American zog government lmao
Is there a maximum annual dog-limit? Or do you encourage your employees to rack up as many canine kills as they can? Does the annual winner there get, like, a trip to Hawaii?
Yes. I work as a LEO trainer.
Good god, I want to have a threesome with those two. Fuuck
Are you okay, anon?
something something something boomba roomba
I don't think I would be a good fit, I don't beat my wife and children.