>Excuse me young man, have you ever considered a career in law enforcement?

>Excuse me young man, have you ever considered a career in law enforcement?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to work for the FBI when my enlistment is over, any tips?
    I have a bachelor’s degree in biology but I enlisted, yes I’m retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >any tips?
      Depends on your mos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Infantry.

        They desperately need special agents. My friend went that route and used me as his reference. The interviewer spent the whole time trying to get me to join the FBI.

        Oh shit, really?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Infantry.
          Depends on what you want to be in the FBI, try submitting an FBI SWAT application

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit really
          Yes. I don't know what else to say. You get to carry a gun all the time too, doesn't matter where you go, plane, court house etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to work for the FBI when my enlistment is over
      >is actively on PrepHole
      my guy you have already failed
      maybe they will choose you for their next school shooter but your not getting any farther

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4chinz isn't some deep dark place Anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They desperately need special agents. My friend went that route and used me as his reference. The interviewer spent the whole time trying to get me to join the FBI.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does it still take like 18+ months to go through the interview process to hiring offer?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's all Federal jobs

          t. still in the hiring process for air traffic control

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a bachelor’s degree in biology but I enlisted, yes I’m retarded
      did you eat shit on the asvab or something? unless you are an actual retard your recruiter should have put you into ocs after your enlistment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno Anon, would you rather be the tard or the tard wrangler

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your MOS have a security clearance? Need a TS/SCI level clearance. Already having one of those would be ideal, but any level would likely help your chances.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you always want to be a traitor?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Traitors and 5th columnists are on the board. You can see them seething about all the bipartisan support Ukraine gets and making claims about how we should not get involved to defend democracy. OP sounds more like a patriot.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thread that has nothing to do with ukraine
          >ukraine shills burst in about ukraine
          go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a cool sounding job but enjoy getting paid shit wages relative to your intelligence.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enlisted with a degree
      Get out of it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been considering police cybersec/cybercrime stuff actually, but it's not really PrepHole enough

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the one place in this day and age where you actually get to protect domestic infrastructure from foreign attacks 24/7

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well that and I wanted to see if doxxing (criminals) really was something you could get paid for

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went to a federal work training thing in Oklahoma
    >nobody told me the building was actively holding an LEO training thing
    >FBI, ATF, DEA, etc
    >end up banging some atf qt
    Was pretty cool and I have no clue how I pulled that off

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is TSA an law enforcement agency?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's for fat people who couldn't even pass asvab test but wanted to have some kind of authority

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I'm not a bastard.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered why some Americans on this board would wage cuck at Wallmarkt for example and not try something like this. But then again, I'm not american.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not American, do you have a say on what you want to do at the police?
    Guarding some courthouse sounds like a nice comfy job. Having to deal with druggies on a daily basis does not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guarding some courthouse sounds like a nice comfy job
      That's a specific job called a Bailiff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure courthouse guards are part of whatever court system the court they guard is part of, not police departments.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does working for the ATF mean I can have a silencer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >working for the ATF
      Most of those washouts don't know what a threaded barrel is for.
      Most ATF personnel are pencil pushers and desk jockeys. They are not "gun" people.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the big titty blonde measuring my parts for compliance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't sent off the paperwork for the required tax stamp for possession of a short barreled penis anyway. Just pay her the $200 directly and maybe she will let it slide.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Different anon here. I’m an infantry officer and I speak Arabic. My degree is in middle eastern studies.

    Is it really that easy to get into the FBI as a special agent?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you count to potato?
      Does 3+3=5?
      Then you're qualified.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was under the impression that being an FBI special agent was somewhat elite?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagen un ironically working for the American zog government lmao

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a maximum annual dog-limit? Or do you encourage your employees to rack up as many canine kills as they can? Does the annual winner there get, like, a trip to Hawaii?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I work as a LEO trainer.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good god, I want to have a threesome with those two. Fuuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you okay, anon?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something something something boomba roomba

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I would be a good fit, I don't beat my wife and children.

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