Even on threatening civil war, Russians CAN'T NOT talk about fucking ass. WTF bros

Even on threatening civil war, Russians CAN'T NOT talk about fricking ass. WTF bros

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kraut here, this sounds real familiar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? All this talk about "Our brave soldiers were not defeated by the enemy troops but by a dagger-strike to the back"?

      Yeah, that does ring a bell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why Russia has to be bombed, the Russia people need to know in their hearts that they lost.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their only salvation is a good old brain reset nukin'

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japan should have hit China before anyone else, Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland, Communist Russia should be hitting Poland with Nazi Germany, France should be standing with Britain telling the Nazis and Italians to knock shit off.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nazi Germany should be hitting Israel before Poland

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >France should be
              hitting itself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When authoritarian gov loses, the only explanation is that they got stabbed in the back. It's the real life Scooby-Doo equivalent of I would've gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry about it. Surely there’s no catch phrase for this situation

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    priggy was in prison for like 10 years, no surprise here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not just ass, but wood (mahogany) and ass. Such a strange culture.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wood (mahogany)
        Soigu?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only wonder why russian media is willing to reply at all to his messages. It's like CNN reporting that the leader of the 49th street mad dog villainz has called the president a b***h ass homie for his handling of the ISIS insurgency

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not some rando, he's commanding a corps-sized PMC tasked with the most prominent ongoing offensive operation on the entire front.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean a corpse-sized pmc?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They reply to his messages because he’s in charge of the only even remotely competent military force in Ukraine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like if the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps said the marines should take revenge on Washington D.C. Still a very strange thing for Russian state media to run and it makes me think either those running the media might no longer be allying themselves with Putin or Putin still has control and is going to blame Shoigu for the war.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you're missing is that Prigozhin isn't just a random nobody. He is or was part of the inner clique. It's not just that he's a big time mobster and the mob is just an extension of the KGB. It's also that he's openly commanding a PMC and doing Russia's dirty work while PMCs are ultra-double-illegal in Russia.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rip apart the guilty's ass
    not a huge fan of these rectal analogies to be honest lads

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wiener will go in the ass and everyone will understand everything.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    put ass to ass and it will all be clear

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOIGU
    GERASIMOV
    YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS IN THE SEAT OF THE ACCUSED
    OUR GUYS ARE OUT HERE GETTING FRICKED BY THE UKRONAZIS EVERY DAY AND YOU ADD FURTHER TO THE BUGGERY BY FRICKING THEM AIN THE ASS!
    SHOIGU, GERASIMOV, YOU PEDERASTS
    WE CAN SMELL YOUR SWEATY ASSES!
    YOU CAN'T IDE ON YOUR GOLDEN TOILETS IN YOUR PALATIAL ESTATES OR UNDER THE BED IN YOUR DACHAS
    THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FRICK YOU,
      BOTTOM SHOIGU AND CATAMITE GERASIMOV,
      YOU WHO THINK, BECAUSE MY DEMANDS
      ARE MANY, THAT I HAVE NO SHAME.
      FOR IT'S PROPER FOR A DEVOTED WARLORD TO BE MODEST
      HIMSELF, BUT IN NO WAY IS IT NECESSARY FOR HIS TIKTOKS.
      IN POINT OF FACT, THESE HAVE WIT AND CHARM,
      IF THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND A LITTLE SHAMELESS,
      AND CAN AROUSE AN ITCH,
      AND I DON'T MEAN IN BOYS, BUT IN THOSE HAIRY OLD MEN
      WHO CAN'T GET IT UP.
      BECAUSE YOU'VE READ MY SHELL HUNGER,
      YOU THINK LESS OF ME AS A MAN?
      I WILL SODOMIZE YOU AND FACE-FRICK YOU.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i appreciate you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated post. God bless anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MANdvV8.jpg

          >YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS

          https://i.imgur.com/hqn1u5Y.jpg

          ASSSSS TO ASSSSS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ASSSSS TO ASSSSS

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MANdvV8.jpg

          >YOU ARE SITTING ASS TO ASS

          luv that movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY A SYMPHONY ON YOUR ASSES!

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The aids capital of Europe can't stop talking about gay sex
    WOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clip of the conflict for me. A "writer's room" can't deliver shit like that however hard they try.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire war distilled down to a single perfect quip

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOON WE WILL BE FRICKING YOU IN THE ASS UKRONAZIS

    AND WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE WE WILL CUM INSIDE

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the ass opens then all will be made clear. Such fricking has not been seen since our grandfathers. wienerfrickers will be sorely surprised...

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come the romans in spartacus made wiener and ass comments funny but slavs make it gay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different culture, different haplogroups.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running a mafia clan and running an authoritarian regime are two different things. I'm disappointed in godfather Putin. He should've known better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      especially since this is literally the plot of godfather 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf emperor xi out in the east is pretty much a carbon copy of monke emulation, down to the mob patronage system inside "the party" and taiwan boasting having the same energy of vatniks concerning ukraine pre war

      he just is still in his yes-men echo chamber encouragement build up phase

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they make chain bridge just for chicken

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe to make sure only chickens use it? might be hard for a fox or similar to follow them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ULTIMATE SURVIVOR
        >IF THE CHICKEN IN FRONT OF YOU STOPS, PUSH HIM

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me you guys understand that Preggozhin is trying to bait Ukrainians. The fact that he hasn't been thrown out a window tells you everything you need to know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point Russia has more feints under its belt than victories
      When will they start winning for real?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feigning weakness to encourage their enemy to make a bold counter-attack and crush them is the ultimate feint.

        Pucciya is the master of deception after all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pucciya is the master of deception after all.
          This is true, they did manage to deceive us all into thinking they were a legitimate global power for the last several decades.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honest answer about 20 days. You laugh now but just wait.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Screencapped

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever they like. They are just toying with the hohols.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what, I don't think that the Ukrainians are planning their actions according to Priggie's media statements.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man surrounded by his personal military 800km from Moscow hasn't fallen out a window
      You really thing he hasn't been called back to Moscow with all the shit he's been talking? There is a reason he would rather stay in Ukraine.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    many such cases. /rcwg/ is going to be one of the most homosexual breads on the entire chans outside /lgbt/ and /b/

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sex is a universally understood concept everywhere except /k/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't the issue. The issue is that Russia (including Putin) has spent years saying how degenerate the West is and how it tries to destroy traditional families with homosex and yet they constantly go on about anal and homosexual sex. So much so they have their own word for corrective homosexual rape. That's why /k/ is laughing, not the fact sex isn't an understood concept. When every sentence you say goes on about gay sex or anal sex you might - possibly, maybe, perhaps - be the degenerate one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evil degenerate west should be more like Russia with a 2% aids rate and child prostitutes

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What weapon is this thread about?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mighty puccian butthole and it's ability to pleasure a seemingly endless amount of dick

      truly a weapon to surpass metal gear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ass to ass missiles.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ASRAAM?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ASSRAM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weaponized ass sex blyat!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once read how sexual abuse victims are more likely to become abusers themselves

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The difference is this time Gazprom has a military, it's not going to be the Russian people revolting, it's going to be oligarchs that are salty they have lost billions.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jason Jay Smart
    Kek'd at how much this sound like a name made up by some Olgino troll, not saying they did.

    Jay Smart from New York oblast here, we in the south...
    >Oh my god, his name is Smart, we probably should listen to the smart things he says.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prigozhin is getting desperate.
    He knows he has been shit-canned by Moscow.

    He had his chance to make a name for himself if he could have taken Bakhmut when the regular army failed at it. But he couldn't. He missed his chance, and started to b***h and moan about Shoigu and gerasimov.

    So now they have decided to play him out of this game. Prigozhin is not coming back from Ukraine alive. They will not give to him any more ammo, and make his life impossible out front. And when he tries to come back home, they will nail him for abandoning his post.

    He was after all a small dog in big boys game. He was always reliant on the ammo and gear given to him by the military, his Wagner has very little, if any, capacity to procure that kind of hardware by itself. So the moment he tries something funny, the military will stomp him.

    And they will probably pin the failure of Bakhmut on him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should go to Haag, would be funnier to have him around alive

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please give me a Russian civil war
    I want to see russian warlords nuking eachother

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately the burgers are such massive homosexuals they will interfere before and at least try to capture/buy all of the nooks no matter in what state they are. Or some press the "reset button" and turn a blind eye to a new god-tzar sitting on Muscovias throne with its tight ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel so bad for private conscriptovich, let's arm him and his platoon with Riley Defense and Palmetto State Armory AKs

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > rip ass
    dude, I think they already to too much sodomistic activity in the russian army.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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