>enlisting at 32

>enlisting at 32
I'm fucked.
Whats the easiest-on-the body, most-brain dead job in the military?
I have a degree with good grades btw.
Australian BTW

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not commission if you have a degree?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australian, he is not a chinese woman so he's barred from the officer corps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He could still join the US military and he'd still get mad benefits.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What military? US? AUS?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AUS

      Why not commission if you have a degree?

      Degree -> Accounting [Commerce]
      Distinction average grade

      What does that get me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should do some fucking research, guy. You're 32 and you can't do the fucking legwork to figure out how useful your degree is to becoming a member of the military?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AUS
          [...]
          Degree -> Accounting [Commerce]
          Distinction average grade

          What does that get me

          If this guy is too retarded to figure the benefits of being a degreed officer, he belongs on the enlisted side, with the mongs.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Intelligence / Analyst, Drone Operator, Recruiter, Guard (Dudes standing around planes all day), Surgeon if you get a medical degree, aircraft mechanic (DONT BECOME A TANK MECHANIC)
    I am 30 does shit really go downhill this fast after 30?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Logistics pencil pusher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here.
      1. i kept myself in good health my whole life so i dumpsters doomers
      2. no, if you take good care of yourself your as fit as you were at 18
      3.I wanted to be a military my whole life but parents forced me to get meme degree
      3.5 there are age reversing drugs so no
      4. is intelligence / analyst easy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Accounting isn’t a meme degree, it’s very practical if a bit boring.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.baka.com.au/business/accountant-shortage-a-myth-to-prop-up-courses-says-academic-20140710-zt34c.html

          plus

          https://recruitmentexpert.com.au/general/why-is-it-so-hard-to-get-a-graduate-accounting-job-in-australia/

          Same with UK+CAN, they intentionally oversupply accountants, shit wages, bad hours, pajeets and chinks 24/7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guard
      Air force security has alot of gap year fuckers going for that role so they can say 'haha i served :D' and ADGIE's are always fucking full and always fucking full of cunts

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bamp

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kangaroo raper

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea being older sucks ever so slightly more, but gap in health under military like body stress isn't that wide and a combo of genetics, fitness and intelligence can easily put you ahead of the teens and early 20s.

    I get the fear of starting late, i did, but pick whatever you want, it's not that big of a deal

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been told by friends that getting a security clearance is an absolute pain the older you are due to how much more history is dug through.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hehe the cat has a penis in his face

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all the jobs available to you, and land one that gets you the most.

    If you can walk away with a top secret clearance in a fuck all job with anything related to satellites, you will be set for life. Do anything space. Go in for 4-6 years, get certified with all your lateral shit like LeanSixSigma, PMP, etc, See what the industry wants, walk out making six figures a year because your corporate counterparts saw you were worth something.

    If you are single, go have a great time. The military is a fantastic place to lay pipe.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know about the AUS military, but supply and chemical are piss easy in the US Army.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better late than never

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enlisting at 32
    That's like being a 45 yr old woman and FINALLY deciding to settle down and have your first kid.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Australia
    >32
    Unless you have previous experience don't expect to go anywhere past medical before they never accept your application. I was 19 when I applied, fit as can be and was going for priority secondary roles. My main was parachute rigger, 2nd was air force logistical and 3rd was army logistical. Me and 9 other people (5 blokes, one was gay, and 3 chicks) were sitting in the reception area. We all went through med at the same time then back to waiting. The chicks and the openly gay bloke went through psyche pretty soon after and all passed into job acceptance waiting log. EG, they got in. The rest of us though? All white straight blokes? They never even fucking saw us in psyche until one of the ADF guys who worked there told the psyche he had to see us. I went in, 3 minutes of talking, fucker told me I was not suitable to the forces because I was still living at home and not independent, because of course I was going to be straight out of high school. I was deferred for 5 years but just straight up ended my application there. The Australian military is in a state of recruitment quota filling, so unless your black, gay, a women or anything BUT a straight, white bloke, you most likely aren't getting in unless they are absolutely fucking hurting for a specific role, and those are always highly specialised ones, eg medical and engineering, and those always come with officer training.

    TLDR: You're an older bloke trying to get into a job where every job has 500-100 people trying to get the same slot so THEY can get in during an increasingly quota filling for gender and race time in ADFR, you'll never get past psyche evul.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30 here. Was thinking about joining also. I have a friend who is an old retired MI guy, if his stories are true then he has good connections. Should i try for MI bros? Got asvab of 90 something in high school but im a dropout so id have to get GED first, but thats easy peasy. Ive done a lot of travelling and am good with languages, what should i try to do other than trigger puller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what should i try to do other than trigger puller
      Get a trade. The ADF is fucking awful now compared to what it was in the 90's. Some infantry units shoot live rounds ONCE a year, I know a tanker who during a training op had to rotate crews out of a single tank just because it was the only working one. A 3 day op and you get an HOUR in the vehicle you're trained to drive per day. I've seen RAEME fags argue with air force mechies about if their wrench sets are stolen from them or not. The ADF is only good for parades right now, and the only capable units, the SAS and 1-2C just HAD to go and commit some retarded war crimes because 'haha let me drop this cunt'. Trust me, don't even try.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats what i figured being in a peacetime army. Im a mutt btw. Im leaning heavily towards intelligence but i dont want to push paper at a desk

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm missing something here. Why do you want to join the armed forces to do something brain dead and not physical? There are tons of jobs like that without the downside of sworn service. If you have a degree why aren't you commissioning?

    What are you doing this for, why do you want to do it?

    Perfect PT scores are not hard to achieve I had a 300 Marine PFT at age 39. If you're going to be the old timer, you get a lot more currency by being a PT stud than a young gun does

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op here
    im being bullied why

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making this thread? The only thing you're enlisting is to the insulin clinic, you fat fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im thin

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